Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 260
After a few burdens were put down, the audience in the audience listened very attentively.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "Guo Degang and Yu Qian went there at ten o'clock in the morning, and the rehearsal has not ended until ten o'clock in the evening!"

"Why so late?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the scene at that time, and said: "Rehearsing a new show, the two of them are getting older and struggling to memorize the words, and they are also tired. Guo De just came up with an idea-Brother Qian, you see, it is not easy for us to rehearse for a day. Let's make a bet and relax, don't you dare?"

"It's quite fun!" Yan He said happily.

Qu Xiaoyun played two roles and said: "Yu Qian—tell me, how do you play? Guo Degang—Brother Qian, you, take off all your clothes!"

"Yu Qian was anxious after hearing this——Guo Degang, what are you doing? I haven't realized that you are the same person as me for so many years!"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience filled their brains with the picture, laughing hard.

"Isn't this stinky fish looking for rotten shrimp!" Yan He shook his head with a smile.

Qu Xiaoyun then imitated: "Guo Degang hastily stepped back—wait a minute, you misunderstood!"

Yan He was very happy: "Too urgent!"

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "What do you mean? Take off all your clothes, let's see if you dare, let us run around this small warehouse when you go out, as long as you dare to run around outside with bare buttocks, I will give you 5 yuan Yuan money!"

"So many?" Yan Hexiang was surprised after hearing this.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "When Yu Qian thought about it, this place is very remote, in the suburbs, not to mention the cameras, there are not even any street lights, and there is no one in this place. You can pay 1 for a round trip, and this small place takes [-] minute. It’s useless, so I agreed.”

"Okay!" Yan Hexiang pouted.

Qu Xiaoyun said with a smile: "Yu Qian took off his buttocks, it's quite white!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Huh!"

"After Yu Qian took off his clothes, he slammed and walked out. There wasn't a single fly!"

"You wait first." Yan Hexiang stretched out his hand to stop him.

"What's wrong?" Qu Xiaoyun asked angrily.

Yan He asked with a detailed smile, "Dangdang, what's going on?"

"Hahaha~~"

There were bursts of laughter from the audience, and some female audiences blushed after hearing it.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand: "Then don't worry about it, no one!"

"Since you said it, you have to explain it clearly!" Yan Hexiang asked with interest.

"Applause!!!"

The audience laughed and booed.

Qu Xiaoyun sighed softly, and explained helplessly: "Yu Qian bought a new watch, and the big steel chain on the watch jingled, you know that!"

"Oh..." Yan Hexiang nodded dissatisfied.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "After Yu Qian went out, he saw no one outside. This small circle of four or six steps was useless for 2 minutes, and he didn't even break a sweat. He went back to ask Guo Degang for money——Guo Degang took the money, you see I ran away Ah, those who go out here and come back over there, hurry up and pay, or you will be a fool if you don’t give it!"

"What are you talking about!" Yan Hexiang pouted.

Qu Xiaoyun analyzed the pros and cons and said: "You said whether you will give it or not, it made Guo Degang feel bad, and I won't promise you if I don't!"

"Correct!"

"But Guo Degang is smart and has an idea to deal with it!"

"How did you deal with it?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated: "Brother Qian, I didn't expect you to be so shameless, how about it, for example, if I go out and run around naked, would you still have the nerve to ask for this money?"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"This is talking to him!"

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand: "Yu Qian is a kind person, you can run around, I don't want this money!"

"Not short of money!" Yan He praised in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Guo Degang also took off his buttocks, came to the door with a clang, opened the door to have a look..."

Yan Hexiang interrupted again: "Guo Degang also wears a watch?"

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head: "Guo Degang never wears a watch!"

"Applause!!!"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience couldn't stop laughing, they were all waiting to hear how he managed to get along.

"Then what's the sound of the jingling?" Yan He asked with a smile.

Qu Xiaoyun patted him and said impatiently: "Bracelet, why do you always pay attention to these details!"

"I love to hear this!" Yan Hexiang chuckled.

Qu Xiaoyun didn't know the difference, and continued to say: "Guo Degang was wearing a bracelet, and when he opened the door and saw no one was there, he just ran away! Sigh..."

"What's the matter? Why are you sighing?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

"There are unpredictable things in the sky, and people have good fortune and misfortune."

"What do you mean?"

"Yu Qian ran for a lap and was fine. He didn't meet anything. Guo De just went out and ran for half a lap. He broke down!" Qu Xiaoyun shook his hand.

"what happened?"

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the scene at that time, and said: "Then four security guards, holding flashlights, shouted at Guo Degang—hey, what are you doing? Why are you running around with bare butts in the middle of the night? You came out just now I ignored you, why did you come out again?"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience filled their brains with the picture, laughing hard.

Yan Hexiang was also happy: "Okay, I will treat Yu Qian as him!"

Qu Xiaoyun said solemnly: "It's true, I'm proving from the side that the two are serious and responsible for the art of cross talk!"

"Correct!"

"It's because I want to relax after a day of rehearsal, right?"

"Yes!"

"Guo Degang and Yu Qian's cross talk is really good, why can't it be so popular?"

"That's right!"

Qu Xiaoyun's expression changed, and he said: "But after it becomes popular, there are positive and negative things, there's no way!"

"No, what are these negative things?" Yan Hexiang was curious.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "Think about it, he has been popular for so many years. When he first became popular, the major newspapers and news media were all Guo Degang, and they all reported him!"

"Yes!" Yan Hexiang nodded.

"This will cause people's hearts and thoughts to fluctuate a bit, which is normal!"

"Expand!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Yes, after he became popular, he knew more people, and his social circle was different from before. He used to know people who sold clothes and newspapers. They were all these people. Later, he met Female celebrities, female models, female singers, female directors, female self-employed, female entrepreneurs, ah, there are endless, and there are many beautiful ones!"

"really!"

Qu Xiaoyun whispered: "Guo Degang took advantage of his daughter-in-law's trip and always took it home!"

"Hey!" Yan Hexiang's eyes widened in surprise.

Qu Xiaoyun said seriously: "It's all true, I am responsible for everything I say. At that time, Dalinzi was still young, and his daughter-in-law was always traveling and was not at home. Guo Degang went home to lead a daughter, and his family bought a new house. There is a large area. , in the living room, the two hugged each other, and hugged that woman, and the hug broke just now!"

"What's wrong?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun spread his hands together: "The door is open!"

"Oh, is this the daughter-in-law's return?" Yan Hexiang guessed.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head: "It's not his wife, it's Da Linzi!"

"Oh!"

Qu Xiaoyun imitated: "Hey, son, why didn't you go to school? By the way, I asked you to drop out of school!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Okay!"

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(End of this chapter)