Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 235 The Revenge of Non-Mainstream Comedians
Except for Qu Xiaoyun, who is also a bounty hunter, and the driver Yang Jiulang, Zhang Jiunan suspects everyone. In order to prevent Qin Xiaoxian's accomplices from coming to save people, he needs to investigate the identities of everyone.

Holding a gun, Zhang Jiunan walked up to Luan Dangdang who was writing, and said hello, "Hey, cowboy, what are you writing?"

Luan Dangdang put down the pen in his hand, raised his head and replied, "Some interesting things."

As a bounty hunter, Zhang Jiunan has been hunting and killing all day long as his companion, and he didn't repeat himself any longer, and asked directly and brutally: "Oh, can you tell me what you are going to do in Deyun Town?"

"Who are you?"

Seeing him being so impolite, Luan Dangdang's face darkened.

Zhang Jiunan pointed a gun at Qin Xiaoxian, who was tied with him, and introduced his meaning: "My name is Zhang Jiunan, and I am a bounty hunter. I want to take him to Deyun Town for execution. I will never know who you are." Under the circumstances, stay in the same room with you!"

After listening to what he said, Luan Dangdang nodded, took off his cowboy hat and showed it: "You should know that I am a cowboy by looking at my clothes. After the snow stops, I will go to Deyun Town to see my mother."

Zhang Jiunan pouted, not satisfied with his answer: "Interesting, you don't look like someone who goes home to see her mother."

"You can't judge by appearance, are you satisfied now?" Luan Dangdang asked impatiently.

"Let's do this first, stay away from my prisoner!"

After Zhang Jiunan finished warning, he walked up to Cao Heyang with a gray beard, and said hello, "Hello, old man!"

Cao Heyang looked up at him, and said disdainfully, "You look like a mad dog, I don't want to talk to you."

"Hahaha, I've heard worse things, sorry to bother you." Zhang Jiunan didn't make things difficult for the old man, and pulled his prisoner to sit on the bar and drank.

At this time.

Meng Hetang, who claimed to be the new detective of Deyun Town, and Yang Jiulang, the coachman, parked the carriage and came back despite the wind and snow. They went into the house and dusted off the snow on their bodies. They both found blankets to shiver from the cold. The body is surrounded.

"Guess who he is?"

Zhang Jiunan pointed to Meng Hetang and asked Zhang Helun who claimed to be the hangman.

"Who is it?" Zhang Helun shook his head.

"He is the new detective in Deyun Town!"

After hearing Zhang Jiunan's words, Zhang Helun immediately stepped forward to shake hands with Meng Hetang enthusiastically: "Oh, I didn't expect that, my boss is here, and I am the hangman of Deyun Town!"

"Hello, nice to meet you!"

After saying hello, after a few simple greetings.

Meng Hetang's gaze was attracted by Cao Heyang who was sitting on the sofa, and he walked over excitedly to say hello: "You are Cao Heyang, the former mainstream cross talk senior, I've heard your cross talk before!"

"That's all in the past, I'm just a little old man now!" Cao Heyang shook his head with a wry smile.

"I like your cross talk so much, but it's a pity that this industry has declined and no one has said it. Can I sit opposite you?" Meng Hetang asked excitedly.

"Yes, child." Cao Heyang nodded.

……

"it's too cold!"

The wooden door was pushed open again, bounty hunter Qu Xiaoyun and Yan Hexiang, who was temporarily watching the inn, settled the horses, and entered the house shivering.

After entering the room, Yan Hexiang went to the stove to pour hot water to drink, while Qu Xiaoyun stood at the door and looked around the room, frowning uncontrollably.

"Guards, many people here are wearing hats!" Qu Xiaoyun turned to ask Yan Hexiang.

"What's wrong?" Yan Hexiang asked while drinking hot water, but didn't understand what he meant.

Qu Xiaoyun looked at the people in the inn, and said: "Old Guo's inn has a rule that you are not allowed to wear hats, right? If I remember correctly, this is the iron law here, and people have to abide by it when he is not around." Isn't it? It seems that you have a very casual attitude towards hats!"

Yan Hexiang chuckled, patted his head and said: "It's my fault, I really don't care much about the rules of hats. It's too cold today so don't care about these. From tomorrow onwards, it's no-hat day again!"

"Ok."

Qu Xiaoyun took off his hat obediently, and went to the stove to pour hot water. While drinking, he met Cao Heyang who was sitting on the sofa.

"Hey, isn't this the mainstream cross talk actor Artist Cao!" Qu Xiaoyun recognized it at a glance, and greeted him with a half-smile while holding a water glass.

Cao Heyang also recognized him, snorted coldly, and didn't even look at him in disgust: "Don't bother me, I don't want to talk to non-mainstream comedians!"

