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Chapter 249 Zhao Yunyi's eloquence is amazing
"Tsk tsk tsk!"

Zhao Yunyi looked again and said, "Your mouth is even worse!"

"What's wrong?"

Qu Xiaoyun frowned slightly, and asked curiously.

Zhao Yunyi clasped her hands behind her back, and explained in a high-hanging voice: "It's too small! It's better to have a bigger mouth. A big mouth can eat all directions!"

"Which direction?" Qu Xiaoyun continued to ask.

Zhao Yunyi made a figure of eight with her hands, and explained: "East, south, north, east, south, north, and east, west, and north are divided into four, southeast, northeast, southwest, northwest, a total of eight caves, eight directions."

"Oh."

"A big mouth can eat for eight days, but with a small mouth like yours, you can only eat in one direction, only in the west!" Zhao Yunyi finished speaking, revealing two shallow dimples.

"Go!" Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand.

Zhao Yunyi rubbed her chin, then sized her up and said, "Your ears are not good either, it would be great if you could take them off!"

"Take it down?" Qu Xiaoyun's eyes widened in surprise.

Zhao Yunyi smiled and nodded: "Yes, take it off and put it on an iron plate, it can be used as a gong!"

"It's outrageous! Your ears are the gongs, can you take a good look at them!" Qu Xiaoyun said angrily.

"Don't worry!"

Zhao Yunyi coaxed with a smile: "What I just said was about your facial features. Next, I will show you your luck in the fleeting years! Okay?"

"it is good!"

"How old are you this year?" Zhao Yunyi asked.

"25!" Qu Xiaoyun replied.

"Can you count as 51?" Zhao Yunyi scratched her head and discussed with some embarrassment.

"Then why?" Qu Xiaoyun was dumbfounded.

Zhao Yunyi stuck out her tongue and said mischievously, "I'm familiar with the set of words in 51!"

"Pfft~"

Qin Xiao who was on the side was listening to the music.

"go with!"

Qu Xiaoyun looked disgusted, waved his hand and refused: "That's not plausible, you have to rely on me, I can't rely on you!"

"That's fine, then press 25!"

Zhao Yunyi didn't discuss any more, she squinted her eyes, pinched her fingers and said: "Let me figure out what you belong to? Zishu ugly donkey, Yinhu some camel..."

Qu Xiaoyun frowned when he heard this, and stretched out his hand to stop him: "Stop, you have fourteen zodiac signs, two more!"

Zhao Yunyi asked disapprovingly: "Oh, then what do you belong to?"

"Okay, I'll say it myself!"

Qu Xiaoyun gave her a blank look, and said helplessly, "I'm the first one in the Chinese zodiac, Zishu!"

"vegetable?"

Zhao Yunyi gave a thumbs up and praised with a smile: "Purple sweet potato is good, the only vegetable belongs to the zodiac, you are very honored!"

"You're not talking next to each other!"

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand, and re-explained: "I'll give you another popular one, I'm a mouse!"

"Oh, it's a rat!"

Zhao Yunyi squinted her eyes, and counted with her fingers decently: "I figured out that you used to be one year and eight years old, right?"

"This is not nonsense, there are people who jump from seven to nine years old!" Qu Xiaoyun curled his lips.

Zhao Yunyi asked disapprovingly: "You just say it's right!"

"Yes!" Qu Xiaoyun nodded helplessly.

"You were unusual when you were eight years old!" Zhao Yunyi raised her voice and said in surprise.

"What kind of unusual method?" Qu Xiaoyun was very curious.

Zhao Yunyi explained with a serious face: "In 16 years, you will be 24!"

Qu Xiaoyun's nose twisted after hearing this: "Nonsense, can you not make fun of me!"

"I didn't make fun of you!"

Zhao Yunyi waved her hand and asked earnestly: "You were 24 years old, good things happened, think about it?"

Qu Xiaoyun pondered for a while, then nodded: "It's a good thing, I'm in a relationship!"

"Look!"

Zhao Yunyi put her hands behind her back and looked at people with her nose proudly: "How old is your girlfriend?"

"Two years younger than me!" Qu Xiaoyun replied.

