Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund
Chapter 279 Bonfire Party
Chapter 279 Bonfire Party
Deyun and the actors got on the bus together.
Guo Degang and Guo Qilin sat in the front row.
"How happy!"
"Extremely interesting!"
Guo Degang recalled with a smile: "When they were young, they watched them play. Tao Yang was very small. He built a pool in the yard to fill in the water. Several of them played in the water."
Guo Qilin's eyes lit up, he nodded and said: "Yes, yes, it's the kind of swimming pool that blows air, fill it up and then put water in it, and me."
Guo Degang laughed: "Think back in those days, when they were playing in the courtyard with their buttocks naked."
Guo Qilin smiled and shook his head: "That battle is not too small!"
"Hahaha~~"
"At that time, Xiao Yueyue was playing together, and Luan Dangdang!" After Guo Qilin finished speaking, he turned his head and pointed at Luan Dangdang who didn't show his face today.
"What are you two laughing at?" Luan Dangdang, who was chatting with the cold benches, looked dazed.
Guo Qilin explained with a smile: "You used to play with Tao Yang in the pool with Xiao Yueyue bare buttocks!"
"Oh, Brother Luan, there's still this matter!"
The brothers and sisters cast meaningful glances one after another.
Luan Dangdang hurriedly waved his hands: "I don't know if Xiaoyue Yueguang is naked, I must be wearing it!"
"If you are in your 20s and are still naked in the courtyard, I will kick you out!" Guo Qilin laughed.
"Hahaha~~"
Guo Degang rubbed the gourd in his hand, with a nostalgic smile on his face: "I used to sit by the pool and watch them, and now I still want to do that!"
Guo Qilin smiled and waved his hands: "It took a while, now, I'm ashamed to be naked!"
"Hahaha~~"
Chatting and chatting, the bus drove to the destination, on a golden beach.
It's going to be a bit noisy, it's going to rain, and there are very few tourists on the beach.
After getting off the car, everyone stood in a row on the beach, waiting for Yu Qian's arrangement.
"It was the team of the two teachers Guo and Qu Xiaoyun just now. Although they lost the water polo game, the game is still fun. Since the two admit that the game is fun, let's continue to play the game of Qu Xiaoyun's team."
"The next game is fun. It's very interesting. I buried something on the beach. The game is called Beach Treasure Hunt. There are seven boxes in total. There is a treasure in each box. Let's see which team digs out the most treasures and which team digs out the most treasures." Even if you win! Winning or losing is important here, let's play big this time, and the winning team this time can get a [-]% bonus coupon!"
After Uncle Qian introduced the rules, Qu Xiaoyun's team was very excited and began to gear up. After all, they have been falling behind, and the comeback depends on the last game.
"One more thing, after playing this game in a while, we will have a bonfire party, everyone will eat and drink together, and have a big party together!"
"it is good!!!"
The brothers and sisters were already hungry after a day of tossing around. When they heard that there would be a bonfire party later, they couldn't help cheering.
Guo Degang looked at his old partner, smiled and teased: "Your uncle has had a hard day too, after a while you light cigarettes, pour wine and burn your head, take good care of him!"
"Hahaha~~"
"Go, there's nowhere to burn your head!"
Yu Qian pushed him with a smile, and continued: "But! Don't be too happy too early. The losing team will not only provide services to the winning team, but also have two people camping on the beach, enjoying the comfort of living in an RV. treatment!"
"..."
"I've never lived on a beach..."
"Good guy, sleeping on the beach, how humid it is!"
After a while, several staff members came over carrying a box of props, and one of them was holding an adult golden retriever in his hand.
Yu Qian explained: "I have prepared some props for you, equipped with a metal detector, and a golden retriever dog. Go and choose!"
The two teams came to the toolbox, which contained tools such as probes, headlamps, shovels, and oil lamps.
