Chapter 280

After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head: "It's not very beautiful to lean a beautiful woman's head on the car window."

Yan Hexiang nodded: "That's right, after the jolt, after getting off the car, he looks like Xiao Yueyue, his face is big."

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience listened to the picture in their brains, and laughed so hard that it was very effective to take the brothers and sisters to find burdens.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled, and then said: "Everything happens on the bus. You said that the big lady sitting next to her was holding the baby and breastfeeding her. How embarrassing it was!"

"Yes, it's quite embarrassing." Yan Hexiang nodded.

Qu Xiaoyun said to the audience solemnly: "We are all gentlemen, unlike him, we are good at blocking the view!"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"I didn't!" Yan Hexiang gave him a push.

Qu Xiaoyun patted his chest and said firmly: "If you kill me, I won't be able to do such a thing as peeping!"

"Then what would you do if you encountered such an embarrassing situation?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained solemnly: "If I meet a beautiful elder sister holding a baby and breastfeeding, I will immediately turn my face to the car window!"

Yan Hexiang gave a thumbs up after listening: "Oh, you are quite particular."

Qu Xiaoyun snickered and said, "It's okay, look at it through the glass and feel at ease."

Yan He was very happy: "Hey, you are smarter than me!"

"Applause!!!"

"Hahaha~~"

The female audience in the audience laughed and booed.

After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "The bad thing about the bus is that sometimes you can't sit on it."

"right"

"But I sit every time."

"What's your trick? Tell everyone." Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and explained: "I take the bus with a bluetooth speaker, and when I'm not sitting, I play "The Most Dazzling Ethnic Style", and all the grandparents wake up."

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"Well, you really have a trick." Yan He nodded with a smile.

"Anyway, buses and subways are very convenient tools."

"convenient."

Qu Xiaoyun imitated riding a motorcycle, and said: "There are still people who are willing to ride a motorcycle, saying that a good motorcycle is more expensive than a car."

Yan Hexiang nodded: "Yes, it's not cheap anyway."

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "But the motorcycle is very handsome, and it is also very fast. At that time, there was a saying that if you want to die quickly, you should buy a kick!"

"Yes, that's what it said."

Qu Xiaoyun turned his head and said, "You wanted to buy this at the beginning."

"Yes, I like motorcycles."

"You have no money, we all pooled money to buy it for you, but it's a pity that the money was for nothing." Qu Xiaoyun looked regretful.

"Hahaha~~"

"I hope I die." Yan Hexiang said unhappily.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand, and said righteously: "What do you mean, those who love to ride motorcycles are those who are aggressive. If you let my master ride, can he ride it?"

Yan He joked with a detailed smile: "The main reason is that he can't reach the pedals after sitting on it."

"Hahaha~~"

It is better to use Lao Guo to find burdens than to use the brothers to find burdens. The audience in the audience laughed and staggered, which directly filled the atmosphere of the performance.

Backstage.

Guo De was very happy after hearing the new burden of the two apprentices: "Gao Xiaobei, deduct one point for each of Qu Xiaoyun and Yan Hexiang!"

Seeing that Lao Guo is so generous, the netizens in the live broadcast room also filled the public screen with "hahaha".

"Dare to say!"

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up, and then said: "Third brother Kong Yunlong, he used to skateboard, and he played very well. He came from Daxing to Tianqiao on a skateboard. Tell me how stunned you are."

"It's enough to be stupefied." Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun said frankly: "If you ask me to come, I can't come, but I have a friend who is good at this game. He is very good at skateboarding. He can go anywhere on a skateboard. It is difficult to walk through the streets and alleys. Can go!"

"That's amazing." Yan Hexiang gave a thumbs up.

"He still plays parkour, running from one building to another, running up and down the roof, and now I miss him every time Ching Ming Festival comes!" Qu Xiaoyun lowered his head after finishing speaking, with a look of sadness in his eyes.

"Hahaha~~"

"I fell to my death." Yan Hexiang curled his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "For now, let's drive more when we go out."

"Yes, it's more convenient."

"Once when I was taking a taxi out of town, an interesting thing happened."

"Tell me."

Qu Xiaoyun recalled for a moment, and said: "That time, I was going to Deyun Club in Bingcheng. I was waiting in the car, and an old man 'Paji' fell in front of the car on the way!"

"This is Porcelain." Yan Hexiang said in surprise.

