Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 256 Fans' carnival, the book is open
Wire Festival a week ago.

All the actors and actresses of the Deyun Club posted on Weibo to promote the annual Steel Wire Festival, and even released a top lineup of performances.

Guo Degang and Yu Qian, Shaobing and Cao Heyang, Gao Feng and Luan Dangdang, Xiao Yueyue and Sun Yue, Xiaozhuan and Yang Jiulang, Meng Hetang and Zhou Jiuliang, Zhang Helun and Lang Heyan, Qu Xiaoyun and Yan Hexiang, Qin Xiaoxian and He Jiuhua.

Host Hou Ye.

The actors of any team can be sold alone. It can be seen that their sincere heart is different from that of other performance groups for profit. For such a gathering of big actors, Deyun Club really does not consider the issue of making money. They just want to To have fun with real fans, fans who support them all year round, so that everyone can be relieved from busy work, this is the happiest thing for the actors of Deyun Club.

Of course, in order to prevent scalpers and prevent the interests of fans from being harmed, various anti-scalper tactics have also been announced on Weibo.

In order to ensure that it is a real tightrope to watch the performance, a questionnaire survey was even adopted, and three basic questions (multiple choice questions) were added, all of which must be answered correctly before tickets can be purchased.

价位分别有1280/980/780/580/380/280/180共七个档位，规定每人仅限购买一张。

Qu Xiaoyun has not been idle in the past few days. He visits Yan Hexiang's house every day to study jokes, and decides to tell the fans about forming a partner on the day of the steel wire festival. Therefore, he takes the show very seriously and often stays there for a whole day.

Of course, there is no whole day of research, and there are also moments of relaxation. Qu Xiaoyun had a motorcycle addiction with his partner Yan Hexiang.

Yan Hexiang not only has the identity of a cross talk actor, but is also a cycling enthusiast. He once rode a motorcycle from the capital to Paris, across the Eurasian continent.

After riding, I feel that this distance is three months if I play continuously, and ten days of riding alone is enough.

Qu Xiaoyun had never ridden a motorcycle before, but after riding it, he realized that the title of "Widow Maker" is well-deserved. Riding this kind of thing is quite dangerous, and it is surprising that the laziest person in the Deyun Club has such perseverance. It seems Interest is really the best teacher.

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September NO.12, the day of Steel Wire Festival.

North Exhibition Theater.

It's five o'clock in the afternoon, two hours before the show.

There are already crowds of people outside the Beizhan Theater, and even the nearby streets are blocked, and the traffic police are dispatched to maintain order, which is comparable to the opening of Jincheng Deyun Club.

In order to maintain order on the scene, a security line has been set up outside the Beizhan Theater. Dozens of security guards in uniform are working hard to maintain order, but compared with the fanatical fans, it seems a drop in the bucket.

Outside the security line, the Deyun girls were at the forefront. They were all holding their mobile phones and waiting for their favorite actors to enter the arena. In order to catch a glimpse of them before the performance, they even came to line up at noon.

……

A commercial vehicle approached slowly, attracting everyone's attention.

The car stopped at the entrance of the theater. Xiao Zhui'er, Yang Jiulang, Qu Xiaoyun and Yan Hexiang were all dressed in casual clothes and peaked caps. When they walked out of the car, there was a lot of screaming.

"Wow!!!"

"Brother Braid, I love you!!!"

"Qu Xiaoyun is so handsome, I want to give birth to a monkey for you!!!"

Several people waved to the fans after getting off the car. Standing on a high place, Qu Xiaoyun looked at the crowd of fans, and couldn't help but think of a sentence that Master once said - I also saw a million soldiers that night!

The participating actors came to the scene one after another, chatted for a while, and then went to the dressing room to put on makeup and prepare for today's performance.

In a blink of an eye, it was a quarter past seven.

Once the lights and the curtain are turned on, Nuoda’s stage is presented in front of the audience, with three big gold characters “Steel Wire Festival” embroidered on the festive red background cloth.

As the curtain opened, the [-] audience members cheered excitedly.

The Deyun Society Steel Wire Festival performance officially begins.

The group debuted at the opening, and the audience gave enthusiastic applause from the first actor on stage.

Guo Degang and Yu Qian stood behind the desk in black embroidered gowns, surrounded by disciples.

"Teacher Guo, I love you!!!"

"Teacher Yu, I love you!!!"

The audience laughed and booed one after another.

Guo Degang was also very happy when he saw it, and said with a smile: "I heard, I heard, there are so many people here, today is a good day, and it is said that it is called the Steel Wire Festival!"

"Yes!" Yu Qian praised with a smile.

Guo Degang clasped his hands and said, "Thank you all for coming to join us. The so-called steel wire festival is the excitement of our own people coming!"

"Correct!"

