Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 234 Lao Guo Strikes While the Iron Is Hot and Is Making a Movie Again
ice city.

Inside the man-made ski resort.

After the actors and staff of Deyun Club were in place, the director Yan Min gave an order to open the live broadcast room.

The leading film plays.

Qu Xiaoyun was wearing a blue gown, sitting behind the writing table, a piece of wood fell, and he said: "The former document said that Mr. Guo made a movie, and after the movie was released, it was a success, so Mr. Guo decided to strike while the iron is hot. Let’s make one, the story we’re going to shoot today is not ordinary. The decline of cross talk has caused all the cross talk actors to change their careers. You have to ask them why they stopped talking about cross talk and changed their careers? Please read on!”

Xingmu slammed again, and the camera cut.

(The chase in the factory in the fifth episode was rather boring. Changing it to the first episode, from a high-scoring movie, is much better than the script in the third episode.)
The snow-capped mountains are covered with snow.

Qu Xiaoyun (played as a bounty hunter), wearing a thick fur coat with two revolvers stuck in his belt, is dragging three corpses shiveringly, stepping on the thick snow with difficulty.

"drive!"

Suddenly, there was the sound of a carriage driving behind him.

Qu Xiaoyun dragged the corpse and blocked the way.

"Shut up!"

"Who are you?" Yang Jiulang (playing the coachman) asked.

Qu Xiaoyun pointed to the frozen dead body on the ground, and explained: "I am a bounty hunter, and I want to send them to Deyun Town to exchange money, surrounded by mountains, it seems that your destination is also Deyun Town, drop by Take me for a ride!"

Yang Jiulang pointed to the white snow whistling sky behind him, and complained: "This damn snowstorm has chased us for three hours, we will definitely be trapped before we reach Deyun Town!"

Qu Xiaoyun tentatively asked: "So you are rushing to Lao Guo Inn?"

Yang Jiulang nodded: "Yes, there is nowhere else to go now except there!"

"Take me along the way!"

"What I say doesn't count. The passenger on the car has the final say. He paid the chartered fare. If you want to go to Lao Guo Inn with us, you have to tell him!"

"Ok."

Qu Xiaoyun turned around and walked towards the carriage, before reaching the carriage, a gun was stretched out.

Zhang Jiunan (played as a bounty hunter) stretched out a gun from the carriage, pointed at Qu Xiaoyun and said, "Hey, brother, before you get close, take out your two guns and put them on the rock over there, with both hands Raise your hat and come over!"

Qu Xiaoyun sneered, and said to the coachman, "He is really trustworthy, isn't he?"

"Yes!" Yang Jiulang nodded.

Qu Xiaoyun had no choice, the blizzard was approaching, and if he didn't get in the car, he might be frozen to death on the road, so he had no choice but to take out his gun and do so.

Zhang Jiunan saw his face clearly and felt familiar: "Zhenxiemen, I know you, you are also a bounty hunter, right?"

"Yes!" Qu Xiaoyun nodded.

"Okay, before you get in the car, explain why you are driving alone in a snowstorm?"

"My horse is down, I'm taking some prey to Deyun Town!"

Zhang Jiunan stretched out his hand and pulled out a man with a disheveled face and blood on his mouth from the carriage, and asked, "You don't know this man, do you?"

"I don't know." Qu Xiaoyun raised his hands above his head and shook his head.

Zhang Jiunan nodded: "Okay, then there will be a seat in this carriage, he is my prey Qin Xiaoxian, he is the bounty hunter Qu Xiaoyun!"

"Hello, bastard!" Qin Xiaoxian smirked madly.

Zhang Jiunan patted Qin Xiaoxian's face and said with a smile, "He's quite irritable, isn't he?"

Qu Xiaoyun pouted and didn't mind at all: "I've heard worse things!"

"Have you heard of his bounty?" Zhang Jiunan asked tentatively.

"not a lot?"

"1 yuan!"

Zhang Jiunan pointed a gun at Qu Xiaoyun, and explained: "Now 1 yuan has already entered my pocket, so I don't want to share a carriage with others, especially traveling together!"

Qu Xiaoyun pointed to the corpse on the ground and said, "I'm not interested in him. The three over there add up to 8000 yuan, which is more than enough for me!"

Zhang Jiunan hesitated for a moment, nodded and said: "Okay, go pick up your gun and get in the car!"

After Qu Xiaoyun picked up the gun, he pointed to the corpse and asked, "Can you help throw the three corpses on the roof of the carriage?"

Zhang Jiunan raised his arm, revealing a chain: "My hand is already connected to the prey with a chain. When you arrive in Deyun Town, give the coachman 100 yuan, and he will help you!"

"Ok."

Qu Xiaoyun and the driver threw the three bodies on the roof of the carriage, and then entered the carriage.

The carriage continued on its way.

Zhang Jiunan and Qu Xiaoyun began to chat with each other while puffing on their pipes.

"Who is this Qin Xiaoxian?" Qu Xiaoyun asked curiously.

