Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 218 Xiao Zhou Wants to Eat Iron Pot Stew

After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "Master, he is timid!"

"After a while, Hades came out, wearing a crown and ocher yellow robe, sitting behind the Longshu table, which is less than two meters long, with handkerchiefs, fans, and Xingmu placed on it!"

Yan Hexiang was surprised and said: "Good guy, dare to love Yan Wang is a storyteller, no wonder it is hard to meet the gods!"

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun said with a smile: "There is a microphone in front of the desk, I'm afraid the people below won't hear it!"

"Thoughtful enough!" Yan Hexiang pouted.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "When Xingmu fell, he opened his mouth to persuade people by telling stories and singing operas. The three main roads go in the middle. Good and evil will be rewarded in the end. The right way in the world is vicissitudes of life! After finishing speaking, my master shouted— - well said, one more!"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"Good guy, it's like being in a theater!" Yan Hexiang was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Yan Wang said, today the trial of cross talk, the kid brought up three people, Yu Qian, Hou Zhen, Gao Feng!"

"They're all acquaintances!"

Qu Xiaoyun frowned and said, "Yu Qian, the first interrogator, what kind of head is yours, male or female, hit me! The little devil came up with a stick, ding dong five or four times, beat me!" I can't even scream!"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience finished listening to the music, and the brothers who were sitting on the bench laughed even more happily.

"Good guy, you're so ruthless!" Yan Hexiang curled his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun said with a smile: "The second one is Gao Feng. Mr. Gao is wearing glasses to say hello to Yan Wang. Yan Wang took a look at him—turning his face away, I'm here!"

"Hahaha~~"

"The eyes are really bad!" Yan He praised with a smile.

"Yan Wang is angry, dare to despise me, hit me! Ding bang May [-]th is another beating, the third is Hou Zhen, Hou Shu said when he came up, I am from a family of cross talk! The king of Hades is happy, and the fight is cross talk Family!"

The audience was amused again.

"Good fellow!" Yan He was delighted.

"It's my master's turn!"

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the state at that time: "My master was scared, and he knelt down to plead with the king of Hades——I just talk about cross talk, and I don't have such a big crime. Can you let me go, and I will talk about cross talk in the future!"

"And then? Did you hit it?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun touched his pocket and gestured to pass a cigarette: "Yan Wang nodded, okay, come, sit next to me, you smoke me!"

There were bursts of laughter from the audience.

"Good guy, this is still a cigarette!" Yan Hexiang curled his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the situation at that time: "After two sips, the King of Hades said that it is inappropriate to beat up those three people and let you go! Let's do this, the death penalty can be avoided, and the living penalty cannot be escaped. Come, come, let me go!" Bring things up!"

"What?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "There are four bastard covers, three with the word 'gong' written on it, and one with the word 'mother' written on it! The King of Hades said, you can go back after you get in! Go back to Yangjian and become a bastard. Things fell apart!"

"Punishment has become a bastard!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded and said with a smile: "My master is scared. If you snatch the father, you can pay it back. If you snatch the mother, you can't stand it!"

"That's unbearable!" Yan Hexiang nodded meaningfully.

"Hahaha~~"

"Applause!!!"

The audience laughed and booed.

"Master hasn't calmed down yet, the other three people have already got into the male shell, they just turned around and ran away! My master has no choice but to fuck my mother!" Qu Xiaoyun spread his hands, very sympathetic.

"And then?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "Then my master woke up from the dream in a hurry, and asked me to interpret the dream!"

"How did you solve it?"

Qu Xiaoyun was amused: "I said I have four bastards in my tank, three males and one female!"

"Okay!" Yan Hexiang snickered.

"Hahaha~~"

The audience laughed and gave applause. In the warm applause, the two bowed and stepped down.

Backstage.

Guo Degang shook his fan, frowned and asked Yu Qian beside him: "Teacher Yu, they said we are the one, what should we do?"

Yu Qian rolled up his arms and sleeves, and said angrily, "Don't deduct points until the New Year! Gao Xiaobei, wipe away the points I added to them!"

Guo Degang smiled and nodded: "I think so too, Gao Xiao will deduct points!"

Good guy, lost two points inside and out, this Deyun shady scene made the netizens in the live broadcast room laugh.

……

The second group was played by Luan Dangdang and Zhang Helun. Because Qu Xiaoyun and the others spoke so well at the beginning, they put a lot of pressure on them. However, the two have rich experience and are stable in typhoons. Not only did they catch it, but they also performed It's still very good, and the audience likes it very much.

One after another, the four groups of actors finished their performances, and it was time to announce the results of each period.

Guo Degang and Yu Qian took the stage again with their apprentices, and there were bursts of applause from the audience.

"After listening to the cross talk, it's time to get down to business. Please cast your important votes and put the steel penny into the peach-shaped piggy bank in the actor's hand, so that the last steel penny boy can be selected!"

"it is good!"

The audience in the audience lined up and voted for their favorite characters in an orderly manner.

After 5 minutes, the voting session ends.

After some statistics, as well as the addition of the scoreboard and commission coupons, Luan Dangdang's team won the victory.

Guo Degang looked at Qu Xiaoyun and said with a smile, "Congratulations to Captain Qu!"

Qu Xiaoyun knew that this was deliberately sarcasm, so he clasped his fists and replied, "We are happy together!"

"Go, you like me or not!"

Guo Degang glanced at him, and said: "Your team has the honor, reward the last place in your team, and go to the team that is on the bench! Who has the least points?"

"Me!" Zhang Jiunan raised his hand in shame.

"Welcome home!"

"I miss us so much, I came back just after the first issue, hahaha!"

As soon as he raised his hand, the cold benches in blue sportswear rushed forward enthusiastically, took out a cold bench clothes and put them on for him.

I have to say that the atmosphere in the bench group was very good, there was no ranking pressure, and they had a very happy time.

Guo Degang went on to say: "Eliminated, naturally there must be a candidate, Xiaoqu, you choose one of the few candidates, if he helps you win the recording of the next reality show, then he I will participate in the competition in the next episode! If he doesn't help you win, you will still be three against four, and if you lose again, you will be disbanded immediately!"

"Understood, Master."

"Okay, then you pick one!"

Qu Xiaoyun was in a difficult situation, but considering the lineup, he was short of a favorite. After thinking about it, he said his choice: "I choose Yang Jiulang!"

"Alright, congratulations Jiulang!"

Finally, after a commercial, today's live broadcast ended.

Since the third phase of filming Deyun's big movie was very hard, and the location of the fourth phase was also in Bingcheng, the shooting period was not very fast, Guo Degang gave his apprentices a day off.

After Qu Xiaoyun returned to the hotel, he received a message from Zhou Shuyi.

"I want to eat iron pot stew!"

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(End of this chapter)