Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 240

After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "Wait, it's finally here! The doctor told him to lie there—show his stomach, and I'll give you some ultrasound fluid for you later! Yang Jiulang was very obedient, and he lay there according to the doctor's instructions." gone."

"You have to listen!" Yang Jiulang praised.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the situation at that time, and turned his head: "The doctor holds the instrument and turns around—put on the underpants!"

"Hahaha~~"

This reversal was not expected by the audience, and they were laughing as they made up their minds about the picture.

"Okay, I'm all off!" Yang Jiulang curled his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun said with a smile: "He thought he had to take it off, but the doctor got angry again - why didn't you wear it when I told you to put it on? Yang Jiulang said, I'm a 'thong'!"

The audience was amused again.

"'T' trousers also need a piece of cloth!" Yang Jiulang was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun pointed to the roof of the theater and said: "He used two ropes, which made the doctor angry. When he pressed him with the instrument, he was more or less emotional and exerted a little force. When the instrument was pressed down, it swelled They all pissed on the shed!"

"Hahaha~~"

The successive burdens directly filled the joyful atmosphere of the scene.

"Too much water!" Yang Jiulang pouted.

Qu Xiaoyun frowned and said: "The doctor is so angry - get up, go outside and pee, don't pee here!"

"I'm using this as a toilet..." Yang Jiulang praised.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the movement of mopping the floor: "Yang Jiulang is gone, the doctor is here sweeping and mopping the floor."

Yang Jiulang ran away, and asked angrily: "I've been buried for a long time, does this thing have anything to do with friends?"

Qu Xiaoyun painted cakes and said: "Sooner or later there will be!"

"I'm just waiting for this friend!"

"I'm waiting for this friend too, don't worry, I'll forget if I interrupt, what did I say just now?" Qu Xiaoyun scratched his head.

Yang Jiulang said with a look of disgust, "Speaking of which, you've urinated on me!"

Qu Xiaoyun laughed: "Good guy, I remember being stronger than me!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Nonsense, I'm not talking about you!" Yang Jiulang stared.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded with a smile: "Yes, the doctor urinated him and kicked him out!"

"It must be blasted out."

"After urinating, the doctor has rested. Tell him to come back in the afternoon. Yang Jiulang looked at his watch and it was twelve o'clock. Go to the toilet and pee. Wow... After urinating, he looked at his watch, it's already twelve forty!"

There were bursts of laughter from the audience.

Yang Jiulang said in surprise, "Good guy, I've been peeing for four to ten minutes!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded with a smile: "Go out to eat after peeing, find a place to eat at the door, and have to come to check in the afternoon after eating, and in the afternoon, Yang Jiulang bought another box of mineral water, to drink tons of tons, After drinking the water pipe, I drank ton ton ton ton."

"It's this procedure again." Yang Jiulang pouted.

Speaking of which.

Qu Xiaoyun fell silent, and gave Yang Jiulang a meaningful look.

"Hahaha~~"

I mentioned the next step before, and the audience in the audience knew it in their hearts, and they didn't need the actors to say it, the audience themselves were happy.

This is actually the technique of cross talk, controlling the rhythm and giving the audience a time to react. When Xiao Yueyue came on stage for the first time, the tense 10-minute joke was finished in 3 minutes. In contrast, Guo Degang's "Drunk Version of Fenhewan" Controlling power is something that ordinary apprentices cannot do.

Qu Xiaoyun's ability to do this shows that he has made great progress, and Yu Qian in the background gave him a point.

After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun said along the way: "Yang Jiulang looked for the tray after drinking."

"I also have a good memory." Yang Jiulang praised.

Qu Xiaoyun folded his hands behind his back, looked at the desk beside him and frowned: "It's just that there are not many glasses on the plate."

Yang Jiulang had already worked out, and he said nonchalantly, "Let me finish my drink in the morning."

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience witnessed Yang Jiulang's depravity little by little, and they all laughed.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "It's better than nothing. After drinking, wait for the doctor, but the nurse at the door told him that the doctor would come late and asked him to go for a walk at the door. After Yang Jiulang went out, he found a river behind the hospital. Take a walk to relax, yo!"

"What's the matter, I was surprised!" Yang Jiulang looked curious.

Qu Xiaoyun spread his hands, looking very anxious: "I saw a girl walking into the river, and the water was up to her knees!"

"Oh, is this suicide?" Yang Jiulang frowned.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the appearance at that time: "Yang Jiulang was in a hurry, he thumped, he ran to the river in a few steps, he took off his pants and urinated!"

"Hahaha~~"

"You didn't save people?" Yang Jiulang looked disgusted.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, amused: "Miss Nei looked back at him, and he came up."

"People think suicide is dirty." Yang Jiulang shook his head helplessly.

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "If you urinate there and choke to death, you can bear it!"

"Hahaha~~"

"That's right." Yang Jiulang laughed.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "On the grass by the river, the girl and Yang Jiulang were sitting opposite each other. The girl looked at him—do you know that you are a scumbag?"

"Okay, let's say this first."

"Yang Jiulang persuaded, girl, you are so beautiful that you are so beautiful, why do you have to die? The girl burst into tears after hearing this."

"sad."

Qu Xiaoyun pretended to wipe away tears, and said in a soft voice: "My boyfriend doesn't want me anymore. After dating for three years, he has to ask me if I'm on good terms with Mr. Li. The conscience of heaven and earth, his surname is Wang!"

There were bursts of laughter from the audience.

"Good guy, this is worth crying for!" Yang Jiulang looked disgusted.

"But to be honest, the child belongs to Brother Zhao!"

"Too messy this!"

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up to his partner: "Yang Jiulang burst into tears after hearing this, the girl is so clear!"

"Hahaha~~"

Yang Jiulang clasped his ears: "How did I hear that?"

"It's the first time I met me, and I told you the truth. You didn't treat me like an outsider. This is the goddess in my heart!"

"I haven't seen a goddess either." Yang Jiulang pouted.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "The girl's surname is Yao, and Yang Jiulang also reported his family name, and told the girl that he likes girls who are clean and pure, and wants to associate with you."

"Confession."

"The girl said, well, it's rare that someone likes me, and I'm willing, but I have a condition."

"What conditions." Yang Jiulang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "The girl said, you have to listen to me if you want to marry me, you need a car and a house, and your parents are both dead."

"This is too wicked!" Yang Jiulang complained.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head and said with a smile: "Yang Jiulang said, the garage issue is easy to deal with, please give me some time for the parents' affairs."

"Hahaha~~"

The burden rang, and bursts of laughter came from the audience.

"My God!" Yang Jiulang was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun smirked and said: "The girl said, I won't rush you, is one month enough?"

"puff!"

The audience was amused again.

"Is this not a reminder?" Yang Jiulang shook his hands.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand with a smile, and said, "Yang Jiulang waved his hand, it won't take so long."

The burden continued to ring, but the audience in the audience was so amused that they laughed and applauded.

"Good guy, I have plenty of time." Yang Jiulang curled his lips.

"The girl said, you can't implicate me. Yang Jiulang agreed, and I will say that my brother killed me."

"The whole family is sold."

"Hahaha~~"

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(End of this chapter)