Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 310

The brothers all received text messages from their manager, Xiao Yueyue. Seeing that the salary was so good, they happily replied "I'll be there soon".

Qu Xiaoyun and Shaobing were the closest. According to the location of the mobile phone, they walked through two small alleys and found Xiao Yueyue first. Xiao Yueyue was playing with lion dance props at the entrance of a beverage store.

"Brother Yue!"

"Come on, brother!"

"We're here first, let's do the work!" Qu Xiaoyun graciously went over and squeezed Xiao Yueyue's shoulders.

Xiao Yueyue nodded and agreed: "Success, this beverage store will open soon, and there is a lion dance to be performed. If I can get ten steel coins, I will give it to you two!"

"But we don't know how to dance a lion."

Xiao Yueyue waved his hand: "It doesn't matter, Master will come to teach you two soon."

"That's it."

"Shaobing!"

The little girls working in the beverage store stood at the door and greeted the biscuits excitedly.

"Hey, hello!"

Shaobing blinked her small eyes, smiled and waved in response.

Qu Xiaoyun looked back and wanted to say hello, but the girls all took a step back.

"..."

"Shouldn't be..."

Unwilling to be reconciled, Qu Xiaoyun stepped forward to say hello, "Hello, do you know me?"

The little girls smiled and said nothing, but waved politely in response.

Qu Xiaoyun scratched his head in embarrassment, turned his head to look at Shaobing, and said to save face: "Good guy, brother cake, your mother-in-law is quite powerful, and they all know you."

Shaobing chuckled and said triumphantly, "That's right, Shencheng's son-in-law is not for nothing!"

"Thunder monkey!"

"Thunder Monkey, Thunder Monkey!"

The lion dance master came, Qu Xiaoyun greeted Shaobing, and followed the master for special training with the props.

The second group arrived were Wang Jiulong and Zhou Jiuliang. They were a step behind and saw them walking with lion dance props.

Seeing that the job was gone, Zhou Jiuliang pestered Xiao Yueyue unwillingly, and pleaded: "Brother, you can give us a job, you are not our steel boy's manager now, you should consider our interests for us, right?" wrong!"

"Yes, let's go in, I'll order milk tea for you." Seeing that they were sweating profusely, Xiao Yueyue didn't let them come in vain, and gave them a chance.

"Great, thank you bro!"

"You're welcome, let's have a good chat."

The three of them entered the beverage store, and when the air conditioner turned on, they drank iced milk tea and ate small snacks, and instantly felt much more comfortable.

It was almost cool, Xiao Yueyue asked: "How is your funny mission going?"

Wang Jiulong sighed softly: "It's not good, several tickets have been sent out."

Xiao Yueyue felt sorry for his junior brother, and suggested: "Then you can find someone with a good laugh in this drink shop to tease, it's still cool here."

Wang Jiulong chuckled and said, "Why don't you let Jiuliang tease you?"

Zhou Jiuliang cursed inwardly, glaring and said, "You're just laughing at cross talk, aren't you digging a hole for yourself!"

Xiao Yueyue nodded and agreed: "Yes, it's okay to tease me, the 30-second timer starts!"

"It's very nice to meet you. Where are you from? What do you do?" The incident happened suddenly, and Zhou Jiuliang didn't even think about what jokes to tell, so he reluctantly started asking questions like checking household registration.

Xiao Yueyue simply brushed off the problem, keeping a straight face and a serious look from the beginning to the end.

"Can you keep a straight face?"

Zhou Jiuliang will be punished and tied up in place if he loses again, and he is very anxious that the time is coming.

Xiao Yueyue saw that his junior brother was so hot, and gave him another chance: "My name is Death Stare, I'll see how you amused me in 30 seconds, and I'll give you another 30 seconds."

"it is good!"

Zhou Jiuliang pointed at his partner and asked with a smile, "Brother Yue, do you know why Wang Jiulong is called Yajia?"

Wang Jiulong bared his big white teeth cooperatively.

"What Yajia?" Xiao Yueyue was confused.

Zhou Jiuliang explained with a smile: "Because good teeth are elegant!"

"Oh my God!"

After hearing this, Xiao Yueyue couldn't help complaining: "Who gave such a boring nickname, isn't it just relying on it!"

"Master started."

"Oh, that's fine."

Changing face is faster than turning a book, and the netizens in the live broadcast room were amused.

The countdown ended, Zhou Jiuliang finally failed, and it was Wang Jiulong's turn to make a laugh.

"It's my brother Yue!"

Wang Jiulong was full of confidence, and he opened his mouth: "What will happen to the sharks in the sea if they eat mung beans?"

"Mung bean paste." Xiao Yueyue blurted out, and rolled his eyes in disgust.

"Well, you're smart, boy! Another one!"

Unwillingly, Wang Jiulong continued to test: "Speaking of this ancient person, who has bad eyesight?"

Xiao Yueyue snorted disdainfully, and said lightly, "Li Bai."

"Why?"

"Bright moonlight in front of the bed, hey! It's frost on the ground!"

"I won't record it, it's killing me, I'm so pissed off, I can't laugh anymore." Wang Jiulong flicked his sleeves and walked away angrily.

"Congratulations to Wang Jiulong for making me laugh!"

The three of them were stunned for a while, not understanding what was going on.

Director Yan Min showed them the replay, and it turned out that Wang Jiulong flung his sleeves and wanted to leave. Xiao Yueyue couldn't help laughing at his impotent and furious look.

After watching the replay, Wang Jiulong stepped forward excitedly and held Xiao Yueyue's hand: "Brother, I thank you, you are my real father!" After speaking, he tied Zhou Jiuliang to the chair with the magic weapon.

Xiao Yueyue looked at the scorching sun outside through the glass window, and then at Zhou Jiuliang, who was tied to a chair and drinking milk tea, and couldn't help but look envious: "You've been here all this time, haven't you? I'm so envious You, it's so hot outside!"

"Hahaha~~"

The netizens in the live broadcast room laughed like crazy.

On the other side, Shaobing and Qu Xiaoyun had finished the basic lion dance practice and came back.

It will take a while.

The opening ceremony begins.

Although Zhou Jiuliang was tied to a chair, he heard the lively drum band outside, and couldn't hold back his desire to show off, so he moved the stool out and beat the big drum.

Wang Jiulong was not idle either. He asked the master who was beating the gong for some advice on drum beats, and he beat the gong in time with the sound of the drum.

Qu Xiaoyun and Shaobing were very intelligent, and the lions played very smartly. With the drum band, it was really lively and attracted many passers-by to stop and take pictures.

After the opening ceremony, Xiao Yueyue gave Qu Xiaoyun and Shaobing ten yuan coins each.

Shaobing and Qu Xiaoyun were very angry after collecting the money, and the airtight lion dance costume was double hot. Not only was the clothes wet with sweat, but even the underpants were soaked through. The masses are afraid that the influence will be bad, so they must throw Xiao Yueyue down.

Xiao Yueyue looked superior, took out a real steel coin, and put forward the condition with a smile: "Do you want a real coin? Everyone praises me five times, be sincere!"

"Look at what you said, even if you don't give us coins, we should praise you, who are you, you are the first brother Deyun, and you are the most creative cross talk among the cross talks I have ever seen You are an actor, and your creative avant-garde has surpassed the current cross talk actors of the same level, you are the ceiling!"

"Hahaha~~"

This flattery was patted to the heart, and Xiao Yueyue laughed like a pig after hearing it: "Brother, that's enough, you've got five sentences!"

The pressure came to the biscuits.

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(End of this chapter)