Zhang Jiunan explained: "He is a heinous murderer!"

"So you want to take him to Deyun Town for execution?"

Speaking of hanging, Zhang Jiunan showed a smile: "Yes, I want to hear the sound of his neck being broken! You never watch hanging?"

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head: "My bounty criminals will never be hanged, because I will not take them back alive, the price of bounty criminals is the same regardless of life and death, bringing a desperate living person is tantamount to seeking death! "

Zhang Jiunan sneered and didn't care: "They can't catch the opportunity, because I don't sleep at all!"

"I won't work so hard!"

"No one ever said it was going to be easy!"

"you're right!"

There was silence in the car for a few minutes.

Zhang Jiunan hesitated and opened his mouth: "I know we have met once, and I also know that you have a letter from Mr. Ma, I guess it is very precious to you, so you should keep it with you, even if you don't want to Get it out of the envelope, and if you can, can you lend me a look?"

"kindness……"

Qu Xiaoyun hesitated for a moment, then carefully took out the envelope from his arms: "Of course, you let me get in the car and saved me, that's what you should do!"

Zhang Jiunan took the letter carefully, read it word by word carefully, and couldn't help sighing as he read it: "It's really touching!"

"Did you see it? This is a letter written by the master of cross talk. I didn't expect that a non-mainstream cross talk artist would be Ma Sanye's pen pal!" Zhang Jiunan showed Qin Xiaoxian.

"Pooh!"

Qin Xiaoxian sneered and spit on the letter.

"asshole!"

Qu Xiaoyun saw that the letter he regarded as a treasure was spat on, raised his hand and punched Qin Xiaoxian in the face, causing blood to flow from his mouth and nose.

Zhang Jiunan carefully wiped the drool on the letter with his arm, and warned Qin Xiaoxian: "If you do this again, he will kill you, and I will choose to stand by, and you will not live in Deyun Town, understand? "

"Understood..." Qin Xiaoxian covered his face in pain.

"Applause!!!"

"There are people on the road again!" Yang Jiulang, the coachman, shouted.

Zhang Jiunan quickly drew out his gun and pointed it at Qu Xiaoyun's head, doubting: "How can there be someone on Blizzard Road, is it your accomplice? Are you here to save him!"

Qu Xiaoyun raised his hands, shook his head and explained: "Absolutely not, I have no accomplices!"

Zhang Jiunan took out the handcuffs and threw them on his lap: "Put this on your hands first!"

Qu Xiaoyun had no choice but to do so.

At the same time, another person also arrived.

"Give the gun to the coachman!" Zhang Jiunan stretched out the gun from the carriage again, pointing at the new stranger.

"Too neurotic?"

Meng Hetang was shivering in the cold under a blanket. After complaining, he took out his gun and handed it to the driver: "I did as I did. I'm about to freeze to death. Let me take a ride!"

The barrage in the live broadcast room floated:
"After Xiaomeng came out, why didn't his identity be marked???"

"Interesting, it seems that we will have to guess from now on!!!"

……

Zhang Jiunan asked: "Are you going to Deyun Town too? Where's your horse?"

Meng Hetang rubbed his hands to keep warm, and explained: "Yes, I'm going to Deyun Town too. My horse's hoof stepped into a mouse hole and I couldn't go."

"What are you doing in Deyun Town?"

"I'm the new detective in Deyun Town, and I'm going to take up the post!"

"Where's your star?" Zhang Jiunan asked suspiciously.

Meng Hetang blurted out: "You only get it when you arrive in Deyun Town, and you will get it after you take office."

"How can you prove that what you said is true?"

"As long as you arrive in Deyun Town, you can prove that you are bounty hunters from the corpses on the car, right? When you arrive in Deyun Town, I will be the one who pays you! So if you want to get the money, you have to Take me there!" Meng Hetang noticed the corpse on the carriage.

Zhang Jiunan shook his head: "I'm sorry, I don't believe it, if you want to get in the car, wear these!" After speaking, he threw down the handcuffs.

"No, I'm going to take office, and I will never wear this thing to take office!" Meng Hetang picked up the handcuffs and threw them back on the carriage, with a firm attitude.

Zhang Jiunan spread his hands together: "Then you will suffer from the cold here!"

Meng Hetang pointed at the coachman and said: "The coachman already knows my identity, I advise you not to do this, if you let the new detective freeze to death here, you will not be able to eat it when you arrive in Deyun Town! "

"Carman, give him back the gun!"

Zhang Jiunan hesitated for a while, but compromised, and said to Qu Xiaoyun: "Stretch out your hand, and I will remove the handcuffs for you. I am sure that you are not in the same group. From now on, I will help you protect your 8000 yuan. You help me protect my 1 yuan and make a deal?"

"Deal!" Qu Xiaoyun took his hand.

