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Chapter 247 The Disadvantages of Talking to Girls About Cross Talk
Chapter 247 The Disadvantages of Talking to Girls About Cross Talk
After a short performance.
Qu Xiaoyun didn't know what was going on inside the girl in front of him. In this kind of occasion where there was no audience, performing for Master at such a close distance, he felt a lot of pressure in his heart.
On the stage, the audience can still laugh or boo from time to time, but now there is no reaction at all in the backstage, just Lao Qin has a smile on his face, I don’t know if the master’s face is intentional, to put pressure on the exercise Mentality, looks like I owe him money, I can only try my best to look at the peach on the top of his head, to distract attention and nervousness.
……
"Who has been dead for ten years!" Qu Xiaoyun stared.
Zhao Yunyi smiled and patted him on the shoulder: "Pat the dirt on your body!"
"Go, stand here, don't talk nonsense!" Qu Xiaoyun dodged away with a look of disgust.
"It doesn't mean anything else, just that you look mature and stable!" Zhao Yunyi praised with a thumbs up.
"That's right!" Qu Xiaoyun nodded.
Zhao Yunyi smiled and continued: "You are really good, you are handsome, and you are good at talking about cross talk. Everyone who comes here today understands cross talk!"
"I like this art!" Qu Xiaoyun praised.
"Traditional culture is good, it is passed down from generation to generation!"
"This is the wisdom of the old man!"
Zhao Yunyi changed the subject, waved her hands and said, "But I think there is no need to pass on some old things!"
Qu Xiaoyun pondered for a while and asked, "Give me an example!"
Zhao Yunyi nodded, and gave an example: "For example, there is no need to pass on the word 'face-to-face'!"
Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand and said with a different point of view: "No, no, I don't agree with your point of view. I think there is definitely a reason why astrology can be passed down to this day!"
"You still believe in this?" Zhao Yunyi's expression changed, showing disgust.
Qu Xiaoyun nodded, disapprovingly said: "Yes, that's what I believe!"
Zhao Yunyi waved her hand: "It's all superstitious and deceitful. If you haven't encountered it, you will be fooled if you encounter it!"
"I don't believe it!" Qu Xiaoyun shook his head.
"Don't believe me, I've learned this before!" Zhao Yunyi put her hips on her hips, with a smug expression on her face.
"Then show me!" Qu Xiaoyun moved his face a little closer.
Zhao Yunyi nodded: "Okay, but there is a request, the spirit is the spirit, if it doesn't work, call it out, don't care about my face!"
"can."
Just after finishing speaking, Qu Xiaoyun smirked and shouted: "It doesn't work!"
"It doesn't work, I haven't said it yet!"
Zhao Yunyi rolled his eyes at him, looked him up and said, "From your appearance, there is only one father in your family, right?"
"Pfft~"
Qin Xiaoxian on the side laughed when he heard this.
Qu Xiaoyun nodded speechlessly: "Yes..."
"Don't hesitate, think carefully!" Zhao Yunyi smiled and continued to make up the knife.
Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand angrily: "No hesitation, don't think about this thing!"
Zhao Yunyi pursed her big mouth and said proudly: "You just say that I am not good enough!"
"Ling..." Qu Xiaoyun pressed the fire.
Zhao Yunyi looked at his face, and continued: "I can see that your father and your mother are not raised by the same mother!"
"nonsense!"
Qu Xiaoyun fled and blurted out.
Zhao Yunyi stretched out her hand to stop her and said, "Don't swear, I'm right!"
"Yes, you are such an expert!" Qu Xiaoyun looked disgusted.
"Okay, I'm going to ask a series of questions!"
Zhao Yunyi nodded in satisfaction, and continued to ask: "You either have a brother or a sister, you have a brother or a sister, or you must be the brother!"
"Yes, I have an older brother!" Qu Xiaoyun looked helpless.
Zhao Yunyi nodded, looked at her chin, and continued to count: "Your brother is older than you!"
"right……"
"Your brother is older than you, but no matter how old you are, he can't surpass your father!" Zhao Yunyi said firmly.
"nonsense!"
Qu Xiaoyun couldn't bear it anymore, and complained: "Older than my father, that's my uncle!"
"How? Are you sure?"
Zhao Yunyi pursed her lips, very proud.
Qu Xiaoyun sighed, and complained: "Sure, you're making fun of me! You're telling the truth!"
Zhao Yunyi turned around and said: "I tell you, everyone, listening to my cross talk is not in vain. If you meet this kind of face outside, you will know it. It's all a lie. Remember it. This is not the case in real face reading, you should first look at the palmistry!"
"Yes!" Qu Xiaoyun praised.
Zhao Yunyi stretched out her hand: "Come on, let me take a serious look at you, show me your palm!"
Qu Xiaoyun stretched out his hand, and after stretching out, he realized: "The claws are like words!"
Zhao Yunyi grabbed his hand and explained solemnly: "It's said in the photo book, if you don't look at the face, you can't teach the law!"
"never heard of that!"
Qu Xiaoyun curled his lips: "I'll change it for you, if you tell me you don't look at the face, you must not teach it!"