Yu Qian patted the dog's head and introduced: "This dog is called Golden Retriever, and its full name is Golden Retriever. It is specialized in smelling and looking for things. In the dog's introduction, there is a comment on this dog. As far as the Golden Retriever is found Canine has none of its breed faults, and it's a very good breed!"
"We want this dog!"
Zhang Helun raised his hand and said.
Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand, pointed at Zhang Jiunan, and said, "That's not acceptable. If your team wants this dog, your team will only have two dogs. It's not fair!"
"Hahaha~~"
Zhang Helun looked at the golden retriever, then at the team member Zhang Jiunan, and joked with a smile: "Why don't you give Zhang Jiunan to your team, and let's change this golden retriever!"
"Hahaha!!!"
It was so insulting that the brothers burst into laughter.
Zhang Jiunan jumped up and gave Zhang Helun a chokehold: "I'll fuck you, brother Lun, my brother has helped you for so long, and you actually traded me for a dog!"
"Wrong, wrong, just kidding!"
After the joke.
Since Qu Xiaoyun's team has been losing all the time, they got the Golden Retriever by selling miserably, and the remaining equipment was divided equally between the two teams.
"It's getting late, let's start now!"
Qin Xiaoxian likes dogs, and he couldn't wait to pet the dog. Hearing the uncle's shout, he hurried over to untie the rope of the golden retriever from the stake. The golden retriever may have been tied for too long. As soon as the Golden Retriever slipped away from Lao Qin, Qu Xiaoyun's team instantly lost one member of combat power.
"Good guy, not only is the dog gone, but a man is also found!"
Qu Xiaoyun's team was mercilessly ridiculed by Zhang Helun's team.
Seeing that the team members lost confidence, Qu Xiaoyun, the captain, straightened his back and cheered up: "Stop pretending, I'm showing off! It's time to show off my 36-character Yin-Yang treasure-hunting secret technique!"
"Hey, is it true or not?"
"Hey, still questioning me? Let me show you!"
Amidst the voice of questioning, Qu Xiaoyun closed his eyes, pinched his fingers in a decent manner, and then pointed to a place on the beach, saying: "That's it, dig!"
"I still don't believe it!"
Zhang Helun picked up a metal detector and walked over.
"Drip drip!"
The detector lights up.
"Hey, it's so strange!"
The wheel team members were surprised and picked up their shovels to dig.
"Hey, it's buried pretty deep!"
However, it took a long time to dig out the treasure chest, but only an old metal auto part.
Zhang Helun threw the accessories aside, and taunted with his mouth wide open: "Tch, what about the 36-character yin-yang treasure hunting secret technique, that's it?"
Qu Xiaoyun smiled and said nonsense: "Persevere, we will be able to build a car in a while!"
"Hahaha~~"
"Go to hell!"
After the little joke, the two teams started to take it seriously, picking up the tools in their hands to disperse the treasure hunt.
"Hey, there are car keys in this box!"
"There's a grill in this box!"
Although the scope was drawn, there was too much metal trash on the beach, and the two teams dug out all the treasure chests one after another until dark.
A real dog is not as good as a fake dog. Zhang Jiunan was the lucky one who dug up the most treasure chests today. Naturally, his Zhang Helun team won the victory.
After counting the boxes, Yu Qian announced: "The game is over, and Zhang Helun's team found a lot of boxes, so congratulations to them for winning and getting two bonus coupons! Qu Xiaoyun's team lost, and they will have to serve everyone when they eat later." Already!"
"Great, hahaha!"
The two teams have different sorrows and joys.
Yu Qian smiled and waved his hand: "Next, let's enjoy the results, and let's cheer up at the bonfire party!"
"it is good!"
Everyone took a brief rest and started to set up the stove to make carbon and prepare for the bonfire party.
"Whether you are a man or a woman, whether you are an old man or a young girl, everyone comes to eat skewers, do you think they are delicious or not!" Zhang Helun sat on the beach chair and was very happy to see the bustling work of the failed team. , also changed the word "shoe shine" and sang a song.
