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Chapter 272 Interesting Anecdotes of Grandparents
"What's wrong with whoring!"

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and pushed him: "This person's thoughts are very dirty, don't talk so dirty, the reason why your grandfather is sick is that he practiced too much martial arts, which caused his whole body to fail!"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"Wait!"

Yan Hexiang stretched out his hand to stop him and said, "Whole body paralysis? That's called hemiplegia, right?"

Qu Xiaoyun explained solemnly: "Your grandfather suffered from hemiplegia twice!"

"Hahaha~~"

The description was very fresh, and the audience was amused.

"Hey, one side at a time!" Yan Hexiang curled his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and stretched out his index finger: "But there are two lucky things. First, your grandfather has a very clear mind and a very quick thinking."

"Can think about things." Yan He said in detail.

"Second, the eyes can move!"

"Oh, I can't move my whole body, only my eyes can move."

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "I'm worried at home, what should I do? Why don't you marry a daughter-in-law, old people call this Chongxi."

"That's what I said." Yan Hexiang nodded.

Qu Xiaoyun continued solemnly: "Yes, there is a daughter-in-law who will be cured if she rushes. Your grandma, who just married, has been meticulous in every possible way. The old couple gave birth to eight children!"

Yan Hexiang raised his eyebrows, and stretched out his hand to stop him: "Wait for a while, you can give birth to eight children just by looking at your eyes?"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience laughed up and down.

"It's plausible, don't you even have to stop moving! How did you have a baby!" Yan He continued to complain with his nose crooked.

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up: "Your grandfather must be strong!"

"Nonsense, what does this have to do with being strong!" Yan Hexiang said angrily.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand and said foolishly: "I don't know, there are a lot of children anyway, otherwise how could there be your father here?"

"That's true." Yan Hexiang replied helplessly.

Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyebrows: "Your father's meeting is just in time!"

"what happened?"

Qu Xiaoyun made a gesture of counting money: "Your family is taking advantage of the money, your grandpa's money has not had time to squander it!"

Yan Hexiang nodded: "That's right, you can't get it out of your eyes!"

The audience was amused again.

Qu Xiaoyun continued to praise: "Your father is the young master of the Yan family, and he drove a car when he went out."

"There were cars back then?"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Yes, your father is driving a Rolls Royce, wearing a suit and leather shoes, and wearing French perfume!"

"French perfume is good!" Yan He praised in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun raised his nose and smelled it decently, squinted his eyes and praised: "The perfume is so fragrant!"

"What brand?" Yan Hexiang's curiosity was aroused.

"Yeah……"

Qu Xiaoyun was at a loss for words for a while, and said foolishly: "Anyway, it's very fragrant!"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"Wait a minute, don't be fooled, what's wrong with it, what brand is it?" Seeing that he couldn't speak French, Yan He continued to ask with a smirk.

Qu Xiaoyun blushed, and finally said three words: "Wang Shouyi."

"Hahaha~~"

Yan Hexiang raised his eyebrows, and pushed him angrily: "Thirteen Fragrances? How dare my father spray himself with condiments when he goes out!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded and said: "As soon as your father passed by the street, passers-by have appetites!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Yeah, I must have an appetite, I think of barbecue!" Yan Hexiang curled his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun then praised: "Your father has status, many people can't even eat a whole meal at home, your father has nothing to eat Western food!"

"rich!"

"There is also a custom-made knife and fork made of sterling silver."

"Huh!"

"Big silver fork 1.5 meters!"

"That long?"

"Yes, go eat western food on your shoulders!"

Yan He pushed him carefully: "You didn't go to eat Western food, you went to learn from Zhu Bajie to learn scriptures, how could it be so long!"

The audience in the audience filled their brains with the picture, laughing hard.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the eating situation and said: "Your father is sitting in a western restaurant, the waiter came, and I know your father is the young master of the Yan family——Hello, sir, there is a very fresh beef tongue today, would you like to try it?"

Yan He was very happy: "Ox tongue is good!"

Qu Xiaoyun frowned and said, "Your father almost vomited up after hearing it, it's so disgusting!"

