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Chapter 273 Do You Have Time To Pick Up Shit?
After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun patted his partner on the shoulder: "Although this is the case, our relationship is still good. It's not because you are rich. It's your business to have money. Our relationship is here!"

"Yes!" Yan Hexiang nodded.

"But you are really rich!"

Qu Xiaoyun turned his head and said to the audience: "He is the first person in our class to buy an iPhone. We have never seen the fingerprint boot. He is the first one!"

"Yes." Yan Hexiang grinned with pride.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "You also bought one for your father, but your father doesn't want it."

"Why?" Yan Hexiang asked incomprehensibly.

Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyebrows and explained: "The machine cannot be turned on!"

"That's right, those who count money don't have fingerprints anymore!" Yan Hexiang was speechless.

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

Qu Xiaoyun pointed to his feet, and said: "Later, we all used fingerprints to turn on the phone, and Yan Hexiang was more advanced, using his toes!"

"Footprints to turn on the phone?" Yan Hexiang asked in surprise.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Yes, we used fingerprints to turn the phone on later, you are more advanced!"

"What kind of advanced method?"

Qu Xiaoyun was happy: "Walking on the street, my sister-in-law came to WeChat, you take off your clothes and sit on your phone!"

"Hahaha~~"

Yan Hexiang patted his thigh: "Well, it's too dirty!"

Qu Xiaoyun continued to praise: "Yan Hexiang is not only rich, but also knowledgeable than us. If I can't write at home, I can call him and ask him!"

"I can do it!" Yan Hexiu patted his chest with a smug expression.

"He is rich in learning, and he has a lot of books at home. If I have any books I want to read, I will call him too."

Yan Hexiang nodded: "I love reading, there are indeed a lot of books at home."

Qu Xiaoyun pretended to be on the phone and said, "I once wanted to read Stephen Hawking's A Brief History of Time, so I called him—do you have time to pick up shit?"

"Hahaha~~"

The burden rang, and the audience in the audience was rocking with laughter.

"...Do I have any answer?" Yan Hexiang asked with pouted lips.

Qu Xiaoyun said with a smile: "Listening to the sound is not very pleasant - I don't pick up shit when I have time!"

The audience in the audience was amused again after listening.

Yan Hexiang spread his hands together: "Hey, full twist!"

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up: "Yan Hexiang has learned a lot, and said that the cross talk group is the first to play computer games!"

Yan Hexiang nodded: "I prefer electronic products!"

"One day Yan Hexiang called me and told me that he bought a universal computer that could do everything, and asked me to ask about his computer if I didn't know anything! When I went to his house, I looked there for a long time, but I didn't see it. I understand!" Qu Xiaoyun rubbed his chin, lost in thought.

"What didn't you understand?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun described with gestures with his hands: "The light is on, and there is a plate inside that can spin!"

Yan Hexiang said speechlessly: "Come here, you, that's a microwave oven!"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"Hey, your knowledge is too poor!" Yan Hexiang looked disgusted.

Qu Xiaoyun's eyes lit up, and he said: "The computer is huge when you enter the room. People have said, if there is anything you don't understand, let me ask the computer, just ask!"

"It's amazing!" Yan He praised in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun pondered for a moment, and said: "I thought about it, and asked a question - what is 637863 multiplied by 357833? My computer is back - no!"

"Good guy, are you mixing secret codes and computers?" Yan Hexiang curled his lips.

"Hahaha~~"

"No."

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand: "Tell me, the computer knows that I am playing with it, so it plays with me too!"

"Oh, this is so smart!" Yan Hexiang gave a thumbs up.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and then said: "High-tech, I asked you to ask one, and you asked—where is my father?"

"What's the point of asking this when I'm free!" Yan Hexiang curled his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun didn't know the difference, and continued to say: "After a while of calculations, the computer came up with the answer - your father is fishing by the river!"

"You know all of this!" Yan Hexiang said in surprise.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand: "You waved your hand - no, my father and mother went on a trip, there is something wrong with this universal computer!"

"Start again!" Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "You asked the computer in a different form - where is my mother's husband? You have the answer!"

"What's the answer?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun was happy: "Your mother's husband is traveling outside, and your father is fishing by the river!"

"I'll fuck you, I've never heard of it!" Yan He pushed him with a smile.

"Hahaha~~"

"it is good!!!"

The joke was full of laughs, and the audience liked it very much, and gave warm applause one after another.

Undoubtedly, it was a successful start.

Amid warm applause, the two bowed and stepped off the stage, and the show continued.

The remaining three groups also performed well, with a lot of burdens, and it can be seen that they are also fully prepared for the competition.

In a blink of an eye, the last group of performances ended.

Guo Degang and Yu Qian led their apprentices back to the stage, and there was another burst of applause from the audience.

"thanks, thanks!"

After Guo Degang cupped his hands to thank him, he asked with a smile, "Are you happy listening to the cross talk today?"

"happy!"

The audience in the audience responded in unison.

"I know some Mongolian buddies in the audience. We played a game yesterday and had a lot of fun!"

"Yes!" Yu Qian praised.

"I asked Qu Xiaoyun's team to send some tickets to the first generation of devotees who came to work in Baotou. It is said that there are now three generations of builders who can build such a steel city. Mingzhu, it’s not easy, salute to everyone, everyone has worked hard!” After Guo Degang finished speaking, all the actors bowed to the audience.

The audience applauded again.

"Okay, next, please come to the stage to vote. The number of votes in your hands determines whether the actors on the stage will wear coats or tracksuits!"

As the audience came to the stage to vote one after another, the actors who participated in today's performance couldn't help but get nervous.

Finally, after some statistics, Qu Xiaoyun's team won the victory, and Shang Jiuxi, who had the lowest number of votes in Zhang Helun's team, was eliminated because there were no people on the bench who had never been on stage. From this issue onwards, you can choose at will. Zhang Helun chooses In order to let Shaobing join the team.

"Let us congratulate Qu Xiaoyun's team for winning this round!"

Guo Degang looked at his apprentices, and said with a smile: "The waves in the Yangtze River push forward the waves. In the martial arts, newcomers replace old ones, cold benches and hot butts are exchanged back and forth. I hope you won't be too proud of winning, and you don't have to be so sad when you lose. There's still the next issue, let's continue talking about cross talk, shall we?"

"it is good!"

Finally, under the scene of Qu Xiaoyun drinking the sponsor's drink, the sixth episode of the group round ended.

The next day.

A group of actors from Deyun Club set off to Xiangshan. After several intense recordings, Guo Degang was ready to let the apprentices relax.

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(End of this chapter)