Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 262 Too Rude on Stage

"Thank you everyone, hahaha!!!"

Qu Xiaoyun, who had taken advantage of it, was so happy that he could see the back molars.

"You kid is too bad!" Yan Hexiang came to his senses and pushed him angrily.

Qu Xiaoyun tidied up his clothes, and repaid his complaints with kindness: "We have friendship and a very good relationship. Since we have a good relationship, I will not be conservative with you. I will teach you everything!"

"What would you do if you were like that?" Yan Hexiang said disdainfully.

Qu Xiaoyun patted his chest and said to himself: "I can speak foreign languages. Foreign languages ​​were not used in performances in small gardens in the past. Now our Deyun Club often goes to perform in various parts of the world. Of course, the audience is all Chinese, but when you go abroad It’s a shopping mall, you can use it if you buy something!”

"That's true!" Yan Hexiang nodded.

Qu Xiaoyun turned his head and asked, "Are you good at foreign languages?"

"It doesn't work well..." Yan Hexiang shook his head.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand: "It's okay, I'll teach you!"

"Success, then tell me, let me listen, which language are you good at?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun's lips curled up like eighty thousand, and he said frantically, "I'll teach you what you want to learn!"

Yan Hexiang raised his eyes and thought for a while: "Let's speak English, this is the most used one!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "English is good, I will teach you English, I don't know how many people in the cross talk world, but I have observed that many people who speak cross talk can speak English, some are better than others, I dare not say I am English is the best, but I know a cross talk speaker who speaks the best English!"

"Who is it?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and replied: "Dashan!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Nonsense, English is Dashan's mother tongue!" Yan Hexiang pouted.

Qu Xiaoyun said nonchalantly: "Anyway, that's what I mean, I'll teach you English, first you need to know 22 letters of the alphabet!"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

Yan Hexiang blocked the way with a look of disgust: "Stop, why don't we dismiss the get out of class, I won't study!"

"Why?" Qu Xiaoyun was confused.

Yan He frowned and explained: "Your number of letters is wrong, I heard people say it is 26 letters!"

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand and said indifferently, "Don't be serious, it's less than thirty anyway!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Good guy, that's okay!" Yan Hexiang was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "I mean to learn 22 letters first, and then learn the remaining four letters. That's what I mean!"

"Good guy, learn all 26 letters twice!" Yan Hexiang curled his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "After learning the alphabet and phonetic symbols, then waltz the rumba..."

"Okay, this is a dance change!" Yan Hexiang was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun laughed: "You will graduate when you learn the steel pipe!"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience imagined Zhuang Zhuang's enchanting appearance in front of the steel pipe with his plump body shaking, and he laughed hard.

Yan Hexiang waved his hand, and said in a bad mood: "I don't want to learn that, my body is worse than English, can you do it with English?"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Okay, how many letters can you memorize now?"

"Alphabets? I can memorize them all, and I can still sing the alphabet song!" Yan Hexiang looked proud.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded and believed him: "Okay, if you want to know it, let's skip this alphabet lesson! How about this, let me touch your bottom, let me see how far you have mastered, words, I said you translate for me, I speak Chinese, you translate into English for me!"

"Ah?" Yan Hexiang showed distress.

Qu Xiaoyun patted him on the shoulder, and comforted him: "Don't be afraid, kindergarten children know everything, very basic!"

"Then you take the test!"

Qu Xiaoyun thought for a while, and gave an example: "Apple?"

"Apple!" Yan Hexiang blurted out.

Qu Xiaoyun's eyes lit up: "Two tricks, Orange?"

"Orange!"

"Okay, banana?"

"banana!"

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up: "It's amazing, I will test you again, Tao?"

"No!" Yan Hexiang shook his head.

Qu Xiaoyun twitched his lips, and laughed: "Be confident and confident, you can understand two words, but not one word? Taozi!"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience didn't expect his brain circuit to be so novel, and they were all amused.

Yan Hexiang spread his hands: "I don't know how to say big peaches, it's not about the number of words, I don't know how to say Kubao peaches, yellow peaches either!"

Qu Xiaoyun comforted: "I won't say it's okay, I'll teach you, once I teach you, you will be able to do it!"

"Okay, then teach me!" Yan Hexiang's attitude towards studying is very good.

Qu Xiaoyun demonstrated: "Remember, peaches are called farts, and farts are eaten!"

"Hahaha~~"

The weird pronunciation made the audience laugh.

