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Chapter 319 Teacher Yu Was Broken
After the laughter.

"Huh!"

Zhou Jiuliang curled his lips and questioned, "Is it shit? Teacher Yu has to taste it to find out, right?"

"Yes, Teacher Yu has very serious rhinitis."

Qu Xiaoyun nodded with a smile, and then said: "But Teacher Yu was so angry that he kicked the chair aside, and when he turned his head, he suddenly found a note on the table with three words written on it. .Heh, that's too arrogant!"

"Unscrupulous!" Zhou Jiuliang praised.

Qu Xiaoyun blew his beard and stared, imitating the situation at that time: "A child came in after a while, not the one who did bad things just now. Teacher Yu raised the bar and asked - what did you read? The child didn't understand what it meant , the teacher told me to read it as long as I want—I did it!”

"Crack! When Teacher Yu raises his hand, his mouth is full—stand there for me!"

"The child is too wronged." Zhou Jiuliang shook his hands.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and then continued: "After a while, another child came in. Seeing his classmate standing there with a grievance on his face, and holding a note in his hand, he was amused——You don't know how to write, so you will be beaten." , This is what I said! As soon as the voice fell, slap~ Teacher Yu slapped again-you stand there for me too!"

"Good guy, another wronged person." Zhou Jiuliang curled his lips.

"Shortly speaking, twenty or thirty children, each with a big mouth, stood there as punishment. Finally, Zhenla's child came in—Hello, Master! Teacher Yu took a piece of paper and asked—what did you write?"

"How did he answer?" Zhou Jiuliang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun was submissive, and said in a tentative tone: "Who pulled it?"

"This kid is smart!" Zhou Jiuliang gave a thumbs up.

Qu Xiaoyun changed roles, blew his beard and stared and said, "Teacher Yu is so angry--the unlucky kid doesn't even know the words, I blamed it!"

"Hahaha~~"

"it is good!!!"

The burden that had been laid out for a long time rang, and the audience in the audience laughed up and down after hearing it, and they all laughed and gave warm applause and applause.

After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun rolled up his arms and sleeves, and said angrily: "These more than 20 students are quitting - what did you do, you hit us?"

"Hahaha~~"

Laughter came from the audience again.

"It's all messed up." Zhou Jiuliang snickered.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded with a smile: "The students in this room are so angry that they are about to revolt and hit Teacher Yu, and they are about to fight. At the very moment, the classroom door opened and someone came in!"

"Who?"

"Teacher Li Wenshan!"

"He's here." Zhou Jiuliang curled his lips.

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun imitated, scolded and panted: "I'm exhausted, it's not close to come here from Horqin."

Zhou Jiuliang raised his eyebrows and said, "How fresh!"

"The students hurriedly moved the stools for Mr. Li to sit on. Mr. Li suddenly felt something was wrong when he was sitting on the chair." Qu Xiaoyun raised his nose and sniffed left and right, with a puzzled expression on his face.

"That's right!" Zhou Jiuliang snickered.

"What the hell? Mr. Li was wondering, but Sun Yue came in with that in his mouth!" Qu Xiaoyun raised his mouth.

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience was laughing up and down.

"I haven't tasted it yet!" Zhou Jiuliang praised with a smile.

Qu Xiaoyun pinched his throat and said hoarsely: "Sun Yue entered the classroom with a dazed face—what's going on?"

"Hahaha~~"

The burden rang, and bursts of laughter came from the audience.

Zhou Jiuliang couldn't help laughing: "This is stupid!"

After the laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun frowned and continued to speak, "Teacher Yu is still angry—Sun Yue, take Mr. Li and this chair out. Teacher Yu began to roll up his arms and sleeves to find things. There was everything on the desk, including a blackboard. Wipe, there is a ruler, there is a knife for tearing paper, he picked up the knife."

"Hey, let's do it." Zhou Jiuliang said in surprise.

At the same time, Qu Xiaoyun picked up the folding fan on the desk and stuck it on the table to imitate: "Teacher Yu put the knife on the table——I'll fight with you today, it's fair to you! We are talking, in the corridor outside Someone shouted—mooncakes are being distributed!"

"Distributing moon biscuits?" Zhou Jiuliang asked puzzled.

Qu Xiaoyun explained in detail: "It's the [-]th day of the eighth lunar month. The Deyun Club distributes mooncakes. When the children heard that there were mooncakes, they all went out, and Teacher Yu also went out. Each person received a piece. The Deyun Club has a special feature. Distributing mooncakes is different from other units, each person has a kind of stuffing."

"What's the point?" Zhou Jiuliang asked curiously.

"According to character! The better the character, the better the taste, and the worse the character, the worse the taste!" Qu Xiaoyun raised his eyebrows and explained.

"Oh, what are the stuffing?"

Qu Xiaoyun snapped his fingers and gave an example: "For example, Mr. Xie Tianshun is stuffed with cordyceps sinensis!"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

"Oh, I have to die." Zhou Jiuliang curled his lips.

