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Chapter 318 Physical Education Teacher Fatty Sun

After the laughter.

Zhou Jiuliang was shocked and said: "Good guy, Sun Yue is sitting in an armchair, and the students have to stuff them with meat. How much meat is this?"

"Fat, full of meat stuffing, as a physical education teacher, he has a whistle on his neck, pick up this whistle, wheeze~wheeze~~" Qu Xiaoyun imitated, panting heavily.

"I'm panting before I blow it!" Zhou Jiuliang curled his lips.

"Hahaha~~"

There were bursts of laughter from the audience.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "The students are waiting by the side, it's easy to run as soon as you blow the whistle!"

"correct."

"Huchi~huchi~~huchi~~~" Qu Xiaoyun imitated panting heavily again.

Zhou Jiuliang shook his hands: "It's better to blow the whistle!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Two 10 minutes, put it in your mouth, beep~~~ hiccup..." Qu Xiaoyun started to roll his eyes when he said this.

"Dead? Did you die after blowing the whistle together?" Zhou Jiuliang said in surprise.

"No."

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hands, and then continued: "The two children on both sides of Sun Yue didn't move, and the other children ran. These two children quickly patted his back and woke him up! Do you think this is a common thing? Children Someone watched and ran well, but when no one watched, the teacher passed out and was fine."

"Let's play it all!" Zhou Jiuliang praised.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Yes, so in this case, the teacher has to substitute for the class."

"Oh."

"When Teacher Yu came here and saw Fatty Sun, he bowed four times first." Qu Xiaoyun bowed to imitate the situation at that time.

"Hahaha~~"

"It's still dead." Zhou Jiuliang pouted.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "After bowing and chasing the children, supervise, run for 45 minutes in one class, let the children disband after running, and let the children have breakfast after dismissing, Teacher Yu waits to see which class Also call him."

"Still busy."

"Generally speaking, the second class has to be used for the teacher's help. The second class is the theory of cross talk taught by Li Wenshan. Mr. Li Wenshan is always late, he is getting older, and he lives a little far away."

"Where does he live?" Zhou Jiuliang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun said with an accent: "Korqin!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Hey! How about not coming so far away?" Zhou Jiuliang was speechless.

"Rush here at three o'clock in the morning, and I'm late every day, so this class has to be watched by Teacher Yu. Teacher Yu hurriedly ran from the playground to the classroom to teach cross talk theory. Everyone, run for 45 minutes, drink up, and enter the classroom for the first time Uncomfortable!" Qu Xiaoyun frowned and covered his stomach, acting very vividly.

"Yes, I drink the wind." Zhou Jiuliang praised.

"This belly gas can't go up or down."

"Yes."

Qu Xiaoyun frowned and said: "But if we really go down, there will be no one left in the room!"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"Hey, don't go down then!" Zhou Jiuliang smiled and waved his hands.

Qu Xiaoyun struggled and said: "The children who talk about cross talk in a room are all bad, if they find out about this, they will keep telling you about it!"

"Correct."

"Teacher Yu endured it, his face turned blue, and his eyes were so angry!" Qu Xiaoyun said with a grim expression.

"Hahaha~~"

"Huh!"

Qu Xiaoyun changed the subject and said, "Hey, Mr. Yu is smart, and he came up with a good idea!"

"What way?" Zhou Jiuliang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun patted his butt, and smiled: "Stop it!"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience laughed up and down and gave applause one after another.

"This is a perfect solution!" Zhou Jiuliang gave a thumbs up with a smirk.

Qu Xiaoyun touched his chin, feeling worried: "What is blocked is a problem."

The audience in the audience was amused again after listening.

"This is a big deal!" Zhou Jiuliang smiled and nodded.

Qu Xiaoyun had an idea and said, "A grape?"

"Hahaha~~"

"Ah?" Zhou Jiuliang asked in surprise.

Qu Xiaoyun thought about it for a second, and waved his hand: "It's easy to break!"

Zhou Jiuliang nodded, amused: "Talk from experience!"

"Hahaha~~"

This knife made up so well that Qu Xiaoyun was speechless. The atmosphere on the scene exploded, and the laughter almost lifted the roof of the house.

Qu Xiaoyun's face turned red, and he didn't think about how to respond, so he simply continued: "The grapes are a little smaller, how about a durian?"

"Hahaha~~"

"Hey!" Zhou Jiuliang was shocked.

Qu Xiaoyun changed the subject and waved his hand: "The durian is a little bigger again."

"It's either a little bit, or a lot!" Zhou Jiuliang complained.

