Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 257

After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "I love the story I told today, why? Because it's scary! I don't know if you guys are bold or timid?"

"bold!!!"

The audience in the audience responded in unison.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, pointed to the exit of the theater, and joked: "Okay, please go out if you are bold!"

"Applause!!!"

The audience laughed and booed.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and waved his hands: "The so-called cowardice is just saying that, and it can't really scare you into something. At most, you dare not go to the toilet alone in the middle of the night after you go home at night!"

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun put away his smile and began to preach: "Today's story happened in Jincheng. It is a strange case during the Republic of China. I may say half of it later. After you finish it, you can search it online. You can search according to the person's name and storyline. You may not be able to find it today, next time I will tell you that you can still come!"

"Applause!!!"

"The story I want to tell today is called "Human Butcher Shop"!" Qu Xiaoyun emphasized the last few words.

"it is good!!!"

Audiences who love to listen to stand-up, like this kind of story with a little horror element, gave applause and applause one after another.

Seeing that the audience liked to listen, Qu Xiaoyun was very happy, nodded and said:

"Jiuhe Xiashao Tianjinwei, three pontoon bridges and two passes. Let me briefly introduce this place first. Jincheng is a place where the sea recedes, and the place where the sea recedes is when the sea falls and reveals a flat land until King Yan sweeps Beijin. Only then did people live in the city, and slowly there were troops stationed here, and later the common people came, and gradually became more and more prosperous, and only then did Jincheng come into being!"

"So it means that there is no history of Jincheng before the dynasty. The unique water and soil have unique folk customs. The people of Jincheng have three rules in their old age. One is not allowed to ask where you live. Why? No fixed place, At that time, except for the very wealthy owners who bought properties and bought houses, most people lived in rented houses. They turned around and left after renting houses and made a lot of money. I have gone to a poor place, so it is not suitable for you to ask people where to live!"

"Second, you can't ask people what they do, because there is a unique job in Jincheng called Bacha. The so-called Bacha is doing everything. You work as a man in the morning, sell fish in the afternoon, and go to the South at night. The city said that if you go to cross talk, you can earn any money, so it is inappropriate to ask what you are doing!"

"Third, you can't ask how much people earn. You may earn [-] a day this month, and maybe [-] or [-] a day next month, so it's not appropriate to ask how much you earn! It's such a unique folk custom!"

This is also a major feature of stand-up comedy. It is broken and crushed and told to the audience everywhere. Just telling the story is a story instructor.

Speaking of this short paragraph, the audience was very quiet, and the audience listened to it, looking forward to the next story.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "In addition, there is a special kind of people in Jincheng, which are gangsters. I don't know which of you is familiar with this industry. There is still a difference between a gangster and a hooligan. He is mixed in all walks of life. Jincheng's Hooligans have unique regional characteristics, for example, he likes to harm himself! You see, gangsters everywhere fight each other, but the gangsters in Jincheng beat themselves!"

"Pfft~"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"Look at this thing. When we met, he turned his face. He stretched out his fingers and took a knife to cut the meat at you. Are you afraid! You panic when you look at you, and you will be afraid of him! "

"There is also a fight between the two sides to grab the pier. In other places, they may fight each other with axes and knives. Jincheng is not, put ten oil pans, grab the people on both sides of the pier, and one person will jump into the pot at the same time. In the end, whichever side is afraid to dance, whichever side will lose, this place will be given up!"

"It's true to say that Chentangguan is known in history. Chentangguan is in Jincheng. Nezha fought with his father. He cut his own flesh and returned it to his father. He taught this thing!"

"Hahaha~~"

The metaphor was very funny, and the audience was amused again.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "The gangsters in Jincheng also follow the rules. Generally speaking, there is a big fight every three to five years. All the gangsters in Jincheng will fight together. For example, it is agreed tomorrow that it will start on a certain commercial street. If there is a fight, these gangsters will notify all buyers and sellers the day before, for example, the fight will start at ten o'clock and finish at twelve o'clock, and they will do what they say!"

"The gangsters don't knock on the door, so don't open the door, because they want to clean the battlefield, clean it up, pour water on it, and then knock on the door to inform the merchants, and they are very polite. Unique culture!"

