Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 281 Teacher Yu's Second Uncle
Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "There is also a kind of puller called cart puller!"

"What do you mean by the oil that pulls the cart?" Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "He's not that hateful, but you don't take it lightly when you think about him. He pulls the car into the alley and stands at the entrance of the alley waiting for a seat. He doesn't pull ordinary seats."

"What kind of pull?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated: "I'm flustered in the aisle, carrying a big leather bag, carrying the bedroll, sweating down my neck, I don't have enough time to catch the train!"

"Oh."

"This man has seen the cart puller, and the cart puller has also seen him, so hurry over—Master, let me serve you!"

Yan Hexiang nodded: "That's a good point."

Qu Xiaoyun nodded and imitated the scene: "That's right, the words are obstacles, and the clothes are creepy. The puller took the luggage after speaking - I came to serve you, get in the car quickly! Wait for others Get in the car—Master, where do you get rich with a red face?"

"Sweet mouth!"

"I'm back—I'm going to the train station, the train at 02:30, I'm in a hurry. The driver—don't worry, sir, I promise you will catch up, and you will make a lot of money in the future! The driver—how much is it? ? Pulling the cart——Why are you still withdrawing the money? Is it not far away? Taking the cart—no, don’t come here, tell me how much it is!”

"The cart puller doesn't care—hey, it's not called money at all. Yesterday was the same meeting. A man came out from the house next to you. He also went to the station. He was dressed similarly to you. He looked like a rich man. $[-]!"

"Smart, talk about others." Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Actually, the job is only [-] cents, and those who take the car are not stupid. I thought to myself that you said one yuan and five, but I can't give this price when I get to the place! Let's go, the whole journey of pulling the car is full of good words. , but the driver in the car was in a hurry to drive, and he didn't like to listen, so he kept urging him to hurry up."

"That's right."

"The cart puller is talking again—Master, this car is not slow anymore. You think it is slow because a car passed by just now. Use it to set us off. Do you see a man on crutches over there? We all Overtake him!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Is there such a comparison!" Yan Hexiang was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "Anyway, these words won't let you fall to the ground, every sentence is cheap, and you must not let him choke him back with your words. He came back to talk to this person. He didn't see someone on the road. Bang! I touched someone."

"It's a disaster this time!" Yan Hexiang shook his hands.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and waved his hands: "It's okay, as long as this person can't be killed, it's fine."

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"Then what should he do?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "There is a way to pull the cart, put down the handlebar quickly, and apologize to this man—hey, how do you say this, you see you panic, I am busy, I touched you."

"How do you explain this sentence?" Yan He asked in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "It means that you didn't blame me just now, both of you are wrong, don't panic, I can't touch you."

"It's up to others!" Yan Hexiang curled his lips.

"The master on the ground is in a hurry, so he just slaps when he goes up." Qu Xiaoyun imitated the situation and waved his hand.

"Is this mouth closed?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head: "No hits, those who know how to pull carts are the ones who can talk back."

"How?" Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun bowed and explained: "As soon as this one raises his hand, the cart puller bows, and the slap will pass by."

"Okay!"

"If you don't hit him the first time, you won't be able to hit him the second time. His words will make you passable."

"Oh, what did he say?"

Qu Xiaoyun imitated: "Come on, sir, if you hit me twice, I've already bumped into you! If you hit me badly, I won't be able to get out of the car. There are eight people in my family. Just point at me to pull the cart to eat, I have a father in his 70s, and a mother in her 60s, don’t they all have to starve with me? Grandpa, can you still hit me?”

"As the saying goes, it's hard to hit a smiling person with a fist. He keeps saying nice things to you, and let him go if he hits you!"

"He can talk, he is really good at it." Yan Hexiang gave a thumbs up.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "If you pick up the handlebar this time, you should stop talking, but he still said it."

"say what?"

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the tone and said: "Master, you see how dangerous it is, it's nothing to bump into someone just now, it's going to kill you, I'll have to go to the lawsuit."

"Nonsense! If you don't go, who will go! Can the person in the car file a lawsuit for you?" Yan Hexiang curled his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun didn't know what was wrong, and continued to say: "I've arrived at the place - get off the bus! Did you see that the bus is late? Look at your watch, it's still 6 minutes away. Buy a ticket and get on the bus. Let’s go. This one gets off the car, and the driver of the car wipes his sweat.”

"Oh! He's sweating all over?"

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand: "Where is it, I don't sweat at all."

