Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 237

"Crunch~~"

The wooden door of the inn was pushed open, and Guo Degang and Yu Qian wore black coats and walked in with a smile, followed by the brothers who did not participate in the performance.

Looking at the messy inn, Guo Degang joked with a smile on his face, "Oh, the house is full of ketchup, and there is one hanging on the roof!"

Yu Qian smiled and waved his hands: "Okay, are you still in the play? Get up!"

"Master!"

"uncle!"

The brothers and sisters laughed and got up and went forward to say hello.

Guo Degang was very satisfied with the performances of his apprentices, and joked with a smile: "Oh, I am very moved after watching your performances. Your acting skills are so good. I have never taught you how to act. Are you outside? Apprenticeship?"

As soon as this remark came out, everyone at the scene and the netizens in the live broadcast room were immediately amused.

"I taught them!" Yu Qian patted his chest with a smile.

Guo Degang was surprised and said: "Hey, the film emperor taught you! Have you received any money?"

Before the brothers could reply, Shaobing rushed forward, squinting his eyes and snatching the words: "Absolutely, good guy, in order to learn acting from Teacher Yu, my parents and mother sold their home house!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Okay!"

After listening to the biscuits, everyone was overjoyed.

Guo Degang joked with a smile: "It's not easy to learn some skills in Shaobing. I sold my home house after learning cross talk with me. I finally saved some money over the years and bought another apartment for the old couple. I learned acting from Teacher Yu." It was sold again!"

"Hahaha~~"

The biscuits grinned, and they sold poorly: "That's right, Master, you have to buy more for me when you come back, because my parents don't have a house to live in!"

Guo Degang buttoned his ears, frowned and asked, "What did you say?"

"Hey, you're pretending to be deaf!" Yu Qian curled his lips.

Shaobing rubbed his throat, and shouted in a drake voice, "Give me more money!"

"what?"

"No money for the show?"

After listening to it, Guo De just gave a thumbs up: "Forget it, you are indeed my disciple, you are really thinking of Master, it is done, Master is according to you, Xiao Luan, come back to the commercial performance of Shaobing, don't give him money!"

"Okay, Master!" Luan Dangdang nodded.

Netizens in the live broadcast laughed:

"Well, as soon as Mr. Guo and Mr. Yu come out, it's a burden to chat for a long time. I love this show!!!"

"The biscuits are too miserable, it's still too tender to play with the master, hahaha!!!"

"Gudong!"

Shaobing wiped the ketchup on his face again, and lay down again angrily.

"Hey, I love acting so much here, I have the qualifications of a film king! Lie down and don't catch a cold!"

Guo Degang turned his head to Qu Xiaoyun again and said: "Xiaoyun, I have to give you some advice. You have a lot of roles in the brothers and sisters. You acted very well in the front, but there is a problem in the end. You are spoiled in the play." How come you speak so masculinely? You have to learn your accent from your uncle!"

"Fuck you, you've only been in the palace!" Yu Qian pushed him with a smile.

"Hahaha~~"

Guo Degang continued with a smile: "When I mentioned that I stayed in the palace, I thought of an interesting thing. Do you know that eunuchs have other names besides 'father-in-law'?"

"I don't know." The brothers shook their heads.

Guo Degang nodded and said: "In the past, eunuchs were also called 'husband'. I don't know why they changed it to husband. It's an old saying in BJ. Eunuchs are called husbands. You are included in the troupe. There are four people on stage. The little husbands are four little eunuchs! Sometimes walking on the street, a man and a woman, this is my husband, and I thought to myself, this girl is a concubine!"

"Okay, hahaha!"

When the senior brothers heard it for the first time, they all smiled and raised their thumbs up, even enjoying the biscuits lying on the ground: "There is another thing to say, it seems that my daughter-in-law will have to change her name in the future."

After the laughter.

Guo Degang said solemnly: "Today's script is called "Who Is the Evil Man". After participating in it, everyone should have realized that both good and evil have different positions, and they all strive to survive in the same way!"

"But who is the villain? It depends on the audience! Generally speaking, I am very satisfied with the performance of the apprentices, so I decided to give you the highest commission of [-]% today!"

Yu Qian praised with a smile: "It's equivalent to not giving it!"

"Hahaha~~"

Guo Degang smiled and said: "Okay, everyone is tired from filming for a day, go back to the hotel and have a good rest. At the same time, don't forget to prepare jokes. I hope you will have a good performance tomorrow!"

"it is good!"

……

The next day.

Ice City Theater.

10 minutes before the start of the competition, the audience was full.

Soon, the competition began, and the live broadcast room opened at the same time. The host Xiao Yueyue came to the stage to announce: "Next, please enjoy the cross talk "On Friends". The performers are Qu Xiaoyun and Yang Jiulang!"

"it is good!"

The audience in the audience was very appreciative, sending warm applause and applause one after another.

In the warm welcome, Yang Jiulang and Qu Xiaoyun stepped onto the stage one after the other with square steps.

After Qu Xiaoyun adjusted the microphone, he smiled and said, "Thank you everyone for listening to our cross talk today. There may be audiences who don't know us. Let me briefly introduce myself. My name is Qu Xiaoyun, and this is my partner. , Yang Jiulang!"

"it is good!"

There were bursts of applause from the audience.

"Thank you, everyone. It's right for you to come to listen to cross talk. Listening to cross talk is so good and fun. Is there anything more fun than listening to cross talk? Let me tell you, I am willing to listen up and down!" Qu Xiaoyun Meaningfully pointing to the brothers sitting on the bench under the stage.

Yang Jiulang stretched his neck to see the men on the benches under the stands staring fiercely, and curled his lips: "Well, you are really not afraid of being beaten!"

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and waved his hands: "Just kidding, why do people who talk about cross talk say that they can't do other things well!"

"Why?" Yang Jiulang praised.

"That's because they are humble. In fact, they are very happy to do this job, and they don't want to do anything else!"

"Yes, it's fun!" Yang Jiulang agreed with a thumbs up.

Qu Xiaoyun pointed to his partner and said, "Including Yang Jiulang who is beside me, if there is any trouble in my heart, I will forget about cross talk!"

"That's true!" Yang Jiulang nodded.

"true story!"

Qu Xiaoyun seriously gave an example: "For example, let's say that Yang Jiulang returned home after performing in other places, and there was a big happy event!"

"What happy event?" Yang Jiulang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun spread his hands together: "The house has collapsed!"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"Is it a happy event when the house collapses?" Yang Jiulang pushed him angrily.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "It's lucky that you didn't come back from other places!"

Yang Jiulang nodded: "That's right, it didn't hit me."

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the situation at that time: "Yang Jiulang saw that the house was gone and the anti-theft door was still standing, so he started to take out the keys from his pocket."

"Why open the door when the house collapsed?" Yang Jiulang curled his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun didn't know the difference, and continued: "Yang Jiulang opened the door, and after entering, he confirmed that the house has collapsed!"

"Hey, my IQ!"

"Hahaha~~"

……

(End of this chapter)