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Chapter 202 Xiao Yueyue Opened His Eyes
Looking at Xiao Yueyue with a question mark on his face.

Qu Xiaoyun explained to him: "Now the summer is over 30 degrees, it is already sweating profusely, but in the old age, more than 30 degrees is nothing!"

"More than 30 degrees is nothing?" Xiao Yueyue asked in surprise.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and gave an example: "At that time, there were chickens, ducks and geese at home, and they were not allowed to go out during the day. As soon as the sun came out during the day, the animals would be cooked as soon as they went out! The roast duck and chicken were left over from the old age. "

"Oh, this is the first time I've heard of it!" Xiao Yueyue praised.

"People can't go to work during the day, they have to go at night."

"What's the matter?" Xiao Yueyue asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun stroked his hair and said, "As soon as you go out during the day, the sun goes down and there is a sound, your hair will go away!"

"Will you be bald just after going out?" Xiao Yueyue couldn't believe it.

"Ah, yes!" Qu Xiaoyun nodded without blushing.

The exaggerated description amused the audience.

"it is good."

Xiao Yueyue reluctantly nodded, and asked: "Then let me ask you, we have also seen hairstyles of older people, some people have no hair in front, and what's going on behind?"

"He is from the sun!" Qu Xiaoyun said firmly.

"Great, explain it to me!" Xiao Yueyue snorted, waiting for him to be embarrassed.

The audience in the audience was also very curious, and they were all engrossed in waiting for his explanation.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "That's what happened to him. You think that if he goes out to do errands during the day, he will only dare to go out when it is cloudy."

"Yup!"

While simulating the scene, Qu Xiaoyun explained: "This guy looked out of the window, it happened to be a cloudy day, he gathered his things at home and prepared to go out, when he was done packing, he pushed the door and took a step, kicked the door One foot in the door, the sun came out at this time, and suddenly, the front was bald, and the back had hair!"

Xiao Yueyue was overjoyed after watching it: "I think it's very scientific for you to cover your head, otherwise it's easy to lose your eyebrows!"

"Hahaha~~"

There were bursts of laughter from the audience.

Let him make it up.

Xiao Yueyue continued to ask without giving up: "I still have to ask you, some people are bald in the back and have hair in the front?"

"The sun is shining!"

Qu Xiaoyun continued to explain without changing the medicine: "I went out to do some errands on a cloudy day. When I finished my work and came home, I entered the door. The sun came out, and there was hair in front of me. The back is bald!"

"Oh, this explanation is very fresh!"

Xiao Yueyue put her hands behind her back, raised her eyes and thought for a while, thought of a very stupid question, and asked with a smirk: "Then there are still people with alopecia areata, where there is hair, and where there is no hair, what's the matter?" thing?"

The audience in the audience laughed and applauded. This is too difficult. No one really guessed it. They were all waiting to see Qu Xiaoyun get embarrassed.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled slightly: "The sun is shining!"

"I've never heard of it! You explain it to me!" Xiao Yueyue pursed her lips happily.

Qu Xiaoyun was quite cooperative, first pretending to be embarrassed, seeing enough of the drama, explained with a smile: "This cloudy day is going out to do errands, and the place to do errands is far away, I want to go home and see if the sky is bad , the sun was about to come out, but it was too late to go home at this time, on the way, he saw a big tree by the side of the road, he went under the tree to block the sun, but the sun shone down, and the place that was not blocked was bare!"

Xiao Yueyue's eyes widened and she exclaimed, "Hey!"

"Hahaha~~"

"it is good!!!"

The explanation was perfect, and the audience laughed and gave applause and applause.

Pointing to the backstage, Xiao Yueyue said with a smile: "Then my master's hairstyle must have been standing under Tao'er!"

As soon as these words came out, the audience laughed, including the brothers sitting on the bench, directly pushing the joyous atmosphere to the climax.

Backstage.

Guo Degang shook his fan, nodded with a smile: "This package is not bad, deduct one point for Xiaoyue!"

"Good guy!"

The netizens in the live broadcast room were all amused by Lao Guo's generosity.

After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun said: "I'm telling you this to let you all hear something new and understand whether it was hot or not in the past."

"It's surprisingly hot!" Xiao Yueyue nodded and praised.

Qu Xiaoyun became interested, and then said: "Not only will it be surprisingly hot, but it will also be cold and fresh in winter!"

"What's going on in winter?" Xiao Yueyue asked curiously.

"Isn't it cold enough to be minus [-] to [-] degrees in the northeast in winter?" Qu Xiaoyun asked.

"It's cold enough!" Xiao Yueyue nodded.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled slightly and waved his hands: "This is nothing in old age!"

"Is this nothing?" Xiao Yueyue looked surprised.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "Old people meet friends on the street, no matter how good the relationship is, the biggest etiquette is farewell!"

"Can't shake hands or something?"

"No! I usually walk on the street with my hands in my sleeves, sweaty! Take them out and hold them, and they will freeze as soon as they see the air. If the cold is hard, the hands will be hard to break apart. Leave it alone. It's an old saying!"

"what?"

Qu Xiaoyun said with a smile: "Unbreakable friendship!"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"Good guy, it's here! What if you want to break it apart?" Xiao Yueyue asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and explained: "If you want to break it, you have to go to the teahouse and ask the shopkeeper to pour boiling water. That's how you make friends with friends!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Hey, I've improved my knowledge! It's really cold!" Xiao Yueyue praised.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head: "It's not too cold, you can't cough when you stand outside, cough and spit..."

"How is it?" Xiao Yueyue asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained with a smile: "This mouthful of phlegm froze before it hit the ground, and turned into a phlegm ball. That's how children play pinball!"

The audience in the audience filled their brains with the picture, laughing hard.

"Is this thing you're talking about dirty?" Xiao Yueyue looked disgusted.

Qu Xiaoyun made two gestures and approached with a smile: "I'll give you two baskets later!"

"No, I think you're dirty!" Xiao Yueyue pushed him away in disgust.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "It's not too cold. Let me give you an example. For example, when you are old and want to eat dumplings, there is no vinegar at home. If you don't have vinegar, you can't eat it. You went out to buy vinegar. , but on the way home you slipped, and the bottle of vinegar fell to pieces!"

"This vinegar is wasted..." Xiao Yueyue spread his hands, his face full of pity.

Qu Xiaoyun comforted: "It can't be wasted, the bottle is broken, you took the vinegar back!"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience filled their brains with the picture and were amused again.

Xiao Yueyue spread her hands and complained: "I went out to buy sour popsicles!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded with a smile: "Yes, the popsicles were left at that time!"

Xiao Yueyue gave a thumbs up: "I've learned a lot, it's so cold!"

"It's not that cold!"

"It's not cold?" Xiao Yueyue opened her mouth wide in surprise.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Listen, let me give you an example!"

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(End of this chapter)