Qu Xiaoyun disapprovingly explained: "English is reversed, if you accidentally put it upside down, it's like installing a battery!"

"What are you eating?" Yan He asked with a frown.

Qu Xiaoyun demonstrated again: "Fart!"

Yan Hexiang comprehended quickly: "Fuck!"

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up: "Okay, I have a few tricks, I have a little foundation, I will test you again, refrigerator! Remind you that this is not a fruit!"

"I use you to tell me!"

Yan He gave him a detailed look, and said frankly: "No!"

Qu Xiaoyun demonstrated: "I won't teach you, the refrigerator is a fridge!"

"It's really the first time I've heard this word, fridge!" Yan Hexiang tried his best to imitate.

Qu Xiaoyun carefully explained: "I'm talking about an eight-door refrigerator!"

Yan Hexiang stretched out his hand to stop him: "You can pull it down, there is no eight-door refrigerator, you said it is a mortuary!"

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun curled his lips, and joked: "You said that you are homesick after three days since you came out!"

"I'm here to thaw?" Yan He stared.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand: "Look at your ignorant appearance. Just because you haven't seen it doesn't mean you don't have one. There's an eight-door refrigerator!"

"I haven't seen it before!"

"Believe it or not if I speak English to you casually, and you don't understand it?" Qu Xiaoyun crossed his hips, with an arrogant look on his face.

"Don't brag, let me listen to you!" Yan Hexiang looked disdainful.

"Listen up!"

Qu Xiaoyun cleared his throat and said, "Radison and folks..."

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"Wait a minute! What do you folks mean?" Yan Hexiang curled his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun carefully explained: "It's easy to understand, the villagers used to be from the same village as me, and then he moved to the city..."

"Hahaha~~"

Yan Hexiang stretched out his hand to stop him: "Stop, I didn't ask you to interpret the words!"

Qu Xiaoyun spread his hands and looked innocent: "Don't you ask the folks what they mean!"

Yan He explained in detail: "What I'm asking is why there are folks in your foreign language?"

Qu Xiaoyun was amused: "Look at how angry he is, I understand what you mean, why do you say "folks in English?"

Yan Hexiang nodded: "Yes, how do you explain it?"

Qu Xiaoyun flicked his hair, and said confidently: "Wrong!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Is that okay? Allowed?"

"It's justifiable, allow it!" Yan Hexiang curled his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand: "It's okay to say something wrong, let's change it back, Ladies and Gentlemen! Ladies and Gentlemen, the plural means to remove the y and add ies, which means a bunch of old women!"

"Hahaha~~"

"What is the quality of this teacher?" Yan Hexiang was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun said disapprovingly: "What's wrong? It's not wrong to translate it into a bunch of old ladies!"

"I can't do better if I learn from you!" Yan He gave him a detailed look.

Qu Xiaoyun put his hands behind his back, and put on the appearance of a teacher: "How many words will you learn from me today?"

"Old ladies!" Yan Hexiang accentuated his words and blurted out.

"Hahaha~~"

The two comedians on the stage spoke so rudely, which was very joyful.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head with a smile: "Heh, just remember this, it's done, just get a little gain! English is over, and I will teach you what I am good at, French hair!"

"Good guy, did you eat hair in your mouth?" Yan Hexiang curled his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun said impatiently: "I'm not picky, is French okay?"

"Row!"

Qu Xiaoyun rolled his eyes at him: "You must force me to use the abbreviation. I speak French fluently, because I often go there. There is a very beautiful tower in France called the Big Wild Goose Pagoda!"

"Hahaha~~"

Yan Hexiang stretched out his hand to stop him: "Stop, the Big Wild Goose Pagoda is in Xi'an!"

Qu Xiaoyun clasped his ears, pointed to the exit of the theater and said, "Smoking is not allowed in the theater, I want to smoke outside!"

Yan Hexiang restrained his anger and explained: "I want you to go outside, that's called Ai..."

Not finished yet...

Qu Xiaoyun hurriedly said, "Yes, the Egyptian pyramids!"

"Hahaha~~"

"What pyramid, that's called the Eiffel Tower!" Yan Hexiang looked disgusted.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Yes, I lived in the Iron Tower District!"

"Is there such a district?" Yan Hexiang pouted.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Yes, there is also a parent courtyard!"

Yan He gave him a push in detail: "I'll throw you in the sow area!"

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand: "No, it's too expensive to live in!"

The audience was amused again.

