Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 268 Clean and hygienic, brothers
Qu Xiaoyun and Qin Xiaoxian settled the sheep, turned their heads and saw that the fence was in chaos, the mad dog Zhang Jiunan learned how to bark in order to drive the sheep, Yang Jiulang was squeezed by the sheep and lay on the sheep , the scene can be described as full of ugliness...

"Go this way!"

"drive!"

Zhang Helun brandished his whip, not daring to whip the sheep, and kept sending it to the ground. The whip used by shepherds was really effective, and had a certain deterrent effect, which really drove the sheep away.

"Quick, stop him!"

Seeing that the situation was not good, Qu Xiaoyun called Qin Xiaoxian to stop Zhang Helun together.

"Brother Lun, bring me the whip!"

"Hey, you two don't talk about martial arts, don't chase sheep and grab my whip!"

While the three were making trouble, the flock of sheep was startled, and a few sheep got into the sheep pen of Zhang Helun's team, and then all the sheep followed suit, and ran into the sheep pen after a while.

"Quick, don't stand still, close the door!"

Zhang Helun, who was pushed down, shouted loudly.

With sharp eyes and quick hands, Wang Jiulong spread his long legs and closed the door of the sheepfold.

"This is life, there is no difficulty!"

"It feels like we won without doing anything, it's a bit ineffective!"

In the cheers of Zhang Helun's team, the first game ended.

"Good guy, there's only one sheep over here!"

This result was beyond everyone's expectations. I thought it would be evenly matched, but I didn't expect it to be an overwhelming victory.

Guo Degang comforted the failed team, saying: "It doesn't matter, there are other games, don't be discouraged, the next event may be worse than this one!"

The host Linghua announced: "This round of competition is over, [-] to [-]!"

Looking at the rampant nine-round team, Yan He said in detail: "Don't be too complacent, you guys, it's not sure who will win the next game!"

Zhang Helun looked disdainful: "Let the horse come here!"

During the verbal battle between the two teams, the venue was changed, and everyone came to a small sheep pen, and there were seven lambs in the sheep pen.

The host Linghua introduced: "Let me talk about the rules of this game now. The herdsmen on the grassland, in order to protect the safety of our sheep, every household will raise shepherd dogs, so in this game, two teams will be the shepherd dogs. Come protect our flock!"

"The sheepdog team sent three people, and the wolf team sent five people. There were seven sheep in the sheepfold. The wolves stole the sheep, and the dogs protected the sheep. If you get hit, you will be out! There are two rounds in the game. In the second round, the two teams switch identities. The team that takes out the most sheep within 5 minutes wins. If both teams take out all the sheep, the team that takes the shortest time wins!"

This game is actually blindfolded and beating people. It is better to play indoors. Outdoors, there is wind on the grassland, and it is still very difficult if there are people around.

"Using the sheep obtained in the last round of the game as chips, the winning team can win the opposing team's chips. The bags in your hands are filled with sheep bones that represent the number of sheep!"

After the introduction, Zeng Yi was possessed, lifted the bag and laughed at himself: "Look at the weight of the bag in our hands, it's as heavy as a thousand pieces of gold, ouch, I can't even lift it!"

"Don't pretend, you can press one!"

Zhang Helun was very proud: "How about this, let's not bully them, let them take advantage of it, let's beat them!"

After the teams on both sides finished pressing the sheep bones in their hands, they began to recruit eighteen strong men.

"Join us, we have one hundred and nine sheep bones!"

"Heroes of the grassland, although we have few sheep bones, we are confident that we can win the sheep bones in their hands!"

In the end, after some wooing, most of the eighteen strong men chose to join Zhang Helun's team, and only three joined Qu Xiaoyun's team.

The two teams adopted the "rock-paper-scissors" method, Qu Xiaoyun team played the wolf who stole the sheep, and Zhang Helun team played the shepherd dog.

The two teams put on wolf masks and blindfolds, and got into the sheep pen according to the rules. Qu Xiaoyun locked his eyes on the little lamb standing by the fence, planning to take the easy ones out of the sheep pen first.

"ready, go!"

As soon as Linghua finished speaking, the two teams started to act.

With sharp eyes and quick hands, Qu Xiaoyun first grabbed the lamb by the fence and threw it out of the sheepfold.

"Hey, the sheep are gone, Brother Lun will hit you behind!" Wang Jiulong, who was watching the battle, commanded.

"it is good!"

After hearing this, Zhang Helun, who was blindfolded, turned around and swung his stick in a hurry.

"duang~~"

"Ouch!"

"Who hit me?"

Zhang Jiunan, who was also blindfolded, covered his head in pain, and then hit back with the wheel stick, hitting Zhang Helun in the stomach.

