Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 243 I have a plan to break Deyun
Half of the second season of "Deyun Douxiaoshe" has been recorded. Since two episodes were filmed, it took a long time to organize and produce. The remaining five episodes will start recording in a month.

A group of actors from the Deyun Club returned to the hotel to rest, and were preparing to fly back to Tianjin the next day. The master intended to teach the newly recruited Dragon Character Science students a lesson.

In the first season of Tuanzong, Lao Guo said that the quality of Yunzike was the lowest, because there was no one who used it at the time, and he was going to lead Longzike himself while he still had energy.

Lao Guo also said in an interview with the media that currently officially included in the family tree, Yunzike has 36 apprentices, Cranezike has [-] apprentices, Jiuzike has [-] apprentices, Xiaozike has seven apprentices, and Longzike will be The last batch of large-scale enrollment, Tengzi and Sizi, plans to accept ten people for each subject, and plans to accept one person who is destined for Haizi, as a closed disciple.

Therefore, taking advantage of the time this time, I am going to take my apprentice with me.

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Inside the Ice City Hotel.

Qu Xiaoyun and Qin Xiaoxian are about the same age, and they are fellow villagers, so they can play together, and they often get tired of being together after recording programs outside.

The two talked a lot during the day, and they talked very little when they returned to the hotel, but they didn't feel embarrassed about each other. They were eating fried chicken takeaway, drinking fat house happy water, swiping short videos on Weibo, and sending out giggles from time to time laughter.

Needless to say, Qu Xiaoyun’s figure is not as good as it used to be now, she is a little bit fatter, and her work and rest are not as regular as before when running around the country. As a foodie, if you change places to shoot, you have to try local snacks, and sometimes there is nothing to eat You can’t choose, the food for the crew is prepared for you, it’s hypocritical and wasteful not to eat this or not to eat that.

Qu Xiaoyun, No.60 this year, decided to eat this fried chicken six times and resume fitness from tomorrow.

Really fragrant!

"Hahaha, this is so funny, I sent it to you, take a look, and take a look at the hot comments!" Qin Xiaoxian patted Erlang's leg, Le's eyes narrowed.

"It's so funny!"

Qu Xiaoyun put down the popcorn chicken in his hand, wiped his mouth, and clicked on the video he sent, saying that the video was actually a picture, and the title was how to spend five yuan for a month.

God replied - spend five yuan to buy a pack of Flammulina velutipes and cycle for a month.

Hot review - this trick doesn't work, I tried it, and the enoki mushroom was a bit bitter the third time.

"Pfft~"

"Hahaha, there's something about this!!!"

Qu Xiaoyun could not close his mouth from ear to ear after watching the music, and soon he was brought in to watch the short video non-stop. In fact, he didn’t want to watch short videos. Once he watched the short video, he couldn’t stop easily, and a lot of time was wasted. How delicious it is to spend an hour and a half of short video time to watch a movie.

brush brush...

Qu Xiaoyun was stunned: "Brother Qin, I saw a colleague talking about cross talk on the short video..."

"Hey, isn't that normal? I haven't seen the world, so I'm making such a fuss!" Qin Xiaoxian put down his legs and lay down on the bed with a look of disgust.

"female……"

Qin Xiao sat up idle: "Bring it here and let me have a look!"

"You're still talking about me, look, I sent it to you if you were in a hurry!" Qu Xiaoyun gave him a blank look.

"Huh!"

Qin Xiaoxian's eyes widened in surprise: "It's so beautiful, this one looks like an aunt in the past!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "I have also learned a lot, so I know that women who talk about cross talk can wear cheongsam!"

"It's also the first time I've seen her. She's wearing a bracelet and a piece of jade around her neck, isn't she a bit of an amateur?" Qin Xiaoxian asked with some uncertainty.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head: "Master said that actresses are allowed."

Indeed it is.

Come on stage, even the suit is made of gold, the more the audience look at him, the more panicked he is, he looks at the ticket and the watch, always thinking that I bought the watch, he must be distracted, that's why the old man The husband asked to explain the reason why watches and rings are not allowed to be worn when cross talk is on stage, even glasses are not allowed to be worn.

But the rules are set by people and changed by people. The rules of wearing glasses are not so strict. For example, Mr. Ma has always worn glasses, and no one picks them. But taking Deyun Club as an example, they basically don’t know how to wear glasses Those on stage, including myopic brothers and sisters.

Actresses are actually different when wearing jewelry or watches. For example, one who sings drums and three-stringed strings can wear a big ring and a big gold necklace. The audience is very happy when they see the tickets. I bought this for her!
To put it bluntly, it is a problem of audience psychology.

They watched this clip of a crosstalk actor named Boss Hua, and the audience was so funny.

Boss Hua: "What program do you want to watch?"

The audience in the audience said in unison: "Big stones in the chest!!!"

The female comedian broke a big stone in her chest. Isn't that nonsense, but the audience was very happy after shouting like this, and felt happy to take advantage of it.

Netizens also admire this flower boss very much. It is beautiful in exaggeration and good in singing, but the most popular comment is-I have a plan, which can break Deyun!

During the joke, it also brought out the strength of Deyun Society.

Qu Xiaoyun and Qin Xiaoxian thought it was very fresh after watching it, but at the same time they felt that it was not easy for a female comedian to be in this industry. , that's even worse.

"Go to my house to sing an opera, if you don't go, the troupe will be ruined for you!"—Chuang Guandong, Xian'er.

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The next day, the actors of Deyun Club returned.

Xiaomeng from Acheng didn't go back, so he took the opportunity to go back to his hometown to have a look. Shaobing and Cao Heyang, who are both from Hei province, also went back to their hometown.

The other brothers who got married also took advantage of the holiday to go home and have fun with their wives and children. Only Qu Xiaoyun and Qin Xiaoxian accompanied Guo Degang to Jincheng.

Take a day off.

the next day.

Guo Degang took his two apprentices to the Jincheng Deyun Club to see the students of the Dragon Characters Department.

Qu Xiaoyun and Qin Xiaoxian, who used to be the lowest in seniority, have also been promoted to senior brothers after having the Dragon Character Division. In order to leave a good impression on the juniors, the two of them took care of themselves today.

Master Hou is not here, today's queen driver is Lao Qin, driving a Maserati.

Arrived at the backstage of Jincheng Deyun Club.

Qu Xiaoyun and Qin Xiaoxian looked at each other, both of them were dumbfounded, only one person came backstage, it seemed to be today's Longzi science student, but she was actually a little girl!
The little girl wore a light-colored cheongsam, light makeup, and a ball head. She was about 1.6 meters tall and had a bun face. She was not particularly beautiful, but she was cute and pleasing.

The little girl is putting together messy things in the background. It seems that she has been in the background for a while, and beads of sweat are hanging on her forehead.

in fact.

Guo Degang came late on purpose today, just to see how the students he was going to see looked like while waiting. He guessed that he was young and should be playing with his mobile phone, but unexpectedly he was helping to clean the backstage.

This detail is a plus. After all, when Lao Guo chooses his apprentices, the most important thing is character!
Be a man first, then art!
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(End of this chapter)