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Chapter 229 Uncle Qian Lost Control

Chapter 229 Uncle Qian Lost Control
The host Liu Xiaoting came to the stage to announce: "Next, please enjoy the cross talk "I Want Love", performed by Qu Xiaoyun and Yan Hexiang!"

"Yan Hexiang, I love you!!!"

"Qu Xiaoyun, male god!!!"

The audience in the audience applauded very much and gave warm applause one after another.

Amid the warm applause from the audience, Yan Hexiang and Qu Xiaoyun, wearing red coats, stepped onto the stage with square steps one after the other.

Qu Xiaoyun standing outside the table, after adjusting the microphone, said with a smile: "Thank you for your warm applause, let me introduce myself first, my name is Qu Xiaoyun, and I am a primary school student in the cross talk world. This is amazing, he is our young class leader's former partner, Yan Hexiang!"

There were bursts of applause from the audience.

"Thank you!" Yan Hexiang cupped his hands in thanks.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and said, "Why did you arrange for us two brothers to cooperate today?"

"Tell me." Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun put his arms around his shoulders and explained: "Because we two brothers have a very good relationship!"

"Yes!" Yan He nodded carefully.

Qu Xiaoyun pointed at his partner and said to the audience: "A lot of people don't know, our brothers are actually young!"

It was nonsense with staring eyes, and the audience laughed after hearing it.

"Am I being too greedy? Are we two young?" Yan Hexiang pursed his lips with a look of disgust.

"Yes!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded solemnly: "It grew from a small piece, we are neighbors, right?"

"Yes!" Yan He nodded ignorant of his conscience.

Cross talk is like this, you can't laugh without reason.

Qu Xiaoyun continued with satisfaction: "When I was young, I used to play together. There was a saying in the capital that said that two brothers should be so good, and that they should go to the big friendship with their buttocks naked!"

"There is such a sentence!" Yan Hexiang nodded in agreement.

Qu Xiaoyun chuckled, and said embarrassedly: "Our brothers were ignorant when we were young, so we just ran around the street naked!"

"Yes."

Right in the middle of his arms, Qu Xiaoyun laughed: "I was six years old that year, and he was 21!"

"Hahahahaha~~"

The audience in the audience heard this, imagining the scene of Yan Hexiang shaking his big head, running on the street with his buttocks naked at the age of 21, the joy was over, and the joyous atmosphere of the scene immediately went up.

"Okay!"

Yan Hexiang curled his lips: "I was sentenced to three years because of this!"

"I can't catch up with him if we run together!" Qu Xiaoyun continued nonsense.

"I'm a rascal, me?" Yan He pushed in detail.

"Hahaha~~"

The audience was amused again.

Qu Xiaoyun explained solemnly: "Wouldn't that be naive!"

"That's too naive! You can't do that, you have to put on your pants!" Yan Hexiang was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Yes, yes, I put it on later, anyway, I always played together when I was young!"

"Correct."

"I treat you as my relatives, you are like my own brother! Then there is still a gap between our two families, and we can't compare with others!"

"Why can't it be compared?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "Our family is from Bei Piao, and they are authentic people from the capital. It is recorded in the genealogy that Lao Yan's family has lived in the capital for more than 1 years. There is a skull in Zhoukoudian that is his grandfather!"

"Hahaha~~"

Yan Hexiang shook his head with disgust on his face: "Go, nothing, our family has been in the capital for more than 100 years!"

Qu Xiaoyun suddenly realized: "Oh, it's a falsehood, I said how can there be three generations of reproduction in more than 1 years!"

"Goose goose goose~~"

"Our family is too late to marry and have children." Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up: "I admire you. Backstage, you are a buried talent. Don't look at the audience and don't know you. Your stage art on this stage is very high!"

"You praise me too much!" Yan Hexiang grinned after hearing the compliment.

"It has something to do with your age!"

"Does it have anything to do with age?"

"You have rich stage experience, how old are you this year?" Qu Xiaoyun nodded and asked.

Yan Hexiang lowered his big head, and said shyly, "I celebrate my 21st birthday this year!"

"Applause!!!"

The audience laughed and booed.

Yan Hexiang frowned, and asked: "What's the fun in the audience? I'm talking about Xu Sui!"

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun curled his lips: "Then how old are you?"

"35 Ah!"

Qu Xiaoyun thought about it for a while, and suddenly realized: "The false age you mentioned is a false report, right?"

Yan Hexiang nodded: "You look young!"

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand: "No need, why is 35 bad? Confucius said that one should stand at thirty, and you have been standing for five years!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Applause!!!"

The joke was too dirty, and the audience booed again.

Yan Hexiang asked angrily: "What happened when I didn't take medicine in the past, what do you mean I have been established for five years!"

Qu Xiaoyun explained solemnly: "I'm talking about the establishment of a family and a career!"

"Oh, that's true!" Yan Hexiang nodded.

"Let's not mention it first, your karma has not been established!"

"How do you say this?"

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "Think about it, you have been talking about cross talk for more than ten years now, does anyone know you when you walk on the streets of Los Angeles?"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

Yan Hexiang sighed lightly: "Is that..."

"right!"

Qu Xiaoyun criticized with a serious face: "You have to think about it carefully, why do you say that the cross talk is so miserable, you used to partner with Guo Qilin, and now he is so popular in filming and filming, you are worse than him !"

With a bitter face, Yan Hexiang confessed, "I'm missing a good father!"

"Hahaha~~"

This is the truth, bursts of laughter came from the audience, and they applauded in agreement.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand: "That's all one side, don't be discouraged, you and I will be popular if we perform well!"

"Yes, I will work hard." Yan He patted his chest carefully.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "Of course, at your age, you have to take care of your career as well as your family. Are you married?"

Yan Hexiang nodded: "I'm married, my wife is seven years younger than me!"

Qu Xiaoyun was shocked after hearing this: "Good guy, seven years younger, you are a beast!"

Yan Hexiang shook his head, raised his eyebrows and said, "I'm a beast at the age of seven? I'm compared to Yu Qian, you know that I'm a saint!"

"Hahaha~~"

The burden was too loud, and it made the audience lean forward and backward.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and gave a thumbs up: "You are so courageous, I am not afraid that Uncle Qian will draw you a line behind!"

Yan He shook his head with a smile, and said wittily: "Don't be afraid, the blackboard for deducting points is in charge of Master, and he is in charge of adding points!"

"Hahaha~~"

The brothers who were sitting on the bench under the stage also laughed a lot.

Backstage.

This paragraph made Guo Degang very happy.

Yu Qian's curly hair exploded when he heard this, and he didn't care about telling Gao Xiaobei, put down the fan in his hand and stood up, picked up the chalk and drew a line for Yan Hexiang on Guo Degang's point deduction blackboard: "Stinky boy, Look down on your uncle!"

Guo Degang on the side, seeing his old partner's reaction, laughed even more happily.

Netizens in the live broadcast room were also amused by Yu Qian's vengeance.

……

(End of this chapter)

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