Qu Xiaoyun sneered, and laughed at himself, "Talking to me is too vulgar, isn't it?"

Cao Heyang didn't save him any face, nodded and laughed loudly: "Yes, you non-mainstream comedians are full of shit and fart, I think you are dirty!"

"Old bastard, have the guts to say it again!"

While cursing, Qu Xiaoyun quickly drew out the revolver and put it on his forehead.

"Hey, wait a minute!"

Zhang Helun stretched out his hand to block the way: "In the inn, in front of so many people, if you shoot and kill an unarmed old man, as the hangman, I swear that I will hang you in Deyun Town!"

Meng Hetang also echoed: "Yes, if you didn't shoot him because of self-defense, I would definitely not spare you as the new detective!"

"All right!"

After assessing the situation, Qu Xiaoyun put away his revolver and came to the bar where Zhang Jiunan was sitting.

"Is what we said before counting?" Zhang Jiunan poured him a glass of wine.

"what?"

"I'll help you protect your [-], and you help me protect my [-]!"

"Of course!"

Zhang Jiunan increased the volume, not caring about being heard by other people in the inn: "One of them must not be telling the truth."

"Who are you talking about?" Qu Xiaoyun glanced at the people in the room again.

Zhang Jiunan explained: "Qin Xiaoxian's accomplice, there may be one person or two who came to rescue him. In order to save him, they will kill all of us! The storm will last for a few days, and they will wait patiently for the opportunity If you don't show up, and then take the initiative to attack, aren't you a bastard?" After speaking, he grabbed Qin Xiaoxian's hair.

Qin Xiao smiled and said: "You're right, I'm with one of the guys, we're just waiting for everyone to fall asleep, and then kill everyone!"

Zhang Jiunan sneered, and pulled Qin Xiaoxian to stand up: "Hey, everyone, listen to me!"

All eyes in the inn were on him.

Zhang Jiunan put the gun on his shoulder, raised his eyebrows and said, "The one next to me is Qin Xiaoxian, a murderer with a reward of [-]. I won’t miss it, everyone present here, is there anyone who wants to stop me!”

Surrounded by silence, no one said a word.

"Is there really no one?"

Zhang Jiunan smiled, and continued: "It seems that I am very lucky, I hope you can understand, I just don't believe what you said, the environment dictates, I must take precautions!"

After speaking, he walked up to the cowboy Luan Dangdang.

Luan snorted coldly and asked, "What do you mean? Why do I feel that you are targeting me?"

Zhang Jiunan nodded indifferently: "Yes, cowboy, I'm going to take your gun away now!"

Luan Dangdang pointed to Zhang Helun who was beside him and said, "That hangman also has a gun!"

Zhang Jiunan nodded: "After accepting yours, I will accept his!"

"Without a gun, it feels like I have no clothes on!"

"I have a gun and I will protect you!"

Luan Dangdang sneered: "You are a villain, aren't you?"

"That's right, give me the gun now!" Zhang Jiunan shouted in an orderly tone.

"Want it? Come and get it yourself!" After Luan Dangdang finished speaking, he reached out to touch the gun at his waist.

Sudden.

A sharp and cold blade pierced Luan Dangdang's neck, and blood flowed out.

The camera is lifted.

The person holding the dagger was Qu Xiaoyun, who was only threatening, causing him a little skin trauma: "Calm down, take your hands off the gun, and blink if you can keep calm!"

"Did he blink?" Qu Xiaoyun asked Zhang Jiunan.

"Blink." Zhang Jiunan nodded.

Qu Xiaoyun pointed at Luan Dangdang's waist: "Take away his gun."

"it is good."

After Zhang Jiunan took away Luan Dangdang's gun, he came to Zhang Helun's side again, and stretched out his hand: "Gangling officer, I will take care of your gun temporarily!"

"Of course!" Zhang Helun happily drew a gun from his waist and handed it in.

Zhang Jiunan dismantled the revolver he had collected into parts and threw it into the fireplace, which seemed to him to be safe for the time being.

"The stew is ready, let's eat the vegetables!"

Yan Hexiang, who watched the inn, served the stew according to the number of people and placed it on the dining table.

Except for the old man Cao Heyang who was sitting on the sofa, everyone went to the dining table to eat.

Zhang Helun ate a few mouthfuls of the stew, then turned to ask Qu Xiaoyun: "Brother Qu, I heard from Brother Zhang that you have a letter from Mr. Ma, right?"

"Hahaha~~"

Before Qu Xiaoyun could reply, Meng Hetang smiled and slapped the table, turned to Zhang Jiunan and said, "Don't be ridiculous, brother Zhang, you don't really think that you are a master of cross talk, you will write a letter to a non-mainstream cross talk actor, right?" !"