"Wait a minute, let me give you some advice!"
Guo Degang raised his fan and interrupted: "Student Zhao, if you grab his wrist to look at it, if you grab his hand to look at it, the audience in the audience will make a fuss when they see it. Maybe they will say that you two hold hands. That's not good, right?"
"it is good……"
After hearing this, Zhao Yunyi's face turned red and she nodded shyly.
Qu Xiaoyun didn't think about that at first, and felt a little embarrassed when the master brought it up. He thought that when an actress and an actor were paired up, it would be really troublesome to meet the boisterous audience.
Fortunately, the face-to-face is not a close look, otherwise the audience would have to shout "kiss one".
Simply adjusted it.
Zhao Yunyi grabbed his wrist, and then said: "Look at the three lines first, the three lines of heaven, earth and wealth! They are the lifeline, career line, and love line!"
"Oh!" Qu Xiaoyun nodded half-understanding.
Zhao Yunyi pointed to his palm and said, "But I don't look at this, I look at the one in the middle!"
"This is?"
"Some people have this, some don't, it's called Chong Sha Wen!"
Zhao Yunyi put her hands behind her back, and said with reason and evidence: "It is very clear in the photo book that there are Chongsha lines across the palm, and the young man must be lonely and poor. If you ask when you will be rich, you will get rid of your husband, and you will have to marry another one." people!"
"What do you mean?" Qu Xiaoyun didn't understand.
Zhao Yunyi explained in a simple way: "Let's put it this way, after your man died, you were a little sad, but..."
Qu Xiaoyun frowned, and stretched out his hand to stop him: "Come on, you still know each other, you can't even tell the difference between a man and a woman!"
"It's clear!" Zhao Yunyi disagreed.
"My man's woman?" Qu Xiaoyun pouted and asked.
"Female!" Zhao Yunyi said firmly.
"Why am I a woman?"
"Don't make me ask!"
Zhao Yunyi frowned slightly, and asked impatiently: "Which hand do you have to extend when you reach out to the left and right of the man?"
"You tell me if I stretched it wrong, it's over! I'll change it!"
Qu Xiaoyun looked disgusted, retracted his right hand, and stretched out his left hand!
"You stretched out a woman's hand, so I'll just treat it as a woman's hand!"
After Zhao Yunyi refuted, she observed carefully, and praised: "Good hands!"
"Why not bad?" Qu Xiaoyun asked curiously with the corners of his mouth raised.
Zhao Yunyi replied with a smile: "They can all be separated!"
"Nonsense, it can't be separated from the duck!"
……
(End of this chapter)
After a short performance.
Qu Xiaoyun didn't know what was going on inside the girl in front of him. In this kind of occasion where there was no audience, performing for Master at such a close distance, he felt a lot of pressure in his heart.
On the stage, the audience can still laugh or boo from time to time, but now there is no reaction at all in the backstage, just Lao Qin has a smile on his face, I don’t know if the master’s face is intentional, to put pressure on the exercise Mentality, looks like I owe him money, I can only try my best to look at the peach on the top of his head, to distract attention and nervousness.
……
"Who has been dead for ten years!" Qu Xiaoyun stared.
Zhao Yunyi smiled and patted him on the shoulder: "Pat the dirt on your body!"
"Go, stand here, don't talk nonsense!" Qu Xiaoyun dodged away with a look of disgust.
"It doesn't mean anything else, just that you look mature and stable!" Zhao Yunyi praised with a thumbs up.
"That's right!" Qu Xiaoyun nodded.
Zhao Yunyi smiled and continued: "You are really good, you are handsome, and you are good at talking about cross talk. Everyone who comes here today understands cross talk!"
"I like this art!" Qu Xiaoyun praised.
"Traditional culture is good, it is passed down from generation to generation!"
"This is the wisdom of the old man!"
Zhao Yunyi changed the subject, waved her hands and said, "But I think there is no need to pass on some old things!"
Qu Xiaoyun pondered for a while and asked, "Give me an example!"
Zhao Yunyi nodded, and gave an example: "For example, there is no need to pass on the word 'face-to-face'!"
Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand and said with a different point of view: "No, no, I don't agree with your point of view. I think there is definitely a reason why astrology can be passed down to this day!"
"You still believe in this?" Zhao Yunyi's expression changed, showing disgust.
Qu Xiaoyun nodded, disapprovingly said: "Yes, that's what I believe!"
Zhao Yunyi waved her hand: "It's all superstitious and deceitful. If you haven't encountered it, you will be fooled if you encounter it!"
"I don't believe it!" Qu Xiaoyun shook his head.
"Don't believe me, I've learned this before!" Zhao Yunyi put her hips on her hips, with a smug expression on her face.
"Then show me!" Qu Xiaoyun moved his face a little closer.
Zhao Yunyi nodded: "Okay, but there is a request, the spirit is the spirit, if it doesn't work, call it out, don't care about my face!"
"can."
Just after finishing speaking, Qu Xiaoyun smirked and shouted: "It doesn't work!"
