Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 294 Sea Dragon's Hat

After the joke.

Guo Qilin put away his smile, turned his head and asked seriously: "I really think Xueqin is pretty good. How does it feel for Xueqin to come to our "Deyun Fighting Laughter Club" this time?"

Li Xueqin glanced at him, and complained: "I really didn't expect Guo Qilin, who was on a blind date with me, to stand in the opposite camp and push me to my ex-husband and future husband."

Guo Qilin narrowed his eyes and said triumphantly, "Qu Xiaoyun was with her, and they lost very badly yesterday."

Li Xueqin nodded: "Yes, I saw that Qu Xiaoyun lacked stamina from yesterday, so I chose Mr. Yang Jiulang, but I didn't expect you to have deep feelings for me in the end."

"That is." Guo Qilin nodded.

"In order to get me, I got rid of both the ex-husband and the second-husband."

"Hey, it's not worth mentioning!"

Guo Qilin continued with a smile: "Today we are divided into two camps, one is Qu Xiaoyun team and the other is Zhang Helun team. Due to yesterday's wonderful performance, Qu Xiaoyun team has very little commission..."

Seeing that Da Linzi's words were not conducive to her husband's team, Li Xueqin hurriedly said: "Let me explain to everyone, Qu Xiaoyun is my step-in-law, Yang Jiulang is my ex-husband, fourth brother and Lao Qin also defected to my step-in-law in the end." husband."

Speaking of this, he walked out of the table, pointed to himself and said, "I'll show you today, my little braid was made by Lao Qin, my eyebrows were drawn by my fourth brother, and my lips were given to me by my step-husband." I took aim."

"Dear!"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience laughed and booed in unison.

Li Xueqin looked at Guo Qilin with a blushing face.

Guo Qilin smiled and waved his hands: "Hey, I didn't say that!"

Li Xueqin gave him a blank look, and continued: "The most important thing is my shoes. My ex-husband bought them for me, so I'm standing here wearing this outfit today. I hope everyone will vote for Qu Xiaoyun's team more."

"it is good!"

"no problem!"

The audience is very supportive.

"Thank you." Li Xueqin smiled and cupped her hands in thanks.

"You're being a little playful!"

After Guo Qilin finished complaining, he reported: "Then let's move on to our official performance. Please enjoy the cross talk "Miaofeng Mountain". The performer is Li Xueqin's ex-husband and future husband."

"Hahaha~~"

"it is good!!!"

Amidst laughter and applause, Yang Jiulang and Qu Xiaoyun wore blue coats and stepped onto the stage one after the other.

Qu Xiaoyun, who was standing outside the table, adjusted the microphone and said with a smile: "The first show was performed by me and my senior brother. I am very happy to perform in Xiangshan. There are those who know us and those who don't. There are also those who run back to the toilet as soon as they come up."

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"Many viewers are not very familiar with me, do you have any friends who know me?" Qu Xiaoyun waved to the audience and asked.

"No!!!"

The audience laughed and shouted.

Qu Xiaoyun didn't care at all, and joked: "I'm very touched, a girl raised her hand just now, and I'll give you an extra ten yuan after the performance."

"Hahaha~~"

The burden rang, and the audience laughed happily.

After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun introduced: "My name is Qu Xiaoyun, and the person next to me is my senior brother named Yang Jiulang."

"it is good!!!"

The audience in the audience was furious, and the applause and applause continued to Jiulang.

"Thank you for your support!" Yang Jiulang cupped his hands in thanks.

Qu Xiaoyun turned his head and asked, "Why do you want to introduce our names on stage?"

"Why?" Yang Jiulang praised.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "Actually, sometimes the hosts have already reported our names, why they have to introduce them repeatedly, because they are afraid that everyone will not know us."

"Practice more and you will get to know each other," Yang Jiulang praised.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "Especially now we have more than 100 actors in Deyun Club, and there are more than 50 teasers and more than 50 teasers. We call teasers here, and those who stand at the table are called teasers."

"Correct."

Qu Xiaoyun stretched out three fingers: "Although we have more than 50 funny actors here, there are only three who speak the best words."

"Which three?" Yang Jiulang praised.

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up and said, "The one who speaks the best among the three is my master."

Yang Jiulang nodded: "There is no doubt about it."

"The second one is Xiao Yueyue, and the third one is..." Qu Xiaoyun suddenly stopped talking, and winked at the audience, waiting for the audience to interact.

"Qu Xiaoyun!!!"

The audience is very cooperative.