Zhang Helun: "Who?"

"Hahaha~~"

The onlookers were all amused by these two bastards.

"My God, this is too worrying, my own, you two stop fighting!" Xiao Yueyue, who was watching the battle, couldn't laugh or cry.

Originally, as a shepherd dog, he couldn't see if he wore blindfolds, and his IQ was still in a hurry. Qu Xiaoyun's team had already stolen all the lambs in 35 seconds.

Seven sheep in 35 seconds created the moment of stealing sheep.

At the transition of offense and defense, Zhang Helun's team looked unconvinced, but it was a pity that they were too stupid and were hit by a stick at the beginning to eliminate one player, and it took two minutes for the remaining two to steal the sheep.

However, there was a small episode in the second game. Zeng Yi accidentally fell down after blindfolding and injured his leg. He had no choice but to quit the game and went to the hospital.

The host Linghua announced: "Okay, our second round of competition is over, Qu Xiaoyun's team won the victory, I think everyone is tired after two rounds, we have prepared a big meal in Montreal, we Let's go to the next venue and have a big meal!"

"it is good!"

Everyone turned around, and before entering the yurt, a strong man poured a bowl of wine and sprinkled it into the sky, and performed the etiquette of respecting the sky, because the cattle and sheep on the grassland depend on the sky for their food.

In the unique yurt, led by Guo Degang and Yu Qian, everyone sat around together, including eighteen strong men from Mengcheng.

After being seated, Linghua introduced: "Today on the grassland, we invite everyone to join us for our horse cheating banquet. The horse cheating banquet is a very precious banquet in Mengcheng. Many years ago, the horse cheating banquet was a banquet for our court. With the changes of the times, it has now entered the life of ordinary families of our common people."

"So what we invite everyone today is an improved and modern version of the deceitful horse feast!"

"Mr. Guo is welcome to come to our grassland as a guest. You are an elder, so you don't need to stand up." Two Mongolian brothers came forward to toast with kumis.

Guo Degang took the wine, lightly dipped the ring finger of his right hand in the wine and flicked it upwards, a total of three strokes, representing the respect of heaven, earth and ancestors, which is the toast ceremony of the Mongolian people.

Then he drank it all in one gulp, and Lao Guo, who hadn't drunk alcohol for a long time, couldn't help wrinkling his nose. It could be seen from his face that the wine should be very strong.

During the toast, at the beginning of Linghua, the Mongolian brothers in the yurt sang the welcome song "Chaoerdao" together.

"The golden cup is filled with mellow milk wine, Sailer Waidongsai~~" The singing voice with national characteristics is strong and powerful, echoing in the yurt, and everyone can't help but imagine the galloping picture of galloping on the grassland.

The brothers learned etiquette at the master's house before, and they all did well. Some of them were used to the wine in the cup, and some were not, but they drank all of them.

"Little Yue!"

"Hey, Master!"

"Look, everyone has given us a toast, shouldn't we also toast to them? I have a suggestion. We are already very familiar with Linghua, but we are not very familiar with all the big brothers present!"

"We are like this today. We will add an item when we go back to the toast later, and ask the big brothers one by one what they call them. I guess their names are not as simple as ours, so I ask you to remember their names. We will check them later. , whoever says something wrong will be punished!"

"Come on, then I'll pour the wine now!" After hearing this, Xiao Yueyue got into trouble, poured himself a glass of wine bravely, imitated the way of the Mongolian brothers just now, and handed it respectfully.

"Brother, what's your name?"

"Temuqiletu." The Mongolian elder brother took the wine glass and replied.

"My God, the first one was so hard, can you say it again?"

"Temuqiletu!"

"Oh, Temqiletu."

At this moment, the other brothers also stood up from their seats and went to toast.

"What's your name?"

"Baorjihan Unin Bayar."

"Dark Cloud Bilig."

"Por only cares about Wu Rigen."

"..."

Good guy, one is more difficult than the other. For a while, the brothers and sisters are divided into two groups, one group is relying on rote memorization, and the other group is just taking out their mobile phones to speculate.

Guo Degang clapped his hands and reminded: "Okay, okay, time is up, hand over your mobile phones!"

"Huh? You still have to hand over your phone?"

Zhang Helun, Zhang Jiunan and the others were dumbfounded by using their mobile phones to record, so they hurriedly took a second look before handing it in.

After the apprentices returned to their respective seats.

Guo Degang introduced: "There will be a punishment system later, that is, if I ask this brother what to call, if you make a mistake, we will have sheep tail oil for you to suck!"

Sheeptail oil sounds very greasy, but it is the most valuable food for hospitality on the grassland.