Qu Xiaoyun narrowed his eyes and recalled: "I lived there very happily, and then I returned to China. One morning when I woke up and rubbed my eyes, I remembered the details of my life there. I wrote an article when I got up, called "Morning in Paris", there are some emotions written in it!"

Yan Hexiang pointed to the audience and said: "You recite here, let us also listen to French!"

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head: "You can't recite it here!"

"What's wrong?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun spread his hands: "You asked me to recite it here, but none of the thousands of friends applauded. How do you recite it?"

"Crash!"

"Papapapa~~"

Seeing that the actors were about to applaud, the audience in the audience cooperated very much and gave warm applause one after another.

Qu Xiaoyun cupped his hands to thank: "Thank you friends, I can't recite it after applauding!"

"What's the matter?" Yan Hexiang didn't understand.

Qu Xiaoyun looked aggrieved: "How embarrassing the applause is coming!"

"Crash!"

"Papapapa~~"

The audience gave warm applause again.

"Are you going to recite it or not?" Yan Hexiang asked impatiently.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded with a smile: "Back, my friends, I entrust it to you. With so many audiences present, there must be some who can speak French. French is more complicated than English, so it's hard to say. The attitude is not very accurate, I hope that friends who understand French... don't worry about it!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Don't leave it alone!" Yan Hexiang pouted.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hands and explained: "Don't worry, you can give me your opinion in private, I was ashamed when I called it!"

Yan Hexiang was overjoyed after listening: "Hey, I know I'm ashamed!"

"I'll read it to everyone!"

Qu Xiaoyun cleared his throat, turned to look at his partner: "Do you understand French?"

"I don't understand!" Yan Hexiang shook his head.

"Don't understand a word?"

"I don't understand a word!"

Qu Xiaoyun listened to the music: "Then it will be easy!"

"Hahaha~~"

There were bursts of laughter from the audience.

"How can you lie to me?" Yan Hexiang stared.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head: "No, if you don't understand, listen up, let me speak slowly!"

Yan Hexiang nodded: "Then tell me!"

Qu Xiaoyun picked up the handkerchief on the desk, spread it out and said, "Ah...Radisson and Jeter, Gudemao Ning, my name is Qu Xiaoyun..."

"I'll go to yours, it's still English!" Yan He pushed him with a smile.

"Hahaha~~"

"it is good!!!"

The audience in the audience liked this performance very much, and they laughed and gave warm applause.

Qu Xiaoyun and Yan Hexiang were also very satisfied with today's performance, bowed to the audience with smiles on their faces, turned and walked off the stage.

……

Next is the performance of Zhang Helun and Lang Heyan. The two said that the show is called "Deyun Poker".

Crosstalk is a traditional art that pays great attention to the inheritance of teachers.

In 1994, Mr. Hou and Mr. Huang brought the wonderful program "Playing Poker" to the audience, and won the first prize of the Spring Festival Gala sketch program.It’s about two old classmates who met on the train and chose to play poker with business cards to pass the time. The acting was very good, and it was not easy to have such a bold idea in the 90s, and it was very innovative.

In order to commemorate Mr. Hou, Guo Degang and Yu Qian also arranged "Playing Poker". Compared with Mr. Hou's program, Guo Degang added more funny baggage to the program, which did not change the original intention of Mr. Huang and Mr. Hou, and still used funny language to satirize The bad phenomenon is eliminated, and the stage effect is very good.

Zhang Helun, who is in charge of the creation of Deyun Club, also paid tribute, edited the program "Deyun Poker", changed the business card to a work card, and moved Xiao Yueyue, Xiao Zhuier, Lao Qin, Zhang Jiuling and other actors out , Guo Fenyang was also added.

The show is mainly funny, and it shows the audience every detail of the artists of Deyun Society, such as Zhou Jiuliang who likes to leave early, Luan who likes to hate people, Sun Jiuxiang who likes to pull his hair, etc. The effect of the show is very good. What amuse the audience in the audience is laughter again and again.

Mr. Hou left an easter egg in his performance. He put a poker card in his pocket and was reluctant to play it. This card is the track and field horse coach, and he played with the courage of the Chinese people.

Zhang Helun paid tribute to the master, and also left a card in the show. After Guo Degang was taken over by Wang Hui, he showed the hole card in his pocket-the master didn't answer what he said, and the master didn't hear what he said. Do whatever you want. Who am I, Guo Fenyang!

……

(End of this chapter)