Qu Xiaoyun was satisfied, with an honest look on his lips: "You forced me to say this, and the third one is Qu Xiaoyun."

"Applause!!!"

It was so shameless, the audience laughed and booed.

Qu Xiaoyun curled his lips: "It's fine if I don't have applause after I finish speaking, why are there still boos!"

"Because the audience loves you." Yang Jiulang joked with a smile.

Qu Xiaoyun snorted: "I can't compare with you."

"What's the matter?" Yang Jiulang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained with a smirk: "Because the audience saw you crazily sexting just now~~"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"What are they doing?" Yang Jiulang pouted.

Qu Xiaoyun explained solemnly: "Applause."

"Oh, I was taken aback."

"You startle me when you say that."

"Hahaha~~"

"Then just say applause and it's over." Yang Jiulang said speechlessly.

"it is good!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and then said: "It's not easy in our line of work, just take the saying in "Shuo Xue Dou Sing" as an example.

"Yes." Yang Jiulang nodded.

Qu Xiaoyun pointed to his throat and explained: "I can't live with my voice for this night's performance. The vocal cords are two light blue muscles through which the breath makes sound. It's all about speaking, and the bloodshot throat will become hoarse. "

"Yes, it's vibrating and making sound." Yang Jiulang praised.

Qu Xiaoyun pointed at Dantian, and continued: "Dantian, three inches below the navel is the sea of ​​qi. When we speak and sing, we press this place ourselves, and it is right if we can make a strong voice."

"That's right." Yang Jiulang nodded.

"You have to protect your voice. If you don't have a voice, you have no roots. If you don't have a voice, you can't do this."

"Correct."

Qu Xiaoyun gave an example: "Our old gentleman taught us that we would not let us eat food that was too sour."

"Why is that?" Yang Jiulang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "It's too sour to lock your throat, and you are not allowed to dip it in vinegar even when eating dumplings during performances."

Yang Jiulang nodded: "I'm afraid of locking my throat."

Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyebrows and said, "The teacher became anxious when he saw that we were dipping the dumplings in vinegar, and took all the dumplings away."

"Hahaha~~"

The burden rang, and the audience laughed up and down after hearing it.

"It has nothing to do with the throat, the teacher just wants to eat dumplings." Yang Jiulang pouted.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded with a smile, and continued: "There are still too sweet ones that cannot be eaten."

"Why is that?" Yang Jiulang praised.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "I'm afraid I'll choke my throat."

"Oh."

"You can't eat anything that's too salty. The reason is the same. You can't eat anything that's too spicy. You can't even eat a popsicle."

"What about popsicles?" Yang Jiulang asked incomprehensibly.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "I'm afraid I'll be agitated, I took a cold popsicle to stimulate my hot throat, and my voice stopped."

Yang Jiulang nodded: "Be careful."

Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyes and recalled: "Thinking back then, our teacher was very particular about eating, and he had to use scissors to cut off the tip of both sides when eating rice."

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

Yang Jiulang curled his lips: "Afraid of scratching your throat?"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded with a smile: "Yes, that teacher died of starvation afterwards!"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience laughed and applauded.

Yang Jiulang nodded: "That's right, you must starve to death after eating like this."

Qu Xiaoyun went on to give an example: "It's not easy. Back then, the old man had a Mr. Liu who sang Beijing rhyme drums. The old movie recorded by the old man in his 70s had the same voice as a big girl."

"Crisp sound." Yang Jiulang gave a thumbs up.

Seeing the curious faces of the audience, Qu Xiaoyun explained: "I still have such a good voice in my [-]s, because I have been mainly vegetarian all my life."

"Oh, no meat."

Qu Xiaoyun gave a detailed example: "Oh, what should I do if I'm a bit hungry recently, let's stew some beef, take out the beef after stewing, and use this beef soup to stew some spinach to eat."

"That's a joke." Yang Jiulang praised.

"How particular!"

Qu Xiaoyun pointed to his mouth: "There are people who cut pear slices and put them in their mouths at night."

"Oh, no chewing."

"When I spit it out in the morning, that piece of pear was all black!" Qu Xiaoyun said in a more serious tone.

"What does this mean?" Yang Jiulang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "The pear slices suck out the fire in the lungs."

"Hey, really particular." Yang Jiulang gave a thumbs up.

Qu Xiaoyun sighed lightly: "We can't come, I tried."

"Tell us about it." Yang Jiulang was interested and loved listening.

Qu Xiaoyun was very embarrassed, and laughed: "I also eat a pear, and I like to gnash my teeth when I sleep."