But after everything was done, Zhang Helun still showed off his skewer skills to serve everyone.
When everyone had almost eaten, Yu Qian revealed the real purpose of this group show:
"Today is actually a master-student reunion and a reunion of father and son. Dalinzi is very popular now, and we are busy with business, and we are also busy. As a result, there are very few opportunities for father and son to meet, especially in recent years. Meeting is a scene Speaking of which, I didn't say that the father and son sat down alone to have a heart-to-heart talk, let alone the chance to play."
"So considering this this time, the big guys sat together and discussed changing the part of today's game into a game that allows you two to play comfortably and happily, creating an opportunity and good conditions for you, so today's game All games are carefully designed by children!"
"Okay, thanks guys!"
"Thank you brothers!"
Guo Degang and Guo Qilin were also very moved after knowing everyone's thoughts.
"From this point of view, in fact, it means that the children have grown up, and some of them are now fathers, including those who have no children now. Since they become adults, they may not be able to communicate with their parents a lot. I also hope that everyone will learn from it I can feel something.”
After Yu Qian finished speaking, he turned his attention to Shaobing beside him: "Bing, you have two children now, and you don't spend much time with them at home. Do you want children?"
Shaobing sighed and nodded: "I want to, but sometimes I can't take care of it now. My wife takes care of me too much. Now I feel very sorry for my wife and miss my children."
As someone who has experienced it, Yu Qian chatted: "When your child is a teenager, he has his own preliminary outlook on life and the world, or when he reaches puberty, there are many things that you can't talk to him, so this stage is very special. Precious and especially important, fully communicate with children!"
"Anyone else feel anything?"
Seeing the uncle asked, Zhang Helun said what was in his heart: "When I went back to my hometown, I didn't feel what it was like to drink with my dad and brother. Suddenly, when I went home these two years, I had a drink with my dad. My dad was so happy, and then I realized that this meal was the most important!"
Yan Hexiang also expressed his emotions: "I don't have children, but I have a lot of feelings about being with my parents. I think sometimes the feeling of being with my parents is like buying a book. This book must be in a bookstore. You feel like you have to watch it quickly, but once you get home, you feel like you can watch it anytime, and it feels like being with your parents!"
"We always feel that being with our parents means that we can go back and watch at any time, but the feeling of being able to go back and watch at any time just makes us ignore it. We should cherish this feeling of being able to watch at any time!"
"I saw a form on the Internet. People write the number of days in their lives into several grids. The time you can spend with your parents is only those grids. You can feel that there are very, very few grids when you look at the table. I think no matter how busy you are at work You should also devote your energy to spending time with your family!"
This remark is too level, and the description in the bookstore is very apt. After listening to it, everyone is moved with emotion, and it even brings out the softest part of their hearts, and they can't help but have red eyes.
In the memories of everyone, the camera switches.
The live broadcast room played the photos of the Deyun actors and their father when they were young, as well as the group photo with their father when they grew up. successful.
At the end of the show, in order to enhance the relationship between the father and son, Qu Xiaoyun, the leader of the losing team, gave them two places in the RV.
After all, Tuan Zong is a comedy show, so it left a burden at the end.
After the recording ended, the brothers who participated in the performance were not idle after returning to the hotel, and began to prepare for tomorrow's competition.
……
The next afternoon.
Xiangshan Theater.
The actors of De Yun were very popular, and the auditorium was full early.
In a blink of an eye, the show begins.
The host Liu Xiaoting took the stage to announce: "Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Dream Chaser", the performer Shaobing, Zhang Helun!"
Amid warm applause, the two performed on stage.
Shaobing and Zhang Helun were in charge, and the atmosphere was very well controlled. There were constant laughter on the scene, which gave the performance a good start.
In a blink of an eye, the performance of the two of them was over.
Liu Xiaoting came to the stage again to announce: "Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Cheering Car", performed by Qu Xiaoyun and Yan Hexiang!"
