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Chapter 217 Qu Xiaoyun Interprets Dreams

After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun looked at Yan Hexiang with a look of disgust: "I can't talk to you, a layman, how can I light a match with that thing flying to the moon, I'm just describing it!"

"Oh!" Yan Hexiang nodded.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "Astronauts explore the surface of the moon, and when they come back, they tell us to increase our knowledge. Although I don't understand, I like it very much. When I was young, I thought that if I could be an astronaut, I would How nice!"

"Have such an ideal!" Yan He praised in detail.

"I have read a lot of materials on these aspects, but to be honest, I stay at a very shallow position." Qu Xiaoyun is very humble.

"It's quite self-aware!" Yan Hexiang pouted.

Qu Xiaoyun touched his chin, looking lost in thought: "People say that the sky is weightless and can float, and the food eaten in the spaceship is still put in the toothpaste, squeezed to eat, I was thinking, they eat rice It's hard, if you steam a bowl, it will all fly!"

"How can anyone eat rice there!" Yan Hexiang looked disgusted.

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"Oh, then I might be wrong!"

Qu Xiaoyun recalled: "I practiced it when I was a child. There was a swivel chair in the park. I sat on it and asked the children to push me!"

"How is your practice?" Yan Hexiang was curious.

Qu Xiaoyun stretched his neck and looked down: "I can't find the gallbladder!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Hey, good guy, I've just vomited out my gall!" Yan He smiled and shook his head.

Qu Xiaoyun said seriously: "I have also practiced infertility!"

Yan Hexiang was amused after listening, and asked with a smile: "Have you practiced infertility?"

"Goose goose goose~~"

"go with!"

Qu Xiaoyun explained angrily: "What nonsense are you talking about? I mean no seasickness or altitude sickness!"

"Oh! Misunderstood!" Yan He smiled carefully.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "I practiced very hard. I found a building with more than 30 floors. I took the elevator and didn't go up for two hours!"

"What's going on?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun spread his hands together: "The power is out!"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"Nonsense!" Yan He was so angry.

Qu Xiaoyun simulated the scene at that time: "After I climbed to the top floor, I looked down. My God, it's too high. Keep calm and start exercising! I was exercising when a group of people suddenly came downstairs Shout at me, the foreman promised to pay me!"

Yan Hexiang was amused after listening: "Hey, I've taken you as a migrant worker."

Art comes from life, some jokes are ironic.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head with a wry smile, and then said: "The effect of exercise is not very obvious anyway, I went home to read a book again, and the experiment was pretty good, it's called cloning, do you understand cloning?"

"Slightly understand!" Yan He nodded carefully.

"Just explain it to everyone."

Qu Xiaoyun put his hands behind his back, put on a very knowledgeable look, looked at the audience and explained: "Clone is actually copying, for example, there is a cow, and I plan to have another cow!"

"What should we do?" Yan He asked in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun explained solemnly: "Find a companion for this cow, lock them up together, and in a few days there will be a calf!"

"This is called cloning? This is called breeding, you know?" Yan Hexiang's nose turned out of anger after hearing this.

This burden is very loud, and the audience in the audience leaned back and forth after listening to the music.

Qu Xiaoyun didn't take it seriously, and continued to make nonsense: "You don't understand, this is the beginning, after that you will be advanced, and you can extract the NBA from the cow!"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience was amused again.

Yan He's voice raised two tunes: "Good guy, it's been extracted to play basketball! That's called DNA!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded as if he didn't understand: "Oh, anyway, a pig was finally extracted."

"Goose, goose, goose~~" the female audience all laughed and let out goose calls.

"Pigs are like words! The ones that are exactly the same are called clones!" Yan Hexiang was speechless.

"Oh, yes, exactly the same!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and continued: "In fact, people can do it too, for example, you, you are going to die!"

"Don't expect me to order!" Yan Hexiang curled his lips.

"An example!"

Qu Xiaoyun gestured and said: "If you want to clone, you have to get something out of you. First find a big white porcelain jar, clean it inside and out, then burn you and put it in the white porcelain jar."

"Stop you!"

Yan Hexiang hastily stretched out his hand to stop him: "You are not a clone, you just transformed me!"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience laughed happily, and the successive burdens brought the atmosphere of the show to its peak. There is no doubt that the opening was very good.

Backstage.

