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Chapter 261 Playing Hanhan's Zhuang Zhuang Badly

After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun then imitated: "Son, let me introduce you. This is Dad's friend. You can call me Auntie. Dad is playing with Auntie. Don't look at this, the kid knows it's eye-catching! You have 50 yuan to go out and go online, cf, go!"

"Okay!" Yan Hexiang pouted.

"Guo Qilin didn't leave with the fifty, and looked at Guo Degang, Guo Degang was in a hurry, you unlucky child, why are you looking at this thing, this is auntie, dad is just kidding with auntie, I'm giving you fifty, League of Legends, go !"

"Guo Qilin didn't leave with 100 yuan. Guo De just took out another 100 yuan from his pocket. What's the matter with you, kid? I'll give you another 200, [-] yuan. PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, let's go!"

"Guo Qilin not only didn't leave with the 200 yuan, but he made Guo Degang very angry with a few words!"

"What did you say?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun was happy: "Dad, I won't leave. Last time, Mom brought an uncle to play around and gave it back to Liubai!"

"Hahaha~~"

The burden rang, and bursts of laughter came from the audience.

Yan Hexiang waved his hand, and explained to the audience: "Everyone, don't listen to him, what he said just now is all made up, it's nothing like that!"

Qu Xiaoyun didn't know the difference, and then said: "Let's not interfere with our private life, Guo Degang's cross talk is really amazing!"

"Yes!" Yan Hexiang nodded in agreement.

Qu Xiaoyun praised: "Guo Degang and Mr. Yu's assistance are even better. Mr. Yu is very popular now. We can't compare with the old ones. It's just that today's actors are no better than Mr. Teacher. I think so, even you That counts too!"

"Yes, I am indeed no better than Teacher!" Yan Hexiang nodded.

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up: "Teacher Yu's cross talk is great! Talking, learning, singing, and four subjects, everyone knows it, and the level is high!"

"That's a role model!" Yan He praised in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun turned his head and said: "Teacher Yu also taught you, Guo Degang is your master, and Yu Qian is your teacher's wife!"

"Hahaha~~"

"I've never heard of it, what kind of mistress, that's Master Shi!" Yan Hexiang waved his hand.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Anyway, they are elders. Guo Degang and Yu Qian are the most famous cross talk actors in the world. If these two people teach you cross talk every day, what reason do you have to say it's not good?"

"that is!"

"What you said is indeed good. It's a little worse than Teacher Yu anyway!"

"It's too bad!" Yan Hexiang was very modest.

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up: "You are much better than other people, I like to hear you talk about cross talk the most!"

"Really?" Yan Hexiang chuckled.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and continued to praise: "What are the characteristics of cross talk? Humorous, endless aftertaste, this is the biggest advantage of cross talk!"

"I'm overwhelmed, your evaluation is too high!" Yan He smiled and waved his hands.

Qu Xiaoyun gave an example: "Some people's cross talk talk has a strong effect, but it's meaningless if you think about it carefully, and the logic doesn't make sense!"

"En, nonsense!" Yan Hexiang nodded in agreement.

"You don't have this problem, the aftertaste is endless!"

"Hey, I'm sorry." Yan He lowered his head with a smile.

Qu Xiaoyun explained with a smirk: "How do you say endless aftertaste? Listening to his cross talk may not feel so ridiculous, don't worry, wait for two days, you will forget it!"

"Hahaha~~"

"In this realm, he won't give you any trouble!"

Yan He pushed him angrily: "That means there is no joy at all. If I say that the cross talk audience is not happy, it proves that my cross talk is not successful!"

Qu Xiaoyun clasped his ears: "Say it again?"

"My cross talk was unsuccessful!" Yan Hexiang repeated with an accentuated tone.

Qu Xiaoyun was delighted: "Hey, I can't think of such an appropriate word, take a look!"

"Hahaha~~"

Seeing the foolish Zhuang Zhuang being tricked, bursts of laughter came from the audience.

"It's better for people to understand themselves. How many years did you say cross talk?" Qu Xiaoyun asked curiously.

"15 years!"

"Oh."

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and then asked: "You are Guo Degang's apprentice, what's your name, Yunhe Jiuxiao?"

"What's the point? I'm from Hezi, Yan Hexiang!" Yan Hexiang said angrily.

Qu Xiaoyun was uncertain: "Yan? Minority?"

Yan Hexiang shook his head: "No, I am of Han nationality!"

"Oh traitor!"

Qu Xiaoyun suddenly realized: "It's okay, we don't discriminate against traitors, as long as you change your mind, we will arrange you to be an undercover agent!"

"Hahaha~~"

Yan Hexiang curled his lips: "What kind of ears are you? I'm not a traitor, I'm a Han!"

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand: "Impossible, is there someone named Qian?"

