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Chapter 26 Got a new nickname
Qu Xiaoyun asked: "Everyone, what do you want to hear today?"

As soon as the words fell, a male audience shouted loudly:

"Jin Ping Mei!!!"

(This stand-out shout has the taste of "Ah! Ah!" from the male audience in Jolin Tsai's "Agent J".)
The audience in the audience was amused, and Qu Xiaoyun was also amused.

"Oh, I don't know how to do this, and I haven't learned it before. My master is better at it. Uncle Qian's father, Mr. Wang, has more than 30 versions of Jin Ping Mei, and my master asked my master to borrow more than half of it."

"Applause!!!"

"Ha ha!!!
Qu Xiaoyun thought for a moment, then said, "Today, let me tell you a story that is both familiar and unfamiliar!"

He didn't think about the story because he was thinking about it, but he was holding back and playing tricks, thinking about what kind of story he could use to hook the audience's hearts and livers?After all, it was the last scene. In order to inherit Master's spirit of digging holes and live up to Master's expectation of giving a pie, I had to pick up a small shovel.

The audience in the audience whispered, wondering what kind of medicine he sold in the gourd.

"What is a story that is both familiar and unfamiliar?"

"It's probably "Ji Gong Biography". Mr. Guo said that there is no end to this book."

"Could it be "Zhang Xiaoyi Goes to Nanjing"? Teacher Guo mentioned that the story on the way there is finished, and there will be stories on the way back!"

"I bet it's "Feng Tianqi's Trouble in Tongzhou"!"

Qu Xiaoyun looked at the atmosphere at the scene at this time, and loved it: "Everyone, it's okay, you won't be able to guess until the end of the show, let me give you some hints."

After finishing speaking, he cleared his throat:
the tip of the peach leaf
Willow leaves cover the sky
Ming Hei Gong in his position

listen to me

……

Infatuated woman, this passionate man

Compiled a ditty to explore the Qingshui River~

The audience applauded and applauded:
"it is good!!!"

Qu Xiaoyun clapped his hands in thanks:
"Thank you, didn't you guys always want to hear me sing? Today's box-sealing performance fulfills everyone's wishes. Of course, my singing is not as good as my senior brother's, so everyone should listen to it for fun!"

"I think everyone has guessed it. The story I want to tell today is "Explore the Clear Water River". Most people only know that this is a story of a love affair that happened in BJ, and they don't know much about the details of the story. Today I will share with you Talk about the tragedy of love in this old age."

The audience was very happy to hear it, especially those who like braids:
"it is good!!!"

Seeing the performance of the audience, Qu Xiaoyun was overjoyed. He had already thought about where to dig a hole in the story, and he just waited for the audience to enter the hole.

……

"Clap~"

A piece of Xingmu crackled.

Qu Xiaoyun was happy: "Due to time constraints, I will talk to everyone here today. There is Yan Ruyu in the pit, and there is a golden house in the pit!"

"Applause!!!"

"Hate!!!"

"My master's excuse for digging a hole is - my elder son can earn money to support himself, but my younger son is still young, and I have to rely on these books to raise my younger son.

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm not married yet!I have to point to the book to marry a wife! "

"Applause!!!"

"I marry you!!!"

"Choose me!!!"

Qu Xiaoyun curled his lips: "It's fine if these big sisters call me to marry me, big brothers, please don't take the blame, or you will easily be regarded as King Billy!"

"Hahaha!!!"

Although he dug a hole, but the story he told was really wonderful. The audience booed, but applauded honestly.

When exiting, many fans came to the stage to give gifts.

……

Qu Xiaoyun's performance today was recorded by many fans and posted in a short video.

The Weibo fan support club has gained a lot of fans.

"Ah!!! I really want to finish listening to the story. If he opens Weibo, I'll @ him every day!"

"I don't know when he will perform again, let's collectively petition @郭老师!"

"His master is called King of the Pit, how about we give him a nickname?"

"Okay, collect the top ten nicknames with the most comments and likes to vote for!"

……

After the stand-up comic session was sealed, Qu Xiaoyun got a very down-to-earth new nickname——

【Pit ratio】

……

afternoon.

The capital, the Guo family.

The eight apprentices sat around the mahogany round table and chatted.

Master Guo Degang told his beloved disciples in advance, the details of the group and the list of selected disciples.

Meng Hetang: "Brother Luan, why did you call us here today?"

Luan Dangdang opened his mouth unhurriedly, quite like a housekeeper of Deyun: "You all know "Deyun Fighting Laughter Club", right? The eight of us were appointed as recording members by the master."

"congratulations!"

"Happy together!"

Only Shaobing had her big mouth curled up, sitting wildly, bragging to herself: "It's expected! As the only disciple of Deyun Society, whoever I choose!"

Luan went on to explain: "The program group originally planned to use recording and broadcasting, but considering that there are few shots of everyone in the recording and broadcasting, the director plans to use recording and broadcasting plus live broadcasting to shoot variety shows, and because of the randomness of live broadcasting, This can greatly increase the effect of the variety show, and with the help of the live broadcast platform, it can also play a good role in promoting the show."

Meng Hetang was a little worried: "Although the live broadcast has advantages, the disadvantages are also obvious. After one shot, any accidents may be directly exposed to the audience, and unlike the recording and broadcasting, which can be re-shot if the filming is not good, this live broadcast cannot be reversed! "

Zhang Helun also expressed his opinion: "There are indeed many uncertainties in the live broadcast, but the effect it presents is more in line with the authenticity of reality shows! I guess Yan Min considered joining the live broadcast because of this!"

Luan Dangdang nodded in agreement: "Our Deyun Club's performance itself is a live broadcast, right? Why bother with this? If you can't even handle a live broadcast well, then you don't have to do this job!"

As soon as these words came out, they were all quiet, and were speechless by Luan Dang.

Yang Jiulang asked: "Brother Luan, why is there no Brother Yue? He is our most popular leader!"

"The show has him, and he is a resident guest on the show."

Zhou Jiu was amused: "The program is to select Deyun's new first brother. Brother Yue thinks that he is already the first brother. If he participates in the program, it means denying himself!"

"Haha, it makes sense, makes sense!"

Luan Dangdang: "By the way, when I mentioned Xiaoyue, I remembered something. There are a total of nine people on the list, and there is one whose master has not yet been determined."

Everyone present looked at each other in blank dismay, wondering who the last person was.

Meng Hetang: "I think it's Jiulong, that's my master's nephew!"

Yang Jiulang: "Yes, I think so too!"

Xiao Zhui, who had been silent all this time, denied their opinion: "It definitely can't be Jiulong! Jiulong and Jiuling have always been held together, and they won't be separated and only one person will take it! I think it's Jiuxi."

Yang Jiulang nodded in agreement: "Yes, yes, yes!"

Meng Hetang retorted, "You two-faced man!"

Yang Jiulang was delighted: "I'm sure my partner and I are on the same front!"

Shaobing, who always loves to talk, is very quiet at the moment, counting things with her head down and fingers.

Zhang Helun pushed him beside him: "What are you counting with your fingers? Are your fingers enough? Can I lend you my toes to count?"

"Hahaha!!!"

"I'll go to you!"

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