"There is nothing to repay, and the general level of ability is limited. Guo Degang and Yu Qian brought the actors of Deyun Club to pay tribute to our food and clothing parents. Thank you everyone!"

Guo Degang and Yu Qian led a group of apprentices to bow to the audience.

There was enthusiastic applause again from the audience.

Guo Degang continued with a smile: "The stage is also lively, and the audience is also lively. Generally speaking, there is a small situation at the beginning of this kind of performance. We call it Menliu'er in the industry, and it is called a small opening song to outsiders. Over the years, various I’ve sung a lot of little songs, and the old ones aren’t new anymore, let’s have a fresh one today, shall we?”

"it is good!"

The audience in the audience responded in unison.

Guo Degang nodded: "Then let's sing "Jinshan Temple". Jinshan Temple is the white snake, Xu Xian, Fahai, Xiaoqing, their love story!"

"Pfft~"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"A love story between four people?" Yu Qian asked in surprise.

"It's fun to talk about!"

Guo Degang turned his head and explained to his apprentices: "You have to sing, do you hear me?"

The apprentices nodded.

"The first brand is called Yunsu Diao, come here!"

Holding a folding fan in his hand, Guo Degang sang, "White Snake Xu Xian's marriage will continue!"

"Hey~ya~~" the crowd sang in chorus.

Guo Degang was full of energy and his voice was loud. As soon as he spoke, there were bursts of applause from the audience.

"Swimming in the lake and borrowing an umbrella to match a good match!"

"Hey~ya~~"

"I drank realgar wine during the Dragon Boat Festival!"

"Hey~ya~~"

"It's a big dish in its original form!"

"Hey~ya~~"

"Thanks to Anjizi for his compassion!"

"Hey~ya~~"

"Give me that life-saving pill and go back home!"

"Hey~ya~~"

"Xu Hanwen went to Jinshan to burn incense and fulfill his wish!"

"Hey~ya~~"

"Qingbai Snake is looking for his father to come to the door!"

"Hey~ya~~"

The head card is over.

Guo Degang nodded in satisfaction: "It's a good song. Let's change the brand to this section. It's called Jinzhong, or Monk Sigh!"

"Okay, let's listen!" Yu Qian praised.

Guo Degang sang: "A bright moon is floating in the sky. You must be diligent in dealing with people and things. First of all, you must be filial to your parents, and you must love your compatriots. Brothers and brothers must not be thrown away!"

"My Buddha O Tathagata Om, Om Mani Padme Hum~ah. My Buddha Om Tathagata Om, Om Mani Padme Hum~ah." The crowd sang together.

"The green snake and the white snake alarmed the monk, and all the chanting and sweeping people took a sneak peek. Here comes a big beautiful woman. It's really beautiful. Master hurry up to pick up the guests, so don't miss it."

"I am Buddha Om Tathagata Om, Om Mani Padme Hum~ah. I am Buddha Om Tathagata Om, Om Mani Padme Hum~ah."

"Next, I'll change the brand. It's Fa Hai who saw the goblin. This card is called Qi Kuai Shu!"

After finishing speaking, Guo Degang continued to sing: "Fahai is in the abbot's courtyard, and suddenly there was a lot of noise outside. I told my disciples not to make a fuss, and the monk on duty took the futon. He couldn't stop reciting Shan Zai, and Amitabha recited it several times. Lift your eyes and look up, and you can see the demonic aura turning up and down. Not long after you came to the Daxiong Hall, you saw the two demons and said, you are long-term worms who have obtained the Dao, why bother to love the world? If you listen to Shanren's words Advise, turn back to Mount Emei as soon as possible."

"If you don't listen to Shanren's persuasion, from now on, you will never be able to perm your head, drink alcohol, or smoke~~" After singing this, Guo Degang looked meaningfully at Yu Qian beside him.

"Hahaha~~"

Immediately, the audience laughed again and again.

Yu Qian sang again: "Xiaoqing is in a hurry when he hears it, scold the bald donkey and you listen!" When he sang, he pointed to Guo Degang and responded with a smile.

The audience in the audience was amused again. It is not easy to make the audience laugh during the singing session. It can be seen that the preparations for this steel wire festival have been carefully prepared.

After Yu Qian fought back, he continued to sing: "The monks accuse the Buddha of wearing clothes and relying on the Buddha's food. It is unreasonable for you to occupy your son and father. You imprisoned Xu Xian in the abbot's courtyard. Could it be that you, a monk, can still touch the world with him?"

Guo Degang is not a person who is willing to suffer, he continued to sing with a smile: "Chan Master Fahai hastily got angry, and sacrificed the Qinglong Zen staff to beat Yu Qian!"

"Hahahaha~~"

The audience in the audience laughed up and down and gave warm applause one after another.

"Hey, I was wrong!" Yu Qian stretched out his hand to stop him.

"Hit the demon!" Guo Degang corrected himself with a smile.