Since the master made a match, the two have cooperated better and better. They have been working together in recent episodes and hope to get along better, so as to prepare for future commercial performances.
Amid the warm applause from the audience, Yan Hexiang and Qu Xiaoyun stepped onto the stage one after the other.
After adjusting the microphone, Qu Xiaoyun said with a smile: "Thank you for your applause. I am very moved when I see the enthusiastic audience and the teachers in charge of taking pictures!"
"What are you feeling?" Yan He said in detail.
Qu Xiaoyun explained: "In the past, no matter how famous Zhang San or Li Si who talked about cross talk became famous, you might not be able to recognize them from other places!"
"Correct!"
"You said that the old man said it best in the capital, but where can you read it in Mengcheng!"
Yan Hexiang nodded: "The propaganda methods can't keep up!"
"Now it's convenient. There are TVs, computers, and short video platforms and live broadcasts. If you want to come, you can come by car."
"The transportation is very convenient." Yan He said in detail.
Qu Xiaoyun stretched out his finger, and gave an example: "Take the capital as an example, it extends in all directions, subway line [-], line [-], line [-], prostate..."
Yan Hexiang stretched out his hand to block the way: "Wait a minute, the prostate can't pass the subway!"
"Hahaha~~"
"Oh."
Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "I don't always take the subway, I always take the bus, and I found an interesting thing about taking the bus."
"Tell me." Yan He said in detail.
"There used to be such a plot in TV dramas, that is, a beautiful girl leans her head on the car window when she encounters something sad, and the picture is very beautiful!" Qu Xiaoyun said this, with a smile on the corner of his mouth.
"Yes, I can always see it."
Qu Xiaoyun suddenly put away his smile, waved his hands and said, "But I always take the bus, and found that the reality is not like that!"
"What's the matter?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.
"Leaning your head against the window, how rocky it is!"
"Hahaha~~"
The audience in the audience listened to the picture in their brains, and laughed so hard that they looked forward to the next performance of the two.
……
(End of this chapter)
Deyun and the actors got on the bus together.
Guo Degang and Guo Qilin sat in the front row.
"How happy!"
"Extremely interesting!"
Guo Degang recalled with a smile: "When they were young, they watched them play. Tao Yang was very small. He built a pool in the yard to fill in the water. Several of them played in the water."
Guo Qilin's eyes lit up, he nodded and said: "Yes, yes, it's the kind of swimming pool that blows air, fill it up and then put water in it, and me."
Guo Degang laughed: "Think back in those days, when they were playing in the courtyard with their buttocks naked."
Guo Qilin smiled and shook his head: "That battle is not too small!"
"Hahaha~~"
"At that time, Xiao Yueyue was playing together, and Luan Dangdang!" After Guo Qilin finished speaking, he turned his head and pointed at Luan Dangdang who didn't show his face today.
"What are you two laughing at?" Luan Dangdang, who was chatting with the cold benches, looked dazed.
Guo Qilin explained with a smile: "You used to play with Tao Yang in the pool with Xiao Yueyue bare buttocks!"
"Oh, Brother Luan, there's still this matter!"
The brothers and sisters cast meaningful glances one after another.
Luan Dangdang hurriedly waved his hands: "I don't know if Xiaoyue Yueguang is naked, I must be wearing it!"
"If you are in your 20s and are still naked in the courtyard, I will kick you out!" Guo Qilin laughed.
"Hahaha~~"
Guo Degang rubbed the gourd in his hand, with a nostalgic smile on his face: "I used to sit by the pool and watch them, and now I still want to do that!"
Guo Qilin smiled and waved his hands: "It took a while, now, I'm ashamed to be naked!"
"Hahaha~~"
Chatting and chatting, the bus drove to the destination, on a golden beach.
It's going to be a bit noisy, it's going to rain, and there are very few tourists on the beach.
After getting off the car, everyone stood in a row on the beach, waiting for Yu Qian's arrangement.