"Then why are you wiping your sweat?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "He's showing it to the guy in the car. While wiping his sweat, he said—Master, it's not too hot today. Look at my head sweating. I've never sweated while pulling others."

"Too exaggerated." Yan Hexiang pouted.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "When this guy thinks about it - okay, just make me sweat, you don't want to do this, don't you want one yuan and five, I will give you one yuan and five, you must know that if you pay less, you will have to follow me trouble."

"Thank you, I will pick you up when you come back. The guy in the car stretched out his hand and took out two yuan—for fifty cents!"

"Then hurry up and ask someone for fifty cents." Yan He said in detail.

Qu Xiaoyun snorted coldly: "Looking for Wumao? If you want to find it for you, is it still called ability?"

"Can't you just look for it?" Yan Hexiang asked expectantly.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the tone and said: "If you don't look for him, don't tell me, don't look for it - oops! You are two yuan, I have to find you fifty cents, but you are the first God of Wealth, and I don't have any change, you want Don't be busy, just wait for a while, I will go to the city to exchange money for you!"

"Hearing this - don't change it! Well, change the money in the city! When you change it back, the car will start driving already! It's okay, I don't want the fifty cents!"

"Okay, the two dollars are all his." Yan Hexiang curled his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun concluded: "He only pulls two yuan this trip, and the other pullers have to pull for a long time. This is the oil that can pull carts!"

"Oh!" Yan Hexiang nodded.

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up: "These are all masters, but the one who has reached the pinnacle is called Qilache!"

"What is cowardly pulling a cart?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained with a smile: "I just don't know how to pull a cart, I'm an amateur!"

"Whoa!"

Qu Xiaoyun stretched out a finger: "There are not many like this, I know one!"

"Who can't pull?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun laughed: "Teacher Yu's second uncle!"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience loved hearing about the affairs of Mr. Yu's family, and they laughed and applauded.

"Hey, tell me!" Yan He said in detail.

Backstage.

Yu Qian curled his lips when he heard this: "I'm a burden again!"

Guo Degang beside him fanned his fan and explained with a smile: "I have to find you for this story. He said that his second uncle is not suitable for the age of pulling carts!"

"I haven't heard of it, so why didn't he talk about you!" Yu Qian turned his head and said.

"I have to talk about you, my family is in Jincheng. This episode took place in the capital. The audience all know that your home used to be the Manchurian urine yellow flag!" Guo Degang joked with a smile.

"Go, I haven't heard of it!" Yu Qian smiled and pushed him.

This scene was quite amusing to the netizens in the live broadcast room, but I didn't expect a short cross talk to be interspersed in the competition.

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Qu Xiaoyun said solemnly: "Teacher Yu's second uncle is from the capital city. He used to go out and wander around, but unfortunately he didn't do anything. He has to eat after returning home. I thought I can pull a cart!"

"Show your strength!" Yan He praised in detail.

"Tell my friend, one of his friends happened to know someone from the other car yard, and seeing how the second uncle is dressed like this, I dare not agree!"

"What outfit?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun pursed his lips, and patted his legs: "It's already June, when it's hot, everyone wears a pair of single pants, and he wears a pair of cotton pants!"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"Why are you wearing cotton trousers on the third day of June? Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his hands and explained: "Poor, I have no clothes to change, so I can only wear these, but what he wears should be called cotton trousers, and there are not many cotton wadding."

"Can there be four taels?" Yan Hexiang asked tentatively.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand, and said with emphasis: "Fourteen catties!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Hey!" Yan Hexiang said in surprise.

Qu Xiaoyun laughed: "One leg weighs fourteen catties!"

"Okay!"

Qu Xiaoyun described: "One leg weighs 28 pounds, two legs weigh 35 pounds, plus the trouser waist weighs [-] pounds. He wears these cotton trousers during the day, and he uses them to knock on the door at night!"

The audience in the audience filled their brains with the picture, laughing hard.

"Well, use it as a door bar!" Yan He shook his head with a smile.

Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyebrows, and said: "But it can be used as a door stick, and if you throw it out, you can give the dog a somersault!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Huh!"

Qu Xiaoyun analyzed: "You said that the second uncle is dressed like this, even a foreign car can't make him any money!"

"That's right, I can't even run!" Yan Hexiang nodded.

