Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 23 The Powerful Xiao Yueyue (adapted paragraph)
"Brother Yue, you are amazing! No one understands Uncle Qian better than you!"

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up in praise.

Xiao Yueyue was very proud: "This time you know the most important point of being a fan! You see how hearty Uncle Qian is, he was buried like that by my master, my God, he is still burning his head with smoking and drinking!"

"Hahaha!!!"

The audience was very satisfied with their first cooperation and responded with laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Yes, I really have a big heart!"

"Do you have a big heart?"

"It's okay, if you don't tell me you're in a hurry, you'll be fine."

Xiao Yueyue tentatively asked: "Are you in a hurry?"

Qu Xiaoyun rolled up his sleeves: "Then I'll smack him!"

Xiao Yueyue took a step back: "Then I have to pay attention to your size."

"Don't look at him saying that, in fact, he has a good temper! Once I saw with my own eyes, a lot of elder sisters scolded him, and the scolding was so ugly that I couldn't stand it! He didn't pick up the fault...turned around and ran Let's go to the men's bath."

Qu Xiaoyun praised: "Do you dare to love the women's bathhouse I went to? Then it's a good thing you didn't smoke me!"

The audience chuckled.

Xiao Yueyue smiled cheaply: "Everyone, he has a high school education, so can he not know the words men and women? He mainly goes to the women's bath to find someone!"

"Who are you looking for?"

"Master Qian!"

The audience was amused again.

Qu Xiaoyun covered his face: "Good guy, there are all hooligans in the Deyun Club!"

"My friends, how does my temporary partner look like?"

The female audience chorused:
"handsome!!!"

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and thanked: "Thank you everyone for supporting me!"

Xiao Yueyue went on to say: "Not only is he handsome, but he also has a good figure, which is too enviable! And he is so cute, he claims to be Peng Yuyan from our Deyun Club."

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand: "I never said that!"

"But he does have the capital to be frightened. My junior brother looks very sunny and healthy. I think he can live another [-] or [-] years!"

"Thank you, Senior Brother, I'm already in my 80s when I'm in my thirties."

Xiao Yueyue smiled cheaply: "Nine thirty, ten thirty!"

"Fuck you, I don't have a few hours to live!"

"Hahaha!!!"

"Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue, just look at your flushed face, you will definitely live to die!"

"Nonsense! It's up to you to say it!"

The burden is ringing one after another, and the audience is more and more looking forward to what to say next.

After the joke, Xiao Yueyue returned to a very serious state: "Just now I made a small joke. If people want to be healthy, exercise is very important. Now that the living conditions are better, they go to the gym for exercise, but there are also people who go to the gym to keep fit. The difference is that most boys really exercise."

"Where are the girls?"

"Exercising for 5 minutes, taking pictures for two hours!"

"It really is!"

The female audience booed, and the male audience laughed:
"Applause!!!"

"Hahaha!!!"

Xiao Yueyue is very frank: "I can't do it. I don't have perseverance. I have been there several times and I can't persevere. Count how many fitness people there are in our Deyun Club, and Aunt Qian will do it."

"I really don't know that."

"However, Mrs. Qian is also hot for 3 minutes. She thinks she has fat on her stomach, and she is determined to lose weight. As a result, she has an annual gym card and went to it a few times. The gym coach saw that she was not coming, so he called her and asked her what to do. No. Aunt Qian didn't take it seriously, she just made up a reason, saying that she was pregnant and couldn't go for the time being.

As a result, within a few days, Uncle Qian and Aunt Qian saw the fitness trainer when they were shopping, and the fitness trainer said to Aunt Qian—come to me after the baby is born! "

The audience roared with laughter.

"The love rival doesn't betray anyone when he provokes you. Uncle Qian ran away at that time and grabbed the collar of the fitness trainer. The fitness trainer was also wronged. Why did you do it for no reason? The two of you just tore it apart. The consequences can be imagined..."

