Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 258
I saw that the audience listened very carefully.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded in satisfaction, and continued to speak: "Although the business of An Lao Liu has opened, it has not been good since it opened! Many things are strange. You see, he used to work for others, but the shopkeeper Human nature is not good, but he has a fixed customer base, as long as he orders meat, he will come!"

"An Laoliu made it himself. He still has the same craftsmanship and the same taste, but even if no one buys it, he looks worried. Why? This is a business stall opened with the money of his friend Wang Jinhua! If you have nothing to do, go to the street Take a look, there are two shops selling stewed meat on this street! People also look at him, this thing is an enemy, and no one looks at anyone else!"

"An Laoliu thought that if he is new here, he should go up and say hello. People don't like to look at him. One of the two stewed meat shops runs a small restaurant. If the stewed meat can be sold, it will be sold. You can also sell alcohol in the house, and the other one specializes in braised pork, and the shopkeeper of this one is called Laobing!"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hands with a smile, and explained: "It's not the father of our biscuits, I know what you are going to do when you are happy!"

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "We don't know why, anyway, it's called Lao Bing, and Lao Bing is also his own handicraft, so the two businesses are a bit against each other, Lao Bing looks at him, he looks at Lao Bing , looking at each other is not very happy, but An Laoliu thinks that they are all from the same street, and he is a latecomer, so he should be polite to them and say hello."

"In the past two days, the stewed meat stall opened and should be happy, but An Laoliu was in a particularly bad mood because his wife ran away with someone. There was a daughter-in-law in his family who thought he was worthless. Later, there was a I got married, and ran away with someone. After running away, this daughter-in-law has a younger brother, and the brother-in-law always finds An Laoliu to ask for someone."

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the tone of the characters in the book and said: "After two days of quarreling, An Lao Liu didn't bother to talk to him. Today, he found this stall and went to this stall. There's nothing wrong with An Lao Liu——your sister ran away with the house , don’t ask me, go find it yourself! What can the two of you say, they’re all talking about fire, two days in a row, and then again on the third day, it’s almost dark now!”

"An Lao Liu's sales are pretty good today. There are a few families who need stewed meat for weddings. They bought a lot. Basically, they are almost sold out. I'm very happy. I'm putting my things in the house and getting ready to rest. Brother-in-law is here!"

Qu Xiaoyun played the second role, and even gestured and said: "My brother-in-law is good at blocking the door-brother-in-law! An Laoliu doesn't like to look at him-don't call me, I'm not your brother-in-law, your sister ran away with someone, Maybe who is your brother-in-law! My brother-in-law came into the room and sat down - tell the truth, are you sorry for my sister? An Lao Liu is in a hurry - you go out, I will tell you, the matter between me and your sister will wait for her one day Come back, let's talk face to face, don't tell me these things!"

"My brother-in-law won't leave—do you think it's easy for my sister to be with you? Since I followed you, I haven't eaten good food or worn good clothes. You have never seen anyone alive or dead. I think what happened today You have to talk about it, otherwise, the two of us will go to court!"

"An Lao Liu—you bastard is a bit like your sister! Your family is unreasonable! My brother-in-law reached out to pick up the kitchen knife when he heard this—our family is unreasonable, and I will give you two ways today. No, come with me, let's discuss this matter, or if you come up with some money, I'll use your money to go out and find my sister!"

"An Lao Liu—what if I don't give you money? My brother-in-law put a kitchen knife on his neck—see? That's it, just push the knife and we'll be done, okay? An Lao Liu—— Put this knife down, let me tell you, I am not scaring you, I am an expert in this thing, you put it down, just touch it and it will be over! My brother-in-law is happy-you are cowardly, right, just one touch will save us worry !"

"My brother-in-law moved forward while talking, but An Laoliu was so angry that he squeezed his neck collar, intending to let him go out. Just like that, my brother-in-law struggled and pulled his neck, and said when he wanted to talk. He couldn’t come out, and he lay down with a bang! An Laoliu was terrified, and briefly said that my brother-in-law died of anger in a short while!”

"An Laoliu closed the door. Sitting there, I was stupid and my mind was in a mess. I wondered why I ended up where I am today? I was thinking in my heart—whom to blame? Blame his sister! Marry her Since then, nothing has been good. I have to criticize me all day long, scold me every day, and compare me with my neighbors. Every neighbor’s family is better than me! Later, she ran away with others, and this brother-in-law came to the house Hit me, whoops, I'm having a good day!"