Qu Xiaoyun changed the subject and said: "But we are all friends, so I took him to the car factory. The people in the car factory know him and call him Lao Wang!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Good fellow, the name of Uncle Qian's second uncle is Lao Wang? He's out of Wufu!" Yan Hexiang twitched his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun didn't think so, and said, "Darling!"

The audience in the audience was amused again after listening.

Yan Hexiang had a strong desire to survive. He glanced at the backstage, distanced himself from his partner, and said, "Good guy, this has nothing to do with me. I'll beat you when I get back!"

The silly appearance of the big head also caused a lot of laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun changed his words: "Oh, I made a mistake, the surname is Yu, Wang Laoyu!"

"Hahaha~~"

"I've never heard of it! Don't add your surname!" Yan Hexiang gave him a push.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and then said: "The people in the car factory said, it's ok, you can't refute the face of your friends. If you are really willing to pull a car, our car factory has more than 4000 cars, but they are all rented out. But there is still another car on the house! If you want to pull it, the car will be sent to you!"

"Why is the car still on the roof?" Yan Hexiang asked incomprehensibly.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "You think about it, but can a good car be used in a house?"

"Yes!"

"It's enough to move the ladder down, good guy, this car!" Qu Xiaoyun frowned.

"What's the matter?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun curled his lips and described: "The boards are about to fall apart, there is only one and a half handlebars left, and the beam in the head is gone. One of these two wheels has rubber, and the other has no rubber."

"How can this be used!" Yan Hexiang shook his hands.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand: "Second uncle is very happy-it's okay, just repair and repair it. Gu took a foreign car and pulled the foreign car back! Before people get in the car, the car is the first to get in the car!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Okay!"

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up: "Second uncle is really smart, first buy some foreign nails, like buying nails, you should first look at the foreign car boards! The car boards are five-cent boards, you need to buy three-cent boards Wouldn't the quarter-inch foreign nails fit well? He bought these two-inch five-inch foreign nails!"

"Hey!" Yan Hexiang curled his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "You put it upside down and nail it from the inside out! He put the outside on the outside and nailed it in, Dang! Dang! Dang! You nailed all the nails, let alone, the outside is quite smooth."

"What about inside?"

"There's a two-inch tip sticking out of it. You bent it, but he didn't. He got a sack to cover it."

This time the sense of anticipation came, and the audience looked forward with smiles on their lips.

"Okay! There's not even a car mat." Yan Hexiang curled his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun gestured: "Isn't there only one and a half left of the two handlebars?"

Yan Hexiang nodded: "It can't be done!"

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head: "He has a way, tie a pole here, the beam in the head is gone, and tie it with a civilized stick."

"He can really do it." Yan Hexiang curled his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "One wheel with rubber and the other without rubber can't be helped, let's do it! That's how he pulled the car out to work!"

"You said that you need to find a place with people to pull the cart. He ran into a dead end. You took the taxi at six o'clock in the morning, and it was past twelve o'clock, and there was no work."

"Where can I open in the dead end!" Yan Hexiang was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand: "Don't talk about it, it's really unlucky, that person is looking at this car from a long distance, foreign car! Foreign car! Foreign car!"

"Shouting so many times, he didn't hear it?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

"Yes, he heard the first sentence."

"Why didn't you agree when you heard him?"

Qu Xiaoyun stroked his chin, and replied: "He stood there wondering - the place is so big, there are people with whatever name, why is there a foreign car!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Okay, I don't know what the name of the car is when I pull the car!" Yan Hexiang said speechlessly.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the situation, and said: "This person came over and pulled his shoulders—hey! Do you want to hold a seat? Are you going to the station? The second uncle—OK, the station, you can give 60 yuan!"

"Okay, I really dare to ask for it!"

"Yeah, you are so poor and crazy! The second uncle - 60 yuan and even the car will be given to you."

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"Okay, he's going to sell the car!" Yan Hexiang curled his lips.

"Nonsense! What do I want your car for! How much is the station? The second uncle - ten cents! It's fun to ride the car, usually it costs fifty cents! After negotiating the price, the owner will pull up his clothes and sit on the top, you can remember Oh, it’s a sack on the top, and the big nails on the bottom of the sack come up!” Qu Xiaoyun couldn’t help being happy when he said this.

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun added with a smile: "The one who takes the bus is going to the train station to take the bus and go to another place to see hemorrhoids!"

Yan He smiled and waved his hands: "Okay, then don't worry about it, the train ticket money is saved!"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience laughed to and fro, and they all laughed and gave warm applause.

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(End of this chapter)