Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 203

In the expectation of all audiences in the theater.

Qu Xiaoyun gave a serious example: "In the old age, you don't need to bring toilet paper when you go to the toilet!"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

Xiao Yueyue stretched out her hand to stop her and said, "What you said is not human!"

Qu Xiaoyun looked disapproving: "Why doesn't it sound like a human?"

"How do you relieve yourself without toilet paper?" Xiao Yueyue asked with a frown.

Qu Xiaoyun explained seriously: "It's cold in the old age, squatting in the public toilet, and it freezes as soon as you pull it out! You wipe it with toilet paper, what should you do if the toilet paper is torn? You have to take a toilet paper with you. Poop stick!"

"Hahaha~~ bursts of laughter came from the audience.

Xiao Yueyue picked up the folding fan on the table and asked, "Is it that big?"

Qu Xiaoyun took the fan, squatted down, and gestured: "It's similar to this. After pulling it, take out this shit stick from your waist, and hit it!"

The performance was very vivid, and the audience was amused again.

Xiao Yueyue joked with a smile: "You don't look like shit, you look like you are riding a horse. Take a stick and slap it. Guo Degang, Guo Degang, Guo Degang..."

Backstage.

Yu Qianle's face was wrinkled, and he gave Guo Degang a meaningful look, then turned his head and told Gao Xiaobei: "Go, give Xiaoyue a point!"

Guo Degang smiled and shook his head helplessly.

The brothers who were sitting on the bench in the audience were all overjoyed, and Qin Xiao happily lay on Yan Hexiang's lap.

Xiao Yueyue smiled and stretched out his hand to stop him: "Let me stop you, you are talking nonsense! Who is free to take this thing out!"

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head: "I'm not talking nonsense!"

Xiao Yueyue reluctantly nodded, and asked curiously: "Then what if one day you don't bring it?"

Qu Xiaoyun explained with a serious face: "Then it depends on popularity, there is also a reliever at the side, you can borrow one from the person next to you!"

"Can you borrow this thing?" Xiao Yueyue couldn't believe it.

"of course!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, pretending that there was someone beside him, and demonstrated: "No one is making fun of this. After pulling it, I didn't bring it. There is someone next to me - big sister, take yours..."

"Hahaha~~"

Xiao Yueyue nodded: "This is a beautiful wish of yours, but it is difficult to realize! How can you squat next to a big sister?"

Qu Xiaoyun corrected with an accentuated tone: "Dajie, what big sister!"

"Scared me, I thought it was a big sister!" Xiao Yueyue suddenly realized.

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun continued to restore the situation: "Master, I came out in a hurry, and I didn't bring a shit stick. How about you lend me yours? Anyone is willing to borrow it—it doesn't matter, take it and use it!"

"Really generous!" Xiao Yueyue gave a thumbs up in disbelief.

Qu Xiaoyun took the fan as an example and said: "Everyone, take care of it, if someone handed it to you like this, you can't take it like that!"

"Correct!"

"He's not clean at this end!"

Xiao Yueyue joked with a smirk: "Open your mouth to answer it! This saves you a lot of money!"

The audience in the audience filled their brains with the picture, laughing hard.

"Fuck you, how wicked!"

Qu Xiaoyun briefly complained, and then took the fan to demonstrate: "You take it from the direction of his hand, 'snap', and return it after you use it up!"

"How fresh!"

Qu Xiaoyun still said seriously: "You have to pay it back, you take it away after you use it up, and the old man will be gone in a while!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Hey!"

Xiao Yueyue stretched out his hand to stop him: "You are a little bit damaged, you pick up the other end when you pick it up, and tuck the dirty end into the old man's arms when you return it! I said how can it be so clean after use!"

This series of funny actions, coupled with Xiao Yueyue's questioning on key points, directly ignited the theater, and the audience couldn't help but be overjoyed.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and defended: "No!"

Xiao Yueyue asked in surprise: "Is that tucked into the old man's padded jacket?"

A series of burdens, and then imagining the scene of bullying the old man in the toilet, the audience burst into tears and laughed.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head and explained: "No, there are a dozen shit stick pockets, tuck them in!"

Xiao Yueyue nodded: "Oh, really professional! There is a technical problem we need to talk about. Those who can use shit sticks must be well digested. In case there is a thin one, it can't be a stick, it can be a stick. piece of..."

"Hahaha~~"

"It doesn't matter if it's in pieces, just put on your pants and leave!"

"Oh!"

Xiao Yueyue couldn't listen to his nonsense anymore, and deliberately made it wrong: "There is another small problem, what if the toilet is reserved by you alone, and you haven't brought it, and no one has lent it to you, what should you do? "

Qu Xiaoyun was amused: "That's troublesome, quickly pull up your pants halfway, find a flat place to sit back, it's not easy to come, you have to grasp the inner size, or it will come out from above!"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"Your digestion is too good!" Xiao Yueyue pouted.

Qu Xiaoyun was afraid that he would not believe him, so he gave an example: "There is evidence, and the old saying is left behind, saying that you are not worth talking, sit back after shitting!"

"Hey, what you said is too dirty!" Xiao Yueyue looked disgusted.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and said, "There is no way for traditional cross talk!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Oh! Well, that's really cold!"

Xiao Yueyue continued to ask without giving up: "But one thing, you said before that the common people are happy and healthy, but if this is the case, life will be difficult. The summer is so hot and the winter is so cold, and the crops cannot grow!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "You're right! It's true that it won't grow, the main reason is that it doesn't need to grow, it comes down from the sky!"

Xiao Yueyue looked surprised: "Good guy, let me ask you, if it rains..."

Qu Xiaoyun interrupted: "Old people don't call it rain, they call it sesame oil. Now there is proof that spring rain is as expensive as oil!"

"Oh, come down from the sky, and then you can cook! What if you don't continue?" Xiao Yueyue asked puzzled.

Qu Xiaoyun explained solemnly: "If it fell into the gutter, it's waste oil!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Oh, where is the wind blowing?" Xiao Yueyue continued to ask with her hands behind her back, with a look of disdain.

"Pepper noodles, when the wind blows, the dust rises, it is pepper noodles!"

"Where's the hail?"

"Pimple soup! It's just right to have some pepper noodles!"

"snow?"

"Flour flour! Doesn't the old lady keep saying—baby, it's snowing outside, it's like flour!"

"Oh, what's the matter with the thunder?"

"Thunder is grinding flour! Think about that sound!"

This series of exaggerated explanations made the audience laugh again and again.

"Oh!"

Xiao Yueyue gestured three times: "According to what you said, the common people will starve for three quarters!"

Qu Xiaoyun explained with a look of disgust: "You are stubborn, it is true that the noodles are ground in summer, and in winter, but there are still stocks, you can eat the leftovers from last year!"

Xiao Yueyue still can't believe that she can't help him: "Then what happened to the flash?"

Qu Xiaoyun was amused: "Pull noodles!"

"Hey guy, where is the cook, can we take a look?"

Qu Xiaoyun pointed to the sky: "Thunder God and Lightning Mother!"

"The co-author is contracted!" Xiao Yueyue increased her tone in surprise.

"Hahaha~~"

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(End of this chapter)