Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 306 Dreaming of Marriage
After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun sighed, and said sadly: "The yard and the well belong to your grandfather, and I fell into the street again, and when I walked to the street, I burst into tears. The clothes fit well in the house, but they were thin when I came out, and I was cold. Shivering."

"What clothes are you wearing?" Zhou Jiuliang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun hugged his shoulders and said tremblingly, "I'm wearing a plastic leather jacket."

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"Is this the clothes from the well?" Zhou Jiuliang pouted.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "That's right, wear this to prevent moisture!"

"Hahaha~~"

Zhou Jiuliang gave a thumbs up and praised: "Good guy, it's very thoughtful to make a leather jacket out of plastic."

Qu Xiaoyun's eyes showed sadness, and he continued: "It's the twelfth lunar month in winter, and there is heavy snow, and there is not even a dog on the street. I am walking outside alone, and I feel uncomfortable."

"It's sad."

"Standing outside for a while, I was hungry. Everyone looked like scones. When I turned around, the guy from a small restaurant next to me brought out a hot pot and threw it there. It was left after someone ate it. I looked around. No one, does this mean that I want to take him away?" Qu Xiaoyun rubbed his chin and guessed.

"Hahaha~~"

Zhou Jiuliang waved his hands, and said speechlessly, "I've never heard of it, they just put it outside first!"

Qu Xiaoyun rubbed his stomach, and said nonsense: "It has been a good saying since ancient times, it is a serious crime not to take away the hot pot!"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"How can there be such a sentence!" Zhou Jiuliang curled his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun rubbed his hands together and said, "Come on, I'm cold too, hug me in my arms, hey, it's warm, let's move forward!"

"Really go?"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Turning around and around, the road is being built ahead, there is a viaduct, and there is no one under the pier, let me sit here and eat!"

"Good guy, it's time to eat." Zhou Jiuliang said in surprise.

"I fished out a fish ball from the pot!" Qu Xiaoyun said this and threw it on the ground, then reached out to fish it out, like playing with a bouncy ball.

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience was amused by his funny actions, and they all laughed and applauded.

"Are you still in the mood to play? You just don't know how hungry you are!" Zhou Jiuliang's nose crooked after watching it.

"Eat!" Qu Xiaoyun bent down and pretended to rinse, then threw it into his mouth and started chewing.

The audience was amused again.

"Good guy, if it gets dirty, just rinse it with soup." Zhou Jiuliang was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun leaned down to grab another handful, and said in surprise, "Oh, lettuce!"

"There are also vegetables." Zhou Jiuliang praised.

Qu Xiaoyun stretched out his hand to grab it again, looked at it with disgust on his face, threw it into the sky, and then kicked it in vain: "Hey, whose dentures are they? I'll fuck you!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Good guy, the dentures are all inside!" Zhou Jiuliang couldn't help laughing.

Qu Xiaoyun rubbed his hands on the coat, and continued: "Eat, don't think the food is bad, let's start a big hot pot! After eating and drinking, the stomach will be much warmer, my heart It’s true that there is no unparalleled road, and I will feel a little sleepy, so I closed my eyes in a daze, and as soon as I closed my eyes, I heard beeping~~”

"What is this?" Zhou Jiuliang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "The plane rang! After the plane landed, ten people came out, all wearing sunglasses on their backs, and one person touched the other person's shoulder."

After hearing this, Zhou Jiuliang was surprised and said, "Are you blind when you co-author?"

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand, and then said: "The team is very neat and I came, and one of the leaders bowed to me, how are you, my lord?"

"Uncle?"

"I was stunned when I was called, thinking that I called the wrong person, what should I do? Should I agree or not? If I agree, it would be bad if he admits his mistake." Qu Xiaoyun hugged his shoulders and made a mistake. difficult.

"Then don't agree." Zhou Jiuliang suggested.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his hand: "I don't agree, what if I agree?"

"Hahaha~~"

"You don't know what to do with it!" Zhou Jiuliang was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun frowned, and said in confusion: "At home, you can recognize your son, your grandson, your nephew, but you can't do it as a son-in-law. It's easy to get beaten when you go home!"

"Yes, to tarnish people's reputation and take advantage of others." Zhou Jiuliang praised.

Qu Xiaoyun restored the situation at that time and said: "I quickly covered my face and admitted my mistake! People said, uncle, can we admit our mistake? Where can we find you with this appearance? Come with us, the family is waiting for you Woolen cloth!"

