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Chapter 204 Qu Xiaoyun hits the mad dog Zhang Jiunan with a shit stick
Knowing that his partner is bragging, he can't be bothered, this is the most angry.

Xiao Yueyue continued to ask without giving up: "You are talking about the staple food, what if you eat meat?"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "It depends on what kind of meat you eat, meat is very cheap in old age!"

"Is there any beef?" Xiao Yueyue asked tentatively.

Qu Xiaoyun snorted coldly: "Remove the word 'what', and a 600-jin cow won't die with a stick!"

After listening to it, Xiao Yueyue was amused: "In those days, sticks were so useful, they could not only beat shit, but also cows?"

"Hahaha~~"

"Applause!!!"

The connection with what was said above was something the audience did not expect, and they all laughed and booed.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head, and said solemnly: "That's an iron rod, no one beats a cow with a shit stick, a big cow has a cow's shit stick!"

The audience in the audience was amused again after listening.

"It's too detailed, stop talking about it, it's too dirty, let's talk about you!" Xiao Yueyue looked disgusted.

Qu Xiaoyun gave an example: "For a 600-jin cow, you can buy two for three copper coins!"

"It's really cheap, where's the mutton?" Xiao Yueyue asked with a look of surprise.

"Up to three hundred catties of mutton, two copper coins and three sheep!"

"My God, where's the pork?"

"The sixth day is also sold!"

Xiao Yueyue corrected with a look of disgust: "Pork, what is the sixth day, if you don't understand, look in the mirror!"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyebrows: "The picture of you is pasted on our mirror!"

"Hahaha~~"

"You react fast enough!" Xiao Yueyue praised with a smile.

Qu Xiaoyun boasted to each other: "It's okay, you are my spiritual idol!"

"Thank you, thank you." Xiao Yueyue smiled and cupped her fists.

"Pork is also available, two hundred catties for a copper coin!"

"Oh, it doesn't make sense to eat meat all the time. Is there any non-staple food? Bean curd sticks or something?"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Yes, can it be as big as a telegraph pole?"

Xiao Yueyue joked with a smile: "Super shit-hitting stick?"

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun was speechless: "I'm talking about the shape! There are 67 copper coins, and you go home with 67 electric poles!"

"I'll take it home and build a house!" Xiao Yueyue pouted, then asked:
"Is there gluten?"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Yes! The size of a basketball is 104 coins. You eat 103 coins and save one for shooting!"

Xiao Yueyue spread her hands together: "I don't know how to play basketball!"

Qu Xiaoyun smirked and said, "You play with Master, he's short and can't reach you! Oh Batty, you dunk on him!"

"Hey! This is fine!" Xiao Yueyue said with a cheap smile.

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience couldn't be happier, especially the brothers who were sitting on the bench, they could see what they had for lunch with their mouths open.

Backstage.

Guo Degang nodded with a smile on his face, praised the package as a good one, and asked Gao Xiaobei to draw a picture for Qu Xiaoyun.

After the laughter.

Xiao Yueyue then asked: "Have you ever had tofu in old age?"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Yes, but no one eats it, and no one eats it for free."

"Why are you giving it to no one for nothing?" Xiao Yueyue asked incomprehensibly.

Qu Xiaoyun sighed: "The shopkeeper of the tofu shop has finished the tofu. I hope that someone will buy it, but no one comes to eat it. He stops the passers-by and starts begging, and the begging family will not eat it. In the end, they are in a hurry and call They both mouthed and kicked him! So they won't sell it!"

After hearing this, Xiao Yueyue asked angrily: "Is what you're talking about human? No one will eat you if you waste time and energy, and you'll get slapped in the mouth and kicked for begging. Why? The shopkeeper is a lunatic." ?”

Qu Xiaoyun repeated what he asked: "No one will eat after all the effort? Begging someone to get kicked in the mouth? Kicked?"

