Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 271

After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand, put away his smile and said, "Just now I made a little joke with everyone, there are actually two tricks in cross talk!"

"Which two tricks?" Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun stretched out his finger and said, "The first is health!"

"Why does this have anything to do with health?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained with a smile: "The four comic talk talkers are cursing at each other, you're an artist if you beat those three to death!"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"It makes sense!" Yan He smiled and gave a thumbs up.

Qu Xiaoyun gave specific examples: "One dies at 35, one dies at 37, and one dies after being hit by a car at 40. You are the only one left. You can't even speak human words, but if you live to 95, you are an artist!"

"What's the matter?" Yan He asked in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "You have the right to speak, those three people have become ashamed, what are you talking about!"

"No one is raising the bar!" Yan Hexiang nodded.

This paragraph actually has some ironic meaning, but it is also a phenomenon in the industry.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "So health is very important, and secondly, culture is more important!"

"Oh, it's knowledge!" Yan Hexiang nodded.

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up to his partner: "Everything is just passing by. In the end, culture is the most important thing. Teacher Yan is the most educated in the entire cross talk world!"

Yan Hexiang chuckled: "Look, why is it talking about me again, why are you praising me so much!"

Qu Xiaoyun continued to praise: "Really, let's be honest, I have never seen anyone with a higher education level than him!"

"Hey, I just went to school for a few years." Yan Hexiang was very happy to hear that.

Qu Xiaoyun gave an example: "Audience come to the backstage, Mr. Qu, please sign your name, take the pen to write Qu Xiaoyun, Mr. Yan, please sign your name, Mr. Yan raised the brush!"

"Oh, it's great to use a brush!" Yan He said in detail.

"Write Yan Hexiang's three characters." Qu Xiaoyun imitated the action of signing and kept writing for a long time.

Yan Hexiang rubbed his chin and felt that something was wrong, and stretched out his hand to stop him: "Hey, it's fine, why is my name so long?"

Qu Xiaoyun explained with a smile: "Old typo!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Hey, that culture isn't very good!" Yan Hexiang pouted.

Qu Xiaoyun gave another thumbs up: "Writing and drawing, everyone is doing this!"

Yan Hexiang nodded: "I also like painting."

Qu Xiaoyun gave an example: "Yan Hexiang is over 40 this year, and he is still studying at the Academy of Fine Arts!"

"Start from the basics!" Yan He praised in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the scene at that time: "My name is Yan Hexiang, can I come to study?"

"Ask someone."

"Hey, Mr. Yan, you still have time to study, welcome! Yan Hexiang is very happy, and asked me, do you have a class in human body drawing?"

"Applause!!!"

The audience boos meaningfully.

"Why do I want to learn this?" Yan Hexiang pouted.

Qu Xiaoyun chuckled: "The one where the big girl and the little daughter-in-law don't wear clothes is drawn, and there are also men. They nodded, yes, you come! Yan Hexiang signed up and went!"

"I'm still in a hurry."

Qu Xiaoyun sighed lightly: "Yan Hexiang will not go after three days."

"Why didn't I go after so much effort?" Yan He asked inexplicably.

Qu Xiaoyun explained with a smile: "It's too cold!"

"Hahaha~~"

The reversal was too fast, and bursts of laughter came from the audience.

"Co-author, I stripped naked and let people paint. I'm learning to paint!" Yan Hexiang raised his eyebrows and complained.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and continued: "So the more I look at Teacher Yan these years, the more I admire her!"

"how?"

"It is because of Teacher Yan that I have the grades I have today!"

Yan Hexiang waved his hand: "You are too much!"

"The level is high, we grew up together!" Qu Xiaoyun pointed to his partner, and said to the audience: "Many people don't know, our brothers are actually young!"

It was nonsense with staring eyes, and the audience laughed after hearing it.

"Am I a bit too greedy? We look like we're young?" Yan Hexiang curled his lips after hearing this.

"Yes!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded solemnly: "It grew from a small piece, we are neighbors, right?"

"Yes!" Yan He nodded ignorant of his conscience.

Cross talk is like this, you can't laugh without reason.

Qu Xiaoyun was satisfied and continued to say: "When I was young, I used to play together. There was a saying in the capital that said how good the two brothers are, and they are called to go to the big friendship with their buttocks naked!"

"There is such a sentence!" Yan Hexiang nodded in agreement.

Qu Xiaoyun lowered his head and said embarrassingly, "Our brothers were ignorant when we were young, so we just ran around the street naked!"

"Yes." Yan He nodded carefully.

