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Chapter 205 Two fists are hard to beat four hands
"Don't let the mad dog run wild, a certain family will come!"

Qu Xiaoyun rushed over with one stride, put one arm around Zhang Jiunan, raised his fan with the other hand, and slapped Zhang Jiunan hard on his buttocks.

"The above document said!"

Xiao Yueyue was not idle at this meeting, and started to explain while watching the excitement with a smile: "It was too late to say, Qu Xiaoyun picked up the excrement stick and used the move to burn the sky, hitting Zhang Jiunan's On the buttocks, but Qu Xiaoyun took the shit-hitting stick in the wrong direction in a panic, and took the shit-hitting end!"

"Hahaha~~"

"quite funny!!!"

The audience in the audience had never seen the cross talk of this scene. Someone was explaining while fighting.

Cursing inwardly, Qu Xiaoyun turned the fan in his hand, then beckoned Zhang Jiunan and knocked him to the ground.

Although Zhang Jiunan had been resisting, but there was a huge gap in strength, he was pinned to the ground and could not move.

Backstage.

Both Guo Degang and Yu Qian laughed out loud, put down their fans, grabbed a handful of melon seeds and knocked them on.

"Oh my God!"

Xiao Yueyue exclaimed, and explained with a smile: "The mad dog Zhang Jiunan was not to be outdone, he took the opportunity to bite Qu Xiaoyun, Qu Xiaoyun shivered in pain, he was anxious, opened Zhang Jiunan's mouth, and was about to take it. Putting a shit stick into his mouth, what a vicious way!"

This commentary added color to the fight too much. There were bursts of laughter from the audience, which directly pushed the joyous atmosphere of the theater to the peak. After the performance, Luan Dangdang's team began to feel nervous. Looking at the atmosphere of the scene, they felt that this game was about to lose. .

He was ridiculed in the audience just now, and now he sees his partners being bullied on stage, except for the lazy Yan Hexiang, Shang Jiuxi, Qin Xiaoxian, Yang Jiulang, and Wang Jiulong all climbed onto the stage.

The four rolled up their arms and sleeves and rushed towards Qu Xiaoyun.

As the saying goes, two fists are hard to beat with four hands, a hero cannot hold back a crowd, but a body covered in iron can save a few nails.

He didn't even give Qu Xiaoyun a chance to resist, and was directly pushed down by him.

Xiao Yueyue stopped him with a smile: "Don't talk about the martial arts combination and rushed up, you guys beat one, it's a bit bullying, stop beating, kick it with your feet!"

"Hahaha~~"

Enough is enough, overdoing it will have the opposite effect, the cold-bench brothers simply avenged themselves, put up their little fingers and made a contemptuous gesture towards Qu Xiaoyun, and then they all stepped off the stage and returned to their seats.

"Oh, brother, I feel so sorry for you!"

Xiao Yueyue was the happiest booing just now, now she pretended to be a good person, walked over and helped Qu Xiaoyun up with great concern, and even helped to pat the dust off her body.

Qu Xiaoyun glanced at him, and then returned to the microphone together.

The audience in the audience watched the meeting very seriously, ready to listen to Qu Xiaoyun's testimonials about being beaten, but unexpectedly, Xiao Yueyue spoke first.

I saw Xiao Yueyue looked at Qu Xiaoyun, and asked with a puzzled look: "Why do people eat tofu for nothing?"

Qu Xiaoyun was so angry, he said angrily: "I made someone beat me like this, do you still remember that?"

"nonsense!"

Xiao Yueyue rolled up his arms and sleeves, and threatened: "I've been listening to your nonsense for a long time. If you can't make it up and give me a reasonable explanation, I'll call them all up again, and this time I'll beat you again with them. Meal!"

"it is good!!!"

"another one!!!"

The audience in the audience was very happy after listening to it. They all felt that they hadn't enjoyed watching it just now, and wanted to watch it again, so they all applauded in agreement.

"Go, go, it's not a big deal to watch the excitement, it's not you who dare to be beaten!"

After Qu Xiaoyun complained to the audience with a bitter face, he gave up: "Stop beating me, I'll do it!"

Xiao Yueyue changed his face quickly, and patted him on the shoulder with a smile: "That's right, let's talk!"

"That's how it is. Let me ask you what color is the tofu?" Qu Xiaoyun nodded and asked solemnly.

"White!" Xiao Yueyue replied.

Qu Xiaoyun pondered for a moment, then said with a smirk: "So it's for nothing!"

"Hahaha~~"

After hearing this absurd reason, the audience in the audience was rocked with laughter.

"I'll fuck you!" Xiao Yueyue pushed with a smile.

"it is good!!!"

Amid the warm applause from the audience, Qu Xiaoyun and Xiao Yueyue bowed and left the stage.

soon.

Under the leadership of Guo Degang and Yu Qian, the two teams, as well as the brothers who were sitting on the bench, stepped onto the stage and lined up.

Looking at the enthusiastic audience in the audience, Guo Degang said with a smile: "Good guys, it was worthwhile for you to come today, not only listened to a cross talk, but also watched a fight! But this cross talk can't be in vain, we finally have A score, they will hold a piggy bank in their hands later, just put a coin in whoever you like, each of your pennies determines the score they go forward, this is very important, we Voting begins now!"

The audience in the audience followed suit and went on stage in an orderly manner.

After some statistics, the audience's votes were counted.

Guo Degang pointed to the red cloth on the scoreboard, and teasingly said with his old partner: "Uncovering this red cloth requires a formula, please read it, Teacher Yu!"

We have cooperated for so many years.

Yu Qian was well aware of his old partner's routine, so he blurted out: "Oh, what a joke!"

The formula was very effective. After reading it, Gao Xiaobei and Liu Xiaoting lifted the red cloth away.

Netizens in the live broadcast room praised it very much, and the word "good spirit" was written all over the screen.

In the end, combined with the addition of commission rolls, the wine bottle team won.

Guo Degang was overjoyed after reading the statistical results: "This score is simply unbearable to look at directly, then we congratulate the Quyang Tangbing team for disbanding on the spot!"

The two teams have joys and sorrows.

Guo Degang changed the subject: "But it's not over yet, the disbandment is only temporary, we still have to leave a spark for their team!"

The brothers were all taken aback after hearing this, but they all guessed that it should be a good thing.

"The so-called tinder refers to the person with the highest score. This person is Qu Xiaoyun, so he will be the captain of the next team!"

"Qu Xiaoyun, now you need to choose three players to form a new team with you, and challenge Luan Dangdang's team in the next stage!"

"There is a request, that is, you can't ask for any more people from your team just now, and give the brothers who are sitting on the bench a chance!"

Qu Xiaoyun showed embarrassment, this is an offending job, turned his head and said to Guo Degang in a very embarrassed way: "Master, can you help me choose one?"

"All right!"

Guo Degang nodded, glanced at the apprentices who were sitting on the bench, and said: "Then Yan Hexiang with a big head!"

"Thank you, Master!" Yan Hexiang was very happy.

Qu Xiaoyun had an idea, and joked with a smile: "For the remaining two, choose Zhang Jiunan and Qin Xiaoxian, it just so happens that the three of them don't work in the personnel department!"

"Good guy, scold us and beat him!"

The three personnel from the personnel department rushed forward, while Qu Xiaoyun ran away.

After the joke.

"Don't judge a hero by one success or failure. If you win, don't be arrogant, and if you lose, don't be discouraged. See you next time!"

With Guo Degang's concluding remarks, the second episode of the second season of "De Yun Dou Xiaoshe" is over, and netizens in the live broadcast room are also looking forward to the content of the next issue.

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(End of this chapter)