"Complaining is nothing but complaints. Now the top priority is a dead body lying in the house. What should we do? An Lao Liu stood up and walked back and forth in the house. After thinking about it, today's business is good!"

"Oh!!!"

Finally, the topic was talked about, and the audience couldn't help being surprised when they heard this.

Qu Xiaoyun said with a charming smile: "Accordingly, we still have to buy before dawn, if that's the case, we don't have to buy any more!"

"As soon as An Laoliu thought of this, people's desire to create came up, and he picked up a knife, he is an expert!"

"It's dawn, and there's not much stewed meat in a big pot. It's just a few dozen catties. Open the door and put it at the door. An Laoliu is already a little stupid or not, slowly. It's dawn, and there will be more people on the street, and after a while, the old cake will come!"

The audience in the audience heard this and started to guess.

Qu Xiaoyun played the second role, gestured and said: "Old Bing came here after smelling the fragrance, standing here and looking at his stewed meat pot, An Lao Liu has not slept all night, his eyeballs are red, looking at him here What are you going to do! Lao Bing looked at the stewed meat on the table, pointed with his finger, and An Lao Liuxin finished speaking, this is a case solved!"

Qu Xiaoyun sniffed twice, imitating the state of the character, and said: "Old cake—your stewed meat tastes good! Spin a piece for me and I'll taste it! An Laoliu was stunned speechless Seeing that he stood still there, Lao Bing took a knife and turned a piece. After tasting it, he couldn’t help giving a thumbs up—I said, do you dare to do business here? Your craftsmanship is much better than mine, too It's delicious, you must have a knack, how do you do it so well?"

Qu Xiaoyun stammered and said, "An Lao Liu—the raw materials are good!"

"Hahaha~~"

There were bursts of laughter from the audience, and the tense atmosphere just now was relieved.

Qu Xiaoyun then imitated: "Old Bing—tell me how to do it? An Lao Liu waved his hand—it's inconvenient! Lao Bing saw that people didn't want to say anything, so he left, and An Lao Liu sweated, My heart jumped into my throat, ah, what's going on here?"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience was amused by the appearance of this criminal.

After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "An Laoliu is wondering, there is a woman from the other side of the street, she is in her twenties, wearing a cheongsam and high heels, she is very beautiful, she came out of the dance hall not far away, she is from the dance hall. Dancing girl!"

"In that case, a dancer is a high-paying job, and it is also a new entertainment industry. According to statistics, a dancer can earn about one hundred to two to three hundred a month. In that case, an ordinary worker can earn a month Maybe only earn ten or eight yuan!"

The audience in the audience were very surprised after listening to it, they didn't expect the gap to be so big.

Qu Xiaoyun introduced: "This dancer has a stage name Xue Na, and now she is off work and just came out of the dance floor with the guests, Xue Na walked to An Lao Liu's shop, looking at the stewed meat in the basin, she thought it was good— —Is the stewed pork just out of the pan? Cut a piece for me, cut this piece, this piece is good!"

"Cut it, An Lao Liuxin said that all the stewed meat is sold, so he is at ease! He cut a large piece and weighed it. After weighing it, he rolled the meat with dried lotus leaves and gave it to others. When he left, he continued Stupid with this fool!"

"The dancing girl took the meat home. In fact, in the past, many dancing girls were children of good families. Life at home was hard. There was no way but to think of an idea to make money. This girl Xue Na lived with her father and was in a hurry to go home. It's not easy for her to go to work every night to make food for the old man!"

"It's home now. As soon as he opened the door, his father was very happy to see his daughter came back—the girl is back? Xue Na——he's back, I bought you some braised pork, we have that cake at home, I'll make you another Soup! Xue Na went to the kitchen to cut the braised pork for her father, cut a plate and put it there—wait, I'll make you some soup, then turned and ran to the kitchen."

"When Xue Na came out with the soup, she looked at the table and was taken aback. There were still two or three slices left on the plate, and his father was picking his teeth with a toothpick. Xue Na was overjoyed—oh, Dad, you Really good, can your stomach take it?"

Qu Xiaoyun smiled charmingly and said: "Girl, this stewed meat is amazing, this cook is not ordinary!"

After speaking, Xingmu slammed.

"it is good!!!"

Speaking of the exciting part, the audience in the audience was still full of interest, but it was not the same. Those who came to the steel wire festival were also die-hard fans, not to mention that the book was well written, and they were very applauded, and they gave warm applause.