Yu Qian was very satisfied with the performance of the two of them, and ordered Gao Xiaobei to add a point to each of them.

Qu Xiaoyun didn't take it seriously, and comforted: "It's okay, the clone was very successful, and a photo was cloned!"

"Then what's the use!" Yan He was furious.

Qu Xiaoyun didn't know what was wrong, so he patted his chest and continued: "Anyway, I'm very good, and I have a very wide range of knowledge. People in the Deyun Club come to ask me anything, and one day my master even came to ask me! "

"Master is going to ask you, you are too powerful, what are you asking?" Yan Hexiang was very curious.

Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyes and recalled: "Master told me that I had a dream. I dreamed that a cow was grazing on the hillside. When I got up in the morning, the mat was gone!"

"I ate this myself!" Yan He understood in seconds.

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "I thought so too, send him to the hospital immediately!"

"Are you interpreting a dream?" Yan Hexiang asked questioningly with his hands behind his back.

"Yeah, the solution is correct, and the master has been saved!"

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "Dreams are something everyone does. As the old saying goes, dreams are what you think in your heart! From ancient times to the present, there are still people writing books on this topic! Like "Zhou Gong Interpretation of Dreams", "Mother Zhou Interpretation of Dreams" "Ah, "Monday Interpretation of Dreams", "Tuesday Interpretation of Dreams"!"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"What a mess, that's "Duke Zhou Interpreting Dreams"!" Yan Hexiang corrected with a look of disgust.

"Oh."

Qu Xiaoyun showed a smile on his face, raised his eyebrows and said: "The thing written on it is quite funny, saying that if you dream of water, you are rich!"

"Oh, water represents money!" Yan He praised in detail.

"I dreamed that the donkey is not good, which means there is a ghost!"

"Oh, haunted!"

"I dreamed of a little boy, I committed a villain!"

"Oh, this is not good!"

"I dreamed of a little girl!"

"How about it?"

"This is a nobleman!"

"Not bad!"

"The best thing is to dream of touching the moon in the sky and becoming the emperor!" Qu Xiaoyun emphasized his tone.

"Have you ever dreamed?"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "I dreamed more than 1000 times!"

Yan Hexiang laughed after listening: "It seems that sometimes it is not allowed!"

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and continued: "Thinking day by day, dreaming at night, thinking about something during the day, and not resting the brain at night, integrating these images into one is a dream!"

"This is more scientific!" Yan Hexiang gave a thumbs up.

"Don't think about things too much during the day, find something meaningful to do, for example, Uncle Qian's daily life is very meaningful, smoking and drinking every day burns his head!"

"Three hobbies!" Yan He praised with a smile.

"Hahaha~~"

Yu Qian's label is a burden, and the audience will laugh when he says it.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and said: "I see that the curls on the uncle's head have gone down in the past two days, and he has been mumbling in the background that he wants to perm his head! I can imagine that when he comes back, he has gray hair on his head, and he will be happy when he gets curled up again." !"

The audience in the audience filled their brains with the picture, laughing hard.

"Very vivid!" Yan He praised with a smile.

Qu Xiaoyun pointed to himself: "I also have hobbies, like raising flowers and grass, raising a few little goldfish, and raising a few little turtles!"

"Very good, to cultivate sentiment!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "But my biggest hobby is still talking about cross talk. I am very grateful to Master for giving me this opportunity!"

"Be grateful."

"I am very grateful. Master ate a mat and ate his stomach. I bought canned melons, fruits, pears and peaches. I went to the hospital to see him. He told me that he was dreaming again, and he went out for a walk at night when he was dreaming!"

"Think about it every day and dream at night, it's because I'm tired of staying in the hospital and want to go out for a walk!" Yan He praised in detail.

"Correct!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and continued: "He said he saw a shooting star while walking!"

"Is there such a good thing? Then you have to make a wish!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Yes, Master, he waited for the meteor to fall halfway, and made a wish - I hope I can be higher! The meteor searched and flew back!"

Yan He was very happy: "Good guy, this wish is too difficult to come true!"

"Hahaha~~"

Backstage.

Guo De was also happy after listening to it, and felt that the burden was very good, so he smiled and ordered Gao Xiaobei to deduct a point for Qu Xiaoyun.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the situation at that time: "There will be someone talking in the sky - you are embarrassing me!"