Right in the middle of his arms, Qu Xiaoyun laughed: "I was six years old that year, and he was 21!"

"Hahahahaha~~"

The audience in the audience heard this, imagining the scene of Yan Hexiang shaking his big head, running on the street with his buttocks naked at the age of 21, the joy was over, and the joyous atmosphere of the scene immediately went up.

"Okay!"

Yan Hexiang curled his lips: "I was sentenced to three years because of this!"

"I can't catch up with him if we run together!" Qu Xiaoyun continued nonsense.

"I'm a rascal, me?" Yan He pushed in detail.

"Hahaha~~"

The audience was amused again.

Qu Xiaoyun explained solemnly: "Wouldn't that be naive!"

"That's too naive! You can't do that, you have to put on your pants!" Yan Hexiang was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Yes, yes, I put it on later, anyway, I always played together when I was young, brothers are good!"

"Correct!"

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up, and continued: "That's why I know you very well. Teacher Yan learned essays at the age of three, martial arts at the age of four, and crushed boulders on his chest at the age of five!"

"I have also practiced some martial arts." Yan He said in detail.

"Starting to work at the age of 20..."

Yan Hexiang stretched out his hand to stop him: "Wait a minute, five years old is so good, you can crush boulders in your chest, and you start working at 20 years old, what did you do in those years?"

Qu Xiaoyun was delighted: "Heal your wounds!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Okay, Dashi and I will break the other!" Yan Hexiang curled his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun then boasted: "Awesome, he is the richest person in our class, sit here, the teacher will tell her!"

"What am I doing?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the action of counting money: "You take out a stack of money and count the money to play!"

"Okay!"

"Your father also counts, and those who count the money have no fingerprints!"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"The fingerprints are all worn out!" Yan Hexiang curled his lips.

"As long as Yan Hexiang has never seen it before, he must buy it!"

"If you have money, don't just spend it!"

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the situation at that time, and arrogantly said: "You are rich and powerful, if you see what the classmate is holding, as long as he hasn't seen it before, it's a shame - what is it, show me!"

"What is it, I haven't seen it before?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained with a smile: "You stick."

"Hahaha~~"

Yan Hexiang raised his eyebrows, and said angrily, "I haven't even seen fried dough sticks? Is this the child of a rich family?"

Qu Xiaoyun explained solemnly: "We all buy fried dough sticks to eat, and your family is full of fried dough sticks fried by the chef."

"Aren't they all the same, aren't they also fried dough sticks!" Yan Hexiang was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun explained in detail: "You can't eat the whole root after you fry it, it's all broken."

"Why do you eat broken pieces?" Yan Hexiang didn't understand.

"It's impolite to send the whole root up, the chef chewed it up first, he, tui!" Qu Xiaoyun said in an emotional voice, and wiped his mouth after spitting it out.

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience was stunned by his image.

"Ah? The cook chewed it up!" Yan Hexiang was shocked.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "It's all broken when stacked on the plate, so you haven't seen the whole one."

"Hey chicken, what are you!" Yan He complained in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun didn't know the difference, and continued: "Count out 200 yuan, throw it in the face of a classmate, and sell it to me!"

Yan Hexiang patted his big head, and he was happy: "No wonder I have a big head, 200 yuan can buy half a deep-fried dough stick."

"Hahaha~~"

Backstage.

Yu Qian was amused: "Good guy, the actors who are so popular are taking their own burdens, it's very good, Gao Xiaobei, give a point to the big head!"

Qu Xiaoyun pouted, and suddenly frowned: "Yan Hexiang feels that the taste is not right, why is it not salty?"

"puff!"

The burden was too much, and the audience laughed again and again.

"A classmate's mouth is not as important as a cook's!" Yan He saw it clearly.

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun looked disgusted, and continued: "It's disgusting to say, anyway, it's like this, buy something if you haven't seen it, Qu Xiaoyun come here!"

"What are you looking for?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the scene at that time and said: "Open your hands, how dare you play with small shells? I will give you 500 yuan! After speaking, I snatched five small shells away."

"500 yuan to buy five small shells? This is really rich." Yan Hexiang shook his head helplessly.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Of course, you will know when you grow up."

"What?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun laughed: "That's the pistachio skin!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Well, no matter how rich our family is, we can't waste it like this!" Yan Hexiang pouted.

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up: "You are rich, not an ordinary family, a scholarly family, after the eunuch!"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"After the eunuch? The eunuch is the eunuch!" Yan Hexiang said angrily.

Qu Xiaoyun hastily changed his words: "It's wrong, after the officials."