……

After Meng Hetang got into the car, he looked at Qu Xiaoyun's face and was amused: "Oh, isn't this Qu Xiaoyun who was offered a reward of 3 yuan? He used to be a non-mainstream comedian, but now he has become a bounty hunter! "

Zhang Jiunan and Qin Xiaoxian who were sitting opposite were a little surprised when they heard the price.

See bounty exposure.

Qu Xiaoyun sneered, in order to ensure his own safety, he turned his head to look at Zhang Jiunan, who is also a bounty hunter, and said harshly, "It's me, it's a pity that those who moved my mind died under my gun !"

Meng Hetang smiled and nodded: "But the war is over, you may not be so valuable now, why do mainstream comedians spend so much money to reward you?"

Qu Xiaoyun hated people calling him that, so he directly put a gun on his head: "Because I have killed many mainstream comedians, if you talk nonsense, I will kill you!"

"Hey, don't be angry, I'll shut up."

……

Speechless on the road.

The storm is getting bigger and bigger.

The carriage came to the Laoguo Inn where they were going, a somewhat shabby wooden house.

The coachman Yang Jiulang looked around the inn and found another carriage parked beside the wooden house.

After a while, the door of the inn opened, and Yan Hexiang came out wrapped in a fur coat: "I didn't expect a carriage to come at such a late hour!"

"Who are you? Where's Lao Guo?" Zhang Jiunan poked his head out and asked.

"I was helping Lao Guo look after the store, and Lao Guo went to see his mother." Yan He replied in detail.

Zhang Jiunan took Qin Xiaoxian out of the carriage first: "Okay, I don't care who you are, help the coachman lead the horse to the stable!"

Yan Hexiang pointed to the thick snow on the ground and said: "The wind and snow are too heavy, and the two of us don't have enough manpower. I want to get it done as soon as possible, and I need your help!"

Zhang Jiunan shouted at the carriage: "Did you hear that, the hitchhiker, the ride is not for nothing, hurry up and go to work!" After speaking, he took Qin Xiao into the inn.

The inn is single-story, about [-] square meters in size. The large fireplace that greets you is very lively. The surrounding sofas, beds, tables, cooking stoves and other supplies are all available, and there is even a bar for drinking.

There were three people in the inn, and Luan Dangdang was wearing a cowboy hat, sitting in a corner and writing something quietly.

The other two were sitting on the single sofa facing each other by the fireplace, not talking to each other. They were Cao Heyang with a gray beard, and Zhang Helun, who was well-dressed and wearing a top hat.

Holding a spear, Zhang Jiunan looked at the three people in the inn vigilantly, while Qin Xiaoxian stood unsteadily behind him, looking a little weak.

"It seems that Lao Guo's inn is full. When did the three of you arrive?" Zhang Jiunan stepped on the creaking old wooden floor, came to the stove, and asked while pouring hot water.

Luan Dangdang, who was writing, and Cao Heyang, who had a gray beard, ignored him. Zhang Helun stood up and walked up to greet him enthusiastically: "There is another person, it's lively, we arrived four or ten minutes ago!"

Zhang Jiunan pointed to Luan Dangdang in the corner and asked, "Is he your coachman?"

Zhang Helun shook his head: "He is a passenger."

"After the wind and snow stop, are you all going to Deyun Town?"

"Yes."

Qin Xiaoxian grinned and said, "We are here with the new detective from Deyun Town!"

After hearing this, Zhang Jiunan pulled the chain hard, pulled Qin Xiaoxian back, and warned: "Didn't I tell you not to talk too much? I don't mind smashing your mouth in front of them!"

Qin Xiao smiled madly.

Zhang Helun's eyes lit up and he said, "Are you really here with the new detective? What a coincidence, I'm the hangman in Deyun Town. Are you a bounty hunter?"

Zhang Jiunan nodded: "Yes, it seems that I have brought you business!"

……

the other side.

Meng Hetang, who claimed to be the new inspector of Deyun Town, and the coachman Yang Jiulang went to settle the carriage, while the bounty hunter Qu Xiaoyun and Yan Hexiang, who was watching the inn, went to the stables to tie the horses.

Qu Xiaoyun asked while tying the horse: "Just now you said that Lao Guo went to see his mother, did you ask you to come and see the shop?"

"Yes!" Yan Hexiang nodded.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and shook his head: "This doesn't sound like Lao Guo's style!"

"Friend, are you accusing me of lying?" Yan Hexiang put away his smile.

"No, I just thought it sounded a little weird."

"What's wrong?"

Qu Xiaoyun said with a smile: "Since I know him, he has never left his inn."

"Do you mean I'm lying?"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "It looks a bit similar, but I reserve my opinion. Is there any food in the house now?"

"There's stew."

"Did he take his pipe away from Lao Guo's inn?"

Yan Hexiang shook his head: "Old Guo doesn't smoke pipes at all, he rolls the red apple brand tobacco leaves by himself, you already knew that he was testing me, right?"

Qu Xiaoyun sneered and nodded: "Yes, I just want to test you!"

……

(End of this chapter)