Deyun: No.1 in Xiaozike, no refund

Chapter 317
After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand and explained: "Just now I made a little joke with everyone, I am very happy to come to Shencheng, and I am honored to stand on the stage of the second season of "Deyun Fighting Laughter Club"."

"Me too." Zhou Jiuliang praised with a smile.

Qu Xiaoyun said seriously: "This season is different for me."

"What's different?" Zhou Jiuliang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "During this season, I have gained a lot and collected a lot of material."

"What material did you collect?"

"A collection of anecdotes."

"Tell me," Zhou Jiuliang said.

Qu Xiaoyun chuckled and said, "It's about you and Meng Hetang."

"What about me and him?" Zhou Jiuliang was surprised.

"Correct!"

Seeing the gossiping eyes of the audience, Qu Xiaoyun smiled and said slowly: "It's best for Zhou Jiuliang and Meng Hetang to have a relationship in private, because they live in the same community."

"Yes." Zhou Jiuliang nodded.

Qu Xiaoyun stroked his chin and thought about it: "To the south of Daxing, the capital city, there is a community, and Tiantanghe River is nothing..."

"The crematorium?" Zhou Jiuliang's nose was crooked.

"Hahaha~~"

The burden rang, and bursts of laughter came from the audience.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head: "It's not there yet, it's behind the stove."

"It burns as soon as you talk." Zhou Jiuliang curled his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and said: "The two live in the same hospital, and the relationship is very good. Sometimes the two brothers drink tea and chat together to write a work, and after dinner, the two of them will go for a walk in the street..."

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

Zhou Jiuliang was speechless, and stretched out his hand to stop him: "Wait a minute, you can't speak clearly, what's late shit? That's called dinner!"

Qu Xiaoyun scratched his head in embarrassment, and changed his words: "Yes, after dinner, the two brothers are fine and wandered around in the courtyard, brotherly love."

"It's that good."

Qu Xiaoyun chuckled: "One time I went out for a walk and made a joke."

"What's the joke?" Zhou Jiuliang's curiosity was aroused.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and continued to talk: "After dinner, the two of you walked along the neighborhood, look here and there, the big chimney is still smoking!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Or a crematorium?" Zhou Jiuliang pouted.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and waved his hands: "No, it's another company. A very interesting scene appeared in front of the two of them walking."

"what?"

"There's a puddle of that puppy's poop."

"Just say shit and it's over." Zhou Jiuliang was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the situation at that time, and said: "How bad is Zhou Jiuliang—Meng He Tang, do you dare to eat it? I will give you 10 yuan if you eat it."

"Oh, bet." Zhou Jiuliang said.

Qu Xiaoyun picked up the folding fan on the table, and imitated: "Meng Hetang is so smart, he just took out his chopsticks, clicked it, threw it away, and took out his spoon again."

Zhou Jiuliang smiled and said: "Oh, I know him, he may look a little thin."

"Hahaha~~"

This knife repair was so good that the effect was directly doubled, and the audience laughed so hard that they gave warm applause.

The brothers who were sitting on the bench under the stage were also very happy, and Meng Hetang's nose was crooked with anger—ah, you are wicked, you have been stabbed, there is no one in eight hundred miles, you are a wolf, you are so wicked!
After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "Meng He candy will be finished in a while——Zhou Jiuliang, give me 10 yuan!"

"We needed money at that time." Zhou Jiuliang curled his lips.

"Zhou Jiuliang said, whoever goes out with nothing to bring 10 yuan, I'll give it to you when I get home. The two of them walked forward again, and found a lump, bigger than the one just now!" Qu Xiaoyun said Face opened his arms in shock.

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"Good guy, your gesticulation is bigger than a dog, is it that big?" Zhou Jiuliang asked in surprise.

Qu Xiaoyun didn't know the difference, and then described: "Zhou Jiuliang couldn't help standing on it, alas, that's the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau..."

"Hahaha~~"

"it is good!!!"

Although it is burdensome, but he sang very well, the words are correct, the accent is round, and the treble is also nice. The audience applauded and applauded. Many audiences who don't know Qu Xiaoyun, after a few minutes of getting along with each other, their eyes shine.

"Hey, how big is this!" Zhou Jiuliang was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "Meng He Tang is happy——Zhou Jiuliang, do you dare to eat? If you dare, I will give you 10 yuan!"

"It's choking fire, isn't it?"

