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Chapter 248 Spit in His Hand
Zhao Yunyi ignored him, pointed to his hand, and explained: "This hand is divided into two parts."

"Which two parts?" Qu Xiaoyun asked.

"The palm and fingers are called the dragon's palm and the tiger. Only the dragon is allowed to swallow the tiger and the tiger is not allowed to swallow the dragon. The dragon who swallows the tiger will enjoy happiness, and the tiger will suffer poverty. The big finger is the king, the last finger is the minister, and the second finger is the master. The four fingers are the guests, the ruler and his ministers are worthy, and the host and guest are equal!"

What Zhao Yunyi said was eloquent, the words were straight and round, and the pauses between sentences and words were very accurate. After Guo Degang read it, a smile could not help showing on his originally stern face.

Zhao Yunyi smirked, broke off his fingers and said, "Put these four fingers away, only one middle finger is left to point like this, don't move!"

"Hey!" Qu Xiaoyun was made a contemptuous gesture, still pointing at himself.

Zhao Yunyi smiled and pointed out: "The eyes look at the nose, the nose looks at the mouth, the mouth looks at the heart, the heart and the mouth are united, and the heart is calm. Anyone who looks at this posture will relieve hatred!"

"It's not as good as Shunliu like this!" Qu Xiaoyun changed it to Lanhua Finger.

"Is it plausible!"

Zhao Yunyi stared: "How can you be joking with Mister!"

"You were kidding me first." Qu Xiaoyun pouted.

"After reading, show your palm!"

Zhao Yunyi spread out her hand, pointed and said: "There are eight palaces of light and eight palaces of darkness in the palm!"

"Tell me!" Qu Xiaoyun praised.

Zhao Yunyi explained earnestly: "Ming eight palaces, 'Qiankan Gen Zhen Xun Li Kundui', dark eight palaces 'Xiusheng hurts Du Jingde and startles', a sunken palm will make a fortune, and a palm that is not sunken will not make a fortune. Close it Eye!"

"Oh."

Qu Xiaoyun closed his eyes cooperatively.

"Oh, tui~~"

Zhao Yunyi spat into the palm of his hand and said seriously: "Hold on, hold on, don't let it escape!"

Guo Degang laughed when he saw this, but he didn't expect the girl to be so relaxed. The girl said that if the cross talk can be done freely, it will be a big plus for the performance.

"What's the matter?"

Qu Xiaoyun closed his eyes, feeling cold in the palm of his hand.

Zhao Yunyi tapped her red lips with the back of her hand, and explained with a smile: "Spitting is not allowed in the theater!"

"I'll go to you!"

Qu Xiaoyun stretched out his hand and leaned against her face: "Then rub against the wall!"

"You call this girl's face a wall?"

Zhao Yunyi's waist was akimbo, and her mouth was pouted, looking very arrogant.

"Then I..."

As soon as the wall was mentioned, Qu Xiaoyun glanced down unconsciously.

"Cough cough!"

Qin Xiaoxian coughed.

Zhao Yunyi came to her senses, pushed his hand away, and said angrily, "Go, don't you want to see it!"

"Look!" Qu Xiaoyun nodded.

"After reading the palm, look at the face!"

Zhao Yunyi pointed to his face and explained: "Faces are divided into five senses!"

"Correct!"

"Everyone, take a look!"

Zhao Yunyi pointed to his face, started from the eyebrows, and introduced in sequence: "This is Dongguan, Xiguan, Nanguan, Beiguan, this is Deshengmen, Madian Bridge, get on the Badaling Expressway, Go to Qinghe, Shahe, Changping County, Nankou, Qinglong Bridge, Kangzhuangzi, Huailai County, Shacheng, Baoan, Xiahuayuan..."

"Stop!"

Qu Xiaoyun stretched out his hand to stop him: "Don't memorize it, what are you talking about, the facial features are not like this!"

"Then what do you mean by facial features?" Zhao Yunyi asked rhetorically.

Qu Xiaoyun pointed to his own face and explained: "Brows, eyes, nose, mouth and ears!"

"Correct!"

