Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 230 Dressing Dance

Yan Hexiang dared to speak too much.

After listening, Qu Xiaoyun couldn't help giving a thumbs up: "Your analysis is really correct! Just now you said that your wife is seven years younger than you, so she is 42 this year, right?"

"Go, how do you calculate it! My daughter-in-law is 28 this year!" Yan Hexiang looked disgusted.

"Oh."

Qu Xiaoyun scratched his head shyly: "Your wife is 28 this year and gave birth to a baby for you, boy?"

"Yes!" Yan He nodded carefully.

Qu Xiaoyun introduced to the audience: "His son is extremely good-looking, he is completely different from Yan He's long-haired one!"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"Fuck you, that's my child!" Yan Hexiang pushed angrily.

Qu Xiaoyun hurriedly changed his words: "Slip of mouth, good looks have a lot to do with sister-in-law, sister-in-law is good-looking and has a good figure!"

"Yes!" Yan He nodded carefully.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "It is reasonable to say that after giving birth, a woman's face will be a little bloated, and there will be some stretch marks on her body, but my sister-in-law doesn't have any, and her body is very clean!"

Yan Hexiang hastily stretched out his hand to stop him: "Wait a minute, how do you know?"

Qu Xiaoyun threw the blame seriously: "My brother-in-law told me!"

"Hahaha~~"

Yan He rolled up his arms and sleeves, pointed to the backstage and said, "I have to settle the score with him later!"

Qu Xiaoyun said happily: "Anyway, sister-in-law is very good-looking, and she has a good figure, S-shaped figure!"

"Sexy!"

"Correct!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "That S-shaped figure looks great from the front!"

"Is it plausible to look at it from the front? You have to look at it from the side!" Yan Hexiang frowned and corrected.

"Oh, look from the side..."

Qu Xiaoyun suddenly realized, and said, "It looks like a Z from the side!"

Yan He thought about it carefully, and said angrily: "Fuck you, my wife is a root carving!"

"Hahaha~~"

There were bursts of laughter from the audience.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head with a smile: "Anyway, my sister-in-law is in good shape, and my sister-in-law is also practicing dancing, but she is not the undressed one you imagined!"

"Applause!!!"

The audience laughed and booed.

Yan He glanced at him carefully: "If you don't say it, no one at the scene will think about that, do you know?"

"Correct!"

Qu Xiaoyun hurriedly changed his words: "Sister-in-law dances that kind of dress dance!"

"Hey, come on stage naked!" Yan Hexiang curled his lips.

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience filled their brains with the picture and laughed meaningfully.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and waved his hands: "It's just an ordinary dance! Anyway, it's a very good dance, and all mistakes are your fault!"

"Where did I go wrong?" Yan He listened in a daze.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "You have to give way to your sister-in-law when you are arguing with her! You are so much older than him, and you are not good to him. His parents will be happy!"

"Yes, that's true." Yan Hexiang nodded.

"Besides, don't take it to heart when you quarrel sometimes, she just has a sharp mouth, and my sister-in-law has a sharp mouth and an ax heart!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Hey, the axe's heart sounds like a word, that's called tofu heart!" Yan Hexiang corrected with a disgusted expression.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Yes, my heart is very delicate, I hope you treat her well, you are a model couple in our backstage, many people envy you, including me!"

"Why do you envy me?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

"I envy you two who are so sweet and loving! I can't..."

"Why can't you?"

Qu Xiaoyun sighed, and said with a sore nose, "I'm 22 this year, and I've never been in a relationship!"

Yan Hexiang waved his hand: "I don't believe it! None of you new generation is idle!"

Qu Xiaoyun argued: "I am a clean stream, I am always afraid of delaying others!"

"No one likes you, right?" Yan He teased with a smile.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head: "Yes, when I went to school, I went to school, and I rode my bicycle home every night. Although the girl who liked me didn't go my way, she also rode a bicycle with me!"

"What is this for?"

"To get close to me!"

"Oh."

Qu Xiaoyun then recalled: "I'm tired from pedaling, stop and sit on the side of the road to rest for a while, the girl also stopped, and pulled the corner of my clothes, I don't know what's going on, I asked her what's wrong, she said You want to tell me something, but I'm too embarrassed to say it."

"What's the matter?" Yan Hexiang looked curious.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "She told me shyly, Qu Xiaoyun, can I chase you? I was so angry, because I thought I was riding slowly. I stood up and rode home in 5 minutes!"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"What kind of EQ are you!" Yan Hexiang looked disgusted.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand: "The main reason is that I am timid and dare not fall in love. Now that I am older, there is no one to choose. The backstage of Deyun Club is like Shaolin Temple!"

"Indeed, the unit is rather special." Yan Hexiang nodded in agreement.

Qu Xiaoyun changed the subject: "Although there is no chance in Deyun Club, social software is more developed now!"

"Correct."

Qu Xiaoyun pointed to his partner and said, "I'm different from him, he always uses Tantan Momo, I don't use it!"

"Applause!!!"

Yan Hexiang shook his big head, denying: "When did I use these?"

Qu Xiaoyun laughed: "That's how you and sister-in-law know each other!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Fuck you, it's not there!" Yan Hexiang shook his head.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "Anyway, there are a lot of social software now. On WeChat, an old classmate of mine created a group and pulled me into it. Once I enter the group, I will click on it one by one to see how the students are doing. I clicked on an avatar and it scared me!"

"What profile picture?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

"A beautiful woman, our school's belle! She is perfect for me!" Qu Xiaoyun smiled when he said this.

"Which match?" Yan Hexiang continued to ask.

Qu Xiaoyun said proudly: "I am the joke of our school!"

"Hey! This is still beautiful!" Yan Hexiang looked disgusted.

"Hahaha~~"

The burden rang, and bursts of laughter came from the audience.

Qu Xiaoyun gave her a thumbs up: "She has a good family background and a respectable scholarly family. Their family is all intellectuals and they all came from prestigious schools. The name given to her is very good!"

"What name?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun emphasized his tone: "Zhuge Liang!"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"Good guy, the name is very knowledgeable!" Yan He was very happy.

"Looking at her profile picture, I'm excited. This is the love of my life, and it's worthy of my entrustment for the rest of my life. Hurry up and add her as a friend to chat with her. Let me ask you, what is the best thing about cross talk?"

Yan Hexiang blurted out: "It's a lie!"

"Hahaha~~"

The brothers who were sitting on the bench in the audience gave him thumbs up for his honesty and frankness.

"Go, why did you tell the truth!"

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand and corrected him: "We say that crosstalk is best at chatting!"

"Oh." Yan Hexiang pouted.

Qu Xiaoyun patted his chest, and said confidently: "I only talk to her about interesting topics, for three days or two days, I think she is interested in me!"

"How did you find out?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

The corners of Qu Xiaoyun's mouth rose slightly: "She said, Xiaoyun, there is no one in our house tonight, so come to our house!"

"Applause!!!"

After Yan Hexiang listened to the music, he gave a thumbs up and boasted: "This girl is quite conservative!"

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun lowered his head and asked his partner shyly, "She asked me to go to her house, what should I do?"

Yan He glanced at him carefully: "There is no need to ask, go!"

……

(End of this chapter)