"It was the team of the two teachers Guo and Qu Xiaoyun just now. Although they lost the water polo game, the game is still fun. Since the two admit that the game is fun, let's continue to play the game of Qu Xiaoyun's team."
"The next game is fun. It's very interesting. I buried something on the beach. The game is called Beach Treasure Hunt. There are seven boxes in total. There is a treasure in each box. Let's see which team digs out the most treasures and which team digs out the most treasures." Even if you win! Winning or losing is important here, let's play big this time, and the winning team this time can get a [-]% bonus coupon!"
After Uncle Qian introduced the rules, Qu Xiaoyun's team was very excited and began to gear up. After all, they have been falling behind, and the comeback depends on the last game.
"One more thing, after playing this game in a while, we will have a bonfire party, everyone will eat and drink together, and have a big party together!"
"it is good!!!"
The brothers and sisters were already hungry after a day of tossing around. When they heard that there would be a bonfire party later, they couldn't help cheering.
Guo Degang looked at his old partner, smiled and teased: "Your uncle has had a hard day too, after a while you light cigarettes, pour wine and burn your head, take good care of him!"
"Hahaha~~"
"Go, there's nowhere to burn your head!"
Yu Qian pushed him with a smile, and continued: "But! Don't be too happy too early. The losing team will not only provide services to the winning team, but also have two people camping on the beach, enjoying the comfort of living in an RV. treatment!"
"..."
"I've never lived on a beach..."
"Good guy, sleeping on the beach, how humid it is!"
After a while, several staff members came over carrying a box of props, and one of them was holding an adult golden retriever in his hand.
Yu Qian explained: "I have prepared some props for you, equipped with a metal detector, and a golden retriever dog. Go and choose!"
The two teams came to the toolbox, which contained tools such as probes, headlamps, shovels, and oil lamps.
Yu Qian patted the dog's head and introduced: "This dog is called Golden Retriever, and its full name is Golden Retriever. It is specialized in smelling and looking for things. In the dog's introduction, there is a comment on this dog. As far as the Golden Retriever is found Canine has none of its breed faults, and it's a very good breed!"
"We want this dog!"
Zhang Helun raised his hand and said.
Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand, pointed at Zhang Jiunan, and said, "That's not acceptable. If your team wants this dog, your team will only have two dogs. It's not fair!"
"Hahaha~~"
Zhang Helun looked at the golden retriever, then at the team member Zhang Jiunan, and joked with a smile: "Why don't you give Zhang Jiunan to your team, and let's change this golden retriever!"
"Hahaha!!!"
It was so insulting that the brothers burst into laughter.
Zhang Jiunan jumped up and gave Zhang Helun a chokehold: "I'll fuck you, brother Lun, my brother has helped you for so long, and you actually traded me for a dog!"
"Wrong, wrong, just kidding!"
After the joke.
Since Qu Xiaoyun's team has been losing all the time, they got the Golden Retriever by selling miserably, and the remaining equipment was divided equally between the two teams.
"It's getting late, let's start now!"
Qin Xiaoxian likes dogs, and he couldn't wait to pet the dog. Hearing the uncle's shout, he hurried over to untie the rope of the golden retriever from the stake. The golden retriever may have been tied for too long. As soon as the Golden Retriever slipped away from Lao Qin, Qu Xiaoyun's team instantly lost one member of combat power.
"Good guy, not only is the dog gone, but a man is also found!"
Qu Xiaoyun's team was mercilessly ridiculed by Zhang Helun's team.
Seeing that the team members lost confidence, Qu Xiaoyun, the captain, straightened his back and cheered up: "Stop pretending, I'm showing off! It's time to show off my 36-character Yin-Yang treasure-hunting secret technique!"
"Hey, is it true or not?"
"Hey, still questioning me? Let me show you!"
Amidst the voice of questioning, Qu Xiaoyun closed his eyes, pinched his fingers in a decent manner, and then pointed to a place on the beach, saying: "That's it, dig!"