After speaking, everyone at the dinner table burst into laughter.

Zhang Jiunan frowned at the laughter, turned his head angrily and asked, "Is he right?"

Qu Xiaoyun also laughed at this meeting: "It is indeed so!"

Zhang Jiunan slapped the table and shouted: "It seems that I can't believe anything that you non-mainstream comedians say!"

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head and asked with a smile, "Did I hurt your feelings?"

"That's right." Zhang Jiunan felt that he had been tricked, and was very angry at the moment.

Qu Xiaoyun put away his smile and explained: "I know, I'm the only non-mainstream cross talk actor you've ever seen, so let me explain why I did this in a few words!"

"You can't imagine the feelings of non-mainstream cross talk actors in the cross talk circle. The only time non-mainstream cross talk actors can feel safe is when mainstream cross talk actors let go of their defenses, and the letter from the cross talk master has dispelled their fear. The hostility helps a lot, after all, I used to have to make a living too!"

Zhang Jiunan snorted coldly, not satisfied with his explanation: "Explain it as you like, this is a dirty trick!"

"Hey!"

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head helplessly, did not continue to argue, stood up and took a bowl of stew, and put it in front of the old man Cao Heyang: "Can I sit down and chat with you?"

"Please!" Cao Heyang remained indifferent.

"How about not talking about cross talk?" Qu Xiaoyun didn't show any hostility on his face.

Although Cao Heyang didn't pay attention to him, but seeing that he was serving stew for himself, he still replied: "It's okay, I have a good son, he supports me."

Qu Xiaoyun laughed and asked, "You came to Deyun Town to find your son, right? Your son is also a bounty hunter, right?"

"How do you know?" Cao Heyang's eyes widened with surprise.

Qu Xiaoyun explained with a half smile: "Because I know your son, your son is already dead!"

"Impossible!" Cao Heyang raised his back from the sofa in excitement.

"Haha~"

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and put one of the revolvers on his waist in front of Cao Heyang.

At the same time, the sound of the piano sounded in the inn, which was played by Yan He, who was watching the inn.

"Do you want to know when your son died? The day you saw me!"

Qu Xiaoyun put away his smile, and their conversation also attracted the attention of everyone in the inn.

"You're talking nonsense!" Cao Heyang's outstretched hand began to tremble angrily.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled slightly and recalled: "At that time, my reward was 5000 yuan, and your son actually fell in love with me, but when he climbed up the snow-capped mountain and met me, and I pointed a gun at his head, he did it for Survive, tell me everything, and tell me that his father was a smash hit mainstream cross talk actor!"

"After listening to what he said, I forced him to take off his clothes and walk in the snow. It was so cold that day. He was so cold that he knelt down and begged me for a piece of clothing, begging me to give him a piece of clothing!"

"Just like when I knelt on the ground and begged you mainstream cross talk actors to give me a bite to eat, you have already made a lot of money, but you didn't give us non-mainstream cross talk actors a way out, so I'm ruthlessly After humiliating your son, instead of giving him the clothes he longed for, I gave him a bullet, hahaha!!!”

Qu Xiaoyun's laughter echoed in the inn, making people shudder.

"asshole!"

Cao Heyang's eyes were tearing when he heard this, and he picked up the revolver in front of him, ready to avenge his dead son.

"啪~" a gunshot.

Qu Xiaoyun pulled out another revolver stuck in his waist, shot through Cao Heyang's heart, then stood up with satisfaction and smiled to the people in the inn: "Everyone, it's not my fault, this old man wants to There is no way to kill me, I can only act in self-defense."

At this time, the screen switched and the narration sounded.

After another 15 minutes, the cowboy Luan Dangdang took the initiative to move the dead body of Cao Heyang outside the inn, and the others drew lots to decide who would help, and finally the coachman Yang Jiulang was drawn.

In the inn, Meng Hetang and Zhang Helun were discussing fiercely whether the murder just now was a self-defense, while the bounty hunter Qu Xiaoyun was convinced that he was just a self-defense, and he sat alone at the table drinking brandy as if no one was around.

Zhang Jiunan stood guard at the door with a gun, waiting for the driver and the cowboy to come back after disposing of the corpse, while Yan Hexiang, who was watching the inn, stopped playing and smoked his Red Apple cigarettes. , and never moved again.

Suddenly, the screen rewinds.

A hand appears in the shot, along with a kettle on the stove.

15 minutes ago, when Qu Xiaoyun was telling the story of killing his son to Cao Heyang, something happened that no one noticed. Someone poured poison into the kettle, and the only person who witnessed all this happened People, only Qin Xiaoxian!

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(End of this chapter)