Qu Xiaoyun rubbed his chin and continued to think: "Have a jujube? It has seeds!"

"What's wrong with nuclear?" Zhou Jiuliang asked puzzled.

Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyebrows, shook his hands and said, "What should I do if it sprouts?"

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience was amused again after listening.

"No way! How long will this be blocked?" Zhou Jiuliang was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun continued to think: "Jujue is not good, how about a wine date? This is not okay, what if the superior?"

"Hahaha~~"

"Thought too much!" Zhou Jiuliang curled his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun's eyes suddenly brightened, and he had an idea: "Finally, I remembered that a friend opened a shooting range in Xishan, and there was that spent bullet. The shell case is made of copper, and the size is good for both cold and hot."

"It's very thoughtful." Zhou Jiuliang couldn't help laughing.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and then went on to talk: "My friend gave the shell casings to Mr. Yu, and Mr. Yu looked at it—don't you still have the shell casings?"

"Hahaha~~"

The foreshadowing was very good, and in the end the burden was too loud, and the audience in the audience laughed up and down after hearing it.

"Let's take the durian." Zhou Jiuliang suggested with a smile.

"In the end, let's use a bullet. This bullet has a hole on one side, and it is threaded with a rope, which can be hung around the neck when there is nothing to do." Qu Xiaoyun even gestured and said it very carefully.

"Ah? Teacher Yu is not too dirty." Zhou Jiuliang twitched.

"Correct."

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "But you can't keep stuffing this one in place, you have to pull it out if it's appropriate."

"That's right, you need to breathe." Zhou Jiuliang praised with a smile.

"Hahaha~~"

The make-up was so good that bursts of laughter came from the audience.

After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "Where can I get it? It must not work in the classroom, so I ran to the toilet. Seeing that there is no one in this room, I turned around and went to the women's toilet opposite."

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience filled their brains with the picture, and laughed so hard that they gave warm applause.

"Where is the co-author Teacher Yu staying in the women's bathroom?" Zhou Jiuliang asked with a smile.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Wrong way!"

"Go wrong and wait for a long time?" Zhou Jiuliang pierced.

Qu Xiaoyun explained solemnly: "See if there are any people there!"

"Oh."

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "Run to the men's room, but there is no one in the men's room. Teacher Yu was very happy. He unbuttoned his pants and pulled them out with a puff. There was a puff of white smoke!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Hey! It's been too long." Zhou Jiuliang curled his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded with a smile, and continued: "There is a nail on the wall of the toilet. Teacher Yu hung the bullet casings on the nail. It's convenient. A fat man came in outside!"

"Who is it?" Zhou Jiuliang asked curiously.

"Sun Yue! Sun Yue also relieved himself, first took off the whistle on his neck, and hung it up too." Qu Xiaoyun smiled evilly when he said this.

"Hahaha~~"

"Goose goose goose~~"

The foreshadowing was great. When it came to this, the audience had already guessed the direction of the next plot, and they laughed and laughed, and they gave warm applause.

"That must be the case." Zhou Jiuliang snickered.

The laughter didn't stop for 20 seconds, which put a lot of pressure on the actors who performed later.

Backstage.

"Xiaoyun has made great progress!"

Guo Degang waved his fan, his face was full of joy, he was very satisfied with his apprentice's performance today.

Yu Qian smiled and nodded: "Yes, the ability to control the field is getting better and better, Gao Xiaobei, give Qu Xiaoyun a point!"

The praise of the two brothers also fully demonstrated Qu Xiaoyun's progress. After [-] periods of training, his strength has been significantly improved.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated: "Sun Yue squatted next to the teacher and started to release, ding ding ding ding~~"

The audience in the audience was amused by the exaggerated imitation.

"It's really a lot of energy." Zhou Jiuliang sighed.

Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyebrows and said, "Teacher Yu listened carefully and whetted his appetite!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Mr. Yu, why are you so hungry?" Zhou Jiuliang asked incomprehensibly.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "The main reason is that Teacher Yu ate the same food when he remembered it."

"what?"

"Tahini mixed with brown sugar!"

"Hahaha~~"

"Oh, Mr. Yu's associative power is too rich." Zhou Jiuliang curled his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "Mr. Yu thought that he would have to buy some food later, so he started to lift his pants, tied them up and went out, but he came back to untie his pants after he didn't go far."

"What are you doing?" Zhou Jiuliang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun scratched his head, amused: "I didn't wipe my butt."

"Hahaha~~"

The burden rang, and bursts of laughter came from the audience.

