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Chapter 304 One Hundred Ways to Eat Steamed Buns
After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun complained: "I mean everyone has this time. When I was the poorest, I had nothing at home, only a dozen steamed buns left. What do you think? The steamed buns are all you need to satisfy your hunger."

"Steamed buns can satisfy hunger?" Zhou Jiuliang asked in surprise.

Qu Xiaoyun laughed: "Look, eat a steamed bun when you're hungry, you can't eat steamed buns all the time."

"You have to change!" Zhou Jiuliang praised.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and explained: "For example, if I want to eat pancakes, I pick up the steamed buns, duang...duang... One tap, and I'll eat pancakes!"

"Hahaha!!!"

The audience in the audience was amused by this funny action and description.

"If the steamed buns are flattened, they will be cakes?" Zhou Jiuliang curled his lips.

"Yes!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and continued: "For example, if I want to eat noodles, I just use a hairbrush to press on the steamed buns, and then I can eat noodles!"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience was amused again after listening.

"Good guy, let's eat noodles now!" Zhou Jiuliang was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled slightly, and then gave an example: "If you want to eat crabs, lift the steamed buns, crabs!"

"Hahaha~~"

"You have to make steamed buns!" Zhou Jiuliang pointed out.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "For another example, if you want to eat a hamburger, peel off a newspaper and eat it!"

"Hey! The newspaper changed to Hamburg." Zhou Jiuliang was speechless.

"Hahaha~~"

With a few burdens down, the joyful atmosphere of the show was directly pushed to a climax.

Backstage.

Guo Degang was very satisfied after watching it, he waved his fan and boasted: "Qu Xiaoyun has made great progress now."

"really."

Yu Qian was also very satisfied, turned his head and said: "Qu Xiaoyun did a good imitation, Gao Xiaobei will give him a point!"

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Qu Xiaoyun was under a lot of pressure before going on stage, but the response from the audience was very good, and he felt a lot more relaxed, so he said while the iron was hot: "For example, if I want to drink milk, I squeeze a pinch on the steamed bun!"

"Go! It's the container you want!" Zhou Jiuliang pushed him and pierced him.

"Applause!!!"

"Hahaha~~"

It was too dirty, and the audience laughed and booed.

Qu Xiaoyun looked sad, and then continued: "I'm not feeling well, go to the street and stand there, all living beings are better than me!"

"You are not as good as others?" Zhou Jiuliang praised.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, wiped away his tears and said, "My tears are streaming down my face, what kind of a job is it to live at such an advanced age, there is no room and no row, and I have grown so long that even a single president of Dalian has never done it before."

"Hahaha~~"

"Eat your steamed buns first!" Zhou Jiuliang looked disgusted.

"When I walked to the TV station, I burst into tears. When did this TV station belong to me?"

"You're delusional too!" Zhou Jiuliang curled his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun suddenly swept away his sorrow, and said sonorously: "But then again, auspicious people have their own sky, the east wind always turns north, and the north wind sometimes turns south."

"Luck changed?" Zhou Jiuliang asked tentatively.

Qu Xiaoyun chuckled: "Look, I couldn't sleep that night, I was so hungry, I felt uncomfortable, I went out and walked to the street, the wind was so fast, eh~~"

"What?" Zhou Jiuliang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "A shit truck passed by, I lifted my nose, heh!" After saying this, he waved his hands and started to fan the wind.

"How?" Zhou Jiuliang pouted.

Qu Xiaoyun was happy, and gave a thumbs up: "This fragrance! It has whetted my appetite!"

"Hahaha!!!"

The audience in the audience laughed so hard that they couldn't help applauding.

Zhou Jiuliang was overwhelmed after hearing this, and hurriedly reached out to cover his mouth, and said with a look of disgust, "Hey, it's okay, don't say it, don't say it, you may also be hungry and frightened, how can a shit car be smelly?" ?”

"You're thinking crooked!"

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand and explained: "The car of the embassy, ​​pull a car full of foreigners, and the perfume it sprays on. It's a mess, and a woven bag fell out from the trunk! Open it. Zipper, huh!"

"What?" Zhou Jiuliang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun's eyes lit up, he wiped the corner of his mouth, and said in a low voice: "Gold and silver treasures, there are two lunch boxes inside, open it and see, diamonds!"

"The diamonds are in the lunch box?" Zhou Jiuliang asked in surprise.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, showing a financial fascination: "A piece of half a catty!"

The exaggerated description made the audience laugh.

"You can't fit a few dollars in a box!" Zhou Jiuliang curled his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun's big mouth curled up, and he trembled: "If I'm rich, will I still suffer? There's a thunder on the ground, and I'm getting rich all of a sudden!"

"I'm rich." Zhou Jiuliang gave a thumbs up.

Qu Xiaoyun rubbed his hands together and imagined: "With these diamonds, I can eat for the rest of my life. If I press this diamond, I can cut glass for others!"

"Hahahaha~~"

"Hey, what a mess." Zhou Jiuliang looked disgusted.

"I have a job now."

"You waste diamonds too much."

Qu Xiaoyun looked like a nouveau riche, gritted his teeth and said: "Eat, drink, have fun, come here, happy, what to drink, what to eat, what to eat, is this thing expensive? I buy it, there is nothing I can't buy, no matter it is Buy furniture, real estate or land.”

"rich!"

Qu Xiaoyun took two steps on the spot, turned his head to take a look, touched his chin and said, "Look at the writing on the wall, prostitution! What does this mean?"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"Buy one and try." Zhou Jiuliang booed.

Qu Xiaoyun snorted, and said: "I'm afraid of buying one for living alone, click on the advertisement on the wall, call to have a look, huh!"

"What's wrong?" Zhou Jiuliang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun said with a look of disgust: "The big bald head talks about cross talk."

"Whoa!"

Qu Xiaoyun sighed: "I've been fooled. I'll ask him, you can beat him and punish him. If you want to beat him, you can do whatever he wants. You can worship me as a teacher if you want to be punished."

"Just recruit an apprentice." Zhou Jiuliang praised.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and then continued: "I have to enjoy the money, buy a big house and a courtyard house, and whoever is rich will live in a high-rise."

"Hospital is good." Zhou Jiuliang said with praise.

Qu Xiaoyun pouted his big mouth, and said flauntingly: "I'll buy one or four hundred to enter the big courtyard!"

"More than 400? Okay! The palace is not as big as yours!" Zhou Jiuliang curled his lips.

"I don't even live in the main room, and I have no status in the sleeping room."

"Then where do you sleep?"

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "Dig a well in the courtyard, and I will stay in the well."

"Your idea is too good." Zhou Jiuliang looked at him as if he was mentally ill.

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up: "Cool in winter and warm in summer!"

"Don't freeze to death inside!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "It takes a little effort to connect the air conditioner. The gas pipe runs through my well. I said that it's okay to press a stove in to make some food. They won't let me do it, saying it's dangerous!"

"Isn't that right, it's a hot shot!" Zhou Jiuliang curled his lips.

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience was laughing up and down while imagining the picture, and they gave warm applause one after another.

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(End of this chapter)