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Chapter 269 Playing Too Dirty, Comparable to Uncle Qian and Mud

Linghua pointed to the second dish and introduced: "The second dish is called Grassland Bazhen, why is it called Bazhen? It is because there used to be some wild special vegetables or mushrooms on the grassland, such as Sha Onion, Shagai, and so on. There are some wild wood ear mushrooms."

"Actually, we don't need to work too hard on the cold dishes, there must be meat dishes in the back!"

The brothers are all carnivorous animals, and they lost interest when they saw that the second dish was a vegetarian dish.

"Big head!"

"Brother Lun, kill him!"

Both teams chose players with weaker dance talents. As the captain, Zhang Helun played in person, and Qu Xiaoyun sent Yan Hexiang with a big head.

Cheerful prairie music sounded.

A well-proportioned Mongolian boy shook his shoulders and performed a shoulder-shoulder dance, matching the movements of his feet, light and unrestrained.

The movements were relatively simple, but Yan Hexiang couldn't shake his shoulders at all, as if he had just pressed his limbs, Zhang Helun could barely shake, but it was like a big rooster flapping its wings, the picture was very funny.

In the end, Yan Hexiang lost, and Zhang Helun's team won again.

"The third dish is called Khan Blessing, which is our Mongolian roast whole lamb!"

The hardest dish came.

The lead dancer has also been replaced by a slender and lovely Mongolian girl, her slender arms are flexibly swinging in the air, and her graceful dancing posture is full of generosity and boldness, which is very eye-catching.

At the same time, the difficulty was relatively high. Qu Xiaoyun and Wang Jiulong both learned so-so, but Qu Xiaoyun was more coordinated with his body and won the victory, successfully pulling back a round.

The fourth dish is "Three Treasures Outside the Great Wall", including baked buns, fried cakes, and scones, which are used as the staple food at the horse banquet.

The last dish is "Prairie Sheep Soup Healthy Pot", which belongs to the special hot pot of the Mongolian people.

After some pk, they were all taken into the bag by Qu Xiaoyun's team.

Yan Hexiang patted Corruption's stomach, and mocked: "Oh, we are all meat and vegetables!"

Looking at the roasted whole lamb and the hot Mongolian specialty hot pot, Zhang Helun's team couldn't help sweating with envy, but they still fought back based on the principle of saying grapes are sour when they can't eat grapes.

Zhang Helun curled his mouth, pointed at the eight treasures of the grassland and said, "You old folks don't understand. There are plenty of meat on the grassland, and there are few vegetables. We have eight cold dishes here, which are sweet and sour!"

Shang Jiuxi gave a thumbs up: "Brother Lun's words are great, is there still time for me to change teams?"

"Fuck you, you traitor!"

"Hahaha~~"

Just kidding, how could you do that, the brothers evenly divided the dishes.

Guo Degang looked at a table of dishes, and said with a smile: "I sang and danced, and I had a great time. Everyone is hungry. Come on, let's eat, shall we?"

"it is good!"

The brothers and sisters shook off their cheeks, opened their back molars, and the food was like the water of the Yangtze River and the wind and clouds, as if yearning to pour it into a cardboard box, eating it clean.

After the full meal, the program still had to continue, and the crowd came to a wide grassland again.

The host Linghua introduced the game: "The next game we play is to pick up cow dung together. On the grassland, cow dung is divided into two types. The first one is fresh and wet, and it is placed around the yurt. The wind is strong. When it is dry, it can be heated, and when it is dry, it can be lit, and the smoke from the burning can disinfect and reduce inflammation, and can drive and eliminate mosquitoes and flies in the tents of the yurt, so cow dung is very important.”

After speaking, he handed a back basket to Qu Xiaoyun, and introduced: "I'm afraid I can't explain clearly, so let Teacher Qu demonstrate for us. Our game props are the back basket on the back, and there are two forks in it. .”

"You need to invite two Mongolian brothers to go from our current starting point to the end point with the red flag in the form of three people and four legs by tying the legs of the two people next to each other!"

"Along the way, you have to pick up cow dung with a fork. One person from each team. When the finish line is reached, whoever has the most wins. Another point is that the two teams must reach the finish line within 10 minutes!"

After listening to the rules, Qu Xiaoyun tried it with a fork and rake first. When he forked a lump of cow dung and threw it into the basket behind his back, he used too much force. on the shoulders.

"Oh, you kid did it on purpose. Fortunately, I dodged quickly, or I would have hit my head!" Zhang Helun shook his clothes, angrily picked up the fork and rake at hand, and counterattacked with a fork.

The game hasn't even started yet, and the two groups are engaged in a battle of cow dung.

Guo Degang was afraid of being implicated, so he quickly ran to the side: "My God, what you play is too dirty! It's dirtier than me peeing, Teacher Yu and mud!"

"Go, I haven't heard of it!" Yu Qian smiled and pushed him.

"Hahaha~~"

"Good guy, master never left uncle behind!"

Everyone was so teased that they lost their strength, and the cow dung battle was forced to suspend.

After playing around.

Both teams sent long-legged, Qu Xiaoyun and Wang Jiulong. After each selected a Mongolian brother with a relatively harmonious body shape and height, after Linghua gave a password, they started the cow dung picking competition.

The two groups of people stumbled and moved at a slow pace, while picking up the cow dung on the ground and throwing it into the back basket behind them.

Although Wang Jiulong crossed the line first at a faster speed, he picked up less, not even half of Qu Xiaoyun's weight.

"Zhang He's wheel team weighs two kilograms!"

"Qu Xiaoyun's team is six kilograms!"

"Congratulations to Team Qu Xiaoyun for winning!"

"The next game is called the warrior's game. We Mongolian warriors are particularly good at three games, namely horse riding, wrestling and archery!"

After Linghua finished speaking, she led the two teams to two piles of haystacks, which were made up of many square haystacks, with balloons tied to each piece of haystack.

"Today we chose the archery game. Let me explain to you. There are red and blue teams here. You can hide behind your haystacks. If you want to shoot someone on the other side, that person will be eliminated. And One rule is to hit the opponent's balloon, and the opponent will be removed from a haystack!"

"Do you understand?"

"understood!"

"Okay, then get ready!"

After a while, the contestants of the two teams changed their clothes and put on their protective helmets. After their respective teams pressed the sheep bones, the two sides began to fight.

"Let you see what the contemporary Xiao Li Guang is!"

"Wake up, hunting time!"

"My hunting ground was shut down by me on Sunday, so today is Monday!"

After a few harsh words from the second class, Qu Xiaoyun's team took the lead in launching an offensive, and Zhang Helun's team fought back, not to be outdone. It's hard to hit without moving.

In the end, Qu Xiaoyun won with the advantage of hitting an arrow.

After the game was over, Guo Degang summoned his apprentices and announced: "Congratulations to Qu Xiaoyun's team for winning, and we have one more thing to solve, which is the issue of commission coupons. There is a sheepfold behind us. There are sheep in this sheepfold, everyone goes in to pick them out, and weigh them after they are brought out, and whoever carries the sheep with the weight will give priority to the commission coupon!"

"Let's choose the winning team first!"

"Thank you Master!"

The four members of Qu Xiaoyun's team stepped into the fence, weighed the lambs in their arms, and selected the commission coupons based on the weight.

After both teams were selected, the reality show session ended, and everyone returned to the hotel by car to prepare for the next day's competition session.

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(End of this chapter)