"I still don't believe it!"
Zhang Helun picked up a metal detector and walked over.
"Drip drip!"
The detector lights up.
"Hey, it's so strange!"
The wheel team members were surprised and picked up their shovels to dig.
"Hey, it's buried pretty deep!"
However, it took a long time to dig out the treasure chest, but only an old metal auto part.
Zhang Helun threw the accessories aside, and taunted with his mouth wide open: "Tch, what about the 36-character yin-yang treasure hunting secret technique, that's it?"
Qu Xiaoyun smiled and said nonsense: "Persevere, we will be able to build a car in a while!"
"Hahaha~~"
"Go to hell!"
After the little joke, the two teams started to take it seriously, picking up the tools in their hands to disperse the treasure hunt.
"Hey, there are car keys in this box!"
"There's a grill in this box!"
Although the scope was drawn, there was too much metal trash on the beach, and the two teams dug out all the treasure chests one after another until dark.
A real dog is not as good as a fake dog. Zhang Jiunan was the lucky one who dug up the most treasure chests today. Naturally, his Zhang Helun team won the victory.
After counting the boxes, Yu Qian announced: "The game is over, and Zhang Helun's team found a lot of boxes, so congratulations to them for winning and getting two bonus coupons! Qu Xiaoyun's team lost, and they will have to serve everyone when they eat later." Already!"
"Great, hahaha!"
The two teams have different sorrows and joys.
Yu Qian smiled and waved his hand: "Next, let's enjoy the results, and let's cheer up at the bonfire party!"
"it is good!"
Everyone took a brief rest and started to set up the stove to make carbon and prepare for the bonfire party.
"Whether you are a man or a woman, whether you are an old man or a young girl, everyone comes to eat skewers, do you think they are delicious or not!" Zhang Helun sat on the beach chair and was very happy to see the bustling work of the failed team. , also changed the word "shoe shine" and sang a song.
But after everything was done, Zhang Helun still showed off his skewer skills to serve everyone.
When everyone had almost eaten, Yu Qian revealed the real purpose of this group show:
"Today is actually a master-student reunion and a reunion of father and son. Dalinzi is very popular now, and we are busy with business, and we are also busy. As a result, there are very few opportunities for father and son to meet, especially in recent years. Meeting is a scene Speaking of which, I didn't say that the father and son sat down alone to have a heart-to-heart talk, let alone the chance to play."
"So considering this this time, the big guys sat together and discussed changing the part of today's game into a game that allows you two to play comfortably and happily, creating an opportunity and good conditions for you, so today's game All games are carefully designed by children!"
"Okay, thanks guys!"
"Thank you brothers!"
Guo Degang and Guo Qilin were also very moved after knowing everyone's thoughts.
"From this point of view, in fact, it means that the children have grown up, and some of them are now fathers, including those who have no children now. Since they become adults, they may not be able to communicate with their parents a lot. I also hope that everyone will learn from it I can feel something.”
After Yu Qian finished speaking, he turned his attention to Shaobing beside him: "Bing, you have two children now, and you don't spend much time with them at home. Do you want children?"
Shaobing sighed and nodded: "I want to, but sometimes I can't take care of it now. My wife takes care of me too much. Now I feel very sorry for my wife and miss my children."
As someone who has experienced it, Yu Qian chatted: "When your child is a teenager, he has his own preliminary outlook on life and the world, or when he reaches puberty, there are many things that you can't talk to him, so this stage is very special. Precious and especially important, fully communicate with children!"
"Anyone else feel anything?"
Seeing the uncle asked, Zhang Helun said what was in his heart: "When I went back to my hometown, I didn't feel what it was like to drink with my dad and brother. Suddenly, when I went home these two years, I had a drink with my dad. My dad was so happy, and then I realized that this meal was the most important!"