"Hahaha~~"

"It's easy to swallow." Yang Jiulang pouted.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "This won't work, I think I need to find someone to watch me, and keep staring at me to sleep, so I can have a piece in my mouth."

"Oh, let's find someone to watch it." Yang Jiulang praised.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, happy: "Yes, then I will tell your wife about it, don't sleep!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Huh? What did you say to my wife!" Yang Jiulang said angrily.

Qu Xiaoyun said nonchalantly: "You're stingy, then tell my wife Li Ji."

"OK, then you can tell her."

Qu Xiaoyun gestured with his hands: "Big pears, peeled and removed the seeds, cut into large pieces, two catties of pears, just this big plate is like a small mountain, put it on the bedside, I lie down and sleep, sue my wife Keep an eye on me."

"Oh."

"I'm suing my daughter-in-law, as long as I swallow it, you can refill it for me."

"Good guy, I'm still bringing it in." Yang Jiulang curled his lips.

"I thought that these two catties of pears would survive until the morning."

"Correct."

Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyebrows, and said anxiously: "When I opened my eyes in the morning, I babbled, and there was no pear in my mouth! I was so anxious, why didn't you give me more pears?"

"That's right, why didn't you add more pears?" Yang Jiulang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated: "My daughter-in-law looked at me - why didn't I refill the pears, I couldn't swallow the refills as fast as you!"

"Hey." Yang Jiulang said in surprise.

"Hahaha~~"

The burden rang, and bursts of laughter came from the audience.

Qu Xiaoyun added with a smile: "Not only are the pears gone, but half a cake is also spared!"

Yang Jiulang was overjoyed: "Okay, let's change the supper."

Qu Xiaoyun pointed to his own finger: "If you're quick, you'll lose the ring, do you know?"

"Hahaha~~"

"You robbed while sleeping." Yang Jiulang praised with a smile.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "Anyway, we can't compare with the old man, so we have to work hard. Like me talking about cross talk is a little different from those who talk about cross talk."

"What's the difference?" Yang Jiulang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained solemnly: "Because I have a father."

"Nonsense, everyone has it." Yang Jiulang pushed him.

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head: "No, I mean our family is a serious family."

"Which family is not serious?" Yang Jiulang stared.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand and explained again: "I mean our family is not in this business."

"Oh, that's true." Yang Jiulang nodded.

"Throughout ten generations, our family has never been a craftsman."

"It's not a family."

"It's convenient for people from a family to do this."

"Why is it convenient?"

Qu Xiaoyun gave an example: "You see, grandpa talks about cross talk, father talks about cross talk, and so does the child. At least you can ask if you don't know it."

"This is convenient." Yang Jiulang nodded in agreement.

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up: "Why did Mr. Hou say that cross talk was good, while his father talked about cross talk."

"It's something you see and hear." Yang Jiulang praised.

"Young master in the capital, why do people say that cross talk is good, but his father talks about cross talk."

"The family."

Qu Xiaoyun turned to look at Yang Jiulang, amused: "Why did Yang Jiulang say cross talk is good?"

Yang Jiulang thought in his heart that it was bad, knowing that he was holding back, he hurriedly stretched out his hand and said, "Wait a minute, no one in my family talks about cross talk."

Qu Xiaoyun explained with a smile: "Your father listens to cross talk!"

"Hahaha~~"

"it is good!!!"

The morality effect was very good, the audience in the audience laughed and staggered, and gave warm applause one after another.

"My father co-authored this theater!" Yang Jiulang stared.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and waved his hands: "You said it yourself!"

"Fuck you!" Yang Jiulang pushed him angrily.

After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "Yang Jiulang's family didn't do this, but it's amazing to go up a few generations!"

"Alright."

Qu Xiaoyun gave an example: "Take my grandfather as an example. In this part of the capital, eating, drinking, drinking and dressing are extremely luxurious. The old man wears Hailong's hat!"

Yang Jiulang's eyes lit up: "Hey, this is precious!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "In 60, a Hailong hat was placed in a store on Qianmen Street, and the asking price was more than [-]."

"At that time, it was more than 60." Yang Jiulang praised.

Qu Xiaoyun saw that the audience in the audience was confused, and explained carefully: "This sea dragon is a small animal in the deep sea. It is like a sea otter but there are differences. That thing was on the verge of extinction in the late Qing Dynasty. Now there is a sea dragon. 80 hats are the same!"

Yang Jiulang nodded: "That's right!"

……

(End of this chapter)