Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 305
After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun pursed his lips and said in embarrassment, "Oh, I'm so rich! I eat, drink and play all day long!"

"Let's make money." Zhou Jiuliang praised.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded and continued: "I buy whatever is famous. I heard that the three knives in Yangzhou are famous!"

"It is indeed famous." Zhou Jiuliang nodded in agreement.

Qu Xiaoyun put his hands behind his back and said coquettishly: "Yangzhou is a famous place. As the saying goes, there is heaven above and Yangzhou below."

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

Zhou Jiuliang stretched out his hand and said, "What's the mess? That's called Suzhou and Hangzhou!"

Qu Xiaoyun suddenly realized: "Oh, there's Sutang here."

"Hahaha~~"

"What crispy candy, what's the matter if you're greedy for candy, that's called Suhang." Zhou Jiuliang looked disgusted.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and changed his words: "Oh, there is Suzhou and Hangzhou, and Yangzhou."

"There is no Yangzhou, why do you always bring Yangzhou! If you want to go, just say that you want to go to Yangzhou, or it will be over." Zhou Jiuliang was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand: "No, I have money, so I will send someone there to look for it. There are three knives in Yangzhou, razor knives, pedicure knives, and kitchen knives!"

"Yes, three knives are the best." Zhou Jiuliang praised.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "Call the master to see how good your skills are, and pick the best knife and send it to me. Try the razor first, huh!"

"How is it?" Zhou Jiuliang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up and explained: "Good workmanship, shaved evenly. Try the pedicure again, oh, I feel very comfortable after the manicure! Finally try the kitchen knife, stir-fry, it's great! After I try it I want to call the master over to look at the knife."

"You have to take a look after you buy it." Zhou Jiuliang praised.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the situation at that time and said: "I said three knives to show me, the master said, if there are not three knives, just one knife."

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience looked at the picture of Qu Xiaoyun's petrification, and laughed so hard that they all laughed and gave applause.

"Hey! This master is too dirty!" Zhou Jiuliang said in surprise.

Qu Xiaoyun looked solemn, and asked in a trembling tone: "The fried vegetables first or the feet repaired first?"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience was amused again.

"It's nothing good at first!" Zhou Jiuliang curled his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun said: "The workmanship is not bad, vomit~~"

"What's the matter with the corns in the meal?" Zhou Jiuliang joked with a smile.

Qu Xiaoyun's expression was serious, and he was about to cry: "I said, how can I order vegetarian fried celery, and it turns out meat."

"Hahaha~~"

"Applause!!!"

The burden is funny, but it's a bit heavy, and some viewers who just finished eating vomited a little.

After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "If you have money, you have to do good deeds. Do good deeds all day long."

"Oh, you do good."

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, determined to say: "I want to be a good person, the first good person in the new era, the good person in the old era is your father!"

"Hahaha~~"

Zhou Jiuliang pushed him angrily, and said angrily: "Fuck you, you say your own, don't talk about our house."

"That's what it means anyway."

Qu Xiaoyun chuckled, and continued: "For good deeds, I cook porridge with Laqi Laba. It's all done. I will throw Laba garlic on the street that day!"

"Good guy, this is the first time I've heard that there are people who shed Laba Suan." Zhou Jiuliang was shocked.

"Pour porridge into their mouths first, and then stuff half a catty of Laba garlic!" Qu Xiaoyun said, kicking the air: "I'll go to yours and replace it with another one."

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience filled their brains with the picture, laughing hard.

"You're too violent." Zhou Jiuliang curled his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun didn't know the difference, and then continued: "If you have money, please eat and drink. I feel uncomfortable seeing the poor, and I can't see the poor. One day I went to the street and I saw an old man in his eighties. Her temple hair is fluffy, her face is like a steamed bun, and she is shivering in the well."

"Hahaha~~"

"Good guy, everyone is staying in the well!" Zhou Jiuliang was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Pull it up, the old man knelt down for me after I pulled it up, Big Brother Qu!"

Zhou Jiuliang stretched out his hand and said: "You wait for a while, call your elder brother when you are in your eighties?"

"Correct!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded and explained: "As the old saying goes, a poor man has short ambitions and a thin horse has long hair, but let's be honest, no matter how poor we are here, we can't do it like this."

"Yes, it's not appropriate."

Qu Xiaoyun restored the situation at that time and said: "I said, don't joke, who are you? The old man is back, Brother Qu, I am Grandpa Zhou Jiuliang."

"Hahaha~~"

Zhou Jiuliang pushed him angrily: "I'll fuck you, my grandpa calls you big brother?"

Qu Xiaoyun frowned and said: "I also think it's inappropriate, tell him not to shout like that, the old man nodded and changed his words, brother!"

The audience was amused again.

"It's not enough for you to take advantage." Zhou Jiuliang stared.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand, and then continued: "I said what's wrong with you? The old man sighed and said that he was down and out. I said Zhou Jiuliang doesn't care about you? Don't care about me. Come with me, go to my place, and take the old man with you. My more than 400 people have entered the yard, and I can live wherever I like, and I can stay in any well!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Still not allowed to live in the house?" Zhou Jiuliang stared.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head: "No, I feel comfortable living in the well."

"That's what you think!"

"The old man said, no, I've lived in the well outside for more than two years, I'll try what it's like in the house."

"Good guy, I've never lived in a house." Zhou Jiuliang pouted.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated: "The old man doesn't feel at ease if he wants to live in this room - this room is all yours, I don't feel comfortable staying with it, and one more thing, wash it up today and sleep in the room, tomorrow you will blow me away what to do!"

"Thinking too much."

"Are you telling the truth, do you want to harm me? You let me stay for a few days? You want me to get used to it before you kick me out? I can tell you that your surname is Qu, don't think I don't know who you are, I see you grow up and know!"

"The old man is suspicious." Zhou Jiuliang praised.

"I advise you, don't worry, I won't kick you out, can I let you have the deed?"

"Huh!"

"The old man still doesn't believe it. How about it, I'll give you an IOU!"

"You owe me the IOU?" Zhou Jiuliang was shocked.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, disapprovingly said: "I have to make him feel at ease, I gave him a 4000 million IOU! I didn't expect..."

"what happened?"

Qu Xiaoyun sighed: "Compassionate will cause harm. The next day I went out for a walk, and when I came back, I would kill myself. Your grandfather turned his face and refused to recognize anyone!"

"what happened?"

Qu Xiaoyun sobbed: "Your grandfather won't let me in, saying that the house belongs to him."

Zhou Jiuliang snorted coldly, and complained: "If I were him, I would do the same. If you give him the deed of your house and pay him an IOU, you are too big."

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hands, straightened his back and said, "I'm a kind person!"

"Good guy, he's still kind."

"Hahaha~~"

……

(End of this chapter)