"But this will inevitably alarm the government sometimes. Generally speaking, the elder dare not provoke gangsters. After you catch one, you can beat him. He won't complain when you beat him. The gangster's internal industry has a requirement. Those who are beaten It has to be happy at the time, and if anyone calls out the pain, it’s over, and they will be cast aside by the industry, and they will not be qualified to do this job in the future!”

"Thank you while being beaten. After beating him, a hundred or two hundred people from his wave came—Master, please, beat us too, it's raining! Ten or so people, can you beat three hundred gangsters here? So this official let them do nothing!"

The audience in the audience couldn't help giving their thumbs up after listening to it. Many audiences who listened to it for the first time did not expect that the storyteller on the stage is young, but he knows a lot!
Qu Xiaoyun changed the subject and said: "But he can't let you be so rampant forever. Later, the Qing Dynasty once severely cracked down, and an official was very powerful. He caught many big and small gangsters in Jincheng, and gave them the money after he was caught. Two ways!"

"One is to let you go after repenting and rehabilitating. How can you repent and rehabilitate? From those low-grade decency places in Jincheng, find some women who have stumbled, and you have to find the one who is not qualified. Find them and wear crotch pants. Stand up in the lobby, if you want to reform yourself, get under her legs, get in and call your mother, and this woman who has lost her footing promises you, if you crawl out of the lobby and go out of this door, you will be innocent Release to new life!"

"This is a great insult to gangsters, but if you don't agree, the other way is to beheaded on the spot! You can choose, or recognize your own mother, or beheaded! This thing, when a person dies I really want to live! At that moment, almost all the big and small gangsters in Jincheng recognized their mothers, of course, it is impossible to do this business anymore, and you will not be tolerated in this industry!"

Qu Xiaoyun stretched out a finger and said emphatically: "There is only one person, his surname is Wang, and his name is Wang Erruozi. The Lord cried for the first time! I kowtowed to my old lady, and I died with a knife! Who is the most powerful person in Jincheng since then? It is this Wang Erruozi!"

"Wang Er Ruozi has a younger brother named Wang Jinhua. The name is delicate, because the elder brother is too arrogant. I hope this child will be stable like a girl, so I chose this name! He has grown up and arrived in the Republic of China in a flash. , this kid is 30 years old, he works as a policeman, he helps out on the street, anyway, he has a bowl of Anle tea and rice!"

"On this day, the higher-ups notified him that the criminals would be executed in a few days, and let him keep an eye on it. The location was in Xiaowangzhuang. It used to be a desolate place, where all the criminals were shot. Wang Jinhua has a friend who sells animals at his house. , This friend came to him and wanted him to do me a favor!"

"What's the matter? A rope is tied to the death row inmates, and the rope was stained with blood after being shot. His friend wanted that rope, and wanted to use it to tie up the animals, thinking that it would ward off evil spirits. Now we all know that is It's nonsense, but people believed this in the early years, and they were all friends, so Wang Jinhua agreed!"

"The book should be brief. In a short time, the condemned prisoner was dragged to the execution ground. This kid also did heinous things. He was tied up with ropes. A large group of soldiers pressed down. The entire execution ground was full of people I love watching this!"

Qu Xiaoyun said while gesticulating: "It's time, put the prisoner there, the person next to him is holding a gun to shoot, Wang Jinhua is very close, just wait for the gun to go off and the prisoner will go over and untie the rope. The shot rang out, the prisoner fell down, and the rope was stained with blood, a dead body examiner came over with a small iron rod and stabbed the bullet hole in the back of the head, if the person didn't respond, it would prove that the person was dead!"

"It's all over. Wang Jinhua went to untie the dead man's rope. She untied it three times and two times. She was quite satisfied with holding it in her hand, and there was a lot of blood on it! Thinking in her heart, she will give the rope to a friend and ask him to eat it." Meal."

"I'm just happy, 'teng' all of a sudden!" Qu Xiaoyun said in surprise.

This is a trick he said that this kind of story is good for, and it is very fun to interact with the audience.

The audience in the audience listened very attentively, and they were startled by the sudden voice. Many girls in the audience were startled and patted their little hearts and adjusted their breathing.

Seeing this, Qu Xiaoyun was very satisfied, smiled and bit back: "You guys scared me!"

"Applause!!!"