"Are you following?" Zhou Jiuliang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand and explained: "I said no, I'm in rags now, I'm miserable, how can I go back with you, I can't bear the sight of so many people at home!"

"It's because of face." Zhou Jiuliang praised.

"People said, how can there be those people in the family, they are all the servants under his hands, and the rest are the old lady and your daughter-in-law! I thought to myself, a widow old lady with a girl, this is very good! "Qu Xiaoyun smiled evilly when he said this.

Zhou Jiuliang curled his lips and asked, "What are you doing?"

Qu Xiaoyun put away his smile and explained: "I'm going to apply for the job! I agreed. When I got on the plane, I sat in the back, and the pilot sat there with a cigarette in his mouth. After smoking, he rolled the window and threw the cigarette, and then pulled Sit down on the rope and the plane will take off!"

There were bursts of laughter from the audience.

"Good guy!"

"Let's go, the plane is flying fast, and it will arrive in one minute. I was shocked when it landed."

"what happened?"

"A large courtyard, four hundred come to enter the courtyard."

"Co-authored you to go home?" Zhou Jiuliang guessed.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head: "No, there is a difference. My courtyard is full of wells, but this one has no wells."

"Hahaha~~"

"This is a normal family." Zhou Jiuliang said emphatically.

Qu Xiaoyun clutched his chest, looking anxious: "Wait, report inside, my aunt is here! My heart is pounding, I have to look like my aunt, what if I recognize it. "

"Correct!"

"After a while, the door is divided into left and right. Forty maids come out and stand on both sides. Two old mothers are supporting an old lady. Don't ask the one in the middle must be my grandma." Qu Xiaoyun said firmly.

"How do you know?" Zhou Jiuliang asked puzzled.

Qu Xiaoyun looked disgusted, and said: "You can't take an old lady out for a walk!"

"Hahaha~~"

After explaining this, it seemed that Zhou Jiuliang was too lacking in IQ. The audience laughed and gave warm applause.

"Yes, how fresh." Zhou Jiuliang agreed with drooping eyebrows.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "As soon as they walked out, I was afraid that he would recognize me, so I quickly covered my face, and I blocked it slowly. The old lady saw that I was sad, and she cried for a long time. I invite you in, the living room is too big!"

"How big is it?" Zhou Jiuliang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun opened his arms and said emphatically, "It's bigger than this theater, with a radius of thirty kilometers!"

"Good guy."

"There are no pillars in the house, and I don't know what supports them."

"It's too high-tech." Zhou Jiuliang gave a thumbs up.

Qu Xiaoyun raised his hand and pointed at the ceiling of the theater, describing: "The height of the house is six feet six, and there are twelve large stoves burning in the room, and the flames are nine feet nine!"

"Good guy, the shed has to be burned!" Zhou Jiuliang was speechless.

"Hahaha~~"

The art of cross talk is that you can't laugh without reason, and exaggerated descriptions are very effective, and the audience in the audience laughed unsteadily.

Qu Xiaoyun was amused, and said along the way: "So it doesn't have pillars."

"It's all burned!" Zhou Jiuliang curled his lips.

"exactly!"

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and then continued: "The old lady is happy to see me - you are back, boy, you have a really big temper, you can leave as soon as you say it, look at your dirty No one looks like you, hurry up and take a shower!"

"Go wash it up." Zhou Jiuliang said.

"Someone drove me to take a bath. The bathing place is too big, with a radius of 29 kilometers!" Qu Xiaoyun said with a heavy tone.

"One kilometer smaller than the living room." Zhou Jiuliang said.

Qu Xiaoyun gestured: "Entering the door is a big pool, very deep, with water less than an inch deep!"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"An inch of water? Toad Pond?" Zhou Jiuliang complained.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand and said, "Take off your clothes and go down, splash, splash, the water didn't even cover me, my master may be just right to wash it."

"Hahaha~~"

There were bursts of laughter from the audience, and the mention of Lao Guo's burden must ring.

"How fresh!" Zhou Jiuliang couldn't help laughing.

Qu Xiaoyun gestured to the posture of scrubbing, and said: "Wash, rub it clean, shampoo and soap, eat three pieces of soap and wash three pieces, it smells so fragrant from the inside out!"

"Well, I still eat soap." Zhou Jiuliang curled his lips.

"After washing, go to the locker room. The radius of the locker room is 28 kilometers!" Qu Xiaoyun opened his arms and said in surprise.