"It doesn't work, I haven't said it yet!"
Zhao Yunyi rolled his eyes at him, looked him up and said, "From your appearance, there is only one father in your family, right?"
"Pfft~"
Qin Xiaoxian on the side laughed when he heard this.
Qu Xiaoyun nodded speechlessly: "Yes..."
"Don't hesitate, think carefully!" Zhao Yunyi smiled and continued to make up the knife.
Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand angrily: "No hesitation, don't think about this thing!"
Zhao Yunyi pursed her big mouth and said proudly: "You just say that I am not good enough!"
"Ling..." Qu Xiaoyun pressed the fire.
Zhao Yunyi looked at his face, and continued: "I can see that your father and your mother are not raised by the same mother!"
"nonsense!"
Qu Xiaoyun fled and blurted out.
Zhao Yunyi stretched out her hand to stop her and said, "Don't swear, I'm right!"
"Yes, you are such an expert!" Qu Xiaoyun looked disgusted.
"Okay, I'm going to ask a series of questions!"
Zhao Yunyi nodded in satisfaction, and continued to ask: "You either have a brother or a sister, you have a brother or a sister, or you must be the brother!"
"Yes, I have an older brother!" Qu Xiaoyun looked helpless.
Zhao Yunyi nodded, looked at her chin, and continued to count: "Your brother is older than you!"
"right……"
"Your brother is older than you, but no matter how old you are, he can't surpass your father!" Zhao Yunyi said firmly.
"nonsense!"
Qu Xiaoyun couldn't bear it anymore, and complained: "Older than my father, that's my uncle!"
"How? Are you sure?"
Zhao Yunyi pursed her lips, very proud.
Qu Xiaoyun sighed, and complained: "Sure, you're making fun of me! You're telling the truth!"
Zhao Yunyi turned around and said: "I tell you, everyone, listening to my cross talk is not in vain. If you meet this kind of face outside, you will know it. It's all a lie. Remember it. This is not the case in real face reading, you should first look at the palmistry!"
"Yes!" Qu Xiaoyun praised.
Zhao Yunyi stretched out her hand: "Come on, let me take a serious look at you, show me your palm!"
Qu Xiaoyun stretched out his hand, and after stretching out, he realized: "The claws are like words!"
Zhao Yunyi grabbed his hand and explained solemnly: "It's said in the photo book, if you don't look at the face, you can't teach the law!"
"never heard of that!"
Qu Xiaoyun curled his lips: "I'll change it for you, if you tell me you don't look at the face, you must not teach it!"
"Wait a minute, let me give you some advice!"
Guo Degang raised his fan and interrupted: "Student Zhao, if you grab his wrist to look at it, if you grab his hand to look at it, the audience in the audience will make a fuss when they see it. Maybe they will say that you two hold hands. That's not good, right?"
"it is good……"
After hearing this, Zhao Yunyi's face turned red and she nodded shyly.
Qu Xiaoyun didn't think about that at first, and felt a little embarrassed when the master brought it up. He thought that when an actress and an actor were paired up, it would be really troublesome to meet the boisterous audience.
Fortunately, the face-to-face is not a close look, otherwise the audience would have to shout "kiss one".
Simply adjusted it.
Zhao Yunyi grabbed his wrist, and then said: "Look at the three lines first, the three lines of heaven, earth and wealth! They are the lifeline, career line, and love line!"
"Oh!" Qu Xiaoyun nodded half-understanding.
Zhao Yunyi pointed to his palm and said, "But I don't look at this, I look at the one in the middle!"
"This is?"
"Some people have this, some don't, it's called Chong Sha Wen!"
Zhao Yunyi put her hands behind her back, and said with reason and evidence: "It is very clear in the photo book that there are Chongsha lines across the palm, and the young man must be lonely and poor. If you ask when you will be rich, you will get rid of your husband, and you will have to marry another one." people!"
"What do you mean?" Qu Xiaoyun didn't understand.
Zhao Yunyi explained in a simple way: "Let's put it this way, after your man died, you were a little sad, but..."
Qu Xiaoyun frowned, and stretched out his hand to stop him: "Come on, you still know each other, you can't even tell the difference between a man and a woman!"
"It's clear!" Zhao Yunyi disagreed.
"My man's woman?" Qu Xiaoyun pouted and asked.
"Female!" Zhao Yunyi said firmly.
"Why am I a woman?"
"Don't make me ask!"
Zhao Yunyi frowned slightly, and asked impatiently: "Which hand do you have to extend when you reach out to the left and right of the man?"
"You tell me if I stretched it wrong, it's over! I'll change it!"
Qu Xiaoyun looked disgusted, retracted his right hand, and stretched out his left hand!
"You stretched out a woman's hand, so I'll just treat it as a woman's hand!"
After Zhao Yunyi refuted, she observed carefully, and praised: "Good hands!"
"Why not bad?" Qu Xiaoyun asked curiously with the corners of his mouth raised.
Zhao Yunyi replied with a smile: "They can all be separated!"
"Nonsense, it can't be separated from the duck!"
……
(End of this chapter)
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