"Gao Feng is stuffed with ginseng!"

"Hahaha~~"

"This will kill him." Zhou Jiuliang frowned.

"Mr. Li Wenshan stuffed with deer antler."

"This is too much."

"Sun Yue is stuffed with sesame sauce and brown sugar!"

"Hahaha~~"

"He likes it." Zhou Jiuliang couldn't help laughing.

"Teacher Yu is stuffed with buckwheat husk!" Qu Xiaoyun smiled and emphasized his tone.

The audience in the audience was amused again after listening.

"This stuffing is too bad!" Zhou Jiuliang shook his hands.

Qu Xiaoyun went on to say: "After distributing the moon cakes, everyone went back to the classroom. Teacher Yu is still angry-don't think that today's August Festival will spare you, and there is no door. The closest to him The student’s surname is Wang, Xiao Wang, what kind of stuffing do you have for your mooncakes? Xiao Wang is back——Wuren’s."

"Teacher Yu was so angry that he pointed and scolded—shameless, and eat five kernels, why am I a buckwheat husk?" Qu Xiaoyun frowned, looking unreasonable.

"Don't make a fool of yourself." Zhou Jiuliang persuaded.

"Teacher Yu snatched Xiao Wang'er's mooncakes right away—shameless, have your teeth grown evenly after eating mooncakes? Have I taught you?" Qu Xiaoyun said angrily.

"Good guy, I have to teach you how to eat mooncakes." Zhou Jiuliang was speechless.

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience was amused by his unreasonable appearance.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated and continued: "Today's class teaches you to eat moon cakes. Teacher Yu's mouth opened like a pair of vise. One bite of the moon cake will leave crescent teeth. After biting, return it to Xiao Wang. "

"Return it back after eating." Zhou Jiuliang curled his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun slapped his forehead, and sang aggrievedly: "Xiao Wang put the crescent moon on his forehead——There is a Bao Qingtian in Kaifeng, who distinguishes traitors with a stern face!"

"Hahaha~~"

"This kid is very creative." Zhou Jiuliang praised with a smile.

"The child can't cry after singing. Take off the crescent moon and put it in your hand to watch--August [-]th Mid-Autumn Festival reunion, the moon in the sky is full, my mooncake is crescent moon, I don't want it, I will give it to you .”

The aggrieved appearance caused the audience to laugh.

"After speaking, I threw the mooncake teeth on the lecture table. Teacher Yu picked it up and chewed it. After taking a bite, he asked—Xiao Ming, what kind of filling is your mooncake? Xiao Ming—back to Teacher Yu, my mooncake is filled with white truffles. "

"What is a white truffle?" Zhou Jiuliang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained in detail: "White truffle is a kind of fungus. White truffle and black truffle are considered to be a particularly high-end food. The price of black truffle is equal to that of gold, and the price of white truffle is equal to that of diamond. It is so precious. The so-called truffle It is a kind of fungus that grows under the pine tree, and the market price of white truffle is 17 yuan per catty now!"

The audience in the audience were speechless after hearing this, and were surprised by the expensive price.

"Deyun Club is really rich." Zhou Jiuliang gave a thumbs up.

Qu Xiaoyun reached out and grabbed it, cursing and saying: "Teacher Yu is so angry-give me your mooncake! He reached out and snatched it, put the mooncake on the table, picked up the knife again, and was still cursing-don't Face, have you eaten these things at such a young age, have your teeth grown?"

"Another one that didn't grow together." Zhou Jiuliang was speechless.

"Hahaha~~"

There were bursts of laughter from the audience.

Qu Xiaoyun cleared his throat and said, "Today is August [-]th, we want to discuss the allusions about eating mooncakes!"

"What's the allusion to mooncakes?" Zhou Jiuliang asked.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "I think the sky was not in its current state at the beginning. It was a world of infinity. Infinity is divided into poles, and poles are divided into Taiji. Taiji is divided into two instruments, two instruments are divided into three wealth, and three wealth are divided into heaven, earth and human beings. There is only war in the world."

"Three emperors ruled the world, five emperors were kings, King Yao visited Shun, and Shun visited Dayu. King Yu did not pass it down, but passed it on to his son. This is called Xia Chuanzi's family!"

"Since then, the country has been passed down from generation to generation, and it has been passed down to the tyrannical and fatuous King Jie of Xia. Only then did Tang Wu attack Xia and establish the Shang Dynasty. It has been passed down from generation to generation, and it has been passed down to Emperor Xin, who is also King Zhou. Only ten should not be passed down through the ages!"

When Qu Xiaoyun said this, he knocked on the table four times with his folding fan.

"What do you mean?" Zhou Jiuliang asked incomprehensibly.