"What's so disgusting about ox tongue?" Yan Hexiang didn't understand.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand and explained: "Good guy, what comes out of the cow's mouth is too disgusting, don't eat it!"

"Oh, what do you want to eat?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun was amused, and asked with a smile, "Are there any eggs?"

"Hahaha~~"

There were bursts of laughter from the audience.

"It's not disgusting to eat what comes out of the butt? I've never heard of it!" Yan Hexiang raised his eyebrows and pushed him angrily.

Qu Xiaoyun spread his hands together: "I don't know who this person is. Your father is sitting here with his mouth curled up. He looks rich! When you're full, have a cup of human shit coffee!"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

Yan Hexiang looked disgusted, and stretched out his hand to stop him: "Put it down quickly, it's too disgusting, it's called cat poop coffee!"

Qu Xiaoyun analyzed in detail: "Civet cats eat coffee beans, and the coffee made from excrement is called cat poop coffee. Although this is good, the yield is low!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Is the output of human feces high? Is that stuff edible?" Yan He was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head: "I don't understand, I don't understand the lives of rich people like you!"

"Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand!" Yan Hexiang said with disgust.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and then said: "Of course, you can't be rich for three generations, and your father was also poor!"

"Why are you down?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

"It's a good day for the golden mountain to be spent, but the old man is good. I can live when I have money, and I can live when I don't have money." Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up and praised.

"You can enjoy blessings and suffer hardships!" Yan He said in detail.

"Your father can still earn money to support the family!"

Yan Hexiang's eyes lit up: "I'm used to squandering, this is not easy!"

Qu Xiaoyun expressed admiration: "Your father thinks that idea is absolutely dead!"

"what happened?"

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up: "Your father made a stick!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Is it possible to save money if you don't have a heart?" Yan Hexiang said speechlessly.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head and said, "It's not that mentally handicapped person, it's about making walking sticks, making them and selling them."

"Oh, such a staff."

Qu Xiaoyun was delighted: "And then your father sells swords!"

"Hahaha~~"

"You're short-sighted, so you're being cheap!" Yan Hexiang snorted coldly.

Qu Xiaoyun stretched out his hand and said, "How can you say that about your father, your father is selling swords!"

"What kind of business is this!" Yan He slapped the table in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun stretched out his fingers and counted, and said: "Your father first made sticks and then sold swords. It may have been five years in total."

"This is not easy to slow down." Yan He said in detail.

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience laughed up and down.

After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "Your father worked for the family and worked hard day and night, and later he even did physical work."

"You've worked hard, what are you doing?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "Go outside the office building and clean the glass for someone."

"Oh, that's Spider-Man!" Yan Hexiang gave a thumbs up.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "It's not easy for your father to clean the office building every day, and then the residential building."

"Oh."

"When cleaning the residential building, your father's mood will be much better!"

"What's the difference?" Yan Hexiang didn't understand.

Qu Xiaoyun analyzed with a smirk: "Think about it, the office buildings are all dressed in clean clothes, so what's the point of going to work in suits and ties? Residential buildings can wear everything anyway, right?"

"Applause!!!"

The audience booed with laughter.

"Good guy, no wonder my father is in a good mood." Yan He was very happy.

Qu Xiaoyun described: "Your father was cleaning the glass that day, and the elder sister had just finished taking a shower and had no clothes on!"

"Yo!" Yan Hexiang's eyes lit up.

Qu Xiaoyun wiped his saliva and said with a smile, "Your father is so happy to see it!"

"If you don't hold it with your hands, you will fall for a while." Yan Hexiang said speechlessly.

"Your father is happy, is it my birthday today?"

"Hey, celebrate your birthday here!"

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "The elder sister saw your father when she turned her head, her eyes met. If you wait for someone to call out hooligans first, it will be too late. It will depend on who speaks quickly!"

"Good guy." Yan Hexiang said in surprise.

Qu Xiaoyun crossed his waist and said fiercely: "What are you looking at? Didn't you see the glass-cleaning person?"

"Hahaha~~"

"Who is it? This is all! The villain will sue first!" Yan Hexiang curled his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "We were all afraid of your father when we were young. Your father is amazing. Why are you so gentle? It's because your father is strict with you!"

