Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 311 Social Ceiling

Shaobing glanced at Qu Xiaoyun, a sycophant, from the bottom of his heart, he despised teammates who would sell their souls for ten steel coins.

A real man was born between heaven and earth, how can he live in depression for a long time.

How can you bend your waist for ten steel coins?

Thinking of this, Shaobing looked at Xiao Yueyue with a proud face, and resolutely said: "Brother, your kindness to sister-in-law is worth learning from me as a younger brother, and you are especially like an older brother now. This is a brother." Say this from the bottom of your heart."

One praised his work and the other praised his family. Xiao Yueyue was so elated by the praise that he almost grinned from ear to ear: "Enough is enough, I am so touched."

After speaking, he happily handed the steel to Shaobing, and was about to continue chatting with the two of them, only to see the two of them turn around and leave without taking a cloud.

Xiao Yueyue: "..."

It's a good way to cross the river and demolish the bridge, unload the mill and kill the donkey, and beat the monk after reading the scriptures.

"It's against my will!"

"I can't even eat dinner!"

The two of them walked through an alley with complaints, and passed by a small shop, and the sesame seed cakes suddenly stopped.

Qu Xiaoyun turned his head and saw a kid picking up a toy in the small shop. He wondered if Brother Bing was trying to make the kid laugh. Even the kid couldn't understand those cold jokes, so the difficulty was already full.

I saw sesame seed cakes entering the canteen and squatting next to the children, showing their father's side in a friendly way, and saying hello softly: "Hello, children, uncle is playing a game and needs your cooperation. Smile at uncle, you This toy uncle you like will buy it for you, okay?"

"it is good!"

The kid probably just started elementary school, and he understood everything, and after listening to it, he showed a bright smile very cleverly.

Too badass! ! !

After Qu Xiaoyun learned it, he set his sights on another kid in the small shop, approached him with a smile and said, "Smile, kid, can my brother buy you candy?"

After watching the biscuits, I was speechless: "Oh my God, people still sit in the cart and can't talk..."

"..."

The inexperienced Qu Xiaoyun scratched his head in embarrassment, smiled, and turned to the camera to defend himself: "I know, I did it on purpose, for the effect of the show!"

……

Camera switch.

Zhang Jiunan and Cao Heyang came to a pedestrian street.

Zhang Jiunan fell in love with the old man sitting on the bench happily playing with his mobile phone at a glance, so he sat beside the old man very familiarly, pointed at the camera with a smile and said: "Master, we are recording a show, it is convenient for you to accept the interview ?"

"inconvenient!"

Seeing a group of strangers surrounding him, the uncle felt very uncomfortable and refused decisively.

Seeing that he refused so decisively, Cao Heyang said excuse me, pulled Zhang Jiunan and prepared to leave.

"Wait a minute, I'll chat with the uncle, fourth brother, you sit down and chat too!"

The uncle's refusal was exactly what Zhang Jiunan wanted, and what he wanted was to highlight his social personality.

"I don't have your social talent!" Cao Heyang refused with his mouth curled up and his hands waved.

"Where is your home, sir?"

"Your accent is not local. How many years have you been here?"

"Are you here for work or why are you here?"

"What is your son doing here? What kind of work does he do? What exactly does he do?"

"How is my wife?"

"Did you have lunch? What did you eat? Just some stir-fried vegetables?"

Good guy, Zhang Jiunan's mouth is like a machine gun, and before the uncle returns, he shows off his mouth.

"How about it, sir, we've been chatting for a long time (uncle didn't say a word), you cooperate with us to watch a small performance, can we make you laugh?"

Zhang Jiunan's attitude was very sincere, and when it came to this point, the uncle couldn't refuse, so he agreed.

Zhang Jiunan stood up and looked at Cao Heyang with a smile.

There was already a circle of people around the meeting, including those taking pictures and watching the excitement.

Seeing that Zhang Jiunan didn't hold back his fart, Cao Heyang, who was afraid of society, subconsciously pushed back two steps.

Fearing that he would run away, Zhang Jiunan rushed over and grabbed Cao Heyang's arm, and asked him to cooperate with him: "Fourth brother, let's do a performance without real objects. You pretend that there is a rope in front of you, and you bite it. After biting, I will pull this end of the rope, and you will pull the other end, and you will pull it toward you."

There was no other way, Cao Heyang had no choice but to follow suit, Zhang Jiunan's hand pulling the rope was getting faster and faster, and when he reached Cao Heyang's face, he slapped him with a small slap.

The picture looked very funny, and the uncle couldn't help laughing out loud.

Zhang Jiunan raised his hands excitedly after the funny challenge was successful.

"Okay, sir, we are here to send warmth and joy on the street, I say you should be happy in the future, don't be so sad, and keep a straight face all day long." Zhang Jiunan said earnestly before leaving.

"You can pull it down, the uncle is having a lot of fun playing with the mobile phone here! Uncle, we are leaving, so I won't disturb you anymore!" Cao Heyang couldn't listen anymore, and directly pulled Zhang Jiunan away.

The fearful Cao Heyang couldn't stand Zhang Jiunan anymore, so he gave Zhang Jiunan 50 yuan and sent him away.

Zhang Jiunan planned to find Xiao Yueyue to pick up the task, but it was far away, and he was reluctant to spend money, so he found a shared battery car on the street, but after searching for nothing, he saw a battery car parked in front of a mobile phone repair shop , so he walked into the store on an idea, intending to borrow a car with his three-inch tongue.

"Hello, we are recording a show, do you know about Deyun Club?"

Seeing a camera, the owner shook his head in a daze.

This episode of the program clearly shows the minority of the art of cross talk, especially in the south. The show is halfway through, and every actor does not wear a mask to cover his face, but only Shaobing and Xiao Yueyue are recognized by passers-by.

"It doesn't matter if you don't know each other. Your accent is not from a local, right? Where are you from?" Zhang Jiunan calmly asked someone to chat about the daily routine.

After chatting for a while, Zhang Jiunan looked at the time and said his purpose: "That's it, let me briefly introduce the situation here, we are recording the show "De Yun Dou Xiao Society" now. "

"I'm going to a place far away, but the program team deducted a special fee and didn't prepare any funds for us. I planned to ride a shared battery car, but I couldn't find it. I see that there is one in front of your store. Can you borrow it for me first? I'll send it back to you later, it's not in vain."

After speaking, he took out a cross talk ticket from his pocket and handed it over: "I'll give you two cross talk tickets, so you can watch the show with your wife, how about it?"

"Sure, you can use it, I just fully charged." The owner had a pleasant chat just now, and the owner agreed generously, and handed over the car keys.

"You wait for us for a while, we have to register here."

The director team carefully registered with the shop owner, prepared to return the car after the recording of the show, and offered some compensation by the way. After all, the reputation of the show is very important.

Zhang Jiunan promised well a second ago, but when he got on the battery car, he forgot about it and disappeared in a flash.

Leaving the camera brother alone in a mess in the wind...

(End of this chapter)