"Oh, Teacher Yu is too impatient!" Zhou Jiuliang snickered.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Teacher Yu walked out after wiping, and remembered again at the door. I forgot the bullet casings. How embarrassing this thing is. I was afraid that Sun Yue would see it, so I just rubbed it over there."

"I'm sorry." Zhou Jiuliang praised.

Qu Xiaoyun gestured and said, "Teacher Yu walked back, took the things down, unbuttoned the trousers, poof~~ stuffed them in."

"Hahaha~~"

The burden was too dense, one after another, the audience laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt, and the joyous atmosphere on the scene reached a climax.

"Good guy."

After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "Teacher Yu tied up his pants after stuffing the bullet casings in, thinking about eating sesame sauce mixed with brown sugar!"

"I'm still thinking about this." Zhou Jiuliang curled his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun raised his mouth and said, "Teacher Yu was happy thinking about it, so he went out. Fatty Sun has finished his hands now, pulled up his pants, took off the whistle and hung it around his neck, and then put it in his mouth .”

"Hahaha~~"

"Goose goose goose~~"

Although the audience had guessed the burden before, they still laughed happily when they heard this, and gave warm applause.

"Oh, didn't you throw up?" Zhou Jiuliang was a little yue after hearing that.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and waved his hands: "No."

"People who are too fat don't have a well-developed sense of taste." Zhou Jiuliang frowned and complained.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "Teacher Yu returned to the classroom, still thinking about sesame paste mixed with brown sugar. He is beautiful in his heart. A beautiful woman is easy to relax. Once relaxed, it is easy to be overwhelmed."

The sense of anticipation was full, and smiles appeared on the faces of the audience.

"You should go talk about physical hygiene!" Zhou Jiuliang gave a thumbs up.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the situation at that time and said: "Teacher Yu stood on the desk and waved his hand, the middle and lower part of the body, beep~~~"

"Hahaha~~"

"The voice is very well-proportioned." Zhou Jiuliang snickered.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "The children in the classroom are stunned—what's the sound? The atmosphere was very awkward. After 3 minutes, a child stood up——Teacher Yu, I really can't run anymore. If you blow the whistle again, I won’t be able to run anymore.”

"Hahaha~~"

After listening to the audience, the audience filled their brains with embarrassment, laughing hard.

"I thought I had to go to physical education class." Zhou Jiuliang smiled and shook his head.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the embarrassing expression vividly: "Teacher Yu can't hold back his face at this moment. He is a teacher with dignity in front of the children. How embarrassing, scolding that child-you don't respect the teacher. Later in the recess Let others go out to play, and punish you for cleaning in the classroom."

"Punish him." Zhou Jiuliang praised.

"After class, the children all went out, and Teacher Yu also went out to buy sesame paste, and the child was left alone. At least he took a broom to sweep the quilt, and he was sulking after sweeping—what, say something Why did you speak in such a hurry, why did you not save face for me? Everyone in the room told me to sweep the floor by myself."

"That's right."

"I have to make a joke with Teacher Yu. When I thought of this, I ran to the desk. There is a seat behind the desk. Teacher Yu sat there in class, and there was a cotton pad on the seat. When the child got angry, he unbuttoned his pants and sat on the chair. Come up and soak hot."

"Hahaha~~"

"Oh, wicked child." Zhou Jiuliang curled his lips.

"The child covered the mat again. The child is very particular. Ming people don't do secret things, and wrote a note. There are three words written on the note. I pulled it!" Qu Xiaoyun picked up the fan on the table, Swipe a little bit in the palm of your hand.

"This kid is too angry." Zhou Jiuliang snickered.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and nodded: "That's not wrong. After finishing writing, put the note on the table and go out to play. After a while, Teacher Yu will come back, and he will enter the room."

"It's finished." Zhou Jiuliang praised with a smile.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "Sesame sauce mixed with brown sugar is delicious. I was still remembering the taste, so I went back to the lecture table and sat down. As soon as I sat down, I slipped down."

"It's thinner." Zhou Jiuliang praised with a smile.

"Hahaha~~"

There were bursts of laughter from the audience.

Qu Xiaoyun looked down, rubbed his chin and wondered, "Teacher Yu wondered, what's going on? There's something wrong with this one! When I lowered my head, sesame sauce mixed with brown sugar? Why did it come out again after eating?"

"Good guy!"

The audience was amused again.

Qu Xiaoyun bent down and stretched out his finger to dip it in, tasted it, and said, "Teacher Yu stretched out a finger, dipped it in a bit and tasted it, and secretly gave a thumbs up to what I did just now, Fortunately, I tasted it, or I would have sat on it!"

"Hahaha~~"

……

(End of this chapter)