"Zhou Jiuliang said, don't come here!"

"Really, I can't do that!" Zhou Jiuliang said firmly.

Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyebrows, amused: "I know you won't lend me that spoon."

"Hahaha~~"

This reversal was unexpected by the audience, who laughed and applauded.

"Fuck you, I dare to love you for this!" Zhou Jiuliang pushed him angrily.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "Meng Hetang lent him the spoon, and Zhou Jiuliang took it over and devoured it hungrily, and finished it—give me the money, 10 yuan!"

"Meng Hetang is happy—you didn't bring the money when you came out, and I didn't bring it either. How about this, we're even, and don't give it to anyone! Zhou Jiuliang——Success, let's do it like this!"

Zhou Jiuliang's nose was twisted with anger, and he said angrily, "You are so wicked! We came here just to eat these two piles of shit, didn't we?"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

Qu Xiaoyun said nonchalantly, "Exercise!"

"I said just now, how did you say that you finished eating night dung!" Zhou Jiuliang recalled.

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up to his partner, and praised: "Just kidding, just kidding, who can eat that, but Zhou Jiuliang and Meng Hetang are both good actors, and acting is the most difficult thing!"

"Yes." Zhou Jiuliang nodded.

"Everyone, you can also speak, why come here to listen to us? Right, so we have to work hard!"

"Correct."

"At the beginning, there was a kid who came here and learned how to go on stage. I wondered, no, why is no one happy? Don't worry! As long as you work hard, you can grind an iron pestle into a needle, and you must have the spirit of Yugong Yishan!"

"Correct."

Qu Xiaoyun clapped his fingers and explained: "The Foolish Old Man Yishan is a folk legend, there are five in total, Meng Jiangnv cried on the Great Wall, Cowherd and Weaver Girl, Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai..."

Zhou Jiuliang waved his hand, and asked angrily: "I haven't heard of it, but you added it after you counted it?"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience didn't understand what was going on at first, but they couldn't help laughing after hearing the explanation.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hands and explained: "No, Yugong Yishan is very simple, that is, there is an old man, there are mountains in front of his house, one is Taihang Mountain and the other is Wangwu Mountain. Remove it, life will be better, WiFi signal will suffice."

The audience was amused again.

"Hey, the co-writing mountain blocked the network signal." Zhou Jiuliang was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun gestured at the digging movement, and said: "The old man digs up the ground with a shovel every day, and the neighbors in the neighborhood can't stand it anymore. One old man said that he——you are crazy, when will the two mountains be leveled?" That's right, isn't this a waste of time!"

"Yes." Zhou Jiuliang agreed.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled slightly and said: "Yugong said, I will still have my son after I die, and my son will still have grandsons. The children and grandchildren are endless. Sooner or later, the mountain will be moved away! Just this is earth-shattering, God I have heard it all, saying that this person is so amazing, and I will help him after I am moved!"

"Oh, help him." Zhou Jiuliang praised.

Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyebrows and said: "That's why God sent many gods to their home to help him have children."

"Hahaha~~"

The reversal was so fast that the audience in the audience laughed and laughed, and gave warm applause one after another.

"I've never heard of it, it's so wicked!" Zhou Jiuliang was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his arms, looking very excited: "Or the folklore is really exciting!"

"You want to learn from God, don't you?" Zhou Jiuliang saw through everything.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded with a smile, hooked his shoulders and said, "You have to help me talk when you come back!"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience was amused again, and the atmosphere is very happy now.

"No need!" Zhou Jiuliang pushed him angrily.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and continued: "I just made a little joke. My father told me this story since I was a child. It means to tell me to work hard and study hard. Don't be ashamed. It doesn't matter if you are ashamed. Give me The adults are ashamed."

"Yes." Zhou Jiuliang agreed.

Qu Xiaoyun turned his head to look at his partner, frowned and said, "I'm ashamed of my family, my father shivered, don't forget that I am your father!"

He took advantage of it while he was talking, Zhou Jiuliang was so angry that he turned his face away, and said angrily, "You talk to that side, but you talk to me here."

The audience in the audience laughed up and down and gave warm applause one after another.

After Qu Xiaoyun's head was turned away, he didn't turn back in a hurry, but continued to say: "I said, don't worry, old man!"

"Turn around, how nice of you to tell me that!" Zhou Jiuliang said angrily.

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience laughed even more happily, from ear to ear.