Yan He gave an example in detail: "Scientist Qian is always surnamed Qian!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Oh, it's true!"

"Wait!"

Yan Hexiang came to his senses and gave him a push: "I misled you, my surname is not Qian, my surname is Yan!"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience laughed up and down.

Qu Xiaoyun said nonchalantly: "Qian and Yan have similar pronunciations, why are you so serious!"

"Nonsense, you'd be happy to change your surname by talking about a cross talk!" Yan Hexiang said angrily.

Qu Xiaoyun compromised and said: "Success, according to you, we are not familiar with his foreign surname, he is not among the hundreds of surnames, there are not 400 surnames, there are more than [-], and he is not included!"

"Hey, including me!" Yan Hexiang stretched out his hand to stop him.

"Is there anyone with the surname Yan among the hundreds of surnames?" Qu Xiaoyun asked curiously.

Yan Hexiang nodded: "Yes, Chai Qu Yanchong!"

"Is there such a sentence? I have memorized hundreds of surnames since I was a child, and I don't have this sentence!"

After Qu Xiaoyun finished speaking, he began to recite: "Zhao Qian, Sun Li, Zhou Wu, King Zheng, Feng Chen Chuwei, Jiang Shen Hanyang, Zhu Qin Youxu, He Lu Shizhang, Kong Cao Yanhua, Jin Wei Tao Jiang, Qi Xie Zou Yu , Bai Shui Dou Zhang, Yun Su Pan Ge, Xi Fan Peng Lang, Lu Wei Chang Ma, Miao Feng Hua Fang, Yu Ren Yuan Liu, Feng Bao Shi Tang, Fei Lian Cen Xue, Lei He Ni Tang..."

The speed of speech is getting faster and faster, but it is fast but not chaotic, and the words are pronounced clearly. The audience in the audience gave warm applause while listening.

With his back on his back, Qu Xiaoyun slapped his thigh: "Oh, I remembered, there is a surname like you, there is a surname Yan in a hundred families, and people with this surname are smart, so you are pretty smart!"

"Congrats!" Yan He smiled and waved his hands.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "When it comes to cross talk, we all pay attention to speaking, learning and singing. These are our four basic skills. Yan Hexiang is very smart, and he doesn't know all the four basic skills. This is quite rare!"

Yan Hexiang gave him a push, and interrupted: "Hey, wait a minute, what do you mean you can't do it at all!"

Qu Xiaoyun patted the folds on the clothes, and asked, "Why are you beating me? You don't know how to lie, you man, isn't this a compliment!"

"Which one is complimenting me?" Yan Hexiang frowned.

Qu Xiaoyun gave a serious explanation: "Speaking of learning to sing and sing the four basic skills, you know all of them. Isn't 'all of them' a compliment to you!"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

Yan Hexiang sighed: "You are a human, you can change the word, 'all'!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Oh, neither!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Well, it's even more solid!" Yan Hexiang curled his lips.

"What did you say!" Qu Xiaoyun looked innocent.

Yan Hexiang changed his words: "All of them!"

Qu Xiaoyun curled his lips and asked, "Nothing at all?"

"Hahaha~~"

There were bursts of laughter from the audience.

Yan Hexiang said angrily: "Are you sincere, you are slow to bully me!"

"Cheng Chengcheng, you can't even do it!"

Qu Xiaoyun was perfunctory, and explained to the audience: "Speaking to learn to sing, talking is to tell some small jokes and lantern riddles, learning is to learn how to fly in the sky, run on the ground, swim in the water, jump in the barley , People from all provinces speak, local dialect, teasing means making everyone laugh, singing is Taiping lyrics and Shu Lai Bao, mainly in these two aspects!"

"Yes!" Yan Hexiang nodded in agreement.

"You need to have a good voice to sing the lyrics of Taiping. My master sings well. Let's not show off. When he comes on stage, you all applaud him and let him sing. Shu Lai Bao gradually developed into an allegro book. This is a new kind of art, let’s do it like this today, I’ll give you all the arias and clappers, do you like it or not?” Qu Xiaoyun took out the clappers from the table after finishing speaking.

"it is good!"

The audience in the audience applauded very much and gave warm applause one after another.

"Thank you guys, I'm so happy!"

After Qu Xiaoyun thanked him, he turned to his partner and said, "Don't be idle, how about we have a PK on the spot?"

"What do you mean?" Yan He asked carefully.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "Just through the show, you can guess which part I am singing!"

Yan Hexiang pursed his lips, with a look of disdain, he patted his chest and agreed: "Yes, I have listened to Allegro since I was four years old!"

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand: "It's useless for you to say that, let's talk about the facts, you don't know if I sing a passage!"

Yan Hexiang straightened his back: "I must know!"