Guo Degang asked his apprentices with a smile: "Have you ever smoked?"

"No."

"I saw someone eat it on a short video, and I ate it with my hand!"

"Yes, and this mutton fat cannot be chewed, it has to be swallowed directly!"

While chatting, a Mongolian elder brother brought up a large plate of sheep tail oil, and it was trembling wildly, and it made me feel tired and panicked.

Seeing the disdain on the faces of the apprentices, Guo Degang explained with a smile: "Actually, sheep tail oil is the most noble gift in Mongolian etiquette. For example, if you win a wrestling, you will give a piece!"

"Master, since you have said so, shouldn't you show your apprentices!" Qu Xiaoyun continued with a smirk.

"Yes, Master, with your status here, you should try it first!" The disciples booed one after another.

Guo Degang had a face of resistance, wanting to refuse, but Linghua next to him said with a knife: "Yes, let's cut a piece for Teacher Guo first!"

Yu Qian couldn't stop laughing at the side: "Cut a big piece for Mr. Guo, I understand Mr. Guo, he likes to eat fat!"

Seeing that he couldn't avoid it, Guo Degang thought that the only one who can pull a back is the one, he nodded and agreed: "You can eat, you have to have my senior brother's share, and the older ones can't be left behind!"

"Okay!"

"Hahaha~~"

The two old brothers fell in love and killed each other, and there was a ball of laughter in the yurt.

After the laughter.

The Mongolian brothers cut two small strips of sheep tail oil and put them in the palms of Guo Degang and Yu Qian. They ate very happily, and compared themselves to the camera after eating.

But when the lens was removed and the stuff was revealed, they all unscrewed the sponsor's drink and pressed it.

Games start.

Guo Degang first asked the trickster Qu Xiaoyun: "Come on, classmate Xiaoqu, what's the name of this strong man!"

Qu Xiaoyun really didn't want to eat such a greasy food, so he memorized it very carefully just now, raised his eyes and thought about it, and quickly replied: "Wuyun Bilig!"

"Teacher Guo, he is right!" The strong Mongolian man gave a thumbs up.

"Where's the strong man?"

"Por'er only cares about Wu Rigen." Qu Xiaoyun blurted out.

"Wow!"

"Sure, Xiaoyun!" The brothers cast surprised glances.

Guo Degang nodded in satisfaction: "What's his uncle's name?"

Qu Xiaoyun: "???"

"Pfft~"

"Hahaha~~"

"Good guy, master, this is too shady!"

Seeing that Guo Degang must retaliate, everyone is happy to lean forward and back together.

Qu Xiaoyun looked aggrieved: "His uncle must also be surnamed Bo'erzhijin!"

"Nonsense, cut him into big pieces!" Guo Degang ordered with a smile.

"okay."

The Mongolian brothers were very honest and cut an extra-large piece for Qu Xiaoyun.

"..."

Qu Xiaoyun took the sheeptail oil and swallowed it calmly. After eating, he couldn't help giving a thumbs up and praised: "It's clean and hygienic, brothers!"

Immediately afterwards, other brothers also accepted the test in turn, and finally Qu Xiaoyun's team won with a slight advantage.

The host Linghua announced: "Okay, next, the cheating horse banquet will officially begin. The cheating horse banquet has a fixed name and five prescribed dishes. Let's serve the first dish!"

"The name is Tianci frankincense. Tianci frankincense is actually a platter of various dairy products. The white color of dairy products also represents purity!"

As soon as the words were finished, a Mongolian beauty came over with a large plate of dairy products, including milk tofu, milk skin, cheese, etc., which made people feel milky.

Linghua came out from her seat, stood in the middle of the yurt, and introduced how to play with a smile: "Next, I will teach a section of Mongolian dance. Whichever side dances well, this heavenly frankincense will belong to which team!"

The two teams are you watching me and I watching you, and they all understand. There are five dishes in total. If you want to eat, you have to win by yourself.

The special dairy products of the Mongolian people are still very attractive, and both teams are preparing to select elite players to participate.

"Jiuxi, you are the dancer of our team, the first dish depends on you!"

"Old Qin, you are the most amateurish dancer in our team!"

"I play disco, dance..."

"Don't be modest, go up and destroy Shang Jiuxi!"

"Let me try, don't blame me if I lose!"

In the end, the two teams sent Qin Xiaoxian and Shang Jiuxi respectively.

As a Mongolian Linghua, she is capable of singing and dancing. She danced to the music and danced very well. As students, Shang Jiuxi and Qin Xiaoxian were relatively stiff, and they danced like a square dance.

Finally, judged by the judge Guo Degang, Shang Jiuxi won the first dish.

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(End of this chapter)