Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 231 The typhoon is getting more and more stable

"Yes, we have to go!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Go, go, but you can't wear a big vest and underpants, you have to wear it!"

"That's right, words are obstacles, and clothes are creepy hair!" Yan He praised in detail.

"I wore a white suit and took a bouquet of roses. I went there and knocked on the door. I knocked on the door all night, but the door didn't open. The girl really didn't lie to me, and there was no one at home!" Qu Xiaoyun He looked aggrieved.

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience filled their brains with the picture, laughing hard.

Yan Hexiang was overjoyed after listening: "This girl has the potential to talk about cross talk!"

Qu Xiaoyun was very angry: "No, this is not playing with people, I have to talk to her, I said Liangliang, it's not right for you to do this, we chatted for a few days, don't you like talking about cross talk? !"

"How did she answer you?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun had a bitter face, and said aggrievedly: "She said she made me die, and said that she has someone she likes!"

"Who do you like?"

Qu Xiaoyun gritted his teeth and said, "Xiao Yueyue."

"Huh!"

"I'm so pissed off!"

Unconvinced, Qu Xiaoyun broke his fingers and said, "I said, open your eyes, I am not as good as him in anything, I am better-looking than him, taller than him, more educated than him, and better-looking than him. He has a lot of hair..."

"Hahaha~~"

There were bursts of laughter from the audience.

Yan Hexiang was overjoyed after listening to it: "Good guy, even if you have a lot of hair, you really have nothing to compare with!"

Qu Xiaoyun snorted, and then said: "She said she just likes Xiao Yueyue, it's not a matter of comparison. After hearing that, I was very angry, so I asked her, what can Xiao Yueyue do that I can't do?" She said that Xiao Yueyue took her to eat delicious food, Western food, and a meal cost tens of thousands!"

"This first brother Deyun is really rich!" Yan Hexiang curled his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyebrows, and said angrily: "I said that if you are because of this, I can do it too. I will take you to a more delicious western food restaurant. When you get there, don't talk. It's too high-end. You can't even open your mouth. Lu Qi, you don’t even know how to order food!”

"Hey, that's really high-end!" Yan Hexiang gave a thumbs up.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "She followed me. When I arrived at the restaurant, I sat down. I told the waiter, waiter, bring me a Big Mac set meal!"

The contrast was too great, and the audience in the audience was rocking their heads with laughter.

"Good guy, McDonald's, you are too high-end!" Yan Hexiang curled his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand: "Whatever you eat is second, the most important thing in dating a girl is to impress her with real actions!"

"Yes, this is the truth." Yan Hexiang nodded in agreement.

"Through the test of time, the girl also saw my sincerity and my sincerity, and took a fancy to my talent. In addition, I bought her a Hermès bag, and she followed me!" Qu Xiaoyun said This smiled smugly.

"Hahaha~~"

Yan He snorted: "The main thing is the last one!"

"After buying, the girl told me, Xiaoyun, I think we are quite suitable, how about it, come to our house tonight, my parents are not at home!" Qu Xiaoyun showed a wretched smile.

"Oh, it's okay this time!"

Qu Xiaoyun covered his face and said shyly, "I went with her, and I didn't leave at night!"

"You can't let go of your humanity!" Yan Hexiang curled his lips.

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun sighed: "After another day, the two of us broke up peacefully."

"Why? Why did they break up after making out?" Yan Hexiang couldn't understand.

Qu Xiaoyun said aggrievedly: "She dislikes me!"

"Why do you dislike you?" Yan Hexiang asked with a smirk.

Qu Xiaoyun covered his face and confided: "I am 59 seconds [-]... I thought I was [-] seconds!"

"Goose goose goose~~"

The audience in the audience leaned forward and back together with laughter, and the female audience even let out a goose cry.

Yan He was very happy, and stretched out his hand to stop him: "Don't talk about you, you didn't show your face for 59 seconds!"

Qu Xiaoyun looked down at himself, and said to the audience: "I explained everything to her, and I have already used my prehistoric power!"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience laughed and booed.

Yan He suggested with a smile: "Come out next time, bring the medicine with you!"

Qu Xiaoyun smiled slightly, and said cheaply: "No matter what she is, anyway, I am satisfied!"

"Applause!!!"

"Scumbag!!!"

"Save time." Yan He smiled and nodded.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand: "Don't mention it, this matter is over, and we don't contact each other anymore, but if we don't contact, we don't contact. We are still alone, and we are still single. What do you think should we do?"

"Let's find another one." Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Two days ago, I went to a party with my two buddies. They all brought their partners, and I was alone. How can I compare with others?"

"That's incomparable!"

"But then I concluded that they have a partner because they wear luxury goods, and a T-shirt costs five or six thousand!"

"So expensive!" Yan Hexiang said in surprise.

Qu Xiaoyun said sadly: "How can I compare with others? I am wearing Deyun Hua clothing. Have you heard of this brand?"

Yan Hexiang shook his head: "I haven't heard of it, is it a miscellaneous brand?"

Backstage.

"Heh! This stinky boy dares to say that his own brand is a miscellaneous brand!"

Guo Degang closed his fan angrily, turned his head and said to Gao Xiaobei: "Give Yan He a detailed stroke!"

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Qu Xiaoyun looked envious: "They all drive luxury cars, such as Lamborghini, Ferrari, Rolls Royce, of course the car I take is not cheap!"

"What kind of car do you have?" Yan He asked in detail.

"subway!"

"Well, that's expensive!"

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun spread his hands and sighed: "I can't compare with others, how can a girl like me! The reason is that it's not my problem, it's my dad's problem. All the money I saved to buy an Hermes The baohua went out, I had to get it from my dad, but my dad gave me a scolding!"

"How did you train?" Yan Hexiang asked with a smirk.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the situation at that time, and pointed with his fingers behind his back: "What kind of child, what kind of car do you want to drive, what kind of bag do you want to buy, you have to work hard yourself!"

"That's true!" Yan Hexiang agreed very much.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "It makes sense, I'm an actor, I want to be rich, I have to increase my popularity!"

"This pair!"

"And after increasing my popularity, maybe some girls will like me, so I can fall in love!"

"That's right!"

Qu Xiaoyun said proudly: "I'm on the show, and the show is called "De Yun Fighting Laughter Society"!"

"it is good!!!"

The audience gave warm applause.

"This show is popular!" Yan He praised in detail.

"Yes, since I was on this show, every day there are girls who private message me on Weibo and chat with me!" Qu Xiaoyun laughed when he said this.

"I'm starting to contact you now?" Yan Hexiang couldn't believe it.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and nodded: "Talk to me privately every day, Qu Xiaoyun, I want to give birth to a monkey for you!"

The voice just fell.

The audience in the audience responded: "Qu Xiaoyun, I want to give birth to a monkey for you!!!"

Qu Xiaoyun cupped his hands and thanked: "Thank you for your kindness, brother, stop shouting like that!"

"Hahaha~~"

There were bursts of laughter from the audience.

Backstage.

Guo Degang waved his fan and boasted: "Xiao Yun, the typhoon is getting more and more stable, and he interacts well with the audience!"

Yu Qian nodded in agreement: "So many periods have passed in a flash, this kid has made obvious progress, and he is the material for this job! Gao Xiaobei, give Qu Xiaoyun a point!"

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(End of this chapter)