Qu Xiaoyun's eyes widened, and he said angrily, "If you know, let's make a switch, I'm your son!"

"Hahaha~~"

Yan Hexiang gave him a push: "Wait a minute, what if you don't adjust? I'm your son?"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded in satisfaction: "Don't be joking, don't be so polite!"

"Just play, don't keep taking advantage!" Yan Hexiang was speechless.

"Okay, let's have a section, listen carefully!" After Qu Xiaoyun finished speaking, he started the allegro in his hand.

"Da da da da ling da da..."

"Da da da da ling da da..."

After entering the aria, Qu Xiaoyun sang: "The 21-year-old little widow, disappointed and absent-minded, thinking of the slave's good life and suffering, she broke the white skirt after passing the door, and died Yan Hexiang, the head of the house, after 92 days after the door, he I never scolded my slave family..."

Allegro played well, sang with charm, and had a good sense of rhythm. It can be seen that a lot of effort has been put into it, and the audience gave warm applause while listening.

Yan Hexiang stretched out his hand to stop him: "Wait a minute, stop singing, this section is called "The Little Widow Goes to the Grave", what does it have to do with me?"

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and gave a thumbs up: "Okay, I didn't see that there was something wrong, I'll do another section, and you won't be able to touch the door after another section, you don't have to say the name, and you don't need to tell me who sent it, you can pick it up for me." Say the next sentence to prove that you are capable!"

Yan Hexiang looked disdainful, cleared his throat and replied: "Okay, I'll sing a few words too!"

"I'll make a traditional joke, listen to this!"

"Da da da da ling da da..."

"Da da da da ling da da..."

The Allegro sounded, and Qu Xiaoyun sang: "I'm talking about two sheep on a high mountain, and my short paragraph is just this long! Come on, take the next sentence!"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"I'll pick up your grandma's grandson!" Yan He swears in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun curled his lips: "I figured it out, but I couldn't catch up and became angry. My grandma's grandson is still me!"

"Hahaha~~"

It has a strong sense of logic and amused the audience.

"There is no such a paragraph at all!" Yan Hexiang waved his hands, and said angrily.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head and explained: "You can't just tell me that there is no part! Let me tell you, this part is called "A Very Poignant Love Story of Two Sheep on the Mountain"!"

"Hahaha~~"

Yan Hexiang twitched his lips: "There are more names in this passage than there are words in this passage. Is it difficult for you to be an actor or an announcer!"

Qu Xiaoyun snorted: "It's up to you, you know very little!"

"You made it up with your eyes closed!" Yan He stared.

Qu Xiaoyun didn't know the difference, and continued to preach: "This is about the basic skills of cross talk. Some people will do better, some will get worse, but you have to learn everything. Orthodox, making fun of people, that’s the second thing, there must be text, do you agree with this statement?”

Yan Hexiang pursed his lips, and complained: "You are the one who doesn't have a text!"

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun's face darkened: "I can't talk anymore!"

Yan He frowned and said: "You can tell me a place where I admire you..."

"You have to accept everything, why don't you accept it, it's just our friendship!" Qu Xiaoyun put his arms around his partner's shoulders after finishing speaking.

"What friendship?" Yan Hexiang was confused.

Qu Xiaoyun turned his head and introduced to the audience: "Some of you don't know, the relationship between us is relatively close, some friends know some friends are not very familiar with, today's audience at the steel wire festival are all parents, let me introduce to you Come on, I'm his father!"

"Hahaha~~"

After so much preparation, the result is to take advantage of it. The audience did not expect that the contrast made everyone amused.

Yan He gave him a push in detail.

"Why are you pushing me!"

Qu Xiaoyun rubbed his shoulders and added, "My godson! I'm your father's godson, right?"

"That's right!" Yan Hexiang nodded.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded and continued, "You are my son!"

"Ok?"

Yan He's eyes widened in detail, and his sleeves were rolled up.

Seeing this, Qu Xiaoyun quickly added: "My godfather!"

"..." Yan Hexiang put down his sleeves.

"My daughter-in-law is your mother...'s goddaughter! Your mother is my daughter-in-law...'s godmother!"

"Can you break sentences when you speak?" Yan He asked with staring eyes.

Qu Xiaoyun spread his hands and said with an innocent face, "I have a relatively short breath!"

"It's not a disadvantage for you to be short of breath, you are always an elder!" Yan Hexiang complained angrily.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand, and asked nonchalantly: "Then tell me in front of the friends in the audience, am I your father... godfather?"

"Yes!" Yan Hexiang nodded.

"Hahahaha~~"

It took a long time to get Zhuang Zhuang in.

The audience in the audience looked at Zhuang Zhuang's simple-minded appearance, seeing that he hadn't reacted yet, they were staggering in joy, and all laughed and applauded.

……

(End of this chapter)