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Chapter 25 Popularity Shows in the Theater

Jincheng stand-up comedy session sealed.

"Next, please enjoy the stand-up comedy, performed by Qu Xiaoyun!"

Qu Xiaoyun took square steps, and as soon as he walked out from behind the scenes, there was a burst of applause from the audience.

"it is good!!!"

"Qu Xiaoyun, I love you!!!"

"I want to give birth to a monkey for you!!!"

He was taken aback by shouting, and glanced down the stage, there were quite a few female fans around the stage, waving flowers and small gifts.

This was something he didn't expect. It was common for theaters to give gifts to actors, and the ones who received the most gifts were Xiao Zhui'er and Qin Xiaoxian, and it took them several minutes to receive gifts.

Although today's battle is far inferior to the two of them, but last time he was on stage alone without any gifts, it can be said to be a qualitative leap.

"I'm tired, thank you everyone."

Qu Xiaoyun accepted flowers and gifts with a smile.

The fans are enthusiastic.

"I made this with my own hands!"

"You sing so well!"

"Can I touch your muscles?"

……

"Little brother, little brother..."

The voice is familiar and very recognizable...

Glancing at the crowd, Zhou Shuyi really came, and she was dressed very beautifully, holding a handful of baby's breath stars in her hand.

Zhou Shuyi squeezed closer from the crowd: "Little brother, I'm here to see you, but I'm going back to Shanghai after the performance."

Qu Xiaoyun took the flowers: "Thank you for coming to join me. If there is a chance to go to Shanghai to perform, I will definitely go and play with you!"

Zhou Shuyi nodded happily: "Okay, do you know what the flower language of the baby's breath is?"

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head.

"Look it up online when you have time!"

"it is good!"

"Thank you everyone!"

After receiving the presents, Qu Xiaoyun bowed to thank the audience, then sat behind the desk, and took out a piece of Xingmu from Master.

"Snapped!"

Xingmu slammed, and he opened his mouth:

"Laughter and flirtatious, it's not that friends don't get together. Only for prostitutes, it's hard to protect their wives and children. They play tricks in front of them, and after they are full of sins, they will be repaid from the beginning. All evils are headed by adultery, so they are promiscuous and promiscuous..."

Xingmu slammed again, waiting to interact with the audience.

The audience booed one after another:

"One check!!!"

"another one!!!"

Qu Xiaoyun was amused: "Everyone likes to watch falling wood so much? Do you know this piece of wood?"

"I don't understand!!!"

"Seeing how uneducated you guys are, let me, a highly educated person, give you some popular science!"

"Applause!!!"

"This piece of wood wakes up the wood, there is a saying that I don't know if you have heard--the king is called the concubine Longdan Fengzhu, Wen holds the shocking hall and Wuhuwei, the precepts shake the altar monk Daojin, and wakes up Yafang closely.

In the past, there was a piece of gentian called gentian in the emperor, and it slapped—the bold and slanderous minister, dragged it down and chopped it off!

The empress has a piece called Feng Zhu, and it slaps loudly - a bitch is hypocritical, come and slap her mouth!

The civil servant's part is called Jingtang, and it slaps—come on, bring down the rogue leader Guo Degang of the Deyun Society! "

"Hahaha!!!"

"A general has a piece called Huwei, an old monk has a piece called Jiegui Zhentan, there is half a piece in a pharmacy, the one used to press medicine is called Yafang, and the one that talks about cross talk is called Qiongpu."

"Hahaha!!!"

Qu Xiaoyun continued to explain:
"There is no rain across the river, and the wind is different for ten miles. Xingmu's throwing method is also slightly different,
Xingmu, the storyteller in Jincheng and Jingcheng, used this style of throwing - so he went to the matchmaker for adultery, "slap", a stroke.

The way of wrestling in the Northeast is - so the matchmaker made a hook, "snap".

The storytellers in Sichuan are very interesting——Zhang Fei, "Pa", Liu Bei, "Pa", Guan Yu, "Pa"! "

"Hahaha!!!"

"Actually, it is used to suppress the audience's words. In the past, the library was quite chaotic. The sound of the Xingmu slammed to tell everyone that the lecture was about to start. Usually, after the slamming, the opening poem would be recited. The opening poem can be related to the next book. The content may or may not be relevant.”

"For example, if you want to talk about a book about adulterous lovers and human lives, you can use today's opening poem headed by all evils. What about books about gold and iron horses? You can use this opening poem..."

"The general was born with courage and boldness, with the Qiushui Yanling Saber across his waist.

The wind blows the drum and the mountains and rivers move, and the flashing flags are high with the sun and the moon.

There are original species of unicorns in the sky, how can the ants in the cave escape.

On the day of Taiping's return, I and the general undressed. "

The audience applauded:

"it is good!!!"

"another one!!!"

Qu Xiaoyun laughed: "Everyone, we're here today, so panic!"

"The general was born with courage and boldness, with a yanling knife on his waist. This poem is from the Ming Dynasty. I don't know if you have seen the movie "Xiuchun Knife". In the movie, the guard in Jinyi holds the Yanling knife!"

"Oh~"

"This poem is so well written, but most of the people's love for the opening poem is to catch up. When you buy a ticket, you don't say a few words to make a fuss. You think it almost means something, don't you?"

"Hahaha!!!"

"right!!!"

"Thank you for everyone's gifts today. This is everyone's praise for me. I am very happy. In the past, this was called a praise!"

"Take opera singers in the past as an example. They turned the tune several times while singing. The audience in the audience saw the actors working so hard, loved them so much, and felt happy. They couldn't express their feelings. What should we do?

I have a ring, bracelet, silver or something in my hand, I take a handkerchief and throw it on the stage to show my love for Jiaoer.

Now everyone can follow suit. I don’t pick any bank cards, car keys, or cash. Just don’t throw bricks on the stage. "

"Hahaha!!!"

"Everyone is willing to throw bricks, and then throw them when my master is on stage, and let him, the king of pits, dig those holes. If each of you throws a brick, my master can build three tile houses after the performance!"

"Hahaha!!!"

"Just kidding everyone, our Deyun Club performances are forbidden to accept expensive gifts. If someone gives it to you, you must return it. Before Zhang Jiuling received a red envelope and wanted to return it to the fans. The fans left, and finally there was no way to donate the red envelope. So everyone If you are willing to give gifts, it is best to send some things you made yourself, what a waste of these flowers, and they are all cheaper than the flower shop in the end, everyone will send popcorn next time!"

"it is good!!!"

Qu Xiaoyun was happy: "If you dare to give it to us, you don't dare to eat it, what if you add a smile and go crazy!"

"Applause!!!"

"Just kidding everyone, where did we talk just now?"

"Holding horns!!!"

"Yes, there are actually some evil people who hold roles, such as those who sing big drums. Oh, this girl sings so well, please have dinner, she is actually some bully, bandit, and local ruffian, and the actors dare not not go, no Go and smash the garden for you, how many actors were ruined in those years..."

Just after finishing speaking, several sisters in the audience laughed and shouted:

"Don't leave after the show!!!"

"I invite you to eat!!!"

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and cupped his hands: "Thank you all sisters for your kind invitation, so many sisters invite me to dinner, I can't stand it..."

"Applause!!!"

Qu Xiaoyun gave the audience a white look: "What are you thinking! I'm talking about my stomach can't stand it."

“We were thinking about the stomach too!!!”

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "That's good, that's good!"

……

　Let Sister Zhou get the box lunch for the time being, and we will have a roundup tomorrow.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)