"not good!"

Zhao Yunyi frowned, and explained to her: "You two are destined to be different, you should find someone who is older, the older you are, the better, preferably seven or eighty years old!"

"Good guy, why?" Qu Xiaoyun asked incomprehensibly.

Zhao Yunyi explained solemnly: "As the saying goes, a female freshman should hold a golden rooster!"

"What about the sophomore?"

"Hold the honey pot!"

"Junior?"

"Embrace the gold brick!"

"Senior year?"

Zhao Yunyi waved her hand: "Then graduate!"

"Graduation sounds like it!" Qu Xiaoyun stared.

"Anyway, it means that you should marry the eldest daughter-in-law!"

Zhao Yunyi explained in detail: "There is a saying in the photo book that the little daughter-in-law is not good. The money coming is like the Yangtze River, and the money is like the wind and clouds. She holds a rake for money in her left hand and a bottomless box in her right hand. A box, I don’t know which hand is holding the rake, and I don’t know which hand is holding the box. Maybe the left hand is holding the rake and the right is holding the box. Maybe the right hand is holding the rake, and the left hand is holding the box. There is a lot of anger coming from the south..."

This paragraph is about articulate, clear words, fast but not messy speech, Guo Degang was very satisfied after listening, and the corners of his mouth could not help showing a smile.

Qu Xiaoyun stretched out his hand to stop her, and answered her words: "I have an adobe head in my hand, go hit the dog's head."

"Yes!" Zhao Yunyi widened her eyes in surprise and nodded.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "I don't know that the angry adobe head hit the dog's head, and I don't know that the dog's head touched the angry adobe head!"

"it is good!"

Zhao Yunyi flaunted: "If I say one more thing, you will definitely not be able to learn it. A lama came from the south..."

"Stop you!"

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand, and said angrily, "You and I are here to make a tongue twister!"

"Oh... blame me, what did you say just now?"

Zhao Yunyi comforted her with a smile, her smiling eyes were blinking, very flattering.

"What memory! I just mentioned my girlfriend!" Qu Xiaoyun sighed softly, with a helpless expression on his face.

Zhao Yunyi's eyes lit up, and she asked, "You guys fight all the time, don't you?"

"Yes. Bickering all the time!" Qu Xiaoyun said in a rather embarrassing manner.

Zhao Yunyi waved her hand: "Don't deny it, I can see it, she keeps frowning and staring, and her cheeks are bulging, I can't hide it from me!"

"Really!" Qu Xiaoyun was surprised.

Zhao Yunyi put her hands behind her back and pretended: "You are from the Northeast, and you don't have a house in the capital, so you can rent a house, right?"

"Yes!" Qu Xiaoyun couldn't help giving a thumbs up.

Zhao Yunyi rolled her eyes, and then analyzed: "It's not too far from the Beizhan Theater. After going out, it takes three stops by car to reach your home. You live with your girlfriend!"

"Correct!"

"You two fight all the time. Did you and your girlfriend eat fried cakes this morning?"

"Correct!"

"You eat four, your girlfriend eats one!"

"That's right, we're competing!"

"At noon, I ate fried noodles! I forgot fried noodles and just ate noodles!"

"Yes, fried cakes are too sweet!"

"I ate dumplings tonight, and because you didn't put any filling, you two started fighting!"

"Correct!"

Qu Xiaoyun's jaw dropped in shock when all these series of questions were answered, and he held it with one hand in a playful manner.

"Then your monthly rent is more than 4000 yuan. When you enter the house, there is a refrigerator on your right hand with an electric oven on it!"

"Good guy, you know that too!"

"The bedroom is on the left. There is an electronic organ in the bedroom. Next to the electronic organ is the bed!"

"Correct!"

Zhao Yunyi folded her hands behind her back, pursed her lips, and said triumphantly, "There is still a picture of your father hanging in the living room!"

"That's right, how do you calculate so well?" Qu Xiaoyun asked in surprise.

Zhao Yunyi chuckled: "There's no way it won't work, you posted it on Moments!"

Qu Xiaoyun spread his hands together: "Okay, I let you see it!"

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(End of this chapter)