Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 282
under the expectations of the audience.

Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyebrows, and said: "The person in the car sat on the rickshaw, and with a pop, he got up very slowly and quickly, and fell off the car!"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience listened to the picture in their brains, and laughed so hard that they gave warm applause, which directly pushed the atmosphere of the performance to a climax.

"Okay!" Yan He pouted with a smile.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the scene at that time, cursing and saying: "Second uncle was shocked - what's wrong with you, have you ever been in a car? You are a layman!"

The back bite was so vivid that the audience was amused again.

"Good guy, you still say he's an amateur!" Yan Hexiang was speechless.

With a painful expression on his face, Qu Xiaoyun touched his buttocks, looked at his hands, and said in a crying voice, "Oh my God, there is no need to go to other places for treatment of hemorrhoids! When you lift the sack, you can see nails—you How does the tip go up? Second uncle—the tip goes down and I must be able to nail it!"

"Hahaha~~"

"He's reasonable." Yan Hexiang was speechless.

"Then you have to smash it! Second uncle—I'm tired of smashing it!"

"It's a set of words." Yan Hexiang curled his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun sighed, and then said: "Let me smash it for you. This guy got off the car and picked up a brick, bent the tip of the nail, spread the sack, and sat on it. After sitting on the car, the car was crooked. of!"

"Why is it crooked?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "Think about it, one side of the wheels has rubber and the other has no rubber, it's not that one side is taller!"

"Oh!"

"Hey! Why is there no rubber on the wheels of your car! The second uncle—that's how it was designed!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Okay, just tilt it, let's go! The second uncle is now holding his thigh in the handlebar, the cotton pants are heavy!" Qu Xiaoyun imitated, wiping his sweat while moving his thigh.

The antics again amuse the audience.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "Second uncle copied the car and pulled the car, almost scared the person in the car to death."

"What's the matter?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun pointed to the ground and explained: "The shoulder pole and civilized stick have fallen."

"Hahaha~~"

"Okay, it's not tied tightly." Yan Hexiang curled his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the situation, and said: "What should I do? The second uncle has an idea—are you going to sit? The car—nonsense, why did I come if you don’t plan to sit! If you plan to sit, you are holding a pole! This one is upside down What about mold, you still have to hold a pole in the car! Just hold it for a while!"

"How can you pull without a handlebar on the other side?" Yan Hexiang asked doubtfully.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "He has an idea. He holds the handlebar with this hand, and he stretches his hand to the back to grab the dustpan of the car. When someone picks up the handlebar and runs away, he picks up the handlebar and jumps. Do you think Ah, the cotton trousers are heavy, and you can’t see the distance when you see the height, like pressed noodles!”

"Hahaha~~"

After listening to the audience, the audience filled their brains with the picture, laughing hard.

"He jumps up and down, the car driver will suffer! The second uncle is even boasting-I tell you, you can't sleep if you take my car!"

"Then can I sleep!" Yan Hexiang was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun then imitated the scene at that time, and said: "The speed of this car can be faster, I am in a hurry - hurry up, I have something to do! Second uncle - something to do? Why did you come last night? The one in the car—no, I think your foreign car is slow! Second uncle—slow down! You come down and pull me, I don’t think it’s slow!"

"Hahaha~~"

"The more this one listens, the more shameful he becomes. He thinks that I won't go to the station, and I won't catch the train. I'll have sex with you. I take out a handkerchief from my pocket and cover my face. This one is going to sleep. It’s gone! The second uncle is out of luck, from playing at one o’clock to 04:30, it’s been three and a half hours!”

"Why did it take so long?" Yan Hexiang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "He doesn't know where the station is!"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"The heart is really big enough to live without knowing where." Yan Hexiang curled his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "My God! Where is this station? It should be the second uncle's bad luck. There is a person on the road. He didn't pay attention and bumped into him!"

"Then what should we do?"

"Like that you quickly put down the handlebars and bowed and apologized."

"What about him?"

"The one who was hit stood up—you didn't see me? This is a good man, let him go down the steps!"

"Yes, how did he return?"

Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyebrows, amused: "Second uncle is holding the handlebars, having fun with others—I didn't see that you can hit so accurately?"

"Hahaha~~"

"Well, I dare to aim at someone and bump into him!" Yan Hexiang curled his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun raised his hand: "I'm so angry with you, just raise your hand and make a mouthful!"

"Did it hit?"

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand: "No hit!"

"Why didn't it hit?"

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "Don't look at him as an amateur at pulling a cart, he is not an amateur at talking back, he lifted the handlebar up, and this taxi driver put on the handlebar, grinning in pain!"

"Flexible enough!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and then said: "At this time, someone will come from behind, and take a slap on the back of the second uncle's neck! The second uncle let out an oops, and when he turned his head - I think you look familiar, Aren't you in a car! I hit him, why are you hitting me!"

"The driver in the car is very angry-nonsense, when you lift the handlebar, I fell on the back!"

"Okay!" Yan He shook his head with a smile.

"Hahaha~~"

"it is good!!!"

The audience in the audience liked what they said very much, and they laughed and gave warm applause.

Amid warm applause, the two bowed and stepped down.

Qin Xiaoxian and Yang Jiulang were the second to appear on the stage. Because Qu Xiaoyun and Yan Hexiang said the atmosphere of the scene was too hot just now, coupled with their mediocre performance, the atmosphere of the scene was a bit cold and a bit embarrassing.

However, Wang Jiulong and Zhang Jiunan, who saved the bottom line, played very well, which was a good end to the whole performance.

In a blink of an eye, it was time to vote again.

Guo Degang and Yu Qian led their apprentices onto the stage.

There was another cry from the audience.

Guo Degang smiled and cupped his hands to thank: "Thank you, this place is called Xiangshan. I came here when I was filming in [-], and I was very impressed. Before I came here, they said that the seafood is very good. That night, I ate braised octopus with cabbage!"

"What kind of match is this!" Yu Qian praised with a smile.

Guo Degang squeezed his throat and said: "The big broadband fish is cut into pieces and boiled together with cabbage. After eating, my throat is itchy."

Yu Qian was amused: "That's what it was!"

"Hahaha~~"

Three sentences and two sentences amused the audience, and the voting session began again.

Watching the audience queuing up to take the stage, the participating actors became nervous, especially Qu Xiaoyun's team, who won one of the five games in the reality show segment.

In a blink of an eye, the voting session was over. In the end, Zhang Helun's team won by combining the blackboard scores and commission bonuses.

In Qu Xiaoyun's team, Yan Hexiang had the lowest score and was eliminated miserably.

Guo Degang looked at the apprentices who were on the bench, and said with a smile, "Come on, Xiaoqu, choose one from the bench!"

Selection is difficult.

Qu Xiaoyun struggled for a while, then thought of a perfect reason, pointed at the biscuits, and said with a smile: "I'll choose the fourth brother, and choose the fourth brother to deal with the other team's cake brother!"

"It's all right, brother!"

Cao Heyang excitedly took off his sportswear and trotted into the team.

"Thank you for watching, see you next time!"

Finally, under the camera of Zhang Helun drinking sponsor drinks, the recording of the seventh period ended.

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(End of this chapter)