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Chapter 238 Yang Jiulang Opens His Eyes With Qi

After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun continued to imitate the situation at that time: "No way, the house is gone, let's sit on the ground, Yang Jiulang took out a cigarette from his pocket and lit it, fu~fufufu~~"

This imitates smoking, imitating shaking your head and rolling your eyes.

The funny picture amused the audience.

Yang Jiulang shook his head with a smile, and teased, "Your imitation is not as good as Brother Yue's. Brother Yue's imitation looks like it's going to be overwhelmed. Your skills are not as good as this!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Happy Comedian" Xiao Yueyue imitated the scene of Yu Qian smoking.

"I'm almost smoking!"

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and continued: "Yang Jiulang suddenly remembered while smoking a cigarette, I still have to talk about cross talk!"

Yang Jiulang patted his thigh: "There's still a show."

Qu Xiaoyun lifted his coat, wiped the sweat from his temples, and said, "Yang Jiulang took a taxi and went. After arriving at the theater, I forgot what happened at home!"

"Hahaha~~"

Yang Jiulang opened his eyes angrily: "My heart is too big, don't you forget about such an important matter once you talk about cross talk?"

Qu Xiaoyun explained solemnly: "The key is to have people like us in the backstage to persuade you!"

"Oh, so you guys persuaded me." Yang Jiulang nodded.

Qu Xiaoyun patted his partner on the shoulder: "We are good friends, good buddies!"

"That's true!"

"Someone said, I can live without relatives, but I can't live without friends."

"That's true!"

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up: "Many friends lead to many paths, and many enemies lead to many walls."

"These are all old sayings." Yang Jiulang praised.

"What is a friend, and how did these two words come about?" Qu Xiaoyun emphasized the ending sound.

"Tell us about it!" Yang Jiulang praised.

Qu Xiaoyun seriously explained: "In ancient times, people didn't spend money, and there were no copper coins or banknotes. That was all later. At that time, they used shells as money, because in ancient times, people They all live in the Yellow River Basin, and it is difficult to see shells in the sea, so they feel that shells are very precious, so they use shells as money."

"Rare things are more expensive!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and continued to speak: "Punch a hole in the shell, take a string, five shells are stringed together, it is called a record, two records are called a friend, a friend is here, this is my friend, we Invite him to dinner, invite friends to dinner, grab two strings of shells and call him a friend, the one who can afford this friend is my buddy, so this is called a friend!"

"This is where my friend came from!" Yang Jiulang praised.

"Oh~"

The audience nodded in understanding.

"Listen to cross talk to increase your knowledge!"

Qu Xiaoyun then explained: "The word for friend is two months, and both moons can come together, which means that like attracts like and shares similar interests. This is the meaning of friend! Friend means to help each other, and mutual support is called friend. You can remember By the way, friends include friends, but friends do not include friends!"

"Hey!" Yang Jiulang gave him a thumbs up.

Qu Xiaoyun analyzed in detail: "How many types of friends are there? Aren't wine and meat friends also friends!"

"Yes, that counts!" Yang Jiulang nodded.

"He's always there for meals, but when something happens, he runs away. We can't make wine and meat friends!"

"Yes, I can't hand it in."

Qu Xiaoyun pointed to his partner and gave an example: "Another example is an ally. Take the two of us as an example. Yang Jiulang and I are allies. We form an alliance to worship brothers. Yang Jiulang is my eldest brother. Why should I befriend him?"

"Why?" Yang Jiulang praised.

Qu Xiaoyun was delighted: "Because his wife is pretty!"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"Go, what's the purpose, what are you doing!" Yang Jiulang glanced at him.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and defended: "No, sister-in-law is arrogant! Ever since I saw sister-in-law, I have decided that I will be my friend!"

"Hahaha~~"

"The purpose is too pure!" Yang Jiulang curled his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to give an example: "There is another kind called a close friend, two people have a certain degree of affection, a sincere friendship!"

"Correct!"

"There is another kind called pen pals. Yang Jiulang lives in Guangde Building and made a pen pal who lives in Tianqiao, Widow Wang!"

"I'll see you directly, okay? What a waste of effort!" Yang Jiulang stared with disgust.

There were bursts of laughter from the audience.

"There are also friends who are called donkey friends, who carry a hiking bag and go hiking together!"

"Correct!"

"There is also a kind of donkey meat friend!"

"What do you mean?" Yang Jiulang didn't understand.

Qu Xiaoyun explained solemnly: "A group of people who eat delicious donkey meat and make friends together!"

"Hahaha~~"

"I've never heard of it!" Yang Jiulang waved his hand.

"Best friend, the little girl made friends together!"

"Yes, also called girlfriends!"

"There is another kind called Jiyou!" Qu Xiaoyun emphasized his tone and smiled meaningfully.

"Applause!!!"

The audience laughed and booed.

Qu Xiaoyun looked at the audience with a look of disgust, and explained: "The group of people who like to collect stamps, the friends they make together are called Jiyou!"

Yang Jiulang breathed a sigh of relief: "Fortunately, I didn't ask!"

Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyebrows and said, "It's you if you didn't ask!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Go!" Yang Jiulang pushed him.

Qu Xiaoyun then seriously gave an example: "There is another kind called bubble friends!"

"Applause!!!"

Seeing that his words were getting worse and worse, Yang Jiulang covered his mouth with his hand: "Hey, don't say anything!"

Qu Xiaoyun broke away his hand and shouted: "My friends who take a bath together!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Excellent explanation!!!"

The audience laughed and applauded.

Seeing the excitement of the audience, Yang Jiulang couldn't help but joked, "Aren't you all going to the stage to ask questions?"

After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "So, there are many kinds of friends, and they are all different. In the past, these two people made friends, friends in trouble, friends in poverty, friends in need, friends in need!"

"Hey, you're knowledgeable!" Yang Jiulang praised with a thumbs up.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "There are so many types, and all kinds of sayings are different. This is very complicated. Making friends is a science!"

"What you said just now, tell us the details!" Yang Jiulang became interested.

Qu Xiaoyun wondered: "When does this have to be said, let me give you an example!"

"can!"

"For example, I just mentioned a close friend!"

"I heard the word!"

Qu Xiaoyun explained in detail: "The cut is the one who cut himself, the neck is the neck, do you understand? The cut is not the neck!"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

Qu Xiaoyun added with a smirk: "It's not that Yang Jiulang met his pen pal, Widow Wang, and sucked his neck there!"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience under the stage filled their brains with the picture, then looked at Yang Jiulang's small eyes blinking, and laughed so hard.

"Why are you talking about the king's widow!" Yang Jiulang was very into the drama, and even fell in love.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and shook his head: "I mean something!"

"Oh……"

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(End of this chapter)