"That's true, the family education is strict." Yan Hexiang nodded.

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up: "The old man must be strong. Your father opened his mouth to sleep and ran into a cockroach. The old man was afraid that the cockroach would not die, so he drank a bottle of cockroach medicine himself!"

The audience in the audience leaned forward and back together after listening to the music. This series of burdens directly filled the joyful atmosphere.

"Hey, is this still the time to make the stick?" Yan Hexiang asked in surprise.

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up: "Is that what ordinary people do?"

"It's too cruel." Qu Xiaoyun pouted.

After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "His father bought a bicycle to send him to school, and he sat on the back, and accidentally got his foot stuck in the wheel of the bicycle!"

"its me?"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "An ordinary mediocre parent would be terrified. Are you okay, kid? Does it hurt?"

"This is a mediocre parent, what about my father?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the situation at that time and said: "Your father didn't, the rider was stunned, why couldn't he pedal?"

"and then?"

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and said, "Stand up and pedal!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Heh! It's not easy for me to grow so big. I stand up and kick my feet and come down!" Yan Hexiang said speechlessly.

"Don't spoil!"

"I've never heard of it, it's called destruction!"

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "I understand that they are all in the same class. I will take the exam. If I get 99 points in the exam, my mother will take me to a big meal. Yan Hexiang will not dare to go home if I get [-] points in the exam!"

After hearing this, Yan Hexiang laughed at himself and said, "I'm also a disabled person who is better than me. Why don't I study hard without my feet?"

"Then you have to go home. Your father was walking the dog at the door of the house. When he turned around and saw you, how much did you score? 99... Your father was in a hurry at that time!"

"what?"

Qu Xiaoyun rolled his arms, imitating the situation at that time and said: "Your father is so angry that he turns the dog around and beats you!"

"Good guy, hit me with a dog." Yan Hexiang said in surprise.

Qu Xiaoyun looked sympathetic: "I'm hitting you in the face, even people and dogs are stunned!"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience filled their brains with the picture, laughing unsteadily.

"Who did the dog provoke?" Yan Hexiang said speechlessly.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "A filial son is born under the stick, so now Yan Hexiang has a very peaceful temper and disposition. When did you see him fight with others?"

"No fight."

"Arguing and bickering?"

"Never had."

"But you also have enemies."

"Of course, everyone has."

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "You are happy to see your enemy, you are very self-cultivated! After you go home, write the name of your enemy on the Kongming lantern!"

"What are you doing?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "Personally send them to the west."

"Hahaha~~"

"Oh, I'm so insidious!" Yan Hexiang pouted.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "We both grew up together, Yan Hexiang is just like my own brother, a lot of children played with him since childhood!"

"Yes, I will take the children to play." Yan Hexiang nodded.

"He spends money on eating, drinking tea, and shopping, even if he goes to that place, he spends money!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Applause!!!"

The audience laughed and booed.

"Wait a minute, where are we going?" Yan He asked with a pursed lip.

Qu Xiaoyun explained with a smile: "Xinhua Bookstore!"

Yan Hexiang raised his eyebrows: "Scare me, what do you call Xinhua Bookstore?"

"You thought you were going to shop early?"

"Okay, stop talking!"

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "Our group of children absolutely obeyed him. In one class, the first exam was over, and he told me - go, the remedial class! I have to go. After the remedial class, I found that the remedial class taught Password!"

"Which remedial class teaches that stuff!"

"I thought it was useless at first, but when I went back for the exam, I found it would be useful!"

"How do you use the exam?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the situation at that time and said: "In the examination room, I sit in this corner, and you sit in the other corner. During the test, you knock on the table. I understand. You mean to ask me how to answer the first question."

"Tell me quickly!"

"Boom boom boom~~"

Qu Xiaoyun knocked on the desk with a folding fan and said, "I'll knock on the table too—no ​​way!"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"Hey, that's right, you've already learned the secret code after all this time!" Yan Hexiang shook his head helplessly.

"He asked every question in a big paper, and I told him no for every question!"

"Well, it's a waste of effort!"

"Hahaha~~"

……

(End of this chapter)