"It's almost the same, the eunuch has no heirs." Yan He complained carefully.

Qu Xiaoyun gave another thumbs up: "I think his great-grandfather used to be an official."

"There is such a person." Yan Hexiang nodded.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "I saw that the photo belonged to his great-grandfather. There were photo studios in the Qing Dynasty, and it was impossible for ordinary people to take pictures. Li Hongzhang had one, and so did Cixi."

"Those are all people with status." Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun turned his head with a listless face and asked, "Is the person next to Cixi your great-grandfather?"

"Hahaha~~"

"No, the eunuch next to Cixi!" Yan Hexiang said angrily.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and described the photo: "Your great-grandfather is wearing a flower feather and sitting here in court clothes, and there is a couplet behind him. The upper couplet is a blessing."

"What about the second line?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "Fortune is like the East China Sea!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Good guy, what a loss!" Yan Hexiang curled his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun then boasted: "I have a status. I can't remember whether your great-grandfather was a second-rank official or a first-rank official. It seems that his job is to be in charge of tasting Hedinghong."

"Wouldn't this official luck be very prosperous?" Yan He asked with a frown. .

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "He passed away on the day he took office."

"Hahaha~~"

"Then it's time to live." Yan Hexiang was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "Later, your grandfather said that our family members don't want to be officials anymore."

"Why?" Yan Hexiang didn't understand.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "Because health is better than anything else, so start practicing martial arts from your grandfather!"

Yan Hexiang nodded: "Learning martial arts is good for your health."

"Proficient in all eighteen kinds of weapons, knives, guns, swords and halberds, axes and forks, maces and hammers, sticks and sticks, kidnappers and meteors, pointed ones, bladed ones, ribbed ones, barbed ones, and Emei needles. Those with chains have been practiced."

Qu Xiaoyun slipped his tongue, and when this set of words came down, bursts of applause came from the audience.

"Huh!"

After the applause.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "How many masters of martial arts from south to north have taught your grandfather!"

"Join a famous teacher to visit Gao You." Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyes and thought for a while: "I am deeply impressed by a tall man, a master of iron sand palm."

Yan Hexiang raised his palm and said, "Kung fu on both hands."

"Single slap is 500 catties, two slaps is 1000 catties, this hero taught your grandfather."

"This is a blessing." Yan Hexiang gave a thumbs up.

Qu Xiaoyun sighed lightly: "Hey, it's a pity that this hero passed away too early."

"Yo, what's going on?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun showed a sad expression: "He died in one morning."

"Because of what?"

Qu Xiaoyun patted his face, and explained: "Because when I applied toner on my face after washing, I used too much energy!"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience laughed up and down after hearing it.

"What can you do with yourself with such great ability, really!" Yan Hexiang was speechless.

"Anyway, such a capable person has taught your grandfather!"

"Just these heartless knights." Yan Hexiang said disdainfully.

Qu Xiaoyun stretched out his hand to stop him: "Nonsense, those are all masters! In the end, your grandfather is full of martial arts and dare not touch iron!"

"What's wrong with the iron weapon?" Yan Hexiang didn't understand.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "I'm afraid of hurting others!"

"Yo, such great ability!" Yan Hexiang's eyes lit up.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "The ability is too great, but it's impossible to go out and walk in the rivers and lakes without a weapon. Your grandfather brought a gourd."

"Just bring a gourd to defend yourself?" Yan Hexiang didn't understand.

"Yes, bring seven gourds with you, and there are formulas before you do it."

"What formula?"

Qu Xiaoyun sang with a smile: "Ding dong dong dong dong jingling..."

"Hahaha~~"

"Gourd baby? I've never heard of it!" Yan He gave him a detailed push.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and waved his hands: "Just kidding, there are not seven gourds, just one, a big gourd, but your grandpa split the big gourd and carried half a gourd on his back. .”

"Oh."

"Give your grandfather a nickname in the martial arts world!"

"What is it called?"

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up and said with emphasis: "The world's number one scooper!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Hey, this is too ugly." Yan Hexiang curled his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun said disapprovingly, "Half a gourd is a scoop."

"That can't be called that, it's too ugly!" Yan Hexiang looked disgusted.

Qu Xiaoyun sighed: "Hey, your grandpa got sick later..."

"Hahaha~~"

"Applause!!!"

The audience in the audience understood in seconds, and all laughed and booed.

Yan Hexiang pondered for a moment, then tentatively asked: "Is it a prostitute?"

"Hahaha~~"

……

(End of this chapter)