"Yes!" Xiao Yueyue nodded.

Qu Xiaoyun suddenly bit back: "Is what you said outrageous?"

Xiao Yueyue looked confused: "When did I say that, didn't you just say that?"

Qu Xiaoyun denied without blushing, "I didn't say that!"

Stare nonsense.

Xiao Yueyue was so angry, he said angrily: "Forget it so quickly? Are you fascinated by shit?"

The burden continued, and the audience couldn't help but be overjoyed. There is no doubt that this accumulation was very successful.

Qu Xiaoyun spread his hands and tried to deny: "How can I say such a thing with such a high education! You are talking nonsense, who heard me say it?"

"Me!" Qin Xiao laughed and raised his hand in the audience.

Qu Xiaoyun sneered, and made a provocative gesture: "What I said, come up and hit me!"

"Hit him!!!"

"Go up!!!"

"Go up!!!"

The audience in the audience didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, and they all laughed and booed in unison.

Qin Xiaoxian shook his head, and beckoned provocatively: "If you have the ability, you can come down, I can't beat you to death!" After speaking, he took off his sportswear jacket, and showed off his unmoving biceps.

Now the scene is even more heated, the booing is louder, and the audience is looking forward to it even more.

Qu Xiaoyun was still pretending, pointing at Qin Xiaoxian and mockingly said: "You can't do it!"

The rest of the brothers who were sitting on the bench couldn't take it anymore when they saw him mocking him so much, they got up and pushed Qin Xiaoxian onto the stage together.

Qu Xiaoyun knew that they couldn't come up, so he pointed at the booing seniors, and said, "Why are you booing, I'm not targeting him, I mean none of you can do it!"

"Applause!!!"

"beat him!!!"

Good guy, as soon as the words fell, the audience immediately exploded, and the sound of booing almost knocked off the theater room.

As expected of "Deyun Mad Dog" Zhang Jiunan, he rushed onto the stage after hearing the first one. The audience was so excited that they gave warm applause.

This is something Qu Xiaoyun didn't expect, but the words have been released, and the gentlemen have to match their words with deeds, so let's not talk about the cross talk directly, copied the fan on the table, and said to the microphone: "I will use a shit stick today, Hit Mad Dog!"

"Hahaha~~"

Good guy, the fit between this scene and the joke is [-]%. The audience laughed so hard that they covered their stomachs and burst into tears.

Backstage.

Guo Degang and Yu Qian were also very happy, and for the first time, they added two points to Qu Xiaoyun. This is the first time since "Deyun Douxiaoshe" was broadcast!
Some people have said that fighting on stage is nonsense, how can cross talk be like this?

In fact, this is not the case. There is no bad rule in doing so, and it will add color to the performance if used properly.

When Xiao Yueyue was not famous, he used to fight with Cao Jin on the stage, but Cao Jin thought he was a horn, and he felt that he couldn't bear it because he hadn't fought. Yue Yue's neck was broken, and the fake show was done for real, which caused the audience to be confused and the performance effect was very poor.

The most successful example of slapstick on stage is Hou Yaowen, Shi Fukuan, Guo Degang, and Yu Qian who once recorded "Red Flowers and Green Leaves" on TV.

Back then, Mr. Hou Yaowen and Mr. Shi Fukuan each brought their apprentices Guo Degang, Yu Qian, and Master to cooperate for a while. First, Guo Degang and Yu Qian fought each other, then Mr. Hou and Mr. Shi fought, and finally the four of them mixed Fighting, that show was great, it can be said to be the most classic performance of the four masters, but it's a pity that things are different...

Cross talk will also improve with the development of the times. Today, this kind of confrontation between brothers and sisters on stage and off stage is very fresh, and the audience also loves to watch it. I wish they could have fun watching it.

It is said that the purpose of cross talk is to make the audience happy, which is right, so Yu Qian generously added two points to Qu Xiaoyun.

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(End of this chapter)