Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 239 The burden is a bit unscrupulous (addition at the end of the year!)
Qu Xiaoyun looked at his partner, and explained: "Since we said it wasn't the neck-sucking kiss, we have to give an example, it's better to use someone as an example!" After speaking, he gave him a meaningful look.

Yang Jiulang curled his lips: "Just say it, don't be too polite, you can't blame yourself, so I'm the only one left to say it!"

"it is good!!!"

Yang Jiulang's sensible appearance was so distressing that the audience gave them encouraging applause and laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun got the advantage and acted obediently: "Actually, I can use my master as an example, but I'm afraid he will deduct points from me!"

Yang Jiulang had an idea, and suggested in a low voice: "Take Teacher Yu as an example. He is responsible for adding points, and he cannot deduct points from you!"

"Alright!"

After hearing his ghostly idea, the audience in the audience burst out laughing.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, unconvinced: "Then let's use you as an example, sir, give me a point!" Turning his head and smiling, he said to the backstage.

"Hahaha~~"

"Hey, sell it to me, we are really good friends!" Yang Jiulang curled his lips.

Backstage.

Yu Qian turned to Gao Xiaobei with a smile and said, "Go, draw a mark on your master's blackboard for Yang Jiulang, and add a point to Qu Xiaoyun on my blackboard!"

Guo Degang had a lot of drama, he blocked his mouth, turned his head and whispered to the camera to report: "Teacher Yu is playing shady scenes, cut this part and keep it as evidence!"

……

Qu Xiaoyun explained solemnly: "I was thinking about the team's performance, and it would be good for you to give me extra points. If we win, no one will sit on the bench!"

"That's true, you can use me as an example!" Yang Jiulang was very cooperative after listening.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, put his arm around his shoulder and said, "Yang Jiulang and I have a great relationship!"

"What's a good way?" Yang Jiulang asked.

"Die!"

"Huh!"

Qu Xiaoyun explained in detail: "The story must start with you. Yang Jiulang is a very good person with great ambitions. He once said that a man was born between heaven and earth, so how can he live under others for a long time!"

"What do you mean?"

"It's just that God gave birth to me and raised me, so I can't live an ordinary life!"

"Oh!"

Qu Xiaoyun gave Yang Jiulang a thumbs up: "You are in this position, and you have a wish, to become a millionaire household!"

"I'm a millionaire now!" Yang Jiulang curled his lips.

The audience in the audience chuckled.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand: "It's not the current background, you have traveled back to the previous era, and you have such a wish!"

"Oh, it's quite fantasy, what year did you travel to?" Yang Jiulang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun replied solemnly: "Last year!"

"Fuck you, you're kidding me!" Yang Jiulang opened his eyes angrily.

"Hahaha~~"

The burden rang, and the audience laughed so hard that they gave warm applause.

After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun said vaguely: "Anyway, let's blur the background of the times, it must have been many years ago! Yang Jiulang said that I want to be a ten thousand yuan household. If this is the case, I will be very happy!"

"It's okay!" Yang Jiulang reluctantly nodded.

"Everyone's wishes are different, and it's easy to understand. He worked very hard for this goal, and he thought, when I reach ten thousand yuan, I will become a rich businessman in the world!"

"Hey, 1 yuan is a rich businessman..." Yang Jiulang curled his lips.

"Yang Jiulang resigned from his job to wait for the announcement of becoming a wealthy businessman!"

"I'm also blind, I can wait for the notice to come!"

Qu Xiaoyun imitated his anxious appearance at that time, and said, "Yang Jiulang is anxious, really anxious. I look at the mirror at home every day—mirror, mirror, am I the most powerful person in the world?"

"Did the mirror speak?" Yang Jiulang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun curled his lips: "The mirror shattered!"

"Okay!"

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "Yang Jiulang gave up waiting and decided to enrich himself and read books!"

"That's right!" Yang Jiulang nodded.

"When I went to the bookstore, I immediately fell in love with the book I liked!"

"what?"

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the action of turning the pages of the book, and said, ""Jin Ping Mei", after buying and reading two pages, take a taxi and go home!"

Yang Jiulang was overjoyed: "Okay, reading this book is to enrich yourself, it's obviously leaking out!"

"Applause!!!"

The response to the burden was very good, and the audience laughed and booed.

Qu Xiaoyun softened his body and said: "Yang Jiulang has enriched himself for a few days, his legs are weak, and the aisle is fluttering!"

"This is my own play!" Yang Jiulang curled his lips.

"Applause!!!"

Qu Xiaoyun frowned, and said, "Yang Jiulang was scared. Ten thousand yuan households, rich people are the most hesitant. I immediately took a taxi and went to the hospital. I had a B-ultrasound. Boys and girls were not found..."

"Hahaha~~"

"What boy and girl, what's wrong with me being pregnant!" Yang Jiulang said angrily.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and waved his hands: "Just kidding, the stomach is full of gas, so I took a B-ultrasound to check!"

Yang Jiulang snorted, "That's about the same."

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "When you arrive at the hospital, drink more water before the B-ultrasound!"

Yang Jiulang nodded: "Common sense, you have to urinate!"

"Yang Jiulang bought a box of mineral water and sat on the steps of the hospital. He drank it bottle by bottle and drank the whole box!" Qu Xiaoyun imitated and wiped his mouth with his hand.

"Good guy, I can really drink!"

Qu Xiaoyun stroked his chin and thought, "I haven't arrived yet? Didn't I drink enough? There is a water pipe, Yang Jiulang unscrewed it, and drank a lot, and when I turned around, I found that there was tea—— Hey, why am I drinking the water in the water pipe, the hospital has prepared tea!"

"Oh, there's water!" Yang Jiulang nodded.

"Drink one cup after another!" Qu Xiaoyun couldn't help laughing when he said this.

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience had already guessed a rough idea when they heard this, and they couldn't stop laughing after imagining the picture.

"A large tray of thirty cups, drinking and drinking, Yang Jiulang felt his teeth hurt—bah, what is it, why does it look like a stone?" Qu Xiaoyun looked at the palm of his hand with a puzzled expression on his face.

The audience in the audience was amused again after listening to it. The opening performance was like a bottom line, and the atmosphere on the scene was very joyful.

"Stones? What I drank was water!" Yang Jiulang's nose was crooked with anger.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and continued, "Yang Jiulang just finished drinking, and the nurse came over—where are the urine samples?"

"Hahaha~~"

Yang Jiulang pushed him angrily: "What did I say, I drank all the urine samples, didn't I?"

Qu Xiaoyun didn't know what to say, and with his big mouth curled up, he put his hands on his hips and said, "Yang Jiulang looks indifferent—hmph, I'll drink as much as I have!"

The audience in the audience was amused by his cheap appearance, and they were rocking back and forth.

"Don't brag about it!" Yang Jiulang looked helpless.

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(End of this chapter)