Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 255
noon the next day.

Qu Xiaoyun set off from home, ready to go to Master Rose Garden's house.

Because when Master was talking about the "Steel Wire Festival" last night, he mentioned that he asked himself to say a single sentence. When he got home, he thought about it in the middle of the night and didn't know which paragraph to say. I don't have a good grasp of it, so I'm going to ask Master.

I chose to go at noon because I planned to have a meal. Master gets up late in the morning, usually around nine o'clock, and eats the second meal in the afternoon, so it is just right to go at noon.

It is not good to go empty-handed. Qu Xiaoyun specially bought the elbow of "Tianfu Hao", which was once Cixi's favorite. It has a history of nearly 300 years and is the most famous soy sauce in the capital.

……

"Boom, boom, boom..." There was a knock on the door.

"Xiao Yun is here?"

"Hey, Master, it's me!"

There are security guards at the villa in the Rose Garden, and the disciples of the Deyun Club that the security guards know do not need to report, and other students will report before entering, so Guo Degang knew in advance that the apprentices were coming.

"Heh, he brought something!" Guo Degang opened the door with a smile.

As soon as the door opens.

Good guy, Qu Xiaoyun almost died, the room smells like shit, very strong.

"Master, the water in your house is broken, why is it so smelly!!!" Qu Xiaoyun frowned, pinching his nose, and asked in a low voice.

Guo Degang smiled and waved his hands: "Hey, you'll know when you come in!"

Qu Xiaoyun hesitated for a while at the entrance of the station before changing his shoes and entering the room. After entering the room, he was shocked...

Yu Qian was also there, eating noodles with relish in the restaurant. Seeing that there were two bowls of noodles on the table, it showed that Master was also eating noodles with the taste.

Qu Xiaoyun asked in surprise: "Master, you don't think this room is smelly, how can you still eat noodles with such a strong smell..."

Yu Qian was happy, pointed to the noodles in the bowl and said, "I'm used to the smell, I can't smell the smell, the smell is the noodles in my bowl!"

Good guy, Qu Xiaoyun seriously suspects that Oli is mixed in the noodles, and the noodles that have been stale for half a month can't smell this way, at most it's a rancid smell.

Guo Degang also sat down to eat noodles now, pointed to the noodles in the bowl, and explained with a smile: "Child, where does the smell come from? This is stinky tofu noodles!"

"Mix noodles with stinky tofu? What kind of immortal way is this?" Qu Xiaoyun's jaw dropped in shock.

"Hahaha, I'll increase your knowledge for you!"

Yu Qian wiped his mouth with a paper towel, and said with a smile, "How did this smell come from? I'll tell you how to do it and you'll know! Put the stinky tofu and soup in a bowl and stir it into a paste. Pour sesame oil, scallion foam, and monosodium glutamate, and pour it over the cooked noodles. The noodles must be pot picks. Li can't stand people anymore!"

Guo Degang continued with a smile: "Teacher Yu's method is very authentic. It is said that in the past, if someone didn't enjoy eating in a restaurant and wanted to find something for this restaurant, it would be hard for the boss to prevent him from having a seat in this restaurant. Just eat like this. People are eating seriously, and the boss doesn't dare to shout!"

Yu Qian persuaded with a smile: "Xiao Yun, I'll give you a bowl to taste, add more sesame oil, it's smelly and stinky, it's delicious!"

"Thank you, sir, I have no luck..."

Qu Xiaoyun's head shook like a rattle, and he couldn't help asking curiously: "Master, if you eat like this, can Master and Guo Fenyang bear it?"

"Whoa!"

Guo Degang explained: "My mother and I went back to our mother's house to visit, and the nanny went to buy vegetables. Just in time, your uncle came and said that he was hungry. I said wait for the nanny to come back to cook. Your uncle can't wait, so he did it himself. I'm hungry too, let's eat a bowl together!"

"..."

……

After the two finished their noodles, Qu Xiaoyun explained the purpose of this trip: "Master, at the Steel Wire Festival, I want to talk about a book about gold and iron horses. The problem of city siege."

"Hey, this kid Xiaoyun is very studious, and he will definitely be successful in the future!" Yu Qian praised with a thumbs up after hearing this.

Hearing the praise, Qu Xiaoyun was delighted: "I'd like to borrow a good word from my uncle!"

Guo Degang nodded: "It is a good thing to study hard. Let me tell you about defending the city first. Mozi once demonstrated that, for example, if there are four thousand soldiers guarding the city, how many people can break the city? 10 people about!"

"Such a disparity in proportion?" Qu Xiaoyun was very surprised.

Guo Degang nodded and continued: "So it is not easy to attack the city. How do you attack the city? First of all, some cities have a moat outside the city, and the kind with a drawbridge. The side defending the city pulls up the drawbridge. We have to find a way to deal with this water, some movies and TV shows encounter this kind of situation, choose to transport soil to fill this river, that is nonsense!"

"Think about how much soil it takes to fill the river. There is an old saying that 'the attack of civil engineering should not be done without authorization'. This kind of work sounds like a layman's job. Pour baskets of soil into the river. It’s like, how can there be a war! In fact, the river is filled with firewood and the like, and it’s a success if you can step on it!”

Qu Xiaoyun listened very seriously.

"There is another way to attack the city is to dig the base of the wall. This city used to be made of adobe. The ground was dug first. After the foundation was dug out, the adobe was built little by little, so the adobe wall was easy to dig. Once dug to a certain extent, as long as you slowly Slowly pull it, if it is broken, it will not be stable, you should pull it, you should push it! Those brick walls shown on TV are all after the Ming Dynasty!"

"Even if it's made of soil, it's not easy to dig. You just carry a shovel and dig? It's so simple. What do people in the city do? They don't spit on you, they don't throw stones at you." Ah, generally there are shed carts for digging walls and attacking cities, and it’s very difficult for people to put the soil on the shed after digging!”

"Master!"

Qu Xiaoyun continued to ask curiously: "I think it's difficult to dig the root of the wall, isn't it all about siege with ladders on TV?"

Guo Degang shook his head and explained: "There is also the ladder you mentioned. It takes a long time to attack a city. It takes a month to make a ladder. After the ladder is made into a model, you have to wrap it with cowhide around it, or people will throw it on it." Everything fell apart when you smashed it, and after wrapping the cowhide, you have to smear it with mud to prevent it from catching fire. In short, it is very troublesome to build a ladder, and if the city is fighting for three days, you don’t need to bother!"

"It seems that movies and TV dramas are all deceiving..." Qu Xiaoyun curled his lips after hearing this.

Guo Degang continued: "There is another way to attack the city is to use crossbows. The crossbow poles used for attacking the city are also long and big. these methods."

"Soldiers defending the city generally use two methods to defend the city. They don't throw stones as big as their heads like in TV dramas and movies. How tiring! One method is archery, and the other is the most used one. The method is to use human excrement, which was called 'golden juice' at that time!"

"The two methods of defending the city are inseparable from 'golden juice'. One is to dip the arrow in the golden juice, which is easy to catch tetanus after piercing someone's body, and the other is to heat the golden juice and pour it down. This requires both the soldiers defending the city and the soldiers attacking the city, so cleanliness is over!"

After listening to it, Qu Xiaoyun felt that it ruined the three views. He didn't expect that the cruel battlefield where swords and soldiers meet would be so dirty. It would be so delicious to boil Ollie in a big pot, and then the soldiers would splash it with a spoon... …

thinking about...

Qu Xiaoyun was suddenly happy: "Master, uncle, I think the effect of mixing noodles with stinky tofu may be better!"

"Hahaha~~"

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(End of this chapter)