Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 309 Accidental Exposure of Cultural Level
This game link was carefully designed by Guo Degang. The cross talk was performed on the ground at the beginning. In the final game, letting the apprentices make passers-by laugh on the street is also a test for the apprentices.

Qu Xiaoyun failed to make a laugh just now, and spent two steel coins out of his own pocket to give the courier brother a ticket for a cross talk competition tomorrow.

Camera switch.

Cao Heyang and Zhang Jiunan appeared in front of the camera in a hurry.

Cao Heyang was very resistant to this part, and complained to his partner: "It's hard to mess with my brother, to be honest, I'm a little bit embarrassed, and if he refuses, I can't open my mouth. I'm really embarrassed to talk to him. go."

"It's okay, they dare not hit us."

Zhang Jiunan comforted him, and took Cao Heyang into a clothing store on the side of the street. The clothing store was very high-end, and the owner was a very polite young man wearing glasses. Seeing them coming in, followed by a camera, he couldn't help being very vigilant.

Zhang Jiunan was very familiar with him. When he walked into the store, he put his elbows on the counter and greeted him with a smile: "Hi, is it convenient for you to take a photo?"

"Where is it broadcast? Why should it be broadcast? Why did you choose our store." The owner's first reaction was that the relevant department came to investigate his store, and he couldn't help asking three soul-searching questions.

"Good guy, this joke is definitely high."

Zhang Jiunan explained with a smile: "Let me explain, do you know Deyun Club? There is a variety show called "Deyun Fighting Laugh Club", do you know?"

The shopkeeper pondered for a moment, then replied: "I have heard of the Deyun Society, but I have never heard of the Deyun Douxiao Society."

"The program group is interesting. People say that they have never heard of it, which means that this program is not very popular, and it is also a blow to us!"

After Zhang Jiunan reprimanded the camera, he turned to ask the shop owner, "Who do you know about the actors in Deyun Club?"

"Guo Degang."

"That's our master."

Zhang Jiunan patted his chest and introduced himself with a smile: "Well, let me introduce myself. My name is Luan Dangdang, and I am the vice president of Deyun Club. I will tell you a joke, and I will sign one for you later. autograph."

Cao Heyang, who was fearful on the side, couldn't help laughing when he heard this.

"can."

The shop owner didn't know who Luan Dangdang was, but out of politeness, he still didn't refuse.

"Cao Laosi, tell him!" Zhang Jiunan pushed Cao Heyang who had been silent all the time.

Cao Heyang had no choice but to do so, raised his eyes and thought for a while, and said: "Everyone's looks are different. There is a person who looks very strange. This person looks like a bicycle. Then one day this person stood on the side of the road. Go up, let people push away."

The shopkeeper's expression remained unchanged, and he said flatly, "Sorry, I can't find a joke."

Cao Heyang turned around in embarrassment and wanted to leave, but was stopped by Zhang Jiunan, and said:
"It is because of the existence of actors like you that Deyun Club needs to improve its professional ability. Do you hear me, Cao Laosi!"

"Okay, Brother Luan!"

Cao Heyang cursed secretly, but still gave Zhang Jiunan face.

"Okay, I'll sign you a signature of Vice President Deyun, it's very precious!"

Zhang Jiunan picked up the pen and paper as agreed, and when he was about to start writing, he exposed his cultural level, and asked Cao Heyang in a low voice, "How does Luan Luan write?"

Cao Heyang chuckled: "I don't know!"

"Thank you for your cooperation. This is your autograph. I will send you a comic dialogue ticket. You can go to the theater to listen to the comic dialogue later. Then we will not bother you. I wish you a prosperous business and prosperity in Sanjiang!"

After Cao Heyang and Zhang Jiunan left.

The shop owner picked up the autograph and was dumbfounded: "Luan???"

Netizens in the live broadcast room were amused by this mad dog:

"It's too wild, this is a mad dog with social cow syndrome!!!"

"As expected of being cultivated by Deyun Culture Co., Ltd., the culture is really limited!!!"

……

Camera switch.

"I want to drink this."

"Go, drink! We have money!"

The weather was too hot, so sweaty Qu Xiaoyun and Shaobing walked into a milk tea shop.

"Hello, bring me a cup of bubble tea."

Qu Xiaoyun looked at the gaudy milk tea names, and chose a simple one, thinking of saving some money, two people can drink a cup of milk tea.

The shop assistant enthusiastically said: "We have an event now, buy two cups and get one free."

Shaobing couldn't resist the promotion temptation: "Then let's buy two cups."

After the lady clerk placed the order, she quoted a price: "Okay, fifty in total."

The funds were cut in half in an instant, and there was no way to find someone to refund the order.

Qu Xiaoyun was dumbfounded: "..."

Shaobing patted his thigh regretfully, and asked tearfully, "It's too expensive, do you have any free snacks here?"

"Pfft~"

Qu Xiaoyun couldn't help laughing, thinking that he is indeed a biscuit brother with two children, he is very good at living, and it is also the first time I have seen someone go to a milk tea shop to ask for free snacks.

Shaobing insisted on plucking back a few hairs, and asked unwillingly: "Miss sister, look at this, let my brother tell you a joke, if you laugh, can you add some more pearls to us?"

It's too cheap to use jokes to ask people to add more pearls.

Looking at the strange eyes of the people around him, Shaobing has been trained by grabbing a stool since he was a child, and he doesn't care about his rough skin and thick flesh. Qu Xiaoyun couldn't stand it anymore and began to feel ashamed.

The clerk covered her mouth with a smile and agreed.

Brother Cake has let the words out, as long as he wants to show his face to the outside, it doesn't matter.

Qu Xiaoyun took a step forward and said with a smile: "Speaking of the ancient gods, which god has beriberi? Can you guess it?"

"do not know."

Facing the nonsensical question, the clerk shook her head in bewilderment.

Qu Xiaoyun patted his forehead and explained: "God Erlang!"

"why?"

The shop assistant was puzzled.

Qu Xiaoyun pointed to his feet and explained with a smile: "Erlang fungus!"

"..."

The shop assistant was silent.

The biscuit on the side covered his face and was about to cry.

Qu Xiaoyun chuckled and said to save face: "Although this burden is a bit cold, isn't it fun?"

The clerk smiled perfunctorily, and nodded in agreement with a high EQ: "It's funny, but my laughing point may be higher."

Qu Xiaoyun reluctantly took out another ticket from his pocket, and handed it over: "I'll give you a cross talk ticket, and you can watch the show later, thank you!"

The clerk is a nice lady. Although she didn't smile, she added more pearls to them.

Camera switch.

Steel Boy's manager, Xiao Yueyue, showed up. He was sitting in a shop, chatting with the shop owner: "What is our task later?"

The shop owner replied: "You have to ask two friends to help us complete the performance of the lion dance team, because the two masters of our lion dance team can't come today because of something."

"Okay, leave it to me!"

Xiao Yueyue nodded in agreement, and sent a group text message to his brothers: "Brother, get out of the car? Is there not enough steel in my hand? I helped you with some work. If you can complete it, you can get ten steel coins." And I will reimburse the transportation expenses, and I will wait for you at the Nantou Ancient City Tavern."

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(End of this chapter)