Qu Xiaoyun restored the scene at that time and said: "The driver is really stupefied. He got out of the car and walked in front of the old man—Master, are you squawking? Old man—you hit me, give me the money! Ah, there is monitoring, you are far away from me! Old man—how can there be monitoring, this is my territory, there is no monitoring!"

"Hey, I figured it out." Yan Hexiang curled his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun raised his hand: "The driver is in a hurry, I will kill you without monitoring!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Hey!" Yan He was delighted.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "Anyway, it is very convenient to go out now. It is very simple to go all over the world. It will be impossible to go back a few years. At that time, the transportation was not convenient."

"Yes, it's not like it is now." Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun stretched out his finger, and gave an example: "In the past, there were donkey riders in the capital."

"That's the porter." Yan He said in detail.

"In the past, there was a foreign car!"

"Tell us about this foreign car in detail."

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Mr. Lao She has a novel called "Camel Xiangzi", and what he pulls is a foreign car."

"Correct."

"There is a car shop that rents out these foreign cars for everyone to do cool work. The full name is Dongyang Che, because it was first invented by the islanders, and later it was imported and called foreign cars."

"Correct."

Qu Xiaoyun changed the subject, waved his hands, and said, "When we arrived in Jincheng, the 240-mile land was renamed again, not a foreign car."

"What's that called?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "Rubber! Because the wheel is made of rubber."

"Oh."

Qu Xiaoyun imitated his accent and said: "When you arrive in Shanghai, it is called a rickshaw, and in the dialect there it is called a rickshaw."

The audience in the audience was amused by the strange accent.

"Fucking car?" Yan Hexiang raised his tone in surprise.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand: "It's just that the accent is more similar. When you call a rickshaw there, no one pays attention to you. If you call a rickshaw, the driver will come."

"Hahaha~~"

Yan He smiled and shook his head: "It's too easy to deceive, just add a car and come here."

"Goose goose goose~~"

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "Many people make a living by pulling rickshaws, but it depends on ability."

"What else is there to do? Pulling a cart and working hard to earn money, what's the difference?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "Pull carts are divided into three grades, some can pull, some can't pull, some earn more, and some earn less."

"Then tell me, how much money can you earn?" Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun gave an example: "Take the daytime as an example. The car departs at six o'clock in the morning and picks up at six o'clock in the evening. It costs only two or three yuan to drive for twelve hours!"

"Bare to make ends meet."

"Others leave the car at ten o'clock and pick up the car at four o'clock, and pull for six hours, earning four or five yuan."

"This is a lot of money!"

"Others leave the car at [-] o'clock and come back at [-] o'clock, and drive for three hours, earning seven or eight yuan!"

"It's not bad to earn these usual food."

"There is still a departure at 01:30, come back at two o'clock, and earn 200 yuan at half an o'clock." Qu Xiaoyun said with an accentuated tone.

"How do you earn so much?" Yan Hexiang asked in surprise.

Qu Xiaoyun laughed: "He sold the car!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Hey, prodigal son!" Yan He pouted with a smile.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Anyway, carts are divided into three, six, or nine grades, and those who can pull carts are rich and wealthy!"

"To make money like this?" Yan Hexiang asked in surprise.

Qu Xiaoyun gave an example: "Then look, there is a kind of person called a cart thief!"

"What is a thief?" Yan Hexiang didn't understand.

Qu Xiaoyun explained in detail: "This kind of person has done a superb job in this business, the car is cleaned up, and he is also very energetic. He took the car to the train station and waited!"

"Oh, squatting at the train station."

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "One look, one master, gold-rimmed glasses, a suit and tie, and a suitcase, he won't pull you!"

"Why is that?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "This state is that Zhishu Dali has seen the world, so I don't pull it."

"Oh, people in the city don't pull it."

"Look at this master, big leather boots with a mustache and a civilized stick, he won't pull it."

"And why?" Yan Hexiang continued to ask.

"Because this kind of people are people with status, what kind of people are you looking for because it's inconvenient?"

"Tell me!" Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated his appearance and explained: "Carrying a big burden on your back, a big handkerchief on your head, a big padded jacket and two cotton trousers, you know everyone when you get off the train and your eyes are smudged. Foreigners, especially like this!"

"Country people."