"White Snake is not neglectful, the realgar sword is turned up and down. It's a good place, and the monk and the woman have a quarrel. If you know it, the Daluo Jinxian will bring down evildoers. If you don't know, the monk and the sister-in-law will win. It's so ordinary. The water flooding the golden mountain really adds to the chaos, I wish you all a happy family and a happy life!"

Sing to the end.

Guo Degang and Yu Qian led their apprentices to thank the audience again.

"When it comes to talk and music, you usually have to move the rattles at the beginning, which are stringed instruments. Masters who have worked hard to pull the strings, go down and have a rest. Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Tongue Twister". The performer is Shaobing, Cao Heyang!"

After Guo Degang finished speaking, a group of actors walked off the stage amidst warm applause, leaving Shaobing and Cao Heyang to perform on stage.

"Tongue Twisters" is an old traditional program, and many viewers are familiar with it. Today, Shaobing and Cao Heyang adapted this section, adding a lot of new burdens to it. It is not particularly funny, but as an opening, the performance is very Not bad.

In a blink of an eye, the performance is over.

Amid warm applause, the two left the stage, and Hou Ye came to the stage to announce the curtain.

"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Learning to Dance", performed by Qin Xiaoxian and He Jiuhua!"

He Jiuhua and Qin Xiaoxian wore red coats and walked onto the stage one after the other with square steps.

"Qin Xiao silly, I love you!!!"

"Old Qin is so handsome today!!!"

As soon as Qin Xiaoxian showed up, there were screams from the little fans in the audience. As the current popular young student of Deyun Club, he is as popular as Xiao Zhuier.

The reason why Guo Degang let Qin Xiaoxian, who has poor basic skills, be included in the list of wire festival participants is also inseparable from his popularity.

After going through the creative experience again and again in the group performance competition, Qin Xiaoxian performed very well today, Typhoon became more mature, and his cooperation with his partner He Jiuhua became more and more tacit, which caused the audience to laugh again and again.

In a blink of an eye, after the show was over, Lord Hou came to the stage to announce: "Now, please enjoy the stand-up comedy, the performer Qu Xiaoyun!"

"it is good!!!"

As soon as the words fell, fans who love to listen to stand-ups in the audience gave warm applause and applause.

Qu Xiaoyun originally planned to talk about a book about Jin Ge and Iron Horse today, but he went to Master’s home to ask for advice that day. Master felt that it was inappropriate to talk about Jin Ge and Iron Horse’s book because of the short time, so he taught a short part of the book that he was not willing to talk about that day, and kept it as a steel wire Section said.

Qu Xiaoyun fell in love with the book after listening to it, and agreed immediately.

Today is the first time he has been selected as a member of the Steel Wire Festival, and he is both nervous and excited.

Amid the warm applause from the audience, Qu Xiaoyun, wearing a blue coat, stepped onto the stage with square steps, bowed to the audience first, and then sat behind the desk.

A piece of Xingmu slammed, and Qu Xiaoyun smiled and said:

"Zhao Qian, Sun Li, Zhou Wu, King Zheng, Feng Chen, Chu Wei, my master's name is..."

Yibing Xingmu slammed again, waiting for the audience to interact.

"Guo Degang!!!"

The audience laughed in unison.

There are 3000 audiences in the Beizhan Theater, and it is also a happy festival. Some set poems are not suitable for speaking, so today I chose a simple and easy one.

"Yes!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded with a smile, and then said: "Just now, everyone listened to two crosstalks, and I'll come up to give you a change and talk about standup comedy. I love standup comedy. After listening to the story, there are also some stories in the story. It's an interesting place, that's why I like it, and I believe that friends who like stand-up comedy have the same idea as me!"

"In the past, the best stand-up comedian was Mr. Liu Baorui, the king of stand-up comedy. Now I think the best stand-up comedian is my master, Mr. Guo Degang!"

"Yes!!!"

The audience in the audience applauded and applauded.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "Although my master's stand-up comedy is good, he always likes to dig holes!" After finishing speaking, he curled his lips.

"right!!!"

Good guy, when this remark came out, it aroused public outrage, and the audience in the audience complained incessantly.

"Everyone here, please rest assured!"

Qu Xiaoyun patted his chest with a smile, and promised: "I'm not like my master. I dug a hole once since I told the book, and then filled it in. I promise everyone, I will definitely dig a hole today!"

"Applause!!!"

The happiest thing in the world is to amuse the audience. Qu Xiaoyun smiled and explained: "Listening to books requires a heart to live a life, and it will be boring after listening to it. In fact, I don't want to dig a hole today, but I can't help it. My master taught me During this period of time, I was thrown into the pit!"

"Hahaha~~"

When the audience in the audience heard that Lao Guo, the king of cheating, even cheated his own apprentices, they immediately felt more balanced. They were all happy and looked forward to the next story.

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(End of this chapter)