Yan Hexiang also expressed his emotions: "I don't have children, but I have a lot of feelings about being with my parents. I think sometimes the feeling of being with my parents is like buying a book. This book must be in a bookstore. You feel like you have to watch it quickly, but once you get home, you feel like you can watch it anytime, and it feels like being with your parents!"
"We always feel that being with our parents means that we can go back and watch at any time, but the feeling of being able to go back and watch at any time just makes us ignore it. We should cherish this feeling of being able to watch at any time!"
"I saw a form on the Internet. People write the number of days in their lives into several grids. The time you can spend with your parents is only those grids. You can feel that there are very, very few grids when you look at the table. I think no matter how busy you are at work You should also devote your energy to spending time with your family!"
This remark is too level, and the description in the bookstore is very apt. After listening to it, everyone is moved with emotion, and it even brings out the softest part of their hearts, and they can't help but have red eyes.
In the memories of everyone, the camera switches.
The live broadcast room played the photos of the Deyun actors and their father when they were young, as well as the group photo with their father when they grew up. successful.
At the end of the show, in order to enhance the relationship between the father and son, Qu Xiaoyun, the leader of the losing team, gave them two places in the RV.
After all, Tuan Zong is a comedy show, so it left a burden at the end.
After the recording ended, the brothers who participated in the performance were not idle after returning to the hotel, and began to prepare for tomorrow's competition.
……
The next afternoon.
Xiangshan Theater.
The actors of De Yun were very popular, and the auditorium was full early.
In a blink of an eye, the show begins.
The host Liu Xiaoting took the stage to announce: "Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Dream Chaser", the performer Shaobing, Zhang Helun!"
Amid warm applause, the two performed on stage.
Shaobing and Zhang Helun were in charge, and the atmosphere was very well controlled. There were constant laughter on the scene, which gave the performance a good start.
In a blink of an eye, the performance of the two of them was over.
Liu Xiaoting came to the stage again to announce: "Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Cheering Car", performed by Qu Xiaoyun and Yan Hexiang!"
Since the master made a match, the two have cooperated better and better. They have been working together in recent episodes and hope to get along better, so as to prepare for future commercial performances.
Amid the warm applause from the audience, Yan Hexiang and Qu Xiaoyun stepped onto the stage one after the other.
After adjusting the microphone, Qu Xiaoyun said with a smile: "Thank you for your applause. I am very moved when I see the enthusiastic audience and the teachers in charge of taking pictures!"
"What are you feeling?" Yan He said in detail.
Qu Xiaoyun explained: "In the past, no matter how famous Zhang San or Li Si who talked about cross talk became famous, you might not be able to recognize them from other places!"
"Correct!"
"You said that the old man said it best in the capital, but where can you read it in Mengcheng!"
Yan Hexiang nodded: "The propaganda methods can't keep up!"
"Now it's convenient. There are TVs, computers, and short video platforms and live broadcasts. If you want to come, you can come by car."
"The transportation is very convenient." Yan He said in detail.
Qu Xiaoyun stretched out his finger, and gave an example: "Take the capital as an example, it extends in all directions, subway line [-], line [-], line [-], prostate..."
Yan Hexiang stretched out his hand to block the way: "Wait a minute, the prostate can't pass the subway!"
"Hahaha~~"
"Oh."
Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "I don't always take the subway, I always take the bus, and I found an interesting thing about taking the bus."
"Tell me." Yan He said in detail.
"There used to be such a plot in TV dramas, that is, a beautiful girl leans her head on the car window when she encounters something sad, and the picture is very beautiful!" Qu Xiaoyun said this, with a smile on the corner of his mouth.
"Yes, I can always see it."
Qu Xiaoyun suddenly put away his smile, waved his hands and said, "But I always take the bus, and found that the reality is not like that!"
"What's the matter?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.
"Leaning your head against the window, how rocky it is!"
"Hahaha~~"
The audience in the audience listened to the picture in their brains, and laughed so hard that they looked forward to the next performance of the two.
……
(End of this chapter)
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