Zhao Yunyi nodded: "The eyebrows are the longevity officer, the eyes are the supervisor, the ears are the hearing officer, the nose is the judge, and the mouth is the cashier!"

"Yes."

"One of the five senses is good for ten years of good luck, but one of the five senses is not good for ten years of bad luck!"

"Correct!"

"I'll show you a good look!" Zhao Yunyi became serious.

"Okay, you are troubled!" Qu Xiaoyun replied politely.

Zhao Yunyi pouted after reading it: "First of all, the eyebrows don't grow well!"

When it comes to Qu Xiaoyun's heartbroken: "Yes, some people say that my eyebrows grow too close together!"

Zhao Yunyi shook her head: "It's not close, it's too close!"

"Then what should we do?" Qu Xiaoyun asked with a frown.

Zhao Yunyi gestured, "Move down!"

"Move it under the eyes. That's a four-eyed dog!" Qu Xiaoyun pouted.

Zhao Yunyi shook her head: "It doesn't work if you move it there, you have to move it a lot!"

"Where are you going?"

"Move two and a half feet, based on the fan, and move two and a half feet to the top of the index finger!"

"What's the use of moving here?" Qu Xiaoyun asked incomprehensibly.

Zhao Yunyi stretched out her index finger, rubbed it on her mouth decently, and explained with a smile: "It's convenient to move here to brush your teeth!"

"Hey, save your toothbrush!" Qu Xiaoyun curled his lips after hearing this.

Zhao Yunyi sized her up, then frowned and said, "Your eyes are not good either!"

"Too big?" Qu Xiaoyun asked tentatively.

Zhao Yunyi shook her head: "It's too big, the key is that you are not human eyes!"

"How do you say that?" Qu Xiaoyun frowned.

Zhao Yunyi waved her hand and said soothingly, "It's not cursing, it's written in the photo book that only Tathagata's eyes in the whole world are human eyes, and there are no human eyes left."

"Oh, I've never heard of that."

Qu Xiaoyun understood, and asked curiously, "What's the point?"

Zhao Yunyi nodded and explained: "People with long eyes ascend the throne and sit in the palace, people with phoenix eyes are in charge of Chaoyang, people with tiger eyes are marshals, and people with deer eyes must become monks!"

Qu Xiaoyun grinned: "Oh, then what kind of eyes do I have?"

Zhao Yunyi explained solemnly: "Corn, go to the bathhouse and ask the master to fix it for you!"

"What about a pedicure?" Qu Xiaoyun asked angrily.

Zhao Yunyi smiled and shook her head: "No, corns are the eyes of chickens."

"Oh, chicken eyes."

Zhao Yunyi continued to analyze: "People with corns are aggressive, and people with these eyes are quick-tempered!"

"Eh!"

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand and laughed, "You are wrong, I am slow!"

Zhao Yunyi blurted out: "That means you are a foreign chicken!"

"Okay, all the foreign chickens are out." Qu Xiaoyun curled his lips.

"This is the eyes, after talking about the eyes, let's talk about the nose!"

Zhao Yunyi sized her up and said, "Your nose is a little bit out of alignment, and your nostrils are a bit turned up. This is where the nostrils are turned!" After speaking, she touched Qu Xiaoyun's nostrils with her hand, and then slid it to his lips Put on a touch.

"Pooh!"

"Bah bah bah!"

Qu Xiaoyun was startled. He thought it was just a simple demonstration. He touched his nose and it was over. He didn't expect it to be real. He spat on the ground a few times and said in surprise, "Good guy, after touching your nose, poke it in my mouth." what!"

Guo Degang chuckled, turned his head and said to Qin Xiaoxian: "This girl is really open, the first time we met, after entering the play, I don't care about this or that, and I will act as usual!"

"Yes!"

Qin Xiao nodded with a casual smile: "This girl is too good, she is really suitable for this job, if she develops well, she has the potential to be the next sister Jia Ling!"

Zhao Yunyi wiped her hands, stared and said, "I'll let you taste whether it's salty or not!"

"Pooh!"

Qu Xiaoyun felt dirty, wiped his mouth and complained: "What's the use of me tasting salty or not, I'm here for a meeting!"

"Let's keep talking!"

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(End of this chapter)