Qu Xiaoyun pointed to the book case and explained: "The moon cake was cut four times, two horizontally and two vertically, nine yuan, plus the mooncake teeth just now, a total of ten yuan, and it is ready to talk to the teacher-children! , the teacher speaks on purpose, King Zhou of Yin is fatuous and immoral, and left ten wrongs, you should listen carefully, and listen to what ten wrongs are!"

"What are there?" Zhou Jiuliang asked.

"The children said in their hearts, who is going to be King Zhou, and what is he going to do?" Qu Xiaoyun curled his lips.

"That's right!"

"Teacher Yu picked up a piece of mooncake—I shouldn't have recruited Na Daji into the palace! Babababa~~" Qu Xiaoyun finished singing, imitating copying a piece of mooncake on the table, and babbling to eat the mooncake.

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience was amused by this funny imitation.

"Just eat it." Zhou Jiuliang pouted, very speechless.

"Second, you shouldn't kill Empress Jiang and cry for injustice."

"Three shouldn't cause civil and military disasters."

"Fourth, you should not spend people's money building deer towers."

"Five should not guess the old and the young smash the bones to test the marrow."

"Six shouldn't Caesarean pregnancy test female test male."

"Qi shouldn't have Yang Ren's eyes gouged out."

"Prime Minister Eight should have gouged out his heart and liver."

"Jiu shouldn't set up a demon banquet on the Star Tower."

"Ten shouldn't have forced the Huang family and his son to go against five levels."

Qu Xiaoyun sang well and full of charm, and the audience gave warm applause.

"Bajibaji~~"

After Qu Xiaoyun sang, he wiped the corners of his mouth and touched his stomach, with a satisfied face.

"Hahaha~~"

"Good guy, I've eaten all ten yuan." Zhou Jiuliang shook his hands.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded with a smile: "Ten moon cakes are finished, Teacher Yu is very happy, look up to the sky and smile, it doesn't matter if you play hard!"

"What's wrong?" Zhou Jiuliang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun pouted his buttocks, and said with a smile: "Just listen to the back, beep~~~"

"The whistle hasn't been pulled out yet!" Zhou Jiuliang snickered.

"Hahaha~~"

"it is good!!!"

The joke was very interesting, and the small part was sung well. The audience liked it very much, and they all laughed and gave warm applause and applause.

Faced with the pressure of performing on stage, the two not only caught it without being cold, but also performed very well. There is no doubt that this impromptu performance was very successful.

Zhou Jiuliang didn't expect to finish it so well. Yesterday, he heard Qu Xiaoyun said that he would improvise, but he didn't have any hope. After today's performance, he looked at him with admiration.

Amid warm applause from the audience, Qu Xiaoyun and Zhou Jiuliang bowed and stepped down from the stage.

Afterwards, the host Xiao Yueyue came to the stage with a smile to announce the curtain, and he also liked the performance of the two just now:
"Oh, the cross talk that was so explosive just now, the two talked for a while and went down to take a break. The next cross talk is quite special. Both of them are flattering. It is a bit nervous and difficult for them, and the work was just released this morning. from."

"I hope that everyone can calm down and watch this cross talk with a tolerant attitude. It is not easy. Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Learning Fairy Tales".

"it is good!!!"

"Crash~"

"Papapapa~~"

The audience applauded very much and gave warm applause one after another.

The audience thought that since Xiao Yueyue said that, the performance would not be very exciting, but after lowering the sense of expectation, the effect of the performance exploded.

Cao Heyang and Luan Dangdang performed so well, they changed their appearance, especially Cao Heyang, who wore a white towel on his head, played the role of an old woman and reversed it wonderfully.

During the performance, Xiao Yueyue also acted as a magic mirror, showing off her singing voice randomly, and "The Most Beautiful" sang very well.In the end, Cao He and Yang Hei, who played the role of Snow White's Luan Dangdang poisoned apple, were so happy. He picked up the apple and stuffed it into his mouth. It was like a skit, which made the audience laugh again and again, and brought suspense to the game. .

The final performers were Zhang Helun and Zhang Jiunan, both of whom performed equally well, and both played their strengths on the stage of the finals.

Zhang Helun sang well, and sang several small songs. The most exciting thing was to accompany Zhang Jiunan in "Serving the Country with the Loyalty". Zhang Jiunan took off his coat, picked up his sword and showed off a sword dance.

Mad Dog is really good at it, the sword is whistling and windy, every move is decent, and he even showed off the carp's straightening, it can be seen that he has worked hard in this area.

Backstage.

Guo Degang shook his fan and joked, "I never taught Zhang Jiunan how to dance a sword."

Yu Qian joked with a smile: "This is looking for Master again behind your back!"

The burdensome interaction between the two brothers added a lot to their program. Although the audience couldn't see it, the netizens in the live broadcast room watched it very happily.

Due to the difference in the spread of art between the north and the south, many audiences in Shencheng are not familiar with cross talk performances, but watching them dance swords and sing, they feel very fresh and like it.

After the whole performance, they conquered many audiences who were not familiar with them.

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(End of this chapter)