Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 241 The audience did not expect this reversal
After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "The girl said that I don't have a place to live now. Yang Jiulang waved his hands after hearing this. It's nothing to worry about. I'll take you to the bank now, and I'll deposit all my money with you!"

"I'm also obsessed with ghosts." Yang Jiulang curled his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun said with a smile: "When Yang Jiulang arrived at the bank, he took a photo of the passbook - my death is coming!"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"This is going to kill you, can you make it clear?" Yang Jiulang complained.

"The death deposit has arrived!"

"It's almost there!"

Qu Xiaoyun imitated his partner and said: "Deposit my money into this girl's account! After depositing, the bank staff saw that your girlfriend is very beautiful, so they praised her. After hearing this, your girlfriend is very happy and wants to work with you." The personnel hugged and ended up hugging for 10 minutes!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Well, my heart is really big." Yang Jiulang curled his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "After returning from the bank, you two will live together!"

"So fast?" Yang Jiulang couldn't believe it.

Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyebrows and said, "They live together in a very beautiful neighborhood, you live in Building No. [-], and she lives in Building No. [-]!"

"Hahaha~~"

"This is cohabitation!" Yang Jiulang was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded and said: "You think so, you still go to others to cook for others every day, and after cooking, go home and think about how to solve the parents' affairs!"

"Pfft~"

"I'm telling the truth." Yang Jiulang shook his hands.

"Six months have passed in a flash. On this day, Yang Jiulang was lying at home watching TV, watching "Animal World" at twelve o'clock at night, and there was a sentence in it-the mating season is here. Yang Jiulang sat up after listening, yes, I Someone with a girlfriend!" Qu Xiaoyun slapped his thigh.

Yang Jiulang was furious: "I watched "Animal World" as porn, and I didn't remember it until half a year ago!"

"Applause!!!"

The audience laughed and booed.

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up and explained: "You are pure and kind!"

"I'm too simple!" Yang Jiulang curled his lips.

"Thinking of this, Yang Jiulang picked up the room key and went to his girlfriend's house in Building [-]. When he opened the door, he saw his girlfriend lying with a young man!" Qu Xiaoyun frowned.

"Huh!"

"Yang Jiulang was stunned, and the two greeted him—Happy April Fool's Day!" Qu Xiaoyun waved.

"I believe it?" Yang Jiulang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "I believe it, take it home and go to sleep."

"Hahaha~~"

"This matter is over?" Yang Jiulang asked unwillingly.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head, and then continued: "It's not over. Five months later, you were walking side by side with this girl, and you suddenly stopped and said to her—we are all adults, don't take anyone else for granted. Be a fool, you think I'm heartless! That day you told me Happy April Fool's Day, I was so kind to you, how could you lie to me, that day is May [-]st, not April Fool's Day!"

"Applause!!!"

The burden rang, and the audience in the audience was rocking with laughter.

Yang Jiulang's forehead turned green with anger: "I'll fuck you, I didn't realize it until five months later, aren't you stupid?"

Qu Xiaoyun didn't know what was wrong, and continued to talk with a smile: "When Yang Jiulang got angry, he put the watermelon knife on the roadside on his neck - said, is it April Fool's day or not!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Okay, I'm still struggling with this!" Yang Jiulang looked helpless.

"It's a matter of time, my friend is here!" Qu Xiaoyun said with an accentuated tone.

Yang Jiulang excitedly said: "After talking for a long time, my friend has finally appeared!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "I passed by there, and when I called you, when you turned around, the watermelon knife was scratching your neck!"

"Hahaha~~"

"it is good!!!"

The reversal was so sudden that the audience in the audience filled their brains with the picture, and couldn't stop laughing. They all laughed and gave applause and applause.

Yang Jiulang was also happy after hearing this: "Well, I didn't guess that, I thought I would die at the hands of that woman!"

"I'm sad, and your girlfriend is also sad, crying in my arms!" Qu Xiaoyun said sadly, Le's mouth almost grinned to the ears.

"Hahaha~~"

With his hands behind his back, Yang Jiulang stared at his small eyes and said, "That person was you that day, right? You two have discussed it!"

"not me."

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and shook his head: "After two hours, I was really tired and pushed her away!"

"You don't push if you're not tired." Yang Jiulang understood him clearly.

Qu Xiaoyun patted his chest, and returned to the topic: "As your good friend, I want to handle your funeral, we two are close friends!"

"Oh, Ganqing is such a cutthroat." Yang Jiulang was not satisfied.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to give an example: "There is also a kind of friendship called Wangnian, the two people are not the same age, but they get along well!"

"Correct!"

"Take us as an example. I am a 20-year-old boy, and you are a 70-year-old cross talk artist!"

"The age gap is really not small." Yang Jiulang curled his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up to his partner: "A 70-year-old artist with both virtue and art, you appear in Tianqiao Square every afternoon at three o'clock in the afternoon, talking about cross talk in the open air!"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"I'm already an artist, and I still talk about cross talk in the open air?" Yang Jiulang asked angrily.

Qu Xiaoyun explained solemnly: "If you don't go there and say it, you have nowhere to say it!"

"What kind of artist am I!" Yang Jiulang was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun praised: "I plan to talk about cross talk there every day. The audience likes you, and a large number of fans surround you. Make these six people happy!"

"Hahaha~~"

There were bursts of laughter from the audience.

"As an artist, I only talk about cross talk with six people?" Yang Jiulang was furious.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "There is still a pregnant woman here, or else there would be five people."

"Well, I'm too good." Yang Jiulang said speechlessly.

"You're good, you just talk about the new cross talk, praise the professor, praise the teacher, praise the principal, the audience loves to listen to it very much, but while you are talking, a group of urban management came and almost beat you to death!" Qu Xiaoyun said this very sad.

"Why did you hit me?" Yang Jiulang didn't understand.

Qu Xiaoyun explained with a smile: "Because you didn't praise the urban management!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Okay!"

After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "Next time you will have a long memory. When you go there, praise the city management first. The audience loves to hear it. Throw a lot of money and throw it on the ground with a clang!"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"It's all change?" Yang Jiulang curled his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head and made five gestures with his hands: "There are also people throwing a whole bundle of money, 5000 million!"

"So many?" Yang Jiulang was delighted.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded and said with a smile: "After throwing it away, set it on fire and burn it!"

"Okay!"

Yang Jiulang opened his eyes angrily: "I threw all the Ming coins over, what I said is too good!"

"Hahaha~~"

"it is good!!!"

When the burden rang, the audience laughed and laughed and gave applause and applause.

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　I wish you all a happy and prosperous 2022! ! !
　　
　
(End of this chapter)