"Getting smaller and smaller."

Qu Xiaoyun turned around on the spot, waved and said, "The dressing room is full of clothes."

"Can you see the clothes that are 28 kilometers away?" Zhou Jiuliang complained.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand: "I can't see it. I can see it from the side, but I have to look up. The clothes hanging on a nail are nailed to a height of 40 meters. I hold the clothes rail for an hour, enough to get off a pair of underwear. !"

Zhou Jiuliang recalled the picture in his head, and laughed aloud: "It's enough for you to stick there for an hour."

"Hahaha~~"

"Put it on, underwear, long johns, cotton-padded trousers, military overcoat, and a vest. I'll put on a vest for a suit vest. I'll be round after I wear it!" The back and forth of the left layer and the right layer.

"That's round." Zhou Jiuliang curled his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "I found someone to put me in the old lady's room after wearing it. The old lady was very surprised. This is a scientist. How did so many clothes get in?"

Zhou Jiuliang chuckled: "That's right, it's not easy to put on a military coat and a vest."

"Hahaha~~"

The audience filled their brains with pictures, smiled and gave applause.

"The old lady is happy, it's fine, it's fine, you can just come back, choose a good day and an auspicious day to marry my girl!" Qu Xiaoyun smiled when he said this.

"We're getting married now?" Zhou Jiuliang asked in surprise.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded happily, and then said: "An old woman next to me said, Yo, old lady, what's the matter with you, what is the reason for my uncle to walk once and twice? Isn't it because you are not married! Ding is Ding Mao is Mao, today is a good day, let him and the girl get married today!"

"The old lady nodded—that's good, but what we say doesn't count. Let's ask other people's children for their opinions. Come and help my uncle up!"

"I lay down after wearing so much that I couldn't stand up." Zhou Jiuliang said.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and said: "A few maids helped me up, and the old lady asked, are you happy to get married today? After thinking about it, this is a lifelong event. I have to take care of it." Take a look."

"Look at what?"

Qu Xiaoyun shyly covered her face, and said with a chuckle: "Look at what the girl looks like, if she looks good, I'll make do with her."

"What if it doesn't look good?" Zhou Jiuliang asked.

Qu Xiaoyun's heart swelled, he straightened his back and gritted his teeth: "Then I can make do with it!"

"Hahaha~~"

The burden rang, and bursts of laughter came from the audience.

"Okay!" Zhou Jiuliang couldn't help laughing.

After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "Come on, the old lady said that there will be a big wedding. The whole yard is decorated with lights and festoons, and drums and music are playing! Someone came to help me, my uncle is married today, let's take a bath!"

"Good guy, I'm still washing after I just finished washing." Zhou Jiuliang curled his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "The 29-kilometer bathhouse, the big pond about an inch deep, undressed for four to ten minutes!"

"Hahaha~~"

Zhou Jiuliang nodded with a smile: "It will take a while!"

Qu Xiaoyun said while gesticulating: "After washing, I went to the 28-kilometer dressing room. I was given the big pole enough for clothes. I was exhausted when I got enough clothes. After getting off the clothes, I wore them from head to toe. I'm all dressed in red, and the servants helped me rush to the bridal chamber, and I took a look inside, heh!"

"What's wrong?" Zhou Jiuliang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun rubbed his hands, showing a perverted look, and said: "This girl is so beautiful, sitting on the kang and beckoning to me, I thought she was calling me, I rushed over and twisted my waist I just threw her down, just heard a click..."

"How could it come out with a click? What's the matter with a broken waist?" Zhou Jiuliang didn't understand.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his hands, he was so wronged that he was about to cry, he choked up and said: "The hot pot is also broken, and I fell too!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Aren't you married?" Zhou Jiuliang was confused.

"Hey! Where!"

Qu Xiaoyun wiped the pout at the corner of his mouth, and said with drooping eyebrows, "I'm sleeping on the bridge..."

"So it was a dream!" Zhou Jiuliang laughed.

"Hahaha~~"

"it is good!!!"

The jokes were very interesting, and there were constant laughs throughout the performance. The audience liked it very much, and they all laughed and gave warm applause and applause.

Facing the pressure of performing on stage, the two of them not only caught the silence, but also performed very well. There is no doubt that it was a successful bottom-up performance.

Amid warm applause from the audience, Qu Xiaoyun and Zhou Jiuliang bowed and stepped down from the stage.

……

(End of this chapter)