The audience was amused again.

"Good guy, all the gods have come out!" Yan Hexiang said in surprise.

Qu Xiaoyun raised his head and said: "Master shouted to the sky, who is talking, the higher-ups answered, god!"

"Yo!"

"Master, he was very excited and asked if he could go up for a visit. The gods are also very generous. Once he cast a spell, a golden light lifted him up to the sky!"

"It's interesting." Yan Hexiang gave a thumbs up.

Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyebrows: "Master, let's go to the sky and have a look. The sky is very nice. The gates are all made of iron. There is a line of words on the left and right sides of the gate - 100 meters to the left and right. Stalls are strictly prohibited!"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"There are also small vendors in the sky." Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Follow the gate, and he went in. As soon as he entered, he saw the slogan - One World, One Dream!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Hey, is this a word from heaven!" Yan Hexiang was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun pinched his index finger and thumb, imitating the movement of smoking: "The god saw him coming in, and was very enthusiastic. He took out the cigarette and greeted him!"

"I'm smoking cigarette butts!" Yan Hexiang curled his lips.

After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "Master and the god exchanged a few words, the god was very happy, and told his subordinates to prepare the meal, according to the best preparation, fry, cook, stew, stew, and treat Guo Degang to the first-class banquet!"

"You're very welcome!"

"Sit and wait to eat, the food will be served in a while, take cucumbers, cucumber shreds, cucumber slices!"

"The food in the sky is really vegetarian!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and frowned: "Master asked, why do you only eat cold dishes? The gods said, it's not worth it for the two of you to get angry!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Okay!" Yan He shook his head with a smile.

Qu Xiaoyun pointed to the backstage and said: "I'm eating now, I've come to meet some acquaintances, Mr. Qian and his wife have gone!"

"Hey, this is also seeing a shooting star!" Yan He praised with a smile.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Sit down and have a meal together, and the fairy asked Uncle Qian how old the couple are? The couple replied that they were both 50 years old in the same year and the same month!"

"very nice!"

"The god asked again, do you have any requirements? I will satisfy you two! Uncle Qian said that he wants to travel around the world!"

"Uncle is fun!"

"The god agreed, and when he raised his hand, there was a golden light, a box of money, and a thick layer of air tickets on it!"

"Satisfied!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, imitating the situation at that time, and said quietly: "Uncle Qian saw that the gods are so powerful, and secretly told the gods that he has a small idea, and wants to go with a girl who is 30 years younger than him!"

"Master is quite playful!" Yan He smiled and looked back at the backstage.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and continued: "The immortal nodded, said yes, and waved after speaking!"

"How is it?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun laughed: "Uncle Qian is 80 years old!"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience did not expect this kind of reversal, they were all amused and applauded.

"Well, really clever!" Yan He praised with a smile.

After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "The wish has come true, the gods have sent Uncle Qian and his wife away, and my master can't even worship them. Already!"

"Who is it?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "Yan Wang! After meeting the gods, we thank each other for hard work!"

"Good guy, it must be Jianghu who has had a hard time meeting!" Yan He praised in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and then said: "Yan Wang also sat down to eat. As he ate, my master talked a lot, which attracted Yan Wang's attention. He asked him——Are you talking about cross talk? Go to my place. , I was talking about cross talk!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Those who co-authored cross talks are all in hell!" Yan He praised with a smile.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and nodded: "My master can't help if he doesn't want to go, so he followed, and when he arrived at the underworld, Hades was happy—you can't leave today, what kind of coffin do you want? Slider?"

"This is to put Master in the phone!" Yan Hexiang said in surprise.

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "My master said that he didn't do anything wrong, can you spare me! The King of Hades said, wait until I finish changing my work clothes!"

"Good guy, there are still uniforms!" Yan Hexiang looked surprised.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "My master got scared when he was waiting. The underworld is full of bad guys. The brat put the oil pan on the shelf and stuck the bad guys with a fork. Pull three knives into the pot!"

"This is deep-fried oil cake and deep-fried dough twist!" Yan Hexiang looked disgusted.

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

Qu Xiaoyun frowned and said, "Master, he was so frightened after watching it!"

"What's so scary about this, I often see it in the breakfast shop!" Yan He teased with a smile.

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience filled their brains with the picture, and they laughed so hard that they looked forward to the next story.

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(End of this chapter)