Amid warm applause, Qu Xiaoyun bowed and stepped down from the stage.

Hou Ye slowly came to the stage again to announce: "Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Correctly Singing the Lyrics of Peace", performed by Xiao Zhuier, Yang Jiulang!"

When Qu Xiaoyun returned to the backstage to drink his saliva, he heard that there was an explosion outside. As soon as the braid came out and didn't speak, he just stood there, and the Deyun girls in the audience went crazy, applauding desperately, The two of them didn't open their mouths for 3 minutes.

Seeing this welcome posture, the brothers in the background were very envious.

"cut!"

Xiao Yueyue curled her lips after hearing this, and made a bet with the brothers: "Do you believe that when Fatty Sun and I come out later, the applause will be louder than the two of them?"

Everyone looked at him with disdain, only Qu Xiaoyun praised Senior Brother very much.

"Brother Yue, if I had believed you two years ago!" Qu Xiaoyun teased with a smile.

"Hahaha~~"

As soon as this remark came out, the backstage actors were all amused.

Xiao Yueyue clutched her heart, shook her body a few times, and after taking this wave of damage, she rushed over and wrestled with Qu Xiaoyun: "I'll fuck you, I hate people saying I'm a German The most popular comedian in Yun Club in the past two years!"

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The group with the best interaction with the audience is Xiao Zhui'er, singing the lyrics of Taiping can achieve the effect of the concert, which shows how difficult it is to be a die-hard fan of Xiao Zhui'er, and you have to know everything about traditional songs about singing.

blink of an eye.

After the performance, under the warmest applause from the audience, Xiao Zhui'er and Yang Jiulang bowed and left the stage.

"Uncle Hou, if you're still playing that game, it's time to make an announcement!"

Yang Jiulang, who had just returned to the backstage, widened his small eyes in surprise, and patted his shoulder to remind him.

"Huh? Are you all finished?"

Hou Ye was stunned for a moment, and after he realized it, he stood up hurriedly, handed the mobile phone in his hand to Qin Xiaoxian, and said seriously: "Old Qin, I will go to the stage to announce the curtain, you help me press these two buttons, Hide away, others will blame me for killing me!"

Ok!

Standing up in such a hurry is not in a hurry to announce the curtain, but to explain the game.

"..."

Guo De just curled his lips after watching it, hesitant to speak, there is nothing to do with the intangible cultural heritage left by Master.

After explaining the game, Lord Hou took the stage to announce the scene.

"Next, please enjoy the cross talk..."

Hou Ye pondered for a moment, scratched his head, and explained with a silly smile: "Sorry everyone, I forgot what you said about cross talk, the performer is Meng Hetang, Zhou Jiuliang!"

"Hahaha~~"

There were bursts of laughter from the audience. The audience knew Hou Ye's character, and they didn't mean to be weird at all. Instead, they thought his silly appearance was very interesting.

After Lord Hou stepped down, Meng Hetang and Zhou Jiuliang shook their heads with a helpless smile, and performed on the stage. They were talking about the traditional show "Bodyguard", and they were placed behind Xiao Zhui'er, because they believed in their strength and would not be overwhelmed , It was cold all of a sudden.

There is an old saying in this business - Wen is afraid of essays, and Wu is afraid of big bodyguards.

This program is very difficult, and it is also a performance that shows the skills of cross talk actors.

The reason why such a sentence is left in this industry is because it is difficult to create characters. The funny people in "Articles Club" need to be sour and fake, but they are not really educated people.

The funny man in "Bodyguard" must have the aura of a martial artist, but he is not a person with real skills. The two identities must intersect and establish each other!The good points are the same as the difficult points, creating a standable character who "pretends to understand" and leads to an unbelievable and absurd story.

In the past, if a cross talk actor didn’t know how to “Article Club” and “The Big Bodyguard”, they couldn’t get the whole share when the money was distributed backstage. Ten, if you can't even sing the lyrics of Taiping, then I can only give you 100.

It can be seen that if you want to gain a foothold in the cross talk industry in the past, you have to have real life in your body.

Meng Hetang and Zhou Jiuliang performed very well, not only liked by the audience, but also praised by Guo Degang.

One of the characteristics of the two of them in "Bodyguard" is that after the "Night Fight Eight-Fang Tibetan Knife Style" was performed, they teased and wiped their necks with a fan, and then fell to the ground, while Xiaomeng fell, but Jiuliang caught it. The details make many Deyun girls feel "sweet"!
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