Qu Xiaoyun was very sympathetic: "Uncle Qian is too difficult. It's not easy on stage, but it's also so difficult off stage."

After Xiao Yueyue finished speaking, she looked at Qu Xiaoyun with a smirk on her face.

Qu Xiaoyun glanced at him: "This guy didn't hold his fart well! Most likely he wants to make fun of me..."

"Hahaha!!!"

Xiao Yueyue smiled cheaply and said: "There are too many interesting things in the gym, and my junior is just working out."

"Yes, I have this habit."

"My junior brother, I don't earn much now."

"It's just the beginning."

"How much will you pay for a game?"

Qu Xiaoyun was a little embarrassed: "It's not good to reveal the salary..."

Xiao Yueyue patted her chest: "It's okay, just tell me, I'm covering you, and the audience are not outsiders, so just tell the truth!"

Qu Xiaoyun said lightly, "Less than fifty thousand."

Xiao Yueyue bit her finger: "My God! Now that there is traffic, is it so easy to make money? It's more than I earn! How much is it?"

"five hundred……"

"Scare me, I'm less than [-] million!"

The burden was ringing one after another, and the audience was looking forward to what they would say next.

"My junior brother has a problem. His hands are loose. He doesn't earn much and loves to spend money. If he has money, he buys clothes and shoes. The money is always not enough to spend. What should we do if we don't have enough money?"

Qu Xiaoyun stretched out his hand: "Yes, what should I do? Can you lend me some?"

Xiao Yueyue took a step back, and habitually covered his pockets while wearing a coat: "Impossible! Uncle Qian said that I am a sugar rooster. Not only do I not pluck my hair, but I have to stick some other people's hairs!"

The audience was amused again.

"When my junior brother has no money, he always borrows it from his friends. My friend is not rich, so I gave him an idea to find a rich woman!"

"There are so many rich women in the gym. My younger brother looked up how to flirt with rich women on the Internet. After doing the research, he was very confident. He went to the gym for an experiment the next day and found a big sister with a gold bracelet. He thinks he looks good and has a good body. Straight to the point."

"Auntie, I don't want to work hard!"

The eldest sister looked at him: "Trash, if you don't want to work hard, die!"

"Hahaha!!!"

"Sometimes people are like this. You don't necessarily like someone because of their appearance. Sometimes you like the strength of a person. They don't like the one who looks like a fairy. The other has a cigarette in his mouth, tattoos all over his body, and curses in his mouth." Walking down the street, heh, I love this kind of energy too much."

"My junior brother didn't choose the right person. If this one doesn't work, just replace it with another one. Another elder sister has taken a fancy to him. This strong young man suits my appetite. If I don't want to work hard, I will eat spicy food with my aunt." Yes, the two of you are together."

"One time my elder sister took him shopping. My younger brother was thirsty and said he wanted to drink water. This elder sister took him to the supermarket, and when he came up, he uttered a bold statement-you don't need to look at the prices in the supermarket, just take whatever you want!"

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up: "This is a real rich woman!"

Xiao Yueyue smiled cheaply: "Take it casually, just be careful not to get caught!"

"Good guy, you are a fake rich woman, I have been lied to, I will fuck you!"

The audience in the audience was very satisfied and gave warm applause and cheers one after another.

"it is good!!!"

The two bowed and left.

Xiao Yueyue returned to the backstage with his big mouth curled up, walking as if all the backstage people owed him money, extremely arrogant.

"Da Linzi, how are you? Your mandarin jacket is so bad that people say it's bad. Brother, this new joke is a new partner, and the applause is twice as loud as yours. This time, you know the strength of Brother Deyun, right?"

Da Linzi didn't speak, but gave him winks.

Xiao Yueyue was happy: "Haha, I can't even say what I was shocked by!"

As soon as the words fell, Yu Qian, who was shadowing behind him, locked his throat.

"Well, you brat, your master hurt me intermittently, you summed it up for me today!"

"Hahaha!!!"

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