There were bursts of boos from the audience.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded in satisfaction, then put away his smile, and continued: "Someone said what's wrong? The dead man who was shot suddenly stood up, faced Wang Jinhua, stared at Wang Jinhua, and stretched out his hand—— My rope!"

"The scene became quiet, followed by a bang, and Wang Jinhua lay down. This is something that no one could have imagined! Wang Jinhua lay on the ground, shaking more than just now!"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience filled their brains with the picture, laughing hard.

After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "A large group of soldiers came over, kicked the dead man to the ground with three feet and two feet, and then came to repair the gun! We don't know how to explain this situation medically, maybe he is not dead. Thoroughly, anyway, the soldiers were stuffed later! The scene is messed up, it’s okay, a few good buddies came to play with Wang Jinhua, and sent him home!"

"After sending it home, the old lady got scared and asked what was going on. Wang Jinhua's brother told the old lady not to worry. After putting Wang Jinhua on the kang, he poured some hot water and she recovered. Please doctor Come on, the doctor said it's all right, he's been recuperated, it's considered a work-related injury, and he's been given a few days off to recuperate, and good buddies have come to see him one after another."

"This afternoon, another visit came. This person's surname is An, and his name is An Laoliu. The two of them grew up together and grew up together. They have a very good relationship. An Laoliu himself is in a shop selling sauces. I’m at work, my craftsmanship is good, and I’m willing to help others when I’m free.”

Seeing the audience's bewildered faces, Qu Xiaoyun explained: "The water society has existed in Jincheng for 300 years. The so-called water society is the guild for firefighting. There are many folk guilds besides the public ones. Everyone Set up such a water association, buy some water trucks and tools, and be responsible for fighting the fire if it catches on fire.”

"There are quite a few houses in Jincheng Water Club. Until later, there were more official fire brigades. There are still 23 or [-] houses in Jincheng Water Club! It's also very interesting. Every June [-], God of Fire celebrates his birthday, everyone. Gather together to make an offering, then distribute invitations, and gather rich people from the local area to invite them to dinner. In fact, they are soliciting sponsorship. The money is the funds for the water association. Usually, when there is a fire, the water association will send a water truck to beat the gong. Put out the fire!"

Qu Xiaoyun talked about this: "Jincheng is very interesting. For example, if there is a fire somewhere, the water will go there. After arriving, if the people belonging to the water association of that segment do not arrive, the first to arrive You can’t work, and you can’t overwhelm other people’s places. If you arrive, the local water will be working, and when the helper comes, the local water will be withdrawn, and the guests will come to put out the fire first!”

"This guest is going out, and another wave of guests comes, and this wave of guests has to withdraw and let the newcomers put out the fire, because this will not delay things!"

"Hahaha~~"

"An Lao Liu works in a stewed meat shop, and he always goes to play in the water when he has nothing to do. I have prepared all these, because the paperwork may be used later. Why do I say it is possible? Because it may not be possible!" Qu Xiaoyun said. At this point, a smirk appeared.

"Applause!!!"

The audience booed again.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded in satisfaction, and continued: "An Lao Liu heard that Fa'er was frightened, so he bought snacks and fruits to visit, and the two brothers chatted and chatted, so An Lao Liu talked about the current situation , said that he hated the current shopkeeper of the stewed meat shop. My buddy Wang Jinhua gave him an idea and suggested that he do it himself."

Qu Xiaoyun kicked his hands inside his sleeves, imitating the scene of the conversation at that time: "An Laoliu sighed - it's not that easy, if you do it yourself, you have to find a face, you have to buy this and that, and you have to hire a buddy. No money!"

"Wang Jinhua waved her hand—it's nothing to worry about, you can figure out how much I'll give you, even if I'm a shareholder, I'll pay some money, you have skills, you can find a place, don't hire someone, you can do it yourself, Get a small door face, you can set up a stall at the door, and you can stew meat in the house. It’s a business between the two of us. If you make money, you can share it with me. After you get rich, you can pay me back. If you don’t make money, let’s talk about it, brothers It makes me uncomfortable to see you like this!"

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up and said: "This is a real friend. When he said this, An Lao Liu got motivated and agreed. He really went to find a place. After two days, when he found a place, Wang Jinhua also spoke. Honestly, to put it briefly, the house is rented out, the things are ready, the business is opened, working for yourself is different from working for others, the mood is different, I am very happy!"

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(End of this chapter)