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the scene of striking up a conversation, and said: "When such a foreigner gets off the train, everyone is stunned. The thief pulling the cart has passed by. He rushed to hit him on the back and get on the train!"

"Where can we get in the car?" Yan Hexiang curled his lips.

"Get in the car and I'll see you off. Do you know this place is called the capital? Where are you going? The outsiders are back—I'm going to Chongwenmen! You all know how close Qianmen and Chongwenmen are!"

"Very close, within a stone's throw!" Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the appearance of the cart puller, grinning his teeth, looking very embarrassed: "Look at the state of the cart puller, hiss... oh, Chongwenmen! Outsiders are scared to see him pee like this, why did he drip? ?”

"Why didn't you get off the car in Tong County just now!"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience laughed up and down after hearing it.

"I've never heard of it, how can I get off the bus from Tong County to find Chongwenmen!" Yan Hexiang was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "That's right, people from other places are stupid. So I've been sitting in the station before. Is it far away? It's difficult for the cart puller, but it's not close. Get on the car and I'll take you there! I'll take it as a good deed." Alright, I'll charge you ten dollars!"

"I'm not going to die, I charge so much!" Yan He complained in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun hugged his shoulders and was about to cry: "Outsiders are all stupid, I took the train from Jicheng to here for only one yuan and five!"

The audience in the audience was amused again after listening.

"Good guy, the cart puller is too good at stealing money!" Yan Hexiang said in surprise.

Qu Xiaoyun then imitated the conversation, and said: "This is the capital, get in the car! Outsiders—can it be cheaper, two yuan, okay? The cart puller is very reluctant—OK, I will take it as a good deed!"

"How wicked, this is still a good deed!" Yan He complained in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "Actually, it's a ten-cent job. The cart puller picked up the handlebars and ran forward. After running two streets, he stopped."

"Why stop?" Yan He asked inexplicably.

"Ticket!"

"Pull the car and get a ticket?"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Outsiders are stupid - what is ticketing? Pulling a car - just now two yuan is the fare, and the other two yuan is the fare, otherwise you will not be allowed to go there. If you don't believe me, I will pull you over and try Try. After speaking, the cart puller took him to the wrong side of the road!"

"It's really bad." Yan Hexiang curled his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun spread his hands: "Which way is it going in retrograde? I was stopped. The outsider didn't understand, so I gave him the money. The driver went to the tram station to pick up a bad ticket and gave it to the outsider. , and then continue to pull him along the normal path!"

Yan Hexiang raised his eyebrows: "This is not a lie!"

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "Wait until the cart puller in front finds a kid to pull the cart—I'll give you a dime, and send this guy to Chongwenmen! I sold the job, and when I got there, the outsiders came Seeing that they are so close, they started fighting with children. Do you think pulling a cart like this is not a cart thief? Can you not make money?"

The audience was also very emotional after listening to it. The scene was very quiet, and they all listened in.

"Yes, that can be regarded as a thief pulling carts!" Yan Hexiang agreed.

Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyebrows, and said: "A cart thief like this pulls a cart a few times during the day, and he will earn enough money!"

Yan Hexiang nodded: "That's enough, more than the average business!"

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the action of dressing up, and said: "It's evening, take a shower and blow dry your hair, wear a suit and take a civilized stick, and go to the karaoke bar for consumption!"

"Let's go chic." Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun pursed his mouth and imitated: "Sit there, how much money does my family take advantage of, who is my father rich, how and what. The dancer who said it was moved, sir, I will follow you Come on, let me go with you!"

"Good guy, after cheating during the day, cheating at night!" Yan Hexiang curled his lips.

"The girl who pulled the cart went out with her arm, and stood at the door and shouted—a foreign car!" Qu Xiaoyun raised his arms and waved.

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"Heh, he's also called Yangche!" Yan He shook his head with a smile.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated: "Here, here, the rickshaw is here, the driver of the rickshaw raised his head—yo, the second brother didn't deliver the car today!"

"Hahaha~~"

After listening to the audience, the audience filled their minds with the scene of social death, laughing hard.

"It's worn!" Yan He praised with a smile.

Qu Xiaoyun pointed at the center, raised his eyebrows, and said: "So there is naked hatred among colleagues!"

"Hey!" Yan Hexiang was speechless.

"Applause!!!"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience laughed and booed.

"So this is a thief pulling a cart, and there is another kind of cart!"

"Tell me!"

……

(End of this chapter)

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