Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 242

After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun encouraged: "Although you are 70 years old, I didn't expect you to have good luck!"

"Is there still luck at seventy? Which old lady?" Yang Jiulang curled his lips.

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head, and said seriously: "The 20-year-old girl has her eyes on you!"

"Hey, what does the 20-year-old girl like about me?" Yang Jiulang asked in disbelief.

Qu Xiaoyun smirked and teased: "It seems that you don't take a bath anymore!"

"Fuck you, think of me as Su Daqiang!" Yang Jiulang smiled and pushed him.

"Pfft~"

The stalk of the popular drama back then was familiar to the audience, and they laughed and applauded.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and waved his hands: "I just made a little joke, the little girl saw that your cross talk is good, it will make people happy!"

"Oh, it's possible." Yang Jiulang reluctantly nodded.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "He is a 20-year-old girl with a yellow flower, and you are a 70-year-old yellow flower boy!"

"Hey, I've kept my body like a jade until I'm seventy, so I have to be called an old boy!" Yang Jiulang curled his lips.

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "You two got married in a flash, and had a Chinese-style wedding, the kind of bridal chamber!"

"Hey, it's quite particular." Yang Jiulang praised.

"As a good friend of Wangnian, I went to participate, and I was about to enter the bridal chamber. Yang Jiulang came to me and asked me to do something." Speaking of which, Qu Xiaoyun showed a wicked smile.

Yang Jiulang squinted his small eyes, as if he had seen through everything: "What's the matter? I don't need your help in the bridal chamber!"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head, with a look of contempt on his face: "What are you thinking! You don't know how to read, and you still want to have a more cultural atmosphere in the bridal chamber, so I took out a piece of paper with four sentences written on it from my pocket, let me teach you Nian Nian, when you are in the bridal chamber, recite it for outsiders to hear, it will show that you are educated!"

"Oh, I'm already talking about old artists of cross talk. I don't know the characters yet. The level of education in this line of work is not high!" Yang Jiulang smiled wryly.

"Hahaha~~"

When the burden rang, the audience in the audience was laughing, and the brothers who were sitting on the bench were also happy.

Yang Jiulang responded well, and Yu Qian ordered Gao Xiaobei to give him a point too.

Qu Xiaoyun patted his chest and said: "As a good friend, I have to help you. The four sentences are very simple, and they are all vernacular - the young master salutes in front of the bed, the family thank you and return the gift, take off the boots and hats and the blue shirt, and the red shirt is red. Aya was hit for a joke! After teaching, you will know it!"

"Wait a minute, what does it mean that Hong Ling was caught?" Yang Jiulang stretched out his hand to stop her.

"The ones you got married were red, why don't you understand that!" Qu Xiaoyun explained with a look of disgust.

Yang Jiulang nodded: "Oh, what about joking?"

Qu Xiaoyun shyly said: "You will know after you take it off!"

"Applause!!!"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience became energetic when they heard this, and all laughed and booed.

"Hey, who are the people who came to listen to cross talk today..."

Qu Xiaoyun looked at the audience and curled his lips, and then continued: "After Yang Jiulang learned it, he started to recite it when he entered the bridal chamber—Young master lost his body in front of the bed!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Okay!" Yang Jiulang was also happy after hearing it.

Qu Xiaoyun continued with a smile: "The family returned the gift no matter what, and took off their boots, cap, blue shirt and pants!"

"Applause!!!"

The ringing of burdens one after another filled the joyful atmosphere of the scene. There is no doubt that this opening was very good, and it brought a lot of pressure to the actors who came on stage next, and they were afraid that they would not be able to handle the cold scene.

"Good guy, I've perfected it." Yang Jiulang curled his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun scratched his head, and meditated: "Yang Jiulang really can't remember the last sentence. He went out to find me. I can't leave it alone. I went into the bridal chamber and demonstrated the full version. I came out early the next morning. Yang Jiulang fell asleep in the courtyard."

The audience was amused again.

"Good guy, did you finish all the jokes for me?" Yang Jiulang's nose twisted in anger.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, "Then take a look, I will help you till the end!"

"I'll fuck you, show you off!" Yang Jiulang pushed him angrily.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "Yang Jiulang just woke up in the courtyard, someone came to look for him, and asked him to perform abroad, and he left for five years!"

"Hey, ask your wife to present your son?" Yang Jiulang curled his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head and explained: "The main reason is that the money given is too much. Yang Jiulang, a money fan, immediately left with him, and came back five years later. He was very happy after returning, because the child is four years old!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Okay!" Yang Jiulang was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun pointed to his ring finger and said, "Yang Jiulang came back with a present, a ring that can detect lies."

"It's too high-end, the ring can detect lies." Yang Jiulang praised.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded and said, "Yang Jiulang took it on for a demonstration first—I lived a very happy life abroad! The ring is beeping!"

"I lied."

"Then his wife--I miss my husband so much! The ring beeps again!"

"Don't think about me at all."

"Finally it's my turn - the kid has nothing to do with me! The ring blew up!"

"I'll fuck you!" Yang Jiulang smiled and pushed him.

"Hahaha~~"

"it is good!!!"

The joke was very good, and the audience loved it, and they all laughed and gave warm applause.

After the two bowed, they went backstage to rest.

The remaining three groups performed on stage one after another.

In a blink of an eye, the performance session ended, and Guo Degang and Yu Qian took the stage with a group of apprentices.

There was another burst of applause from the audience.

Guo Degang asked with a smile: "Aren't you happy listening to cross talk?"

"happy!"

The audience in the audience responded in unison.

"Which group performance do you like best?"

The audience is chaotic, everyone likes everyone.

Guo Degang nodded after listening, and pointed to Qu Xiaoyun and Yang Jiulang: "Today, I like the "On Friends" performed by the two of them the most. I have talked about this joke with Mr. Yu before, but they changed it better. Not only did it add the fresh burden of Su Daqiang, but also added the jokes in the stand-up comic "Qing Qing Misunderstood Me, I Misunderstood Qing Qing", which is better than our version!"

After speaking, he made comments on the other apprentices one by one.

After the comments, it was time to vote again. The audience lined up in an orderly manner and went to the stage to vote for their favorite characters one by one.

With the final number of votes plus the commission coupons and the bonus and subtraction points of the two blackboards, Luan Dangdang's old team was disbanded, and Zhang Helun, who had the highest number of votes, became the new captain.

After some consideration, Zhang Helun chose Wang Jiulong, Shang Jiuxi, and Zhang Jiunan as team members.

Guo Degang smiled and said: "Some are happy and some are sad. The red ones are sent away and the green ones are sent away. No matter which team you are in, you must work hard. Let us congratulate Qu Xiaoyun's team for winning this round , come on, drink a glass of victory as the captain!"

"it is good!"

Qu Xiaoyun took the sponsor's drink, played with flowers, and spun one.

Finally, in the room of laughter, the fifth issue of the second season of "Deyun Douxiaoshe" ended.

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(End of this chapter)