Backstage.

Yu Qian was very satisfied with this passage, and ordered Gao Xiaobei to give each of them a point.

After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "I said that, meaning that actors have to work hard, and the most important thing is to adjust their mentality, yo, when someone is popular, learn from them, you can't say that when someone is popular, go to others to make trouble, go online and scold them , it's meaningless."

"Correct."

"Sometimes we always say that we need to learn the advanced things of other countries. In fact, we are all worth learning from the mentality of each country. Let me give you a small example. No matter who it is, the neighbor spends 100 million to buy a car. The beautiful Chinese - I have to buy it. A better car than him."

"Oh, this is a beautiful Chinese." Zhou Jiuliang praised.

"Islander - I've got to learn how he makes his money, Frenchman - I've got to borrow his car to go out and pick up girls!"

"What if it's about cross talk?" Zhou Jiuliang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyebrows, and said: "The one talking about cross talk—yo, he bought such a nice car, so he has to let go of his car at night!"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"Hey, it's so wicked, you're the one who knows about cross talk!" Zhou Jiuliang smiled and gave a thumbs up.

Hearing the praise, Qu Xiaoyun was very proud, and continued to preach with his big mouth curled up: "That's right, so we need to adjust our mentality and practice hard. We have to practice hard since childhood. There is a saying that you don't learn art when you are thirty. It's exhausting!"

"late!"

Qu Xiaoyun explained with an example: "Why did Deyun Club open a training class, including what we learned from it? Deyun Club has a Chuanxi Club, including Brother Yue, Brother Bing, Brother Luan, and the third brother are all there. Attended class."

"Taught from childhood." Zhou Jiuliang praised.

"For example, Mr. Li Wenshan teaches the theory of cross talk, Mr. Xie Tianshun teaches the basic skills of cross talk, Mr. Zheng Hao teaches knowledge of literature and history, and Sun Yue teaches physical education!" Qu Xiaoyun deliberately emphasized the last tone.

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience filled their brains with the picture, laughing quackily.

"This talent is rare!" Zhou Jiuliang snickered.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and then gave an example: "There is also Teacher Gao Feng who teaches physical hygiene."

"Strength!" Zhou Jiuliang praised.

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and nodded: "That's right, Mr. Yu is in charge!"

"Beating people? What does the chief urban management mean?" Zhou Jiuliang asked puzzled.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "He's the person in charge, he can do anything and take care of everything!"

"Good guy, let's talk about it together." Zhou Jiuliang curled his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun explained in detail: "What do you mean? He is the one who puts out the fire on the eighth road. If something goes wrong in a class and the teacher can't come, he will be the substitute!"

"Oh, that's what happened." Zhou Jiuliang nodded.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "For example, those who study arts have to get up early in the morning. It doesn't matter whether they sing opera or sing big drums or something. It's the same when it comes to cross talk. Get up at five o'clock in the morning and start at six o'clock. There is a running in the yard, and the activity will be held for a while before class can start."

"Yes, that's true." Zhou Jiuliang agreed.

"Students stand at six o'clock, teacher Sun please!"

"Xiao Yueyue's partner Sun Yue."

Qu Xiaoyun nodded with a smile: "Yes, everyone should have seen Sun Yue. The big fat man weighs about three hundred pounds. He has to buy two tickets every time he goes out to perform and fly!"

"I can't sit down." Zhou Jiuliang praised with a smile.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "Teacher Sun's two tickets are by the windows!"

"Then his row will be covered. Sitting on this road block, no one can get through!" Zhou Jiuliang said in surprise.

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience filled their brains with the picture, laughing hard.

Qu Xiaoyun looked disgusted and said: "That's right, so fat, and also responsible for teaching physical education!"

"Can he do it?" Zhou Jiuliang doubted.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded with a smile, and continued: "Students stood up at six o'clock in the morning, and invited him out. Sun Yue came out of the dormitory. The two students mixed him and went to the playground. There was only one person moving a chair behind him."

"That's heavy enough to sit on." Zhou Jiuliang snickered.

Qu Xiaoyun gestured and said, "Ordinary chairs won't work. You need an old-fashioned armchair. He can sit steadily. When the chair is set up, he sits. A student next to him stuffs his flesh into the armchair!"

"Hahaha~~"

The burden was too much, and the audience in the audience